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[unknownperson246]

Guns N’ Roses

Welcome to the fucking jungle

#guns n roses #80s rock #rock n roll #rock #izzy stradlin #izzy gnr #gnr #axl gnr #axl rose #duff gnr #Slas #slash guns n roses #slash gnr #steven adler #duff mckagan #hot as fuck #Welcome #welcome to the jungle #appetite for destruction

[gremlingottoosilly]

high af reader legitimately thinking slasher konig is a huge ass bear as he murders her friends

"oh damn..that's large ass bear"

konig covered in blood and guts : ".."

Slasher!Konig who actually thinks it was a compliment. Come on, this guy never heard a nice word in his life - this, combined with his fucked up views on love and affection, makes him think that your screams of terror are actually affectionate moans, and your pleads for mercy are just indicating your arousal. So, when you really think he is a bear for a hot minute, and you yell it to the people in your group...yep, everything checks out - you're madly in love. You're showering him in compliments. You adore him. Only when he rips off your friend's arm with nothing but a huge ass knife - and you're pretty sure that bears do not use knives, even the big ones - you realize it's a man. A really big, scary man. Covered in blood and guts, leaning closer to you with the most crazed look in his eyes, his bloody hands reaching to grab your... "Danke, Schatzen. Didn't know you could be so adorable" He grabs you by the scruff of your neck, like a kitten. Flips you over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes, so your nose presses right into something that feels like a pile of guts clinging to his uniform, and you'd throw up right on his boots, but a firm hand on your butt makes you freeze. Dead in your tracks. This guy is definitely not a bear, but can rival one in the sheer size - you hate to admit it, but you're almost impressed at just how fucking big he is. Too big. You don't want to admit it, of course, but the guy of his size shouldn't be this fucking big. Konig thinks it was all flirt. He finally found himself a perfect pretty wife who actually prefers her husband to be bloody and covered in guts, and that calling him a bear is sort off a weird nickname. He doesn't really care - he adores this too fucking much.

#cod #konig x reader #konig #cod x reader #yandere konig #yandere cod #slasher!konig #slas

[n7punk]

i was reading some old interviews & the guy who named Caslte Grayskull (donald f. glut) apparently named it that bc his wife at the time's maiden name was "Gray". which IMO compounds the ass-showing-ness of Catra picking that for her alias in SLaS even further. she really just picked the surname equivalent of "i <3 adora"

ahhh this is so cute?? love that for them. and yes absolutely she never thought anyone would find out about adora and thus be able to call her out... until adora herself did XD

#also she should have kept gray. glut is. A Name #ask #clarenecessities #slas #fic rambling

[maddiesflame]

The Trouble With Love headers

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#headers #the trouble with love #emmacassidy #emma sinclair #alex cassidy #lauren layne #sex love and stiletto #book headers #the trouble with love headers #emmacassidy headers #book header #slas #sex love and stiletto headers #slas headers #sex love & stiletto #lauren layne headers #emma sinclair header #alex cassidy header #romance books #trwl #header emmacassidy #header

[iheartgracie]

taylornick quotes from i knew you were trouble by lauren layne part 3

“Really?” she grumbled as he crowded her under the stream of warm water. “You won’t sleep with me, but you’ll shower with me?”

“I slept with you. All night.”

“You know what I mean.”

“Go out with me.”

She froze in the process of opening the yogurt. “Be more specific.”

He glugged milk into his bowl. “You. Me. Dinner.”

“Taylor was about to snap at him that she wasn’t digging the silent treatment, but before she could, he reached for her hand, twining her fingers with his.”

Taylor lifted herself on her elbows and gave him a smirk. “Nick Ballantine, are you an ass man?”

“When it comes to you, I’m an everything man.”

“He wanted to be more to her. And that right there was the problem.

The more time he spent with Taylor Carr, the more he wanted all of her. ”

“Nick, meet Twinkie.”

His head snapped up. “Oh, hell no. Twinkie? The pink collar is one thing. Let her have some dignity.”

“Wasn’t my idea,” she said, holding up her hands. “I had another name picked out, but then they told me she was five, and I couldn’t bring myself to change her identity on her.”

