#it looks so fucking cool they’re all so hot and swag i’m gonna throw up

[gh00stic]

I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. I CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE GOOGLE TRANSLATION FROM THE ORIGINAL TWEET, IM WAITING FOR A ENG TRANSLATION- WHAT ARE YOU????

#i know it’s a rap battle of some sorts #but i’m confused on if it’s an actual event like it’s something to do with splatfest #or is it just a separate thing like big betrayal i’m all over the place #it looks so fucking cool they’re all so hot and swag i’m gonna throw up #hex talks #splatoon 3

[acciostorian]

mae reads the kane chronicles: the serpent’s shadow the red pyramid

(aka we see mae go through many emotions in the space of 2-3 days)

holy fuck ive only got to the contents and the chapters have those classic pjo click bait titles i’m so happy rn

WAIT IM SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT- the serpent’s shadow is the THIRD BOOK. uh-oh i almost fucked this whole series over lemme change the book real quick....

i’m literally on the first page and i’ve already been sent on a mission, so the kanes are THOSE bitches

SADIE AND KANE ARE BRITISH???? omg yes please

THEYRE IN LONDON MY HOME

never fucking mind they’re from LA

oh wait sadie was raised as a british kid. that’s very sexy of her.

carter be like, “you wouldn’t be interested in my dad’s lectures.” SHUT UP CARTER I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT EGYPTIAN PUNISHMENT

so sadie was raised in east london???? THATS SO SEXC BECAUSE ME TOO BOO

sadie has a british accent. a b r i t i s h a c c e n t.

FIT

“six years in london and she thinks she’s james bond” LMAO

sadie’s so emo/alt i love it. does rick always write his characters like this??

sadie pronounces it “mum” and carter says “mom”

it’s so refreshing to read mum ngl

sadie said bloke omg

i’m feeling carter’s pain. little sisters are shits and honestly sadie has the same vibes as my little sister and me and carter are quite similar. i hate this.

oh wow they really said sadie was too white for their family...

sadie did not HESITATE to be like, “yeah dad we’ll lock that guy in his office. mint.”

sadie telling the story is an experience

sadie said “maths” and “mates” in the same sentence. this is some refreshing shit.

sadie’s friends saying carter is hot is fucking hilarious. like it’s a classic piss-off to thirst over your mate’s sibling

THEYRE GETTING DEPORTED????

LMAO AMOS WAS LIKE, “yeah we don’t talk about manhattan. they’ve got their own problems. *cough percy jackson cough*”

i read thoth the god of knowledge as thot the god of knowledge

carter is right, amos has undeniable swag

philip of macedonia. the crocodile. cool.

i love how the greeks and romans be like “if we don’t honour the gods we’ll get SLAUGHTERED” and the egyptians are like “you know what? fuck the gods me and my homies hate the gods”

sadie kane would stab you in a back alley and dance to mcr as you bled to death and carter kane would take you to a museum, tell you everything about everything and then commit a terrorist attack

amos really went “don’t touch anything, the cats in charge and peace out bitches” and then fucking jumped off the balcony of his five storey mansion

sadie made that door go BANG

that fucking clay statue came to life and not one of them screamed. I WOULD SHIT MYSELF.

i’m giggling, all the greek/roman gods have really long/scary/cool sounding names like tartarus and chaos and nyx but the evilest guy in egyptian myth is called set. S E T.

please make muffin some crazy badass animal like crookshanks or swiftwind.

WHO DARES THROW HANDS WITH PHILIP?????

THE SHABTI FUCKING STOLE AN ARTEFACT THATS AMAZING

i love carter sm, even tho he’s scared as fuck he still picked up that ancient sword and was like “ig i’ll bash some heads in whilst sadie holds the cat”

MUFFIN JUST TURNED INTO SOME WARRIOR CAT LADY AND SHE INSTANTLY GAVE ME CATRA VIBES

every cat in new york is helping them

bast jacked that car like it was nobody’s business

i used to think the greek gods were stupid for having so many things to control but honestly the egyptians are taking the piss, do you really need a whole scorpion goddess?

the kane siblings are written so well. like i actually BELIEVE they’re siblings

i think carters gonna become a comfort character now... like i relate on another level. little siblings always take the spot light and you have to act level headed and calm because the younger ones start shit and you’re like “i gotta be the good one because my family would fall to shit if i didn’t behave.” so big kudos to carter, i love you

so carter’s a king huh? I DIDNT NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT RICK I ALREADY KNEW HE WAS

zia was like “king tut?? ugh he was such a boy, there were waaaaay cooler tombs out there x x”

i read “nectanebo II” as “nintendo II” and i was like ??? when was that a thing

i drinking camomile tea whilst reading this and i feel so peaceful uwu

sadie really can do magic like THAT like bitch be like “i just copied what zia did and yeah it worked lol”

okay so i’m sorta feeling bad about sadies life rn but i’m still very pro carter

set’s laugh makes me uncomfortable. because when most villains laugh it’s usually described like “their laugh was like a knife, cold and sharp. i hates it.” but when sadie discribed set’s laugh she was like “it was warm and friendly. beautiful.” LIKE AAAA THATS A RED LIGHT

set: the god of theatre because gods dam is he a good actor

sadie saw some hot emo guy and was like “omg marry me”

iskandar be like “lmao imma speak in alexandria greek all the time but this girl bouta die? i switch to perfect english for dramatic effect”

woooOooaaaah SLOW DOWN THERE BUDDY, tongue tattoos???

zia: you guys will probably suck at this at first but oh well we all can’t be great

sadie: *makes fire first time* wooosh

sadie and kane: *doing cool shit* me and my tea: sluuuurrrp

bast is so sassy i love it

me when it’s a sadie chapter: okay ig :/

me when it’s a carter chapter: HOLY SHIT CARTER HEY OMG YOURE DOING CRAZY STUFF???? COOL. i love you.

bast: so yeah, you’d be stupid to teleport to paris, this is desjardin’s home territory

sadie and kane, lying in the streets of paris: oh cool cool

sadie: like i might die rn but i don’t care, as long as it doesn’t get filmed and put in youtube, that would be embarrassing

like ???? sis get your priorities together smh

sadie: *sees hot emo guy again in her spirit adventure, he hints that’s he’s dead or something*

also sadie: so will i see you again?

“no, an egyptian drink. you’ve heard of hot chocolate? this is rather like hot vanilla.” dam now i want some.

carter is an amazing older brother. he’s written perfectly and he’s a great character to relate to for me. even though sadie can make his blood boil, he dropped everything to calm her down when she was panicking about not being able to change back from a bird. i too have to do that for my little sister - sadie and ava are ironically the same age - so i find that very comforting that there is someone like me to relate to!

