Me: I wanna make gifs of Janitor Wockee... time to watch some videos!!
Janitor Wockee: *constantly blowing kisses towards people*
Janitor Wockee: *encourages people to whistle at him when he slowly bends over and (through body language) says “oh stop it, you ;)” when they do*
Janitor Wockee: *does the Filipino honoring gesture as a sign of respect when greeting a woman*
Janitor Wockee: *easily gets choked up and sobs at anything remotely heartwarming*
Janitor Wockee: *excitedly catches any kisses audience members will send towards him and presses [the kisses] to his cheek*
Janitor Wockee: *tries to high-five everyone regardless how difficult it is to navigate through the countless rows of chairs*
Janitor Wockee: *makes the “call me” gesture after flirting with someone*
Janitor Wockee: *has probably swept the same area 50 billion times because he keeps getting distracted and dropping his broom to go do something else*
Me, crying: oh my God do you know how much I love you? Do you?? Do you know?? I’d live for you if you told me to
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This is literally CONSUMING me y’all when I get home from work today I’m gonna make an elaborate post on why and how DJDJ has the ability to speak (albeit his words were limited) and how every other Jabbawockee doesn’t have this power/skill just so I can give myself peace of mind about the whole thing.
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