“What did you want to call her?” he said, obliging with a belly rub as Twinkie rolled to her back.

“Sprinkles.”

He laughed, his eyes still on the dog. “No. Seriously.”

She scowled at him. “Seriously.”

“I’m not seeing anyone else, Taylor. I couldn’t even if I wanted to. You consume me.”

“Yeah?” She stepped closer, ran a hand over his shirt.

“Yeah.” His mouth dropped to hers for a kiss. He tasted like coffee and promise.

“Taylor,” he said at last, his mouth drifting back and forth over hers softly.

“Mm?” She tried to deepen the kiss, but he pulled back slightly and waited for her to open her eyes.

“Let’s do this for real,” he said. “Girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever.”

“How can you not love Twinkie alrea . . .” And then her mouth fell open because the living room was covered in tufts of white fluff. “What the heck just happened?”

“Your dog just gutted her stuffed animal,” he said, retrieving their wineglasses and handing her one.

“Our dog,” she persisted stubbornly.

He glanced skeptically at the living room, but his eyes were warm, and there was a smile lurking on his lips. “Yeah. Okay, Carr. Our dog.”

“Tired of me already?” she teased.

His eyes drifted down to the lace of her nightgown. “Not even a little bit.”

“You smile more. Laugh louder. Check your phone a million times a day, and talk on it late into the night. Classic signs of being in love.”

“Taylor was opinionated and stubborn and sarcastic as hell, but that was only one side of her. And he liked that side nearly as well as the one that was warm, alluring, and surprisingly young at heart.”

“Being with Taylor made him feel more alive than he’d ever been.

Damn it. His mother was right. He did love Taylor Carr.”

“what’s Nick in your Taylor-is-the-sun scenario?”

“A prism,” Jess said without hesitation. “He takes your light and makes it even more awesome, for everyone to see.”

“Nick matched her in every way, made her better.

And that was real love.”

“Are you listening to me, you ridiculously stubborn jerk? I freaking love you, even though you’re being an ass.”

“I’d still be asking you to be my wife, Taylor Carr, because I want to marry you. Baby or no baby, you’re the love of my life. And you can say no, and I’ll be annoyed, but then you’ll be annoyed too, because I’m not going to stop asking. Not ever.”

“Please let me do this,” he whispered. “I’ve been dreaming about it for weeks.”

“You’re a sap,” she whispered.

But then she was a sap too, because when he slipped the ring onto her fourth finger, she started crying. Again.

He laughed and pulled her in for a hug. “Is this your new thing? Crying all the time?”

“Having second thoughts?” she said.

“Never,” he whispered, brushing his lips against hers. “I love every version of you, even the soggy one.”

“I love every version of you too,” she said. “Even the idiotic one.”

“I knew you were trouble from the very first second, Ms. Carr,” he said, reverently running a finger over her mouth.

“Worth it, though. Right?”

He smiled tenderly. “You are the best thing that ever happened to me. So hell yeah. It was all worth it.”

“As Nick pressed a kiss to the top of Taylor’s head and her hand squeezed his, there was no doubt anywhere in the room that no baby’s parents had ever loved each other more.”

#lauren layne #lauren layne series #laurenlayne #lauren layne books #slas #sexlove&stiletto #taylornick

[atozofsoftwareengineering]

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[thraxusrelaxus]

kind of getting emotional about Pattern right now. he knew Shallan would probably end up killing him. he knew. he was there when Testament died, and yet he still bonded her. he was so invested in learning about humans and finding a way to save his people that he chose to go on what he believed was a suicide mission because he thought the knowledge he’d gain would protect them. i know he’s a Cryptic, but he is Honorspren to me

#pattern #cryptic #sla #stormlight archive #shallan davar #brandon sanderson #cfsbf #nahel bond #cosmere #honorspren

[fixmeni]

there are 2 types of good in my drawings: a good line or a good light… They never match.