‘a businessman with a rolling suitcase was waiting by the doors. his eyes widened when he saw me. i must’ve looked pretty strange — a tall black kid in dirty, ragged egyptian clothes, with a weird box tucked under one arm and a bird of prey perched on the other.

‘“how’s it going?” i said. “i’ll take the stairs.” he hurried off.’ LMAO THIS IS WHY CARTER BABY I LOVE YOU

highkey pissed that carters like “i’m always edgy around the police. once i turned eleven they started giving me the Look. when it doesn’t happen it’s always a pleasant surprise.” LIKE FUCK NO HE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WALK AROUND UNHASSLED WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

lmao bast be like “imma jump off this national monument. see ya at the airport in my finest clothes and jewellery x”

FOOD UPDATE: i’m eating a chocolate covered waffles and having some tea and i feel so happy rn sorry i know you don’t care but like aaaaaaa

bast called carter her little tomcat and my heart exploded

bast really likes convertibles huh

thoth: i hate rereading my old writing, my present self would never write like this now!! SOMEONE GET ME A RED PEN

are they... are they going to dig up elvis presley?

might put some elvis in for this part, y’know, to set the mood?

i cant stop reading ‘thoth’ as thot even though i know how to pronounce it

the captain with a axe for a head: my name is bloodstained battle axe 😸

yuh bast did some shit ...

imma stop now because spoilers, GO READ THE KANE CHRONICLES THEY ARE THE MOST UNDERRATED RIORDANVERSE BOOKS X X

#the kane chronicles #tkc #carter kane #sadie kane #tkc bast #mae waffles #rick riordan #riordanverse #did someone say queued?

[oreomonsterhunter]

ON:E D2

Day 2 continued (even though there isn’t really a part one since TuMBlr DeLETed iT and I do not have the energy to try to recreate my thoughts, plus they wouldn’t be first impressions anymore since I’ve seen it already. Le sigh)

My Time is up first and I’m not prepared. My laptop even decided to quit the hell out of the website I was watching from, I assume in an attempt to protect me from 23 year old menace Jeon Jungkook. But the show must go on...

Ok I love the guitar move, I loved it the last two times and I love it now

No one come for me but his voice sounded a tad bit off when he first came in

I say this with love because my eyes and ears are peeled for injuries and strain and it is 2000007191819% believable that jk went too hard on day 1

But you know he’s right back on top again when the backing vocals come in and it sounds like a recording 😍 that’s my boy

I SEE TIDDIES I REPEAT THERE ARE TIDDIES ON THE SCENE

This choreo is impeccable

And I say that having seen it thrice and had my eyes peeled for the footwork and hand work because jk can Dance with that real good technique

You can almost touch the hours he’s put into this performance

Can you tell I’m avoiding the sexual nature as long as possible because I am

The leather fit was better for the thighs I’m just gonna say it

I like the red (and spoiler: the fact that he and jimin switch colors) but I reeeeeally liked the leather

My gawd those shoulder moves he’s so aggressive with it I’m 😳

The fact that his entire chest is out is absolutely sending me off the deep end, I am losing it, I have lost it

This sure is a...pectacle

Insert Jin windshield wiper laugh here

Jeon jungkook has pretty broad shoulders...and an itty bitty waist...and he’s throwing it in my face I’m like damn

Ok the backup dancers are lovely, and I like the symbolism of jk being followed by shadowy strangers, his every move inspected and copied

Imma say it: I liked day one hair better

I AM GASPING FOR BREATH JEON JUNGKOOK STOP IT RIGHT NOW I SAW ABS AND A WHOLE FRICKIN SHOULDER PUT THAT AWAY YOUNG MAN

I am keeping my eyes on the prize there is more to come I gotta stay cool but his THIGHS ARE A SIREN SONG AND I AM HELPLESS

That vocal run oof 😍😭 and right after that intense dance nonsense

Ok Santa I’ve had enough, all I want for Christmas is to squeeze jk’s thigh. Just one. Just for a moment. That’s all I ask.

I see sweat 👀 I’m not gonna say the thought I’m having I’ll scandalize you

FILTERRR JIMINNNN FUCK ME UPPPPP

Ok so he has his first note and immediately spreads his legs what am I supposed to do here jimin

His shirt is thin and almost missing as many buttons as mr doesn’t-know-what-buttons-are-jungkook so HOW does he do the outfit change later...we’ll find out

THE ROBE yes this is better this is the one heck yeah new fave

Jimin is Carmen right now (if you know you know) this is my ultimate goal

His hair...I said I was obsessed on day one but tousled is 😍 I love silvery jimin

And yes his eyeshadow is perfection absolute chef kiss Gordon Ramsay is on his knees praising this five star look

The lift and the half fall with the backup dancers is even MORE chef kiss ughhhh I’m so glad I’m watching this again to catch the details (and now I can pause lol)

Oop I caught a glimpse of those hand tattoos hello

Yeah jimin said “jk isn’t the only one with a chest”

HOW the outfit change was FOUR SECONDS OR LESS I COUNTED

I am literally yoongi looking at jhope doing hip thrusts right now. Hand over mouth, phone fallen to the floor, my entire life in shambles. Jimin has brought literal tears to my eyes how is he this potent even through a screen

Potent is the word, he is an actual SIREN like what

Jimin get over here I want you

And now I’m soothed with Jin 😌 thank you

THE PINK SHIRT nvm I’m not soothed I am a massive fan girl

His hair is also perfection, the whole vibe is It

Jin’s voice is sweeter than the WWH kisses he blows to the audience all the time 😭 omggg

I really do love that shirt, the sleeves are so fun and pretty and flowy

The little prince theme is killin me ahh

Things I want after this concert (since part 1 was deleted I’ll repeat myself...thanks tumblr I really love that you deleted valuable notes): jimins ripped sparkly pants, jungkook’s thighs, jimin, Jin’s shirt

HOLY HELL THAT HIGH NOTE

Jin are you sure you’re human I see no flaws, pretty suspect if you ask me

What?!? The song is over already? Excuse me?

Probably because I had to keep taking breaks from jk to breathe, and jimin to regain some control of my brain cells

The way tae does lil kid things as an adult

Not just on stage but I was reminded by that lil finger wave, this absolute cutie

The way he holds a mic is 👀 this man really does everything differently and somehow makes anything look damn good

What’s cuter, this kid or taehyung’s smile right before the chorus??? Impossible choice?

