all i do is draw myself eat hot chip and lie
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its like this. cred to @turntechgodbeheaded and @sarcasmprodigy for the idea.
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jake malone badass hot quotes
“But it wasn’t the fact that he was perfect that bothered her. Although he was. Perfect, that is”
“Jake was tempted to give Cassidy the finger and head out the door.”
“But he could write it.
And he could win it.”
“Thanks, Jake. You’ve got this in the bag.”
Hell yeah, he did.”
“Not in the man-whore kind of way. He was just good at it.”
“Did Cassidy also tell you to come in here and bug the shit out of me, or was that your own bright idea?”
“Jake Malone was tall, dark, and handsome personified. He had a sort of Hugh Jackman–type confidence and copious amounts of charm with a wicked smile that promised deliciously dark deeds in the bedroom”
“Cole’s eyebrows wiggled. “Maybe thinking of you makes them horny.”
“I assure you, that is not the case,” Jake said from the doorway.”
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EDITS PANELS TO BE SELFSHIP. HEHE.
panel 1 is moi. panel 2 is @sarcasmprodigy .
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demon au demon au demon au demon au
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-i am notorious for falling asleep at random on any surface when tired. this is not something that goes away. this is put at the top for foreshadowing.
-i do go on adventuring stuff with he... i am terrible at being outdoorsy but i'll do it for him :)
-adventuring + naptime anytime does make perfect situations where i WILL fall asleep in caves if i sit down. comedy comes from this. haha!
-back 2 da house, i figure we would rebuild the old harlenglish tower but trick it out with cool gadgets and transportalizers and other fun mechanisms u kno
-we get a dog... big... very fluffy. he goes on adventures with us. his name is Bartholomew. he'd be a caucasian shepherd i think. that or a samoyed.
-ok this is going 2 be a weirder one but the way i stim is by making purring noises out loud when i'm upset... and i'd like to think... he'd think it's cute.... um... this one was pure self indulgence... haha...
-i'm touch starved. he's touch starved...... close proximity & vague touching is a constant Thing... heeeheehoo
-im blushing writing this
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-we'd also have goofy kitchen dance moments in the middle of the night
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