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prismatic-bell · 6 years

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How-Tos of Protesting: Student Walkout Edition

Hey guys! So I’m going to do something I don’t normally do, and ask you guys to blow this up, blow it out of the water, destroy my notes. (If this succeeds, I’ll probably end up deleting the original post to save my own sanity. That’s okay.) Here’s why: I used to be a protester, and I still would be if I had the time/money/energy/a job that wasn’t shit. I’m not going to tell you not to protest or talk down to you--I’m going to share the tricks and tips I learned over three rather volatile years in the queer rights movement, and those I’ve picked up from other large protest movements. Please consider this a basic guidebook, a gift from your pissed-off Millennial aunt to you, to protest safely and effectively. This guide is aimed at the upcoming gun violence walkout protests, but feel free to adapt and use as necessary for other movements.

(Just in case this does blow up to every corner of the internet: you don’t need to credit me. This isn’t about me. This is about something much bigger than me, or you. Just help these kids do what they need to do.)

THE MONTH BEFORE THE PROTEST:

1) Ready yourself mentally. Even when you’re pissed and ready to go, standing up to speak very brutal truth to power can be intimidating. Do what you need to do to center yourself and be angry, but calm--write things down, make private Tumblr posts, take some photos or make some art that explains how you feel. NONE OF THIS NEEDS TO BE PUBLIC AND IN FACT ANY WRITTEN RECORD SHOULDN’T BE. The reason is simple: during and after the protest, the media will be looking for a way to discredit you. Don’t give it to them. This is your chance to get your head in the game.

2) Start assembling a protest kit. If you are a student or teacher, this should fit easily into your backpack or briefcase. You’ll want bandaids, neosporin or triple-bac, an Ace bandage, a liter of potable water, some light nonperishable foods (I recommend Belvita biscuits for nutrients-to-size ratio), about $20 in emergency funds, and a portable charger if you have it. DO NOT TAKE ANY MEDICATION. If you have any kind of disorder or illness that would require you to take medication during the day--even if it’s something as innocuous as a sugar pill--it’s better for you to either sit out the protest, or stay home. If the protest fails, or the administration allows it to proceed but insists on their own security measures, and you are found with medication on you (yes, even your own), you can be in a LOT of trouble. We’re talking expulsion, legal problems, and so on. The only exception to this is if you have school clearance already (for example, for an emergency inhaler), and you should take only the medications you have clearance for.

3) Choose a book to read, if you’re doing a sit-in/walk-out with sit-in, and put it in your protest kit. For this purpose I strongly recommend books like Battle Royale, Firestarter, and The Hunger Games, which contain the themes of “our children are forced to die because we’re too fucking power-hungry.” There’s a triple reason for this: one, if it’s a successful sit-in, you’re going to get bored. (Sit-ins are literally a lot of “hurry up and wait.”) Two, a group of students sitting around rebelliously READING? There’s not much the media can do with that, and for this reason I also recommend you leave your DS or other handheld video-game device at home. And three: a sea of books about rebellion seeking justice? That is pointed. That’s deliberate.

4) If you plan to have a sign or banner, start planning it now. Because the majority of protestors are going to be students, I strongly recommend you paint your sign on cloth, which can be folded or rolled up to carry in your backpack and also would be very difficult to miscontrue as a weapon. Please remember that while it is a very old and time-honored tradition to share the names of previous victims on your sign, it is considered to be in extremely bad taste to use their images; this decision should be reserved for siblings or parents only.

5) Select a “buddy network.” This doesn’t have to be composed of your closest friends, as long as the people in it get along tolerably well. The purpose of this group is to ensure that everyone within it stays calm and hydrated, and to watch each others’ backs in case of emergency. This means everyone in the group knows where everyone else is at all times, and is prepared to give pertinent information to emergency services if necessary. Which relates to my next month-out point . . . .

