#it's very umami

[donuts4evry1]

Reblog to get a bowl of congee :) (or to just admire it). I made some for my sick brother but he is napping and I want to feed people

#It's got shallot and ginger and garlic and carrots and pork bone #i want to feed people in like a ''I want the people i love to be fed and happy'' and not a #i want to open a restaurant and feed hungry people #um #we don't have the chinese fried dough sticks unfortunately but if you want pork floss with the congee we got it #it's very umami #mun rambles #update he yelled at me because i woke him up from his fever sleep and now i am sorta sad

[canisalbus]

Since everyone is on the topic of food, do you have a favorite food? Or something you tend to snack on a lot?

I like sautéed reindeer a lot, I think it's been my favorite dish for a good while now. With mashed potatoes and lingonberry jam. Creamy salmon soup too. I've eaten roasted moose just a couple of times but it was one of the best things I've tasted. Unfortunately it's expensive, I can't really justify splurging that much on delicacy meats. When I'm getting takeout I tend to default to sushi, Subway or Chinese.

Snacks, uhh... Lately I've been eating various yoghurts on a daily basis I guess? I don't eat tons of candy or salty snacks, if I'm buying a little treat for myself I'm going with a cinnamon roll, voisilmäpulla or some other pastry. I also like trying various seasonal and imported sodas.

#I really love umami and meaty dishes but I eat very little meat these days #especially red meat #but whenever I do I try to go quality over guantity and get something really nice #I get these intense food cravings every now and then #at one point I was putting honey mustard on everything and another time I was obsessed with dill #goopy fried eggs on rye bread #I had a really bad onion/garlic phase a couple of years ago #went temporarily insane and ate an entire raw onion like an apple once #answered #backyard-dog

[deadwooddross]

I don’t know that I’ve ever actually posted these anywhere…have some tonsilbeasts!

Their bodies are fairly malleable and can shift around a lot, but usually they’re aquatic entities in a big icy ocean.

This is also what Umami is, she just came out bizarrely human shaped and not very shifty. That happens sometimes, you leave those ones with the locals.

She has their eyes tho! Kinda!

#art #Oddside #monster #bodyhorror #Tonsilbeasts #a cross between morels and amygdala and tonsils #but they are specifically closest to tonsils #umami probably looks very strange on the inside #but otherwise she’s a monster girl in spirit #I suppose

[queenlua]

is there a way i can just buy, like.  a shot.  of the sauce part of a chicken tikka masala.  i feel like a shot of chicken tikka masala sauce would fix me

#this is a late night craving i have very frequently!!! #sometimes i just want a dose of Savory Umami Straight To The Face!!! #(which is why i've perfected a five-minute potato-soup-in-a-mug recipe) #(but i don't have the ingredients for that right now and i don't wanna SHOP #i just wanna walk down to the corner store and buy it the same way i'd buy a red bull)

[cuntstable]

emerging from my kitchen like a soldier from a trench covered in dirt and harrowed look in my eyes but im holding a perfect bbq pulled pork burger with some coleslaw on a platter. with napkin

#it was good 👍 very suicy and sloppy and squirty #that being said if i ever get the chance to make it again i think ill do something different w the spices and the sauce….. i prefer savory #over sweet (so bbq sauce is like. eh) so maybe i could do something like…. hoising pulled pork maybe idk. umami…..

[maimingkillingiii]

I need my sense of smell to come back... NEOW!!!

(I went on a whole rant in the tags)

#eating is a chore. i cannot taste anything unless it has so many flavors. i do not go to school somewhere that provides us with flavors. #i can sorta almost taste sweet and spicy. umami is gone. haven't sought out bitter yet. sour is sorta there??? but yeah no i need my spice #wheres my spice. where is it. huh (redacted) university? #provide me with SEASONED FOOD. I REQUIRE IT. #and they provide me with a shaker of black pepper #im about to go buy myself some spices or at the very least a pepper grinder instead of the weak-ass shakers. #GAWWWWD i hate it. i cant even get snacks when i go see saw because I can't taste them. #hell world hell world #the creature speaks

[mcl38]

are u telling me they put msg in that maserati

#does it taste umami #is it good and savoury in a way u cant quite place #answer me #anyways not reblogging that one post bc i dislike ai shit on principle (dudebros are annoying abt it) #but that maserati livery is very fucking ugly #fe #sorry guys who see this in the tag ik its annoying to deal with an f1 normie #i just saw a post from someone with a more developed motorsport palate