NOPE it’s the way tae makes those little faces at him and pats his head and you hear army in the background 🥺😭😭

His high notes at the end? Are they all trying to murder me with these vocals? Vocal line doesn’t REST

EGOOOOOO I think I need hobi in a red car for the rest of my life

How am I supposed to stay calm when you look That Good, hobi?

This choreo is so much fun ahhhhh I wanna dance but I’m definitely not good enough to learn this on the fly

The lil woah

Ripped jeans hobi 😍

Skipping hobi is an absolute joy, a bit of sunshine everyone needs to witness, the cure to what ails you, the light at the end of a long day, I sob

His joy is seeping through the screen he really is sunshine

He can really make any dance look easy, that’s such a skill

I mean these leg moves? I know they’re hard, or at least tricky, and he just? Does them? And makes my brain think they’re easy because he’s just doing them so naturally? What a lie he’s just gifted beyond this dimension. And also practices to perfection so there’s that

Tae is seriously shaking his booty right now lol

I know the boys always make fun of suga’s rap during boy with luv but I really love it

Jin’s so happy 😊 they’re all excited and having so much fun

I’ll never stop screaming over bts harmonies. Jk can actually turn anything into a masterpiece he blends so well with everyone, goosebumps every time I forget about a harmony and get surprised and ughhhh yesss

Jimin doing the ego dance lol this cutie

See I’m not crazy, they really are so happy on stage 😭 they’re all glowing and now they’re gonna talk about it I better not cry I’m too tired for that

Mmmmm Joonie wearing necklaces is 👌

All of their hair looks stellar oof

DNA choreo is one of my faves (who can watch them and say they’re not amazing performers, seriously)

Yasss Jin goooooo

Dance line really knows how to take and grab my attention like...I’m addicted to them

The hobi center part at the end though 🥳

I love the old songs, I’m always smiling when some of them come on idk

It makes me happy that bts still like performing their old stuff, like...we enjoy it but so do they

SUGA ON THE THRONE WHERE HE BELONGS #king of swag

You know it’s an old song when rapper jk reappears, and y’all know how much I love rapper jk *cough* ddaeng *cough*

The baseball is weird not gonna lie

Ooh little groovy jhope

Jimin seriously considered yanking his shirt up, I saw him think about it 😂 but shirt still tucked in

NEVER OVER THIS DANCE BREAK

Ok usually my jaw drops over jhope NOT NAMJOON excuse ME whAT

This should be ILLEGAL SIR, ILLEGAL

Ok yeah jhope has my jaw dropping again how does he move like that

😳😩🥵 red alert, that smirk is worth calling 911 to put out a fire because Hot Damn

I love jimin’s voice ok I love it

The closeups on heavy breathing sweaty bangtan are actual threats against my life

Not sure I have a pulse anymore

Can anyone in bts perform cpr I think I need it

Ok nvm jhope’s intro in spring day is the virtual version, I’m saved

What excuse me park jimin you better be ok go drink some water bb

Jin forehead I see you, worldwide handsome on full display

Gahhhh hobi vocals simultaneously kill me and bring me back to life

Also harmonies with rapline and vocal line (suga and jimin are lovely omg)

IDOLLLLLLLL YASSSSSS QUEEN

jk is totally doing sound effects lmao

I like how tae has the bandana around his bicep again (they totally stalked the internet and found the thirst, it’s the least practical thing, he’s only wearing that for one reason lol

They are the MOST HYPE how do they just keep going my introverted ass is in awe

Jk like move y’all are in my way this is my moment get out of it ahahaha

Wait how did I not notice tae put the bandana on his head

It must be a pain in the butt to clean up all that confetti

Encore song is only for army 🥺 these are the most precious boys i swear

Jimin fixing jhope’s hair...I thought I couldn’t uwu any harder but I can

Apparently I can uwu even harder because jimin saying he’s not gonna cry and smiling so big his eyes turn into smiles too I’m the softest for one man and his name is park jimin

President joon, I’m happy too 😭

#glamazon #seokjin #king of swag #yoongi #my darling sunshine #jhope #president joon #namjoon #mister smooth #master of seduction #chim bean #jimin #tall dark and handsome #taehyung #thottius maximus #jungkook #bts #on:e #on:e concert

[lk-47]

2nd fiddle 

Sometimes, I wake up, forget myself Then I myself, had to pinch myself Then count my wealth, then count my blessings Then make them count, then count my blessings Then make them count If you think you're gonna string me along You got another thing coming, whoa I ain't never play 2nd fiddle for nathin' I mean, God never bowed down to Satan Tell me how I'm supposed to be patient Gotta get it how you get it, no waiting Time waits for no one, fuck your excuses Jesus or Judas, which one are you with? I had to get up, get on my grind and go get mine But I'll be right back (I'll be right back) I'll be right back (I'll be right back) Sing it now

Sometimes, I wake up .. My dreams give me wings, I reached the stars last night My imagination is now real life No more stressing, just success and switching new addresses Agent Provocateur and Donna Karen dresses You losing ground throwing dirt Even when I ain't have shit I always knew my worth, and I still kept God first Played the back of the church, ski mask under my hijab As I pray to Jesus for a few early releases and .. I had to get up, get on my grind and go get mine But I'll be right back (I'll be right back) I'll be right back (I'll be right back) Sing it now Don't take it the wrong way, I just wanna be great I'm running in my own race, I'm just tryna keep pace My real friends are still my friends Fake ones, they came and went Ricky Bobby daddy told me long time ago If you ain't first, you're last, y'all can all kiss my ass Don't take it the wrong way, I just wanna be great I'm running in my own race, I'm just tryna keep pace Real friends are still my friends Fake ones, they came and went Ricky Bobby daddy told me long time ago If you ain't first, you're last, y'all can all kiss my ass 

Sometimes, I wake up, forget myself Then I myself, had to pinch myself Then count my wealth, then count my blessings Then make them count, then count my blessings Then make them count