6) We’re going to get kind of somber now, sorry. As an adult, the first thing I thought when I heard about these mass protests was “fucking YES!” and the next was “Jesus. Oh, fuck. Sweet G-d anybody planning a shooting knows exactly when to plan it for now.” Ready yourself mentally for the fact that a shooting may happen at your protest, and make yourself a prep kit for this. Save an ICE (In Case of Emergency) number in your phone. Make a clean document that contains your full name, ICE number, parents’ names (and phone numbers, if they’re different from your ICE number), and pertinent medical information (including “NO BLOOD DONATION” if that applies), and the day before the protest, take a clear screenshot of this and make it your phone lockscreen. For example, mine would look like this (although I rather obviously changed my parents’ names for privacy reasons):

NINA LASTNAME EMERGENCY CONTACT JILL DIFFERENTNAME [My mother’s phone number] PARENTS JACK AND JILL DIFFERENTNAME BLOOD TYPE O+

I take citalopram 20mg and Zyrtec daily and routinely take Aleve for inflammation. I have a severe allergy to sulfa and sulfa-derivative drugs. I am positive for genetic blood clotting disorder Factor V Leiden. I suffer from blood sugar crashes, but have no formal diagnosis. I am autistic and may be nonverbal under severe stress.

In an emergency situation, this information can save your life. Have it on hand, and make your buddy network save this information as well. Hopefully, you won’t need it and at the end of the day you’ll feel it might have been silly--but if you need it, you have it, immediately.

THE WEEK BEFORE THE PROTEST:

1) Check in with your buddy group. Be sure everyone has their kit assembled, and choose a meetup place for when the protest begins. The ideal buddy group should be no more than eight people; above that, it starts getting muddled. If your group is larger than that, I recommend splitting in two, and being clear about who belongs to which group. I know high school is a time of cliques and fitting in, but make it clear this is NOT about who likes whom--it’s for the safety of everyone involved. A smaller group is easier to keep track of. Period. If you’re a main organizer at your school, that’s great! You’re the head of a much larger body--but that body needs to have tiny bodies within it. You can’t be expected to watch over a few hundred or thousand of your peers alone. That’s ludicrous.

2) Select the clothing you’re going to wear. I recommend you go with “comfortable, but also dress for the job you want to have in ten years.” You want to be a teacher? Wear dress slacks or a dress skirt and a button-down. You want to be a programmer? Neat and clean jeans or cargo pants are fine, but wear a polo or button-down, no tee-shirts. You’re going into business? Slacks, button-down, tie. Your life plan is to be an artist with their own pants-optional studio? Wear the clothing you’d wear for your first big gallery opening. You want to be a singer? Imagine you won American Idol or The Voice, and this is your first big post-show interview. Your dream job requires a very specific uniform, like “chef” or “beekeeper”? Go with a nice shirt or sweater and good pants--the kind of thing your parents will call “an interview outfit.” If your school has a uniform, make sure yours is ironed. Be sure your hair is neat and clean.

Homework time! I want you to read this article. Ladies, if you’re wearing skirts, aim for knee-length AT MINIMUM, and tea-length is better. This isn’t me trying to crimp your style--it’s that you will be sitting and walking a lot, and a longer skirt will be easier to sit on the ground in. Remember: you are the future. You are our lawmakers, politicians, teachers, doctors, innovators, artists. Dress so that the media is forced to show images of hundreds, thousands, of teens who look like they got up that morning ready to kick ass and take names on Wall Street. There’s nothing wrong with tee-shirts or ripped jeans on your day off or in the classroom, but you want to show the image of “we’re here, your bright young minds of the future. How many of us will be here next month? Next week? Tomorrow?” A lot of people, especially those interested in shutting you up, won’t be willing to look past your clothes. Force them. You wanna really go the extra mile? Dress up and take your homework. It says “I’d be happy to learn, if only the teachers could worry about my grades instead of my life.”

3) Do an overview of relevant court cases, in case your right to protest is challenged. Here is an ACLU page on student protest in general to get you started. Here is their page on Tinker vs. Des Moines, which is a case you will DEFINITELY want to read about (the specific case was about the Vietnam War, but it will apply to you). I’d recommend not involving an American flag in your protest because it stands to overshadow what you actually want to say, but if you choose to do so, you’ll want to read about Texas vs. Johnson. To be sure what you’re saying and doing stays within legal safety parameters, read up on Bethel vs. Fraser. And while it’s not directly in line with the exact topic at hand, it’s always worth a look at West Virginia State Board of Education vs. Barnette. KNOWING THIS STUFF IS IMPORTANT. I know it seems like boring makework, but seriously, being able to say “with all due respect, Mr. Smith, the Supreme Court decided in Tinker vs. Des Moines that you may take my protest sign only if it’s disruptive in class” is important. When I attended protests in the late 2000s my group actually made Tinker required reading. You need to know this stuff.