I really enjoyed drawing it, it helped to unwind

author villain Slas - @itsxroxannex

#undertale #undertale fanart #artists on tumblr #deltarune #utmv #deltarune fanart #ralsei #frisk #asriel dreemurr #chara #itsxroxannex #villain Slas #nail art #art #digital art #my art #illlustration #artwork #drawings #art tag #draw #watercolor #shattered dream #passive nightmare sans #dreamtale au #nightmare sans #star sanses #dreamtale #sword #dagger

[sadibadimadi]

Lesbian Shadolin you will always be famous to me

#I LOVE GIRLS #sbm art #branderson #the stormlight archive #cosmere #adolin kholin #shallan davar #shadolin #sla

[noahluchas]

#Mithan #Mia winters #ethan winters #re7 fanart #Rebh #resident evil #Re7 #*transcentra eles* #T4T #As it should be #My art #Eu sla q n sei oq e n sei q la<3

[nauti-ca]

joining the war on kalmoash on the side of butch4butch kalmoash

#and im winning #don’t come in my dms or notes telling me moash is a terrible bad person #you mean moash? my lesbian girlfriend moash? #kalmoash #moash stormlight #kaladin stormblessed #kaladin stormlight #stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #sla #cosmere

[light-bender]

Me @ my friends about Stomlight Archives.

#or any brandson sanderson book really #stormlight archive #sla #cosmere #brandon sanderson #mistborn #cosmemes #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #olrox

[maddiesflame]

After the Kiss headers

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[iheartgracie]

taylornick quotes from i knew you were trouble by lauren layne part 2

“She blew out a breath, then took a sip of her drink. “I hate you.”

He smiled, because they both knew she didn’t. ”

“Trust me on this, Carr. Some of the best things in life are the unplanned ones.”

“Like new roommates?” she asked sarcastically.

“Don’t sound so skeptical. Ask yourself this: Whose bar did you walk into tonight?” he said, straightening and giving her a wink. “Then ask yourself why.”

“We should get you an apron.”

“We should not get me an apron,” he said, handing her a glass.”

“You think I want you, and you’re damn right. I want you badly.”

“He dunked a spoon into the sauce and held it out for her to taste.

“I really do hate you,” she muttered, leaning forward to sip the delicious sauce directly from the spoon.

Nick only grinned.”

“she’d taken to entering his room without knocking, oftentimes plopping on his bed and fiddling on her phone until he finished whatever scene he was working on and turned to see what she wanted.”

“In response, she leaned over and kissed his cheek.

Nick gave her a startled look, and then was even more surprised to see Taylor Carr blushing—not an everyday occurrence.”

“She liked him.

Somehow the guy who’d gone from being the one person she couldn’t stand had become the one she most looked forward to seeing each day”

“Before she could chicken out, Taylor crossed to his bed and, uninvited, slipped beneath the covers.

“Really?” he muttered as she cuddled closer, resting her cheek on his chest, her arm curling around his waist.

She braced herself for him to pull away, kick her out. She wouldn’t blame him if he did.

Instead, after a moment of stillness, he moved his hand to the back of her head, and his fingers began idly playing with a strand of her hair.”

“It freed me up to pursue the most interesting woman I’d ever met, but . . .”

“I was with Bradley,” she finished for him.

“Never said I was talking about you,” he teased.”

#lauren layne #lauren layne series #laurenlayne #lauren layne books #slas #sexlove&stiletto #taylornick

[trbotunnel]

shallan would totally be a sexyman if she were a guy btw. she:

- is haunted by The Horrors

- has 19 mental ilnesses and is banned from most public spaces. but she still functions! ...most days anyway

- has killed her parents in the most fucked up tragic way ever

- is a little cringe and a little flop

- Does Not Give a Shit most of the time

- kicks totall ass in battle

- is an icon. like cmon. tripping over herself in the most embarassing way to attract fucked up shamespren in kholinar?? iconic. stealing kal's boots? iconic. speaking to sticks? iconic.

- looks great covered in blood

- is a funny guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- is a total nerd

- woah she's bisexual i didn't know that!!!!!!

there are DEFINITELY more things to add to the list. but i just woke up and you get the gist.

#feel free to add more shit in the tags 👍👍 #also if you saw me mix up thaylen city & kholinar no u didnt #sla #stormlight archives #the stormlight archive #stormlight #stormlight spoilers #shallan #shallan davar #shallan kholin #trbotunnels trbomouth

[goddessnelley99]

Look look better in a Girly Pink Dress

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