Miss Me Blunt loaded like a full clip Swag sauce on full drip Miss me with the bullshit Miss / Miss me with the bullshit Looking like "Who this?" Talk about it but they never gon' do shit Miss me with the bullshit Miss / Miss me with the bullshit Charged up like a Tesla Out here masked up like a Mexican wrestler This a gift from God baby, I'm just a messenger Elevator flow, 47 gon' level up Lord knows I been through hell to put it on So if a war dem want, mother trucker, then bring it on Sometimes I can't believe I'm the one they was sleeping on To each his own Goddess or a queen / you pick a throne / I'm sitting on Oou / and you know I brought the whole crew Just in case you niggas try to get brand new You'll never see me lose my cool My pen's on point, got you under voodoo Blunt loaded like a full clip Swag sauce on full drip Miss me with the bullshit Miss / Miss me with the bullshit Looking like "Who this?" Talk about it but they never gon' do shit Miss me with the bullshit Miss / Miss me with the bullshit

Everybody want the glory But they don't wanna put the work in to keep it all G Switched the number up so them niggas can't call 'Cause I hate a pessimist and can't stand a sob story Lord knows I been through hell to put it on So all you crab niggas in the barrel can move along Y'all looking for applause /  man I'm looking for summer homes / to each his own And this why you always gon' need a loan, leave me alone Blunt loaded like a full clip Swag sauce on full drip Miss me with the bullshit Miss / Miss me with the bullshit Looking like "Who this?" Talk about it but they never gon' do shit Miss me with the bullshit Miss / Miss me with the bullshit

Attitude

Brushed my hair, went downstairs Favorite jeans on my rear And I looked up in my mirror And I said “who's that there!?” Who's that there / in that mirror I don't care and they're aware Now I see just why they stare I just pay them, I don't care I know So what I gotta attitude Bitch, I gotta attitude So what I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta I don't sleep, I don't snore Too much money out that door On my way to go to work Bills to pay so hit that dirt Change of plans .. Then Juvenile came on You know that's my favorite song I was 15 minutes late Because I tried to be great Dancing on my fate Your opinion not today They said what's it gonna take I said I wanna bigger plate Told that lady pour my drink Then I went up on my rate I could see the bitch was fake So like Chapo I escaped And I told that ho no Like my ex, you got to go I want all my money upfront If you don't guess what I'm I'm gonna have an attitude Bitch I gotta attitude I'm gonna have an attitude Bitch I gotta attitude So what I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta attitude So what I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta attitude Attitude  When they ask me where I've been .. Busy When they ask me where I live ..  The city I don't own a welcome mat Give me the proper feet and stand back Dandridge / Grace Jones Pay rent / or own homes Buffy Khan / Champagne Kelli's is god / so is Beyoncé Kelli's is god / so is Beyoncé Kelli's is god / so is Beyoncé Kelli's is god / so is Beyoncé Kelli's is god / so is Leikeli So what I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta attitude So what I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta attitude Bitch I gotta attitude What

Bags

Dolce and Gabbana And a bag made of iguana And a bag made of iguana And a bag made of iguana / Flex Dolce and Gabbana And a bag made of iguana / Flex And a bag made of iguana / Flex And a bag made of iguana / Flex 88 Jimmy, clean Flip these bitches off my back like remy / Mean Everybody staring, who they watching? / Me "What's behind the mask?" What mask? / Bitch, please Devil wearing Prada, I'm so godly in Gabbana Word to mama, had to cop a bigger bag for all these commas, huh I keep a blade in my bag, 'case I gotta check a hoe 'Cause I'm too hot to handle, cold like an Eskimo / Flex Dolce and Gabbana And a bag made of iguana And a bag made of iguana And a bag made of iguana / Flex Dolce and Gabbana And a bag made of iguana / Flex And a bag made of iguana / Flex And a bag made of iguana / Flex Notorious and Brooklyn just like Biggie I put on for my city All my bitches real sidity They don't speak 'cuz they too pretty Hair same color as the whip Nails pink lemonade, I like to match what I sip I just bought a ship / I push it like a brick Your boyfriend waving at me Know it make you see sick, huh I got that green on me like, go Broke on me like, no Crew ready like whoa I keep that bag full of that dough Dolce and Gabbana And a bag made of iguana And a bag made of iguana And a bag made of iguana / Flex Dolce and Gabbana And a bag made of iguana / Flex And a bag made of iguana / Flex And a bag made of iguana / Flex

O.M.C. 

I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you I don't go out my circle Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you I don't go out my circle Wait, wait, wait, wait How do you figure? That you just gon' walk in with us I don't know you nigga Give me 50 feet or better Matter fact give me better Because if you don't, the wolves behind me Tellin' me / let me at 'em, let me at 'em See God, it ain't me See God, it ain't me They 'bout to start a world war I'm just tryna practice peace Whole mood 'bout to change This why I don't come out 'Cause it's always one nigga Tryna act a fool out here and dumb out I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you I don't go out my circle Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you I don't go out my circle Oh Lord, oh Lord Oh Lord, oh Lord Help me, help me Help me, help me Oh Lord, oh Lord Oh Lord, oh Lord Help me, help me Help me 'cause I don't go out my circle Now you wanna roll up Woah Nelly Don't misunderstand me 'Cause I'm understanding / you could still get it Real life here Ain't no commercials or reruns No dvr’s to start over Once it's on, it's on Ain't nothing changing I'm trying to help you, homie But you 'bout to wear out my patience And 'bout to make me get you a room With all the other patients Get my drift? Dig my scene? Gone 'head be smart my nigga Gone, leave I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you I don't go out my circle Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you Ain't nobody vouching for you I don't go out my circle Oh Lord, oh Lord Oh Lord, oh Lord Help me, help me Help me, help me Oh Lord, oh Lord Oh Lord, oh Lord Help me, help me Help me 'cause I don't go out my circle I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle I don't rock with you homie I don't rock with you homie I don't go out my circle I don't go out my circle 

Money

Uh Chillin / layin' in the cut though Easy, tryna see what up doe Brooklyn / home of the cutthroats Notorious, ya'll know how the rest go Sleeping / one eye open Too smart 'cus I'm always scopin' Watching / seeing how these lames look Lazy, that's how you get ya frame took Money, I got money Money, I got money Talking, always talking That's your problem, you always talking Rockstar, mixed with a ghetto chick Try me / I wish a nigga would bitch Hol' up, who gon' hold us?  Not the cemetery, or the penitentiary, damn my contemporaries I'm too legendary, its so Money, I got money / ooou Money, I got money / ooou I'm money, I got money / ooou Money, I got money / ooou All my life, I had to grind and hustle I had to / work like Kobe just to shine like Russell  They say / glad you made it, it happened overnight  They say / damn, you changed I'm like / Sho’ you right In the crib, tryna find the BPM Rehearsing for the next show in my kitchen Fresh off a tour, but can't tell ya where I been Maybe after 20 years, I'll start to take it in Right now / I'm chasing Yen / in Dover Street again I'm introverted, I'm not open to new friends But if you're real cute, then I’ll have to think again Shop the runway, so you can stay off-trend and look like Money, money Money, I got money / ooou Money, I got money / ooou

