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sylvaneagle · 2 years

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the patrons when theyre swapped i dont know homestuck (@jewishrose for these Children..)

#homestuck #patronswap #jade vantas #jade harley #rose maryam #rose lalonde #june serket #john serket #june egbert #john egbert #dave pyrope #dave strider #im so sorry that he is emo. it will happen again #lesbians and transgenders are Here

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wholeheartedwonders · 2 years

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Hello, can I have a kin assignment?

My only kin is Meulin Vantas (Karkat ways)

I love dark colors, void, space, and animals. As well as cryptids and space

I dont try to be known as smart, but I usually take on the leader ship role, I have a harder time with people I do know than with strangers.

Sometimes people think I'm a little cold or mean, or I'm very very hyper

My favorite color is dark gray! I also like wearing lots of layers

I have no clue what i should be putting here tbh but I hope it's enough

-Vanta (they/it)

i kin assign you…

karkat vantas and jade harley!

i think this because:

liking dark colors/grey, taking on a leadership role, being seen as cold/mean, and wearing lots of layers reminded me of karkat

liking space, animals, and being seen as hyper reminded me of jade

other ideas are:

rose lalonde (dark colors, cryptids, seemingly cold)

vriska serket (dark colors, seemingly mean/cold, hyper)

john egbert (cryptids, leadership role)

if you’re interested in there being any other swaps, i feel like rose harley, john strider (daveways), jade vantas, and karkat serket (vriskaways) could be candidates, but it’s all up to you and how you feel.

i hope this helps!

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homestuckreblogs · 2 months

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#edit: No I did not censor the word fuck. that’s from the original meme. c’mon #homestuck #413 #homestuck 413 #dave strider #karkat vantas #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley #dirk strider #jake english #kanaya maryam #happy 413

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mackerel08 · 2 months

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its that time of year again

(comm me)

#413 #homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #karkat vantas #jade harley #rose lalonde #terezi pyrope #kanaya maryam #gamzee makara #calliope #dirk strider #jake english #theyre in the background but still #my art #i cant believe its been 4 years since i joined the fandom😭

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homestuckteam · 2 months

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February's Patreon illustration that was made in celebration for Lunar New Years! 🐉🧧🍊 Illustration provided by Kim Quach.

To see more bonus material as it’s released, https://www.patreon.com/homestuck

#Homestuck #Terezi Pyrope #Aradia Megido #Karkat Vantas #Gamzee Makara #Equius Zahhak #Nepeta Leijon #John Egbert #Jade Harley #Monthly Illustration

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arizuume · 2 months

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Happy birthday, John and Jane!

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slavhew · 2 months

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hm

#hom3stuck #homestuck #john egbert #jade harley #dirk strider #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #lil hal #autoresponder #inspired sketches because i went thru a bunch of artblogs and wanted to be dynamic and artsy too #also love to listen to songs and then try my best to draw something for the duration of it. this isnt quite one of those times but #hey the names matched up nicely #idk man. tonight is a sad about dirk strider day turned into sad about dirk strider night. davekats to make it go down easier #anyways ever think about how a captcha of 13 year old dirk doesnt want to die but the 16 year old version does.#cause i do . plenty.#these seem like sketches ripe to do something with but i dont feel like touching them more so. black and white up they go

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weaselmcdiesel · 3 months

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requests for a bunch of ships i did on my spam :3

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faygos · 4 months

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ding-a-ling

#jade harley #karkat vantas #dave strider #homestuck #whomstve #classic homestuck #idk what karkat was whispering about you can decide #probably his troll bits #i need to do my taxes

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murder-of-seppucrows · 8 days

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dont think this is funny to anyone other than me

#my art #homestuck #mspaint #karkat vantas #dave strider #j egbert #jade harley #if it wasnt clear by the clothes theyre kids here #why? felt like it

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pyzhmo · 7 months

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a lot of soon-to-be stickers for my local art fair

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mr-foods · 8 months

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#homestuck #aradia megido #dave strider #karkat vantas #john egbert #jade harley #davepeta #jasprose #alternate calliope #vriska serket #my art #fanart

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eyeonyou · 2 months

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MISC:

HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY TEXTPOST EXTRAVAGANSA MAGNIFICA!!!!!!!!