[possessable]

hypothetical joke phantasm cover with (parasite) mischief and henryk

#interface umami #for anyone who doesn't know what interface is and thus doesn't get the joke. #henryk doesn't talk and doesn't seem to actually care very much when mischief parasitizes him so #i thought it would be...funny..if his turn was empty..becau(crickets) #fnf #eyestrain

[flintbian]

Life achievement: three people have asked for my recipes after trying my food (five if including desserts)! 😁

#ive been teaching myself how to Really cook and not just follow a recipe which is why im so excited! #like i could cook before but now ive been learning the principles and techniques and my favorite lesson is about acids in your dish #and all the flavor types and combos etc #like we need salf fat acid heat and acid was missing from my stuff before! #and i said by the third time someone liked my food enough to ask for a recipe I'd have Made it in my mind #and idk im proud my cooking skills have improved 😊 #ive always liked to cook but it's hard with my chronic illness...dont get to often nor practice bc it takes so much energy #which is another reason im excited about this! #me and my dad have now joined forces to teach each other stuff the other doesn't know #we'll send each other pics of our latest creations-he's going to teach me the best of barbecue and smoking and frying #he's from the south so #and i literally dont have the tools or capacity to fry but he's going to teach me anyways (he does it in his grill now which is neat) #did you know there's seasoning rules and combos for the type of meat or oil or flavor set? it's so neat and really does work #the biggest one im learning about is umami #ppl asked for my pesto pasta recipe gyudon and now chicken and rice soup 😊 #my barbecue has greatly improved but havent shared with anyone yet (and yeah yeah i know im from the north aint Real barbecue) #oh also got asked for a couple desserts too like my peach cobbler and blueberry crisp 😁 #before this learning curve my brownies were always a big hit but not counting it #very exciting #p

[notjanine]

throughout the next two semesters i will not have enough time to cook dinner every night and i have been dreading switching from my daily kitchen flow state to meal prepping one day a week but it’s actually. i am In My Element. i am making a whole feast every sunday. the strategy, the planning, the timing, the doing! and listening to food podcasts the whole time! Love 😌

#today i’ve made -jollof rice w lots of veggies -very veggie green thai curry over mashed sweeties #-chipotle mac n cheese w caramelized onions and crispy salty umami mushroom bits on top and broc on the side #-a lovely whole wheat bread w pumpkin seeds #-lightly sweet and herbal summery zucchini bread muffins #and i roasted some leftover strawberries from last week and some blueberries bc i have too many anyway #i’ll use the strawbs for scones and the bluebs for some of my perfect vegan pancakes tomorrow mornin #and i might fuck around and make some blueberry waffles for later too 😌 #good day!! i love food and i am trying to love future me by feeding her well #edit: i did make the scones and the waffles goodnight

[aurieeeeeenyx]

another get to know me tag game

tagged by @welcometowriteblr, thanks for the tag!

Favourite Colour: gonna just say green for now, i'm getting a new phone that's this very nice mint green color :)

Favourite Flavour: funnily enough, mint. lemon, strawberry and raspberry are very close contenders though

Cravings: red bean jelly ice pops T-T also shrimp tempura rolls

Last Book Read: loveless by alice oseman (my friend got it for my birthday and i FINALLY got around to reading it lol)

Last Song Listened To: choke by IDKHOW

Last Movie Watched: leap/ballerina (watched it with my friend a few weeks ago but we just skipped most of it to watch the dance sequences lmao)

Currently Working On: too many wips for my brain to handle

tagging: @djthedumbass, @iwantadamusername, @writinglyra

#tag game #yep i am doing two get to know me tag games in a row #apple flavor is also very good but idk if thats an option generally #wait yk whats a banger flavor. tomato #and bbq for savory stuff #wait maybe the fav flavor thing was supposed to be like sweet/salty etc #in which case i think salty wins out but i also very much enjoy sweet and sour things #i guess also umami? but i'd count that as salty

[deadwooddross]

Do You Believe In Guardian Angels?

Randomly possessed to render this neon vision of Umami in order to continue about my day…what an odd thing to ask (SHE/HER)

PATREON

#art #ocs #umami #neon #liminal space #not really but also yes really bc that’s her whole thing #really revisiting her origins as a neon angel these days….very fun #SIGH….LOVE THIS FIGMENT OF MY I #IMAGINATION!!!