All my life, I had to grind and hustle I had to / work like Kobe just to shine like Russell They say / glad you made it, it happened overnight They say / damn, you changed I'm like / Sho’ you right

Nigga, I got money, I got money / ooou Money, I got money / ooou I'm money, I got money / ooou Money, I got money / ooou

M I L K 

M I L K (repeat) Skin looking like M I L K (repeat) Skin looking like Holographic, fantastic You see this beat? uh / she's drastic I blur blur blur, no pores on her F I E R C E Kitty kitty, purr purr purr Glitter stick, glitter stick, glitter stick Concealed eyes with a cherry bomb lip Skin tint, skin tint, skin tint Keep my makeup artist tied up in the basement This lip and cheek / got your boyfriend weak These streets? shook When they see me live my look, uh M I L K (repeat) Skin looking like M I L K (repeat) Skin looking like

Read about it in Vogue Saw billboards on Broome 1/28 , 9pm Stage / tore down the show Watch this tomboy transform My friends break gender norms We both wear pink platforms And we go nowhere without that / cooling water They fall in love with the face Even when I put them in they place Lip, sheer hot pink Everybody wanna get a taste, uh Of this lip and cheek It still got yo boyfriend weak And these streets? shook When they see me live my look, uh M I L K (repeat) Skin looking like M I L K (repeat) Skin looking like

Individuality (repeat)

Don’t do it

Drum god on the stutter We made it out the gutter While you riding waves, I'm riding thunder Surfboard, cowabunga A bitch had to declutter Make a woman wonder Had I did this shit last summer I woulda gave that other nigga my number 47 on the come up But I dare a nigga to run up You know I keep a blade, to cut her And I don't mind scuffin' up my butters I really don't care if you don't like me Don't get your jaw checked like some damn i.d I chew the beat up like a chicken roti Another like me, that's unlikely Don't do it Did you hear me nigga? Don't do it I'ma say it again one time Don't do it Don't do it Dem pickney dem watch mi Then tell dem send come From morning dem chat me And dem still not done I just take them longer on a run, uh Love me more than your mumma, uh And ya poppa fadda, uh Check ya right, say me vex (Steups) / let me get back to de check Now mi outta order Don't take me out my zone, man that's a horror It's like a sheep to the slaughter And we could give a fuck who in your corner / don't I really don't care if you don't like me  Don't get your jaw checked like some damn i.d I chew the beat up like a chicken roti Another like me, that's unlikely Don't do it Better watch out now, calm down or don't do it We could give a fuck who you 'round Don't do it Sit down or get sat down Or don't do it You can come on down to the town But don't do it I really don't care if you don't like me Don't get your jaw checked like some damn i.d I chew the beat up like a chicken roti Another like me, that's unlikely Don't do it Did you hear me nigga? Don't do it I'ma say it again one time Don't do it

Bubblegum

Gyal just shut up yuh mouth and chew pon a bubble gum Ah fi yuh same man a mad over mi plum plum It him a run down / because it sweet him Everyday him want piece of mi honey bun

Instead a work him play hooky Bout him want piece of mi cookie Call me and a look it Tell mi say him can't go a day without jook it Because ah no cheese trix How him a gwan him soon ketch diabetes Cause him nuh want push him spoon inna no wheaties Him want sweeties Him haffi get it cause him say it ah di sweetest

Gyal just shut up yuh mouth and chew pon a bubble gum Ah fi yuh same man a mad over mi plum plum It him a run down / because it sweet him Everyday him want piece of mi honey bun

Nuh want june plum or julie mango Anywhere di sugar deh, dehso your man go Fi a gyal touch him up, give him a sugar rush So a better you just hush Him want a gyal roll up him tamarind ball Touch him ginger log make it tan up well tall The lovin haffi sweet him nuh waan sour sop So every day your man come a di candy shop

Gyal just shut up yuh mouth and chew pon a bubble gum Ah fi yuh same man a mad over mi plum plum It him a run down / because it sweet him Everyday him want piece of mi honey bun

A true mi bad man rush me A true mi nuff gyal follow me Ease up It's the Dior that make em all adore That thang ripe and ready Wan some? Hold steady, uh My ex mad, but he the one that's out of bounds So I'm laid up with a 6 ft guard from Georgetown This motion picture shit Hardcore protagonist Go look it up ho Means I'm the head / bitch!

Your man deh pon mi lane Want somewhere fi push in him candy cane Whether inna the sun or the falling rain That's why him cant get me offa him brain

Gyal just shut up yuh mouth and chew pon a bubble gum Ah fi yuh same man a mad over mi plum plum It him a run down / because it sweet him Everyday him want piece of mi honey bun 

Look

Ponytail, dragging We up in this bitch / what's cracking? Minimal bragging Cus you can damn well see we ain't lacking Lights, camera, ready for that action Lights, camera, ready for that action Tags, snatching Designer on designer / it's a habit Cus baby it's a look It's a look, it's a look, it's a look Don't you see me Cus baby it's a look, it's a look, it's a look, it's a look Can you see me? Cus baby it's a look Caviar / collard greens I keep it real hood in my Prada jeans My rings, high beams Cut through dark like lightning I'm like a slow jam on the right beat I'm like a slow jam on the right beat Brownsville / Bev Hills I be everywhere in this cashmere Baby, it's a look It's a look, it's a look, it's a look Don't you see it? Cus baby it's a look, it's a look, it's a look, it's a look Can you see me? Cus baby it's a look, it's a look, it's a look, it's a look Don't you see it? Cus baby it's a look, it's a look, it's a look, it's a look Can you see me? Cus baby it's a look My house is catty cornered Can't say that I ain't warn her Egyptian cotton, thread count poppin Flats in California Face look like I got work I'm booked for the year / you hurt I'm in the scripture, getting richer Crib look like a church I'm a look, I'm a look, it's a look, it's a look Don't you see it? Cus baby it's a look, it's a look, it's a look, it's a look Can you see me? Cus baby it's a look