And to top it off: at the March for Marriage Equality in 2009, we literally used the second half of the First Amendment as a protest chant because there were groups that had tried to block our license for the march. You can find the full text of it here, with annotations explaining its meaning and court cases related. It’s a very dry read, but please at least take a look at “Speech Plus” and “Rights of Assembly and Petition.” There’s no test on this stuff, I’m not going to quiz you to see if you got it right, just kind of . . . skim. See the background. Better still, have it bookmarked on your phone so it’s readily available if needed.

4) In case your group is questioned by the media, decide who your spokesperson will be. This should be someone who can speak clearly, is confident looking into a camera, and who can give a brief prepared statement without stuttering or sounding scripted and stilted. Why prepare the statement? Because you can be sure you’re including all relevant information without getting flustered, circling back, or being unclear, as may happen when speaking off the cuff--imagine having to give an English presentation in front of your class with no notes and no chance to go over it in the bathroom mirror. A good statement should be something like “My name is Nina Lastname, I’m a senior here at General McLane and we walked out of class today in protest against unchecked gun violence nationwide. Today is the 19th anniversary of the Columbine massacre. This year alone there have been over two dozen mass shootings, but in 20 years not a single piece of logical and meaningful legislation to protect students, moviegoers, church worshippers, or simply unarmed people on the street. It’s time that changed." The average local news piece is 32 seconds long (yes, I’m serious). You need your soundbite to be 15 seconds or less if you want to avoid it being edited, and 10 seconds is better. If your school has had a mass shooting of any kind, address it in your statement: “I’m a senior here at General McLane, where we had a mass shooting 20 years ago.” (Yes, that really happened in my school.)

THE DAY OF THE PROTEST:

1) When the protest begins, proceed calmly to your meetup place. Your school may have additional security measures in place, because make no mistake, I will not be the only adult who recognized the danger inherent in a walkout. If this is the case, be patient and calm with the adults who are doing the screening, lockdown, etc.; it’s very likely that they’re doing the only things they can do to keep you safe. Do not proceed until everyone reaches your meetup place.

2) Exit calmly. Don’t yell, swear, make threats, etc.; basically, pretend you’re getting on an airplane. If you want to play or sing protest songs, go for it, but steer clear of anything with cursing or language that could be taken as violent. (My go-to when I want to get good and pissed off and ready to fight is “Uprising” by Muse, but I’d never sing it at a protest because of the line “it’s time the fat cats had a heart attack/their time is coming to an end”.) If your school is in the South, consider “We Shall Overcome,” which was a very prominent song in the civil rights movement of the 1960s. Singing it in the South today would be a very clear and pointed reference. Since I am An Old, I’ll direct you to some older songs you may find relevant or a useful starting point:

Pink feat. Dixie Chicks, “Dear Mr. President” Sam Cooke covering Otis Redding, “A Change Is Gonna Come” Willie Dixon covering an old folk song, “Down By The Riverside” Crosby, Stills, and Nash, “Ohio” (trigger warning: this song is about a school shooting, linked video contains disturbing images of Kent State shooting)

(Please take note that each of these was used predominantly by a different protest movement, and be respectful. Respectively: the anti-Iraq War movement, the Civil Rights Movement, the anti-Vietnam movement, and I’m sorry to say, the fucking “can we stop shooting our kids at school” movement but in the 1970s.)

3) Keep tabs on your group. Ensure everyone is hydrated, and, if necessary, fed. If someone needs medical attention for any non-emergency reason (e.g. mild allergic reaction, overheated/too cold but not yet hyper/hypothermic, panic attack), assign a group member to help them seek care; if someone needs medical attention for an emergency reason, assign two people in the group who will call 911. (Why two? Because if your designated caller is the one with an emergency and you don’t have a backup, people will panic.)

4) If the media seeks a statement from your group, have your spokesperson speak. If they request to hear from other members of the group, be sure you deliberately echo what your spokesperson said--so if they say you walked out to protest gun violence, you would say “we walked out to protest all of the shootings that are happening nationwide.” The reason for this is because it’ll be a lot harder to paint the group as confused if everybody knows what it’s about. The “divide and conquer” method was used very successfully on Occupy Wall Street--don’t let it be used to undermine you.