[clamorybus]

my parents are good cooks on a technical level, but in hindsight their cooking is very bland

like, ive never smelled food cooked in oil until like a year ago

#since my sibling bought a bottle of peanut oil my mom decided to be fancy and cook chicken in it #and GOD it smelled so gooddddddd holy shit #we never had chicken growing up because my dad would not let my mom season it all #so she just didn't bother #but a few years ago she figured out a compromise where she marinades the chicken #then bakes it #and that's not Too Much for dad #so when we have chicken its baked but fried in oil? good fucking gravy #mickey.txt #and honestly i don't think their cooking is bad #its just not very flavorful. not even in a savory sense e #everything is very mild #so anything with a hint of spiciness or sweetness or umami is a treat for me

[flowerpotsandpennykettles]

Better than Bouillon vegetable stock my beloved

#tbh? im dunking goldfish crackers in mug of broth #thats all i can even imagine eating right now #saltines would be good but alas #no tenemos #goldfish have the same kind of...... airy substanceless structure #and very little cheese flavor tbh #also BtB veg is really good #its got that nooch for umami #food cw #eating cw

[yamujiburo]

I can see a very specific way Jessie is a bad cook, and one that would be hard for her to learn out of between the logic involved and her personal history:

She overloads her dishes.

If something tastes good in a dish, she will add it, even if she's already added three contrasting flavors. She makes a curry, and adds poultry, potatoes, carrots and onions... And then adds apples and honey because that adds a good sweet flavor. And then she adds eggplant, zucchini and mushrooms because Delia got fresh produce and farm-fresh veggies are always a good option! And then she adds some salmon, because seafood curry is delicious, and some worchestershire sauce to bring out the saltiness of the fish and umami of the veg, and on top of that Delia's own trick with coffee is a spoon of instant coffee but that one twerp friend of Ash's, Brock, always recommends a block of chocolate, right? Well, both go in.

She ends up making this gelatinous _mass_ that's only edible by Ash's Muk by the time she's done. Her attempts after are still not good but not as bad as the 'Dark Type-Curry', and she and Delia ended up having takeout instead.

YESSSSS this is so good! She just gets too excited in the kitchen 😭

I feel like there's been a few episodes in the show where does exactly this. Like she just starts dumping random food into a dish that's probably already done and then when everyone eats it, she's the only one to not think it tastes horrible

#ask yam

[milkyhoneybee]

You know how some offices have a dog or other pet to help keep workers calm and happy? I want to be an office hucow. I'd have a nice little inside barn set up where people could take a break and come and brush me or give me scritches/pat me, feed me things, or they could take me outside to watch me gambol about in the sun before their next meeting

Cows are, after all, very cute and friendly, and they make friends and love to play!

Of course, they also love to lick things, whether that's a sweet treat or something saltier (or more umami), pulling up a skirt or opening trousers to let me get my dextrous, curious tongue on whatever they have for me, lowing and mooing excitedly whenever I get a treat

And, obviously, I need to be milked regularly. My udders would be kept plump and drained through the day to get me making more and more milk (on top of the supplements and medicine they give me to keep my production at max rate), and every time I hit a new growth milestone for them, there would be a little team celebration

They attach me to a milking machine mostly, while I kneel and chew on oats or watch them in the office, occasionally shaking my head so the bell around my neck clangs and my big floppy ears flick around, my tail twitching. Sometimes though, people want to drink from my teats directly or they'll get a stool and milk me themselves-- it's actually considered part of people's onboarding process, learning how to milk me so I don't get too full since that's painful for me, and as cute as it is to see me leaking and mooing for release, it makes it more difficult for the cleaners, plus it's bad for my health. Plus, my milk is super good for everyone else to drink

As long as people clean up after themselves, they're allowed to fuck me whenever they want, especially when I go into heat. Sometimes they need to put me on a special breeding rig to keep me from interrupting calls and meetings when I'm too loud, a fat dildo plunging into my cow cunt with a ring gag or dildo gag in my mouth depending on how quiet they need me

People are always surprised at how much they can fit inside my pussy, but it still feels hot at wet and so good to fuck, even after I'm stretched out, though sometimes they might need to spank my rear to get me to tighten back up after a heavy use or stretching session

I'd be such a happy office cow, and all the workers in my company would know how much I loved them and wanted them to enjoy their jobs

#hucow fantasy #nsft fantasy #nsft concept #hucow training #lactation kink #cnc free use #nsft alternate universe #nsft hucow