#iwaizumi hijame

[haikyuu-dubs]

Oikawa: Alright, well I say we get out of here. I don't want to choke on my own barf at this award ceremony.

Iwaizumi: You're still a piece of crap, you know that?

Season 3, episode 10

#haikyuu dub #haikyuu!! #iwaizumi hijame #oikawa tooru #pretty boy douche face

[lesbiannoe]

#haikyuu!! #hq!! #hq!!edit #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #iwaoi #usermagic #tooru oikawa #hijame iwaizumi #oiiwa #fancams #my edits #my post

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Masterlist

Haikyuu

Requests are closed

Headcanons

Captains

They ask you to be their team manager

Setters

Aces

Middleblockers

Managers

Liberos

Karasuno

Headcanons

Oneshots

Daichi Sawamura

Sugawara Koushi

Asahi Asumane

Yu Nishinoya

Ryunosuke Tanaka

Tobia Kageyama

Shoyo Hinata

Kei Tsukishima

Tadashi Yamaguchi

Aoba Johsai

Headcanons

Oneshots

Toru Oikawa

Hijame Iwaizumi

Nekoma

Headcanons

OneShots

Tetsuro Kuroo

He is comforting you (request)

Kenma Kozume

Morisuke Yaku

Lev Haiba

Yuki Shibayama

Fukurodani

Headcanons

Oneshots

Kotaro Bokuto

Bubbly butt

Keiji Akaashi

Shiratorizawa

Headcanons

Oneshots

Wakatoshi Ushijima

As a dad

Tendou satori

Eita Semi

Johzenji

Headcanons

Oneshots

Yuji Terushima

He asks you to be his girlfriend

[haikyuu-dubs]

Oikawa: They both piss me off, and I wish for an outcome where they both lose.

Iwaizumi: Man, you're a piece of crap.

Oikawa: Excuse you! Can you please stop calling me that?

Iwaizumi: Sure. How's "you're a piece of shit" sound then?

Oikawa: Fine! Piece of crap!

Iwaizumi: As you wish.

Season 3, episode 9

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hijame #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Iwaizumi: Well damn! They stopped it.

Oikawa: I'm wondering where they put him. Where is Ol' Four Eyes? At our practice match I got the impression that he was just a lanky, apathetic nerd. But look at him now.

Season 3, episode 9

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #iwaizumi hijame #oikawa tooru #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Iwaizumi: I thought you said you weren't coming since this game's outcome would piss you off no matter who won.

Oikawa: I might've said something like that, but I didn't come to watch someone win, I came to watch someone lose.

Iwaizumi: Such a piece of crap.

Season 3, episode 5

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #iwaizumi hijame #oikawa tōru #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Haikyuu Dub:

Oikawa and Iwaizumi, season 1

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #pretty boy douche face #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hijame #best of haikyuu dub

[haikyuu-dubs]

Benjamin McLaughlin: I don't need to change up Iwa's voice in the flashback. Middle schoolers sound like this.

Chris Patton: PUberTY!

Season 1, episode 22

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #oikawa tōru #iwaizumi hijame #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Iwaizumi: Your pupil has learned your teachings well.

Oikawa: He's not my pupil!

Season 3, episode 10

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #iwaizumi hijame #oikawa tooru #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Oikawa: He noticed our weak spot near the end. Not to mention our unbreakable bond of trust.

Iwaizumi: We don't have that and you know it!

Season 1, episode 22

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hijame #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Season 1, episode 20

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #iwaizumi hijame #oikawa tooru #kageyama tobio #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Season 1, episode 24

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #pretty boy douche face #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hijame

[haikyuu-dubs]

Iwaizumi: Dammit, I’ll kill that piece of shit!

Hanamaki: Chill out.

Oikawa: *laughs*

Iwaizumi: Hey, what’s so funny, jerk? You wanna fight or something?

Oikawa: Violence doesn’t look good on you, Iwa.

Season 1, episode 22

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #iwaizumi hijame #hanamaki takahiro #oikawa tooru #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Oikawa: That makes me feel inferior.

Iwaizumi: Oh really, so did you think you were better than me before?

Season 1, episode 24

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hijame #pretty boy douche face

[haikyuu-dubs]

Sub: You are facing the guy who’s the second on the list of people you want to humiliate!

Dub: You’re up against the guy who’s second on your shit list!

-Iwaizumi Hajime, sub vs dub

Season 1, episode 22

#this is a good change #shit list is so much more concise #haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #iwaizumi hijame

[haikyuu-dubs]

Iwaizumi: Hey, tomorrow’s a big day, so don’t stay up too late.

Oikawa: Oh really now? What are you, my mother?

Iwaizumi: -_-

Oikawa: Sorry, sorry, sorry! I take it back! I’ll be there bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, I promise! Don’t you worry!

Season 1, episode 19

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #iwaizumi hijame #oikawa tooru #pretty boy douche face