First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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she rosencrantz on my guildenstern until the both of us are dead
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having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations
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Kissinger Wrapped
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she breasted boobily down the accessibility ramp
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She brennan on my lee til i mulligan
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boycott, boycunt, boytoy
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I’m at the barber shop
I’m at the pie restaurant
I’m at the combination barber shop and pie restaurant
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revue starlight themed gender reveal party except instead of gender we get to find out if the kid is a flora or a claire
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trans girls that are single on tumblr are like cats in cardboard boxes that say 'please take me home'
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you guys know how ppl name their kids after places like london or america. what if that but star wars. this is my beautiful son coruscant
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3rd life but every session someone random is chosen and that person can't upload their video that week. All lost episodes are published the week after the finale.
Modern day burning(?) of Alexandria's genesis...
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*c!Dream voice* you see Tommy… I’ve drawn you as the soy wojack while I’ve drawn myself as the chad wojack *ominous chuckle* this is going to be my server again and there’s nothing you could do about it, you and all your little friends are fucked 😈😈😈
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So there's been some debate on whether or not Gem should be drawn as a Shadow Over Innsmouth type fisherperson or just a human fishwoman
I'm here to say we shouldn't have to chose, in Shadow Over Innsmouth, The fishpeople become more fishlike as the story progresses, so what if Gem is like one of the sea monsters from luca? Appearing human on the surface but changing into an eldritch Mermaid when she goes in the water?
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hoes got me feeling like the white gilgamesh
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