Ho

You that fly guy they all wanna get at / I know, I know Baby, you ain't gotta say it / fa sho, fa sho Name and number, you could get it / leggo, leggo But first, we need to talk for a minute, uh I'm curious to know your situation Do you have a girl at home waiting? / I don't, I don't, I don't See, that's what I was hoping you would say Cus I'm attracted to you Connection is cool, ooou / oh So suddenly, something hit me I knew I seen you before / hold up, hold up Soon as you came through the door You drive a coupe rollin' on deuces and it's sittin' real low And every girl that see you want you When you call 'em / they go Thinking you the man, but they don't understand When you kissing Keisha, you already hugging Pam / Total .. ..Loser, can't believe I almost fell / fo ya And before I go, you need to know that I know, oh you a ho You so sly, but should've covered your tracks Cus they follow you wherever you at All that you're doing, them girls you flew in Poor things, they never seen it coming Til they heart was ruined / It wasn't me See ain't no need to lie about it  Look at me, I ain't crying 'bout it So silly of me to even think that for a second You could've been the one Cus I'm attracted to you Connection is cool, ooou / oh So suddenly, something hit me I knew I seen you before / hold up, hold up Soon as you came through the door You drive a coupe rollin' on deuces and it's sittin' real low And every girl that see you want you When you call 'em / they go Thinking you the man, but they don't understand When you kissing Keisha, you already hugging Pam / Total .. ..Loser, can't believe I almost fell / fo ya And before I go, you need to know that I know, oh you a ho See, see, see everybody know what it is So ain't no need to come up in here stunting with your friends Playboy your jig is up / go kick it to the wind You’s a classified lame man, it is what it is Just saw you the other day, kicking it with Kim Now you over here tryna talk to my friend Oh, be very clear / I'm far from a blocker But this time around, you hoes won't win I knew I seen you before / hold up, hold up Soon as you came through the door You drive a coupe rollin' on deuces and it's sittin' real low And every girl that see you want you When you call 'em / they go Thinking you the man, but they don't understand When you kissing Keisha, you already hugging Pam / Total .. ..Loser, can't believe I almost fell / fo ya And before I go, you need to know that I know, oh you a ho

Elian’s Revenge

You're driving / down Martin Luther It's half past midnight / and you dial my number But I...

Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more, no more

I wish I could see your face, when you dialed my number babe I wish I could hear your voice / asking what she do that for? You know my memories of you ain't that good, nigga I had to cut you off, didn't wanna get hood, nigga You know my cousins ain't like you anyway I really saved your life / you can thank me later

Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more, no more

You made me get a 310, ho Cus you was dead weight I knew about that bitch in 804, ho But you ain't know about my 718

My 646, or my 205 I had a War Eagle, left him for a Roll Tide I had a 504, but he wont' a Saint So I switched to candy paint Had him swangin’ with his drank But it's cool, ain't nothing new Hoes gon' be hoes, that's what they do I said it's cool, ain't nothing new Hoes gon' be hoes, that's what they do That's why I

Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more, no more

You made me get a 310, ho Cus you was dead weight I knew about that bitch in 804, ho But you ain't know about my 718

Ain't nothing new Hoes gon' be hoes, that's what they do I said it's cool, ain't nothing new Hoes gon' be hoes, that's what they do That's why I

Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more Switched that number up on you hoes I'ont got that number no more, no more 

Braids tuh'da flo(w)

My girls don't trip / my girls keep winning My girls don't lose / my girls just keep on .. Getting braids to the floor / getting braids to the floor Get getting braids to the floor / getting braids to the floor N-n-nails up to the ceiling / nail nails to the ceiling Get them nails up to the ceiling / them nails up to the ceiling Tanisha 25, look 18 / 2 kids, Masters degree Put her own self through school Hot damn, drinks on me Shamira got her own shop / got the whole block hot Chairs stay packed, she getting racks Homegirl just bought a new drop Who need a man in my clique? / huh, not nare one bitch Now don't you get it messed up / we still in love with the stick With that name tattooed on our hearts With that name tattooed on our parts They get crazy / when they don't know where we are Boy you better stop My girls don't trip / my girls keep winning My girls don't lose / my girls just keep on .. Getting braids to the floor / getting braids to the floor Get getting braids to the floor / getting braids to the floor N-n-nails up to the ceiling / nail nails to the ceiling Get them nails up to the ceiling / them nails up to the ceiling Tonight we celebrating Shonda Last night dancing / just bought a mansion Used to bop down Gates in a Honda And now she riding Lambs, plus a new man Sorority sisters, I see you / step to this on the yard / hot damn Who gon' tell you can't do you baby / you can / goddamn Scrunch your face when you dance / look at me ho We having a good time, I'm making a toast / cheers Lit / brand new outfit Br-braids down to the floor / y'all already know My girls don't trip / my girls keep winning My girls don't lose / my girls just keep on .. Getting braids to the floor / getting braids to the floor Get getting braids to the floor / getting braids to the floor N-n-nails up to the ceiling / nail nails to the ceiling Get them nails up to the ceiling / them nails up to the ceiling 

Wash & Set

You are now tuned in to WHAIR Radio Your one-stop shop for everything press on and beyond Girls, I got a hot comb to give away in just a second But first, I wanna get to the phone lines and take some requests Caller, are you there? State your name and where you're from .. Aoow, this your girl Quana from Jersey City I'm just calling in to request that new Leikeli47, "Wash and Set" Just wanna shout out to all my people in the 201, 973 area What's up Tee Tee? Shout out to all my people out there in Camden, Trenton, East Orange, Newark, you know how we do... Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair I keep my phone in airplane mode Black / first class / bonnet on Walked down the street and saw my girl Mo She dropped her pins and all you saw was / Hair! Dragging in the middle of the floor Shit so long it got caught in the door My inches help me sweep up the dough Money green, money green streaks to the floor Hair / Runway ready like whoa Hair / G-H-E-T-T-O Hair / I seal my ends on the go Hair / Come get into my new growth

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Catwalk, catwalk / don't pin it up Let that wind catch every time strut Grow it / buy it / gel it, gel it up Love to flip my shit bitch / I don't give a fuck With a blunt bang like what A chocolate Kimora Lee in the cut Bundles pass my butt My beauty supply thinks I'm a hair slut Hair / Gives me the power I need Hair /  It helps me feel my beat Hair / shortcut, bob, weave Notorious W.I.G. Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Girl lemme call you back I have to lay down my edges Install a few racks So baby don't touch the tresses Come come doobie wrap We see you peeking in, obsessing You know I like my plaits to the back With the baby hair looking like a blessing With the baby hair looking like a blessing With my baby hair looking like a blessing, uh Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Leave in Hair, Conditioner, Leave in, Hair Flip them bitches off your back like Remy Flip them bitches off your back like Remy Flip them bitches off your back like Remy Flip them bitches off your back like Remy Ampro Pro Styl, Ampro Pro Styl Ampro Pro Styl, Ampro Pro Styl Flip them bitches off your back like Remy Flip them bitches off your back like Remy