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obscenicon · 1 month

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concept: kids meeting pre-game dead versions of themselves

extra: karkat with some grubkats. supposed to be his dead grubselfs too but this is just cute on its own

#homestuck #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #karkat vantas #oddities&curiosities #child death cw #credit to sburbia for this fun as fuck idea

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upwardmeowvement · 2 months

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#homestuck #my art #dave strider #rose lalonde #june egbert #jade harley #karkat vantas

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tgcg · 2 months

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tell your loved ones

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 12:01 --

TG: hey im on the john

JOHN: hey, dave is taking a dump.

TG: taking a shit just so were clear

JADE: jeez!!!!!!! even when im not online i have to hear about it

TG: i know you care so youre first to know

JOHN: i'm just giving you a heads up for the bajillion messages you will definitely have about this when you get home.

EB: god, thank you. that is awesome. dave fans everywhere are gonna go NUTS for this truth nugget.

EB: hey, i am at the store with jade!

TG: tell her the news

EB: i did as soon as you first pinged me, don't worry.

TG: hell yeah see you just fucking get it

JADE: well tell him i say congrats!

EB: she says congrats.

EB: also that you left your "yeah! woo!" machine at her place.

EB: and that you are gross and smell like a dog took a dump on a fart even when you aren't crapping during our conversations.

TG: goddamn

EB: jk that last bit was me heheh. but she nodded!

EB: so anyways, a yeah woo machine?

EB: what the hell even IS that?

JADE: its more or less a machine that yeahs and woos

TG: its basically a machine that yeahs and woos

EB: ok, yeah, that is pretty much exactly what jade said too. apparently this is supposed to be obvious.

JADE: its pretty self explanatory!

TG: pretty self explanatory stuff

TG: anyways im gonna tell karkat this time i think im ready for that

EB: oh shit (LOL), that's a pretty big deal, right? good luck dude.

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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 12:03 --

TG: ok karkat can i be unbelievably candid with you is dj crabapple ready for this

TG: this is a really big deal for me but like no pressure

CG: SHIT, IS EVERYTHING OK?

CG: DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE.

TG: no no its good i just really need to confess something

CG: WHATEVER IT IS, TELL ME. I'M HERE.

TG: alright

TG: deep breath strider

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TG: im dropping mad logs like bars in the ablution block vantas

TG: shit is on fire

TG: downright heretical like a shat outta hell

TG: and since im feeling penitent i figure our pesterlogs are pretty much akin to a confessional booth right

CG:

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-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 12:04 --

TT: Hey Dave.

TT: Are you, by any chance, taking a shit right now?

TG: damn word spreads fast on the information superhighway

TT: Yes, I have had the news forwarded to me via this bountiful virtual dimension of knowledge and culture we call the World Wide Web by a fellow enthusiast, one ectoBiologist.

TT: Frankly I'm heartbroken you didn't come to me about it first.

TT: Please, divulge to your loving sister the nature of your bowel movements, in exhaustive detail. Highlights in a notarized list, an overall ranking grade of your experience, whether you would recommend it to your friends, et cetera. These would be among my most pertinent avenues of inquiry.

TG: you were next on the mailing list rose im already on it

TG: boutta weave a verbal tapestry no holds barred just for you about my rambunctious foray down in brown town

TG: stay tubed

TT: Thank god. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't peruse your commodal follies like the morning gazette.

TG: dont act like this has educational value rose

TG: we all know my daily bullshit has got a laugh track

TG: like damn what kind of gazettes are you getting

TT: The best kind, Dave. Only the best kind.

TG: thanks for the vote of confidence

TG: wait gimme a sec karkat pinged

TT: Of course. I understand it's quite a big deal for you.

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CG: OK.

CG: SINCE THIS APPARENTLY SKIRTS THE FRESHEST BUDS OF OUR BRO-DOM'S BURGEONING FROND NUB, I *ALSO* HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SHARE.

CG: I HOPE YOUR REFLECTIVE ABLUTION VAULT IS STOCKED WITH FUCKING RUMBLESPHERE TRANQUILIZERS, BECAUSE THIS EXCHANGE IS ABOUT TO GET SHITHIVE MAGGOTS.

CG: LISTEN CAREFULLY.

TG: whats up

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CG: I AM ALSO ON THE LOAD GAPER RIGHT NOW.

TG: oh shiiit

CG: DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR EXPLOSIVE FUCKING SEED FLAP JUST YET, BECAUSE THERE'S *MORE*!

CG: I AM *ALSO* TAKING A CRAP.

TG: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

CG: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

#dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley #june egbert #j egbert #comix #tell your loved ones #idm if this isnt rly well written i just did it 2 make myself giggle

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