5) If anyone asks to join your buddy network and you don’t know them at least by face (”I have algebra with that kid”), be polite, but cautious. Don’t be paranoid, but if you don’t know them, you can’t be sure they’re not an agent provocateur. If they say things that strike you as more than just a little bit weird, be doubly cautious; if at any time they hint at or suggest violence toward administrators, police, or other students, politely but firmly say “we aren’t having that kind of talk. We’re here for a peaceful solution to a violent problem, not to add more violence.” If they persist or say something explicit (e.g. “yeah? Well what if I told you I had a gun with me right now?”), find a safe way to exit the group, like going to the bathroom. Call law enforcement immediately. (If your school is doing a sit-in rather than a walkout, call the front office.) “My name is Nina Lastname and I’m a protestor at General McLane. A student none of my friends know has joined my protest group and [is threatening staff, says he has a gun, etc.].” THE ABSOLUTE LAST THING YOU WANT is for that person to be serious and either talk your group into a violent action, or to take a violent action against you. I know the police are kind of shit on Tumblr right now, and I understand why, but please believe I do not make this recommendation lightly. You want to keep your protest peaceful and organized. If the police need to be in the loop, please put them in the loop. They’re not going to want the bad press involved with hurting you guys, especially given what you’re protesting. Let them do their jobs. (This serves a second purpose: if that weird student is an agent provocateur placed by law enforcement, this tells them you’re not playing their game.)

6) If law enforcement tells you to move, be polite, but know your rights. “I’ll comply with your request, Officer. I would like to know where I may exercise my First Amendment right without compromising public safety.” It’s super-tempting to sass back. Believe me--I’ve been spit on and called “an animal” and “one of the whores of hell.” I know how tempting it is to fight back. Don’t do it. The only reason, the only reason, you should be engaging in physical or verbal violence at the protest (and that includes posts you may make on social media before, during, or after) is if there is an active attacker situation, and you are attempting to disarm the attacker. Otherwise, be polite. If your group is heavily nonwhite and you are white, use your privilege to their advantage: “My friends and I will comply with your request, Officer, but we’d like to know where, etc.” This avoids further confrontation. Intersectional problems at a protest are always bad news--they turn into thinkpieces, and thinkpieces are why people think my generation is a bunch of whiny babies. Don’t become a thinkpiece.

7) When the protest is over, ensure everyone in your buddy network is able to leave safely. Be responsible about your protest--discard any water bottles, food wrappers, or other trash you may have generated during the protest, and offer to assist nearby groups in doing the same. This is part of respectability politics--it goes hand in hand with the whole “show up in your Sunday best” thing. Don’t skip it.

Be safe, you guys. I have nothing more substantial than this to offer you. I wish I did. All I can say is this:

If you’re making a list of victims, make sure you go back to 1966 and the Texas Tower massacre. You’ll find fourteen dead, and a similar number wounded. Had they all lived, many would probably be grandparents today.

It needs to fucking end.

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himynameisgrapes · 4 years

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Barbecue.

It was my party and I could sneak off to pout if I want too. I was going to write my life story and I cannot without the paranoia of someone biting off the shit I produce just cause I’m so open about it. Social media has always been a place I’ve used as a comfortable ventalation. I was always making dumb decisions with the interweb. Signing up for magazines cause I craved them. I couldn’t stop and I didn’t just take to take. I dreamed of paying for them.. it was such a pain in the ass. Nothing like today with a press of the thumb or a click of the mouse. Who even uses those?! I’m now thinking of my first labtop and I had a pink attachable mouse. So yeah I still use those and now the comment about them makes me look ignorantly arrogant. A pompous ass even... I laugh in a catapult symphony and you can’t help but join in. What are we even?! Our own personal Jesus.. what would you do? Me oh almost everything and none of it in negativity or against our will. I’m the screwball trying to make sense of my useless direction. Still, I can’t settle for just a give it up, Jacquelyn. I can’t settle for a no. Why am I this persistent and I follow blindly because I’m wrapped up in you. My faults have been judged over and over. I can hear and I have and still see. My actions roll onto the poo poo platter neighboring me. Manure to grow flowers? I don’t know, I’m exhausted from pushing so hard. I’m gonna fail somehow and even if you made me. I won’t look for you or feel dumb when you hint your scent spat at me. I’m too happy and grateful. I wanna cry but I’m disabled. Don’t scream, my step father told me. He was bringing in his pet pit bull into our apartment. I didn’t and I was frightened. You bit me and I don’t remember. I grew fond of him and because of my mother marrying my step father.. he had to stay at my step fathers home. He shortly died of eating a poisonous plant thus going blind. After that he never trained again. By then I was noticing my step father be stripped of who he was. He griped about his DVD’s and he didn’t say thing about baseball. That’s who he was, an college student who played baseball. He was also very nice but mean and as a smooth criminal. By the time I realized what ugly was shown to me. Pushing my elbows off the table. Today I would’ve screamed; you fat pig! How dare you touch me!!!! I love this man by the way... I don’t know why but his mother, grandma dc was a perfect reason. My daughter Zoe has this lively happiness and I used to tinker with the idea of her ‘coming back to me’.. before delivery I had forgotten you not. I was this intuitive, I can hear what your saying or thinking. What! No! It’s schizophrenia. I’m well planted and firmly dug in my roots. The earths center trims my flesh. I cannot get any higher and going down, means it’s done after. My flag is not seen because I’m no longer a second, third, nor fourth grader. I rehash the story where an eagle was shot during all this. 2014 and my brittle mind screamed, remember me. I hallucinated obviously because a clear, crab like, spider. Sporting red and blue. I was laying down staring into the sky and listening to my mind go. I couldn’t... I could never. Later a spider while sleeping in another spotting out towards me. Flailing whilst tippy taying at me. Another bug with a iridescent bluish red came out to successfully attack. Wow! I’m back to sticking to crazy like a warm straight jacket. Still, I’m too realistic. Fly to shit honesty. My life lessons pour in and I can exert this manually. I have to relax and I only really know a good two handfuls. It’s magnificently scary. I’m innocent and I wanna turn myself inwards. Your view of me is too powerful and I’m too pure. What a place to land on. I don’t know everything because I don’t own the world. Nor do I want to. I want your spare change after you and yours. Im sure it will be easy as 123 by then. Christmas will be here and I’m thinkingDr. Seuss. Hm, what a beautiful lastname. I wanna break down and cry. Ew, now its gone. I’m a perfect circle gone. Somehow, it will go my way and yours too. I pray.