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Im a huge fucking nerd

final LYRICS FOR ENDOLPHINS AND MC FOUCAULT EP Welcome to Kirby’s Memeland (MILLIPEDES FOR THE MOLEMEN) Got it so hot y'all give me standing ovations while I'm spamming the squat[1] like my whole family's Croatian if my dad's Jackie Chan[2] am I Hispanic or Asian? please understaånd this equation ()[3] me no panic just blazing at any random location i’m your romantic liaison killa Beys in formation[4] the doctor's[5] now handling patients I put the wots in tarnations[6] I put the spots on dalmatians I move the block with my cadence Now time just stops when i say shit But the beat goes on cause i made it Alex Strong[7] in the paint and Singing So Long[8] to fake friends We can roll out the Save ends[9] Y'all kittens tryin my patience I need to find an oasis Pass me that blunt and i'll face it Why y'all stuntin so basic? Im kinda something like LASIK[10] take your quirk and erase it[11] If there's something to say then I'm Malcolm Little and Dakin[12] Welcome to Kirbys Memeland[13] Im a giant herbing with green hands[14] Defiantly serving up steamed hams[15] Yo shuhei hold up i got remands[16] Misery[17] in the moment Missouri in the mornings[18] Mysteries in the motions Miss her seas in this ocean[19] (oh shit) ALL AT ONCE (HOW HARD JAMES HARDIN GOES WHEN HE GOES HARD IN THE PAINT) One day i’ll kill all the white men take back the land we’re missin[20] Im Diego's street art and they're banksy's vandalisms[21] Like the second coming of yeezus[22] and he's risen Built a religion for giant robots[23] called it animism[24] My flow is so fucking preposterous Patrol the land rarer than rhinoceroses[25] Get your heads out the sand yall lookin like ostriches Didn't kill the cat[26] but we checked it into hospice I know yr feeling that and baby one i got this My boys swing the bats like my last name was ausmus[27] Best rappers who aren't black you know i top the list prophets foretold my path (my birth) it was an (heavenly) auspice Imagine how hard james hardin[28] goes when he goes hard in the paint Well i go harder than that On my level you ain't I'm smart as The Bat[29] I'm like double your rank I just started to rap But the devil remains In the details im valued retail theyre resale[30] i'll continue my never ending quest to impress you[31] I’m obsessed with the things that pens do Allah bless this mess because i swear i intend to Decompress and recollect about fucked things that friends[32] do Parenthetically my memes are better than y’all’s Im aesthetically[33] hiding in vectors too small Interjecting my dreams while dissenting all leans[34] Exquisitely dining on minds here at the end of all things [35] We bout those movers and shakers We bustin loose of the matrix[36] I get my fruit at bodegas Im bound to move to NEW VEGAS[37] Matthew McConaughey (HARRY AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDES) Another space time anomaly[38] An Interstellar[39] odyssey Alright alright alright Im Mathew McConaughey Im unfuckingstoppable the impossible possible The whole world's my hospital not a gd thing is inoperable[40] Credentials are laudable Essentially i got it all Took a look at the d And then called an audible[41] Obliterate any Obstacle Precipitate like waterfalls Instigate a kinder cause Evicerate a haunted ghoul[42] When i fucks with physics the laws get more lax my words carry weight like the world's biggest snorlax[43] Come at me son yr gonna need more VATS[44] carried this town[45] for So Long[46] im getting a sore back their love for me like a tree to the Lorax[47] My lyrics paint pictures so i call them a Rorschach[48] my bones are telling me bad weathers on the forecast a storm is rolling in this is the calm before that Past five centuries all of them regrettable[49] Just like entropy i am inevitable[50] I was meant to leave my head it was full Fundamentally i'm so far ahead of these fools Down five hennessy's trying just to deaden this pulse[51] Iron sentry's lining the edge of the mall[52] 100% dying to dismantle this wall[53] Johnny five empathy no disassemble this bot[54] Quintessentially im X at the head of this school[55] Intermittently you slept in my bed it was cool incidentally we had sex in the end of the pool Human centipede[56] that ass it was my edible[57] G.O.A.T. (NIETZSCHE DIDN’T KILL GOD, I DID) Like JD[58] I’m the GOAT[59] Billy[60] hashtag Swag[61]gert[62] Worlds most accurate fact checking rapper This is a game to me Chutes and ladders[63] Here's where the bangers[64] be girl you know i had ‘er My flow the yangtze[65] i spit venom black adders[66] Opposite of banksy[67] or some bullshit “all lives matter”[68] Fuck the president[69] that dude cant get any badder[70] Cooking up some poppy tea[71] mix it up like cake batter HEY DON'T LOOK AWAY DON'T LET IT GROW ON YOU IT'S NOT OK Engrave the following on my headstone: “They[72] died getting head stoned peepin Tombstone[73] While eatin a tombstone pizza[74]" I’ve gone full blown nietzsche[75] said hello to the abyss "it was good to meet ya"[76] Behind this mask's a terrifying creature[77] Who would gladly cook you up and eat ya Every track i’m on mc foucault's the feature Threat level dragon[78] when im hittin the road again Like shang tsun out here looking for some souls to bend[79] Other rappers words are last years memes im so over them Like neil in the 80s its the weight of the world im shoulderin'[80] Tho ive been there once couldnt tell you where denver starts and boulder ends[81] Rockin california fishes like them pennsylvania colder pens[82] I spit fire like dylon[83] and i left the studio smolderin Sitch is Dire like sylons you used to know as older friends[84] Minds expired with prions[85] when i take theirs skulls and open em Im entirely high on the spirit taking time up and folding it[86] unlike battery acid im so hella caustic[87] Such flattering assets with a tongue so toxic Made saturn's rings spin on a cosmic cross stitch My staggering spit it god agnostic[88] [1] “Why do Slavs squat?” is a satirical catchphrase associated with imageboards and forums discussing Eastern European people and cultures http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-do-slavs-squat-slav-squat [2] My dad and jackie chan are aging to look like the same person [3] I use medical marijuana to treat anxiety [4] Beyonce - Formation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZJPJV__bQ [5] My initials are DRB and so many folks call me Doctor or Doctor B [6] “What in Tarnation?” is a rhetorical question meaning “what in damnation?”, which is often associated with Americans living in the Southern United States expressing incredulous bewilderment. