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apollos-boyfriend · 2 months
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i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful
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losingmylegos · 6 months
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i saw npmd live back in february and the power went out (for the second time) right as Best of You ended and we all thought that was the end and went batshit crazy
but then they came on stage and were like yeah that wasn’t the end there’s still one more scene. but getting the power back on will take too long so you guys get the good ending. you’ll have to wait until the release. congrats.
SO I FINALLY SAW THE REAL ENDING TODAY‼️ GRACE CHASITY SERVING CUNT IN A GOD HONORING WAY‼️
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stellarspecter · 7 months
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can we talk about max beatboxing out of nowhere as he catches a bullet in midair. that was crazy
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never gonna watch Sonic 2020 and not remember that time i watched a showing of it at my very christian college and when Tom did the whole "doesn't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? That way they can check on you even if you're not home. Also, my buddy Spencer works for the gas company, and he's more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy. So, you want to tell me why you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house?" and immediately, up in the balcony, a very masculine voice yelled out, "HOT"
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wilhelmsimxn · 1 year
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the fandom when lisa wrote in the scene of wilhelm closing the curtains:
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Thinking about when i watched nimona in the psych ward and when the kiss scene came on everyone (including a staff member) screamed
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silmecicle · 1 year
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bizly but he can switch between florida man and… not? florida man.? at will
and grizzly is not a fan of florida man
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had a dream tumblr introduced removing posts from other peoples accounts and it became a battlefield of people posting "my penits hurt" and the other half trying to remove them as fast as possible
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wiwi-wisp · 3 months
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never forgetting the time I listened to prime defenders for the first time and instead of "I fought Tide dozens of times" i heard Wavelength say "i fucked" and spent next few days convinced that they were secretly banging
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teamironmanforever · 1 year
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Remember when Misha foot-in-mouth-disease Collins full on fucked around and found out by accidentally proclaiming himself as bisexual and instead of just letting it die there, he doubled back and buried himself in seven feet of cringe by coming out again. but as straight.
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stiffyck · 6 months
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If there's one thing I loved about working as a steward on a train it's the wild stories I got to talk about when I got home
One day it'd be a 5 hour delay, the next a guy who threatened to kill us and then started a rap battle and then proceeded to lose said rap battle
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dysco-lymonade · 5 months
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I’m at work and I just had to kick a drunk girl out of a movie.
She was amazed at how nice I was being. She told me she loved me a minimum of four times, asked me what time I got off work, and said she would be thinking about me all night.
She was here with her boyfriend.
Question is. Do I fic it? 🤔
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Okay but can we pls give a round of applause to Aaron’s line delivery? Because “No offense, sir, but Lucy will kill me if I let you die, so I’m dead either way” said in a single terrified breath is such a choice. He manages to both sound panicked and hilarious. If he is going down, he is going down while calling his boss out one last time and being hilariously sassy. Legends only.
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blatantlyhidden · 8 months
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i had a dream that for some reason i received 10 käärijä posters but instead of signing them he drew dicks on all of them
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greyfireclover · 7 months
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My game glitched and it got stuck like this
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bloodpen-to-paper · 11 months
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How Forever and Cellbit's Reunion Went~
Forever: !!!Cellbo😆!!! XD
Cellbit: FOREVER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE
Forever: ❤️Cellbo!!🤗💕🥰
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