#spilled ink #spilled truth #spilled emotions #spilled milk

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intimatevoid · 6 years

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Stolen from @littledonkeyburrito, as usual~

1. Do you prefer guys to shave down there? I have no preference. As long as the hair isn't making things difficult, like getting caught in hands and toys and teeth, he can do what he wants.

2. Do you prefer liquid, mousse or powder foundation? Why? I don’t really think about it because I don't wear foundation. My skin's clear enough that I don't need it, and even if it wasn’t, I wouldn’t wear it because I would sweat it off in minutes. (Setting spray? I destroy setting spray ;A; it’s the worst.)

3. How much does your mother know about your sex life (or lack thereof)? Next to nothing, I guess. All she knows is that I've been with Ash for a while, and that I was with Seb for a while too.

4. Do you enjoy watching cooking shows? Not really. Like if one's on in a waiting room or something then I'll absently watch, but if I have any say in the matter then I don't know watch them.

5. Do you worry about gaining weight? Only if it affects my health somehow. Aside from a recent fluctuation from hormonal fuckery, I can usually do whatever I want without my weight changing at all.

6. Have you ever used fake tan? Nah, I've never needed to. I tan really dark, really quickly.

7. How do you organize your make-up? I just put different kinds into little ziplock bags to keep them from getting lost in my makeup bag. Pens in one, eye-shadow and eye brushes in the other.

8. Do you ever look at someone cute, and automatically make a move? Hahaha, holy fuck, I would never have confidence in my own desirability to do something like that. What would the point even be?

9. Do you live in a house, apartment, or another type of arrangement? An apartment, but I’m hoping like crazy that later this year I’m able to move into a house.

10. What’s one event your town has that you don’t like to participate in? Toowoomba has the Carnival of Flowers. I usually avoid it because it’s too hot, and too noisy.

11. Are any of your siblings married? What are their spouses’ names? Nope, though Clare (the bitchy, transphobic one) is engaged to a lovely guy named Simon who deserves so much better.

12. Does your father have any creepy or scary friends you don’t like? I haven’t spoken to my dad in years. I haven’t spoken to any of his friends in even longer. Though he’s all about being friends with Jesus, who certainly creeps me the fuck out. Does he count?

13. Do you watch any shows that you know your parents wouldn’t approve of? Ha! Literally anything that’s not conservative or whatever, they would disapprove.

14. What venue was the last real concert you went to at? Some concert hall in Brisbane, I don’t remember what it’s called.