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-in-tarnation [7] Drummer of Endolphins and one of the progenitors of this particular beat [8] So Long is my queerpop band SoLongNaota.Bandcamp.com [9] A saving throw in D&D http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Saving_throw [10] Corrective laser eye surgery [11] Boku No Hero Academia character Shota Aizawa “eraser head” who’s special power is erasing others’ special powers http://bokunoheroacademia.wikia.com/wiki/Shota_Aizawa [12] Church of The Three Cats is at the corner of Malcolm X (born Malcolm Little) and Dakin in Lansing, Michigan [13] Gamboy title Kirby’s Dreamland but with memes [14] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant but with Weed [15] Simpsons shitpost classic http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/steamed-hams [16] Once I beat magic the gathering hall of famer Shuhei Nakamura in a Grand Prix with a timely remand [17] The first Endolphins release was called North of Misery as a nod to their being in Iowa [18] In 2015 I toured with Endolphins and had two amazing mornings in St Louis, s/o to KPAX and calcifer [19] Sometimes you meet someone who forever changes the way you think about things like water, and then you drown in thoughts never actually able to grasp anything completely again [20] im native as fuck http://www.corteidh.or.cr/tablas/24777.pdf [21] Artist Diego Rivera vs Banksy [22] Kanye West's ego messiah and eponymous album [23] giant robot anime trope for example: neon genesis evangelion, flcl, gundam... [24] Animism but with Anime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animism [25] Rhino’s are near extinct everywhere https://www.savetherhino.org/rhino_info/rhino_population_figures [26] Slang for giving a person with a vagina multiple orgasms [27] Detroit Tigers skipper Brad Ausmus [28] James Hardin is a professional basketball Superstar [29] Comic book protagonist Batman [30] Price you get for selling an item new (retail) vs used (resale) [31] A certain person who since i have met has inspired most of my creative endeavors [32] See directly above [33] in a way that gives pleasure through beauty [34] biases [35] Comic book character Galactus, Eater of Worlds https://marvel.com/universe/Galactus [36] 1999 science fiction film The Matrix [37] 2010 video game Fallout: New Vegas [38] My favorite Star Trek trope [39] My favorite Matthew McConaughey film [40] See note #5 [41] In american football a quarterback will notice something about the defense and change the play at the line of scrimmage, this is called an audible [42] These are hearthstone cards [43] Snorlax is a very large and heavy pokemon that can only be moved by playing a special flute [44] Vault-tec assisted targeting system in Fallout video game franchise, the more skill points one has the more they can do in combat before an enemy reacts [45] I have been a pillar of the diy community in lansing michigan for 20 years [46] So Long Naota/Collective see note #8 [47] Dr Seuss character who is the protector of nature [48] The Rorschach test is a psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, or both. [49] Since Europeans have arrived on the shores of North and South America they have brought only misery and genocide [50] The second law of thermodynamics requires that, in general, the total entropy of any system can't decrease other than by increasing the entropy of some other system. Hence, in a system isolated from its environment, the entropy of that system tends not to decrease. [51] Drinking is a mostly self destructive behavior for myself and I tend to only do it when i wish to self harm [52] Episode 3 of the 1997 anime Beserk [53] Fuck borders fuck walls freedom is not possible when they exist [54] 1986 film Short Circuit about a robot that gains sentience and learns of death the term for which is dissassemble [55] Professor Xavier from the X-Men comics who runs a school for Mutants [56] 2009 Dutch body horror film Human Centipede tells the story of people sewn mouth to ass [57] Analingus [58] The Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle or JD aka thrashkitten member of the sooper swag project [59] GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) is a term used in hip hop to talk about the best rappers ever [60] A billy is a male goat [61] #swag is a song by rapper GMCFOSHO who is a friend of mine [62] Jimmy Swaggert was a televangelist who was defrocked for multiple prostitution scandals [63] Chutes and Ladders is a metaphor for life. As such, it is arguably the most philosophical of all children's board games. Based on the ancient Indian game Snakes and Ladders. The historic version had root in morality lessons, where a player's progression up the board represented a life journey complicated by virtues (ladders) and vices (snakes). [64] Banger is a term for a particularly moving composition [65] The Yangtze is the longest river in Asia and the third-longest in the world. The river is the longest in the world to flow entirely within one country. [66] A venomous snake that lives in europe and east asia, also a nod to the lyric earlier about chutes and ladders (snakes and ladders) [67] “Some have criticised the "obviousness" of Banksy's work, and accused it of being "anarchy-lite" geared towards a middle class "hipster" audience.” [68] A slogan used to silence the #blacklivesmatter movement [69] Donald Trump [70] 1998 Arcade game Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja later ported to the Nintendo Entertainment System known widely for its intro cut scene in which the protagonists are asked if they are bad enough dudes to save the president [71] Poppy tea is any herbal tea infusion brewed from poppy straw or seeds of several species of poppy. For the purpose of the tea, dried pods are more commonly used than the pods of the live flower. The walls of the dried pods contain opiate alkaloids, primarily consisting of morphine. [72] I am non-binary and use they/them pronouns [73] 1993 Western Tombstone starring kurt russel and val kilmer [74] Very cheap frozen pizzas of dubious quality [75] Nietzsche claimed the death of God would eventually lead to the loss of any universal perspective on things, and along with it any coherent sense of objective truth [76] Nietzsche once said: “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” [77] Nietzsche also said: “All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity.” [78] 2015 Anime and Manga One Punch Man’s shout out to Neon Genesis Evangelion describing a monster that is a threat to multiple cities [79] 1992 Arcade Fighing game Mortal Combat’s main villain who stole people's souls [80] Neil Young's sleeper Weight of The World from his amazing foray into new wave on his criminally unheralded album Landing on Water [81] I visited colorado for the first time on tour with Endolphins and tho enjoyable it was mostly mountains and urban sprawl and legal weed [82] The 2016 battle for Lord Stanley’s cup between NHL’s Pittsburgh Penguins and [83] Chappell show sketch about Dylon who thought he was the GOAT because “dylon spit hot fire” [84] Battlestar Galactica plot twist [85]Kuru is a very rare, incurable neurodegenerative disorder that was prevalent among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is caused by the transmission of abnormally folded prion proteins, which leads to symptoms such as tremors, loss of coordination, and neurodegeneration. Most people who develop it are cannibals [86] The quantum physics theory of time travel [87] Acids are corrosive and bases are caustic [88] God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? — Nietzsche, The Gay Science, Section 125,