15. Does your best friend and their mom have the same last name? Yes, no, no, yes, and half plus their dad’s last name.

16. What color is your cellphone? Black.

17. Are you currently waiting for a phone call? From whom? No, thank fuck.

18. Do you have any drugs in your bedroom? No

19. Is there a feature on your face that people compliment you on? Sometimes my eyes or my skin.

20. What are your plans for the rest of the week? Nothing, thank fuck. This past week has been exhausting and I am grateful for the chance to finally fucking rest.

21. How many studded belts do you own? None.

22. Has your partner ever had braces? I don’t think so?

23. What have you eaten today?   A sandwich, and some spicy noodles.

24. What’s your favourite thing to do? Quietly spend socially antisocial time with loved one/s, perhaps gaming or reading, gently touching but otherwise not interacting.

25. Did you wear a jacket today? Lord no, it’s way too hot.

26. Have you kissed more than two people of the same sex? Eyyyup!

27. How many times have you had sex in one day? Twice I think? Or maybe only once. I don’t have sex very often.

28. Did you exercise at all today? Nope, but I’m scheduled for it tomorrow.

29. Would you ever move far away for a job opportunity? Only if the new location was geographically close to somebody I care about. I’ve worked too fucking hard on my relationships to waste it all by distancing myself from any more of my loved ones.

30. Are you too shy/embarrassed to tell people your middle name? Negatory.

31. If not, what is it? No bc internet, but anyone who knows me well will know it anyway.

32. What day of the week is garbage day on your street? I always forget the exact day; it’s either Tuesday or Wednesday.

33. What is something new you learned today? That it’s possible to complete Dark Souls without ever levelling up.

34. Do you need a haircut? Not a full haircut, but I do need a trim. It’s been about six months since my last one and my split ends are insane.

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards? If I try, yeah.

36. When was the last time you ate popcorn? Too long ago! Probably during a D&D session.

37. Do you like eating out at restaurants? Cheap restaurants. The more expensive they get, the less I enjoy the atmosphere.

38. Is your name common? My first and middle names are semi-common, and my surname is very rare, at least in australia.

39. Do you look older or younger than your actual age? Before I transitioned, I was mistaken for up to ten years older. Now that I’ve transitioned, always younger.

40. Were you ever a Pokemon fan? Yus!

41. If you could get rid of one season, which one would you choose? Of which show?

42. Have you ever performed in front of a large group? A couple of times, yeah.

43. Are you hungry right now? Nah, I just ate.

44. Have you ever had the chicken pox? Nope. I should probably get vaccinated. 44. How often do you do laundry? About once a week.

45. Do you know anyone who snores? I do. It sucks, cause I used to not snore at all. Then randomly, about a year and a half ago, I just started snoring for no reason at all. 46. Would you make a good movie critic? I think, with some training, I could. I’m good at being analytical and critical of things. 47. What goal are you aiming for this year? 1) Move house in March/April, 2) yisit Dusty in May/June, and 3) build a computer in July when my tax return comes in! 48. What’s the farthest you’ve walked? In one day? Hard to say, I used to walk a lot but not so much anymore. 49. What does your favourite shirt look like? My current fave is just a plain black blouse. I like it because it goes with almost everything.

... what? I’m poor, I don’t own much clothing. 50. What made you feel most accomplished in your life so far? Realising just how many people I’ve surrounded myself with who care about me. Realising that I’m going to be okay. 51. What can’t you afford but wish you could? BASIC LIVING REQUIREMENTS LIKE DECENT FOOD AND CLOTHING AND STUFF LIKE THAT

Last 10 people in your Facebook messages inbox: (excluding group chats)

1. Moses

2. Sage

3. Ash

4. Maz

5. Kathryn

6. Maddie

7. Seb

8. Chloe

9. Tammy

10. Ruin

1. How long have you known 1? Since the day he was born.

2. When did you meet 2? A few years ago, though we didn’t really talk til Miitomo became a thing.

3. When was the last time you saw 3? About half an hour ago.

4. Have you and 4 ever gotten into trouble together before? Oh ho ho, have we ever.

5. How old is 5? 31? I think?

6. Have you ever taken a shower at 6’s house? Nope, I’ve never been to her place at all.

7. Have you ever taken a dump at 7’s house? Haha, yeah.

8. Have you ever thought about going out with 8? Mmmmmmmaybe :3

9. What about 9? Not going out, but we’ve fooled around together.

10. Would you ever go out with 10 or ask 10 out? I actually used to want to, but now we’ve settled into a much more satisfying dynamic.

11. What’s the best memory you have had with 1? No specific ones, but watching him start animating from scratch and achieve great things has been amazing.

12. What’s 2′s lastname? nooooot my place to spill it on the internet :P

13. Would you ever take a bullet for 3? Maybe. It’s hard to say without the situation actually happening.

14. What would you do if 4 died? I’d be pretty fuckin’ sad.

15. What would you do if you found out 5 killed someone that you were related to? Depends on who it was. I’m not very close to most of my relatives.

16. Would you take care of 6 if they were sick? Of course, assuming she was close enough to do so.

17. Would you kill 7 if it was the only way for your other friends to survive? Yep. Sorry dude. If it’s any consolation, I’d say the same for literally everyone else on this list.

18. Has 8 ever cooked for you? She has not, on account of her living half a world away. But we have promised to cook for each other when we finally meet!

19. How many times have you and 9 fought? I don’t think we ever have.

20. Have you and 10 ever cried together? I don’t think at the same time, but we’ve each had times where we cried with the other, yeah.

21. Have you and 1 ever kissed? Ew. No. He’s my brother.

22. Do you ever dream of 2? They’ve been in my dreams once or twice before.

23. Is 3 a boy? Nope.

24. Does 4 have any kids? Noooope.

25. Do you want to marry 5? Nah, I don’t think we’re really suited for that. 26. How did you meet 1? it all started when my mother gave birth to him

27. What was your first impression of 2? meme master 28. Would you ever date 3? I currently am dating 3! 29. Are 4 and 5 friends? They have never met.

30. Who is 6 going out with? Nobody at all. 31. Is 7 a boy or girl? It feels weird calling him a “boy”. He is a man. 32. What would you think if 8 became your stepbrother/sister? I would wonder how the fuck her parents 1) met mine, and 2) didn’t despise each other 33. Is #9 a dork? Of course, and I love that about her.

34. What is a random fact about #10? They make incredibly tasty vanilla custard. 35. Who does #1 have a crush on? Probably his girlfriend 36. Does #2 have any stalkers? Alas, I think they do, though hopefully they’ve all fallen away by now 37. If #3 said they were in love with you, what would you say? I would say it back to them, and we would kiss, because it is already common knowledge that this is a thing.

38. Is #4 hot? My sister is an incredibly gorgeous lass and anyone she fell for would be very lucky to be with her ^_^ 39. Who is #5 best friends with? Her sister, I think. 40. Does #6 have good fashion sense? I don’t think she tries to, but she certainly doesn’t look bad or anything. Her hair is excellent for sure. 41. Is #7 single? He is not! He started dating a lovely lady recently, which was delightful to hear. Hopefully I get to meet her in a couple of weeks. 42. Would #8 and #9 make a cute couple? Ahahaha, I think they’d drive each other up the wall.

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Rom could never have been on this possession (rom Foy wayne kuhn the 3rd) never could they use Ancestry to make me either of force me to check my heritage. And Marucus and margolina and maryann and ERic and his twin

all their kids are dead and all demons kids arre dead and abeel never existed and the old aries never did either and legion never met those people and never knew those and never met his women or his boyfriend and never had children.

Pant never existed, a myth, and egypts children are dead.

buddhist and hindu gods and goddesses are all myths and they are dead except for gautama and his family. sporus were infertile she has a another woman have those babies.St. peter only ever had the children he had in his first life and so did everyone else, they couldnt not concieve in the afterlife for the rape and assault and invasion on my body and brain. abule, sterile. akeen too. Ablith never exhisted, but gabriel has been dead from the time i was 6 years old and never has been yet. Meredith infertile. The ex order never could use wands. The ex Muriel (if that was a lineage) could only have that couple of children, but otherwide she had none ever and the same with the ex metatron and ariel and sally, everyone that attacked me over music and tried to invade my body, killed their children, they exist nomore. Shizz raines never was a devil and that guy molested his own biological children only so he cannot ever go near them ever.

Succubus’ can never have children ever, not in the past either.

Lisbeth could never get married either

Bridgett could never get married either, if they tried it never worked

Cynth and Arla never existed.

Corinth never had children and beelebul never met his wife and could never have children. Mara never had children as of right now either.

Patrice never had children because she ate babies.

Mel used to eat children in her afterlife, so she couldnt ever have anymore and same goes with Lisbeth and Bridgett they used to eat babies so she could never have children.

LARA (ex lyra) never had children, but make sure that one never existed, and the goddessed from before 1983 were never able to concieve either. Louis was never Athena or Aphrodite, and JEff thing never existed either, neither was aponte born with a soul, never got one later either. Thembra never had children, St teresa never could concieve but neither could any of theose female saints in their afterlife because they didn’t finish their patronage. Tom Cruises kids are dead. Kiya (from egypt) never was a witch or could do magic or Maya or ex constellations Maya, killed, never existed.

Althea never existed either. Jesus 2 a myth, jesus 4 a myth or jesus 5.

Blyth was made a doll 5 months ago,

Ovidius Mckee was born with no soul because of Azrael.

Curtis and Kurtis Mckee never had souls, born without them. (unless they all or some of them undo what was done to me.

Adrian was never a witch, he was never evil, he was mean but not bad. Nikki might have been bad, the otherone from the movie Little Nikki, the black guy so called brother was never evil bad. evil smart, not evil bad.both brother might have allowed the mass amount of Corna things because they crave them, they eat those weird bird looking things.,

sarah can always be controlled by adrian and the other 2 brothers, the mother of adrian was not witch though, he was were but not her.

There was never any future Marcus, Mary and Sarah.

Succubus’ are scare creatures to keep them controlled.

St. Matthews sister never married Jesus 5.

Thebes (they call that one and more Thebes) devils forever. from the first time.

The Moor killed everyone who sucked on him in the possession.

That marnie purple thing never existed, and emily was never a witch (serial killer, another Mary i think) Vampires from the start of time around and before jesus never existed, no immortal children like then then, so make sure they never existed.

Abule was never a witch now until this is undone one me and my soul was never allowed to leave or hurt from alm 63 and wouldn’t have magic there and could never have jumped me and could never have gotten out of there and nobody could have gotten to them.

Ex Ariel and Ariel Winters and Tom PAyne never existed, the Ariel Winters was never Ariel, or kill her, or erase her from everything.

Fredo and Connie and Mary and Michael (newbecs) never existed. start cleaning this up,

St luke was never a father.

Jesus wanna be the bark was never a father either and any jesus that tried had to be changed so that those kids didn’t fall on lucifer’s doorstep.

No woman or man before my daughte rSophia could ever be the bark ( or after my daughter sophie) now nobody before myself (leslie ann wofford with dna of kuhn lastname) could ever be voodoo before or after me ever.

Janine never existed and never did her family members before here

Uri woman never existed but then that child that was molested killed and they did stuff to he body parts, she could never be another person (invasion) after that, she could never be trying to kill those people or rule something in regards to them either. Nero never had magic except him being a devil could always control his witches, except they were all infertile. Same things with lev’s and there was never a Way, Wei, (sounds like)

Micah’s women were never vampires or witches either.

Belthazars woman were never witches either.

My soul is a bont to the brain and body it can never makwe any decision and was never allowed to in the first place, so go retro.

And Mace or wahtever her name is, could never be a witch, never could Kendra, or Theresa (uncle vinnies Ex’s)

Vince Budetti runs Lev (Vince Budetti being leslie’s cousin)

Nothing that ever commited incest can be a witch or warlock and have power or magic, (having sex with their children (biological or adopted)) Ban lost his right to magic when he slept with his mother. several monthes ago, Abraham, never a witch ever. go retro and fix this invasion situation and make sure they could never get away with anything but make sure lucifer never had a mother and that his so called neice was never really his neice they found that or something, but she could never have children.

Mary N, infertile her whole afterlife.

Meryl no children in afterlife,

Fonts are leslie woffords magic and pentegrams not for peoples usage in spells, its for other reasons and whoever used that stuff killed 8 generations of their family if they used it against Leslie, her children, her son her was adopted (illegally) her family on any side.

Melanie Cherry never a witch.Dr. Oliver Dead (from state college)

Uni never existed

Peron never existed. (demon or witch)

NEither did dark black skinned people calling themselves Pan am, never had magic and if they tried to use a computer on me, against me or anything, it killed their entire family 8 generations..

Go retro,

woman or a mix thing could never be Nero ever. not in the past or present and its was and still have to be my main possession from my intestines (and akeen never could have had those people follow his orders ever, especially when i was staying with my aunt or uncle, and those things he told them would get sick or die or infection or catch something, never were witches or magical, if anythign he just started a rumor. MAke sure it never happened anything they did to me or my kids when i was staying in the basement where Chris and Marie live upstairs, their names are on the paperwork.

Manta sting ray (devil) never had children and his women and men could not ever either, until this is undone on me and what they did then Manta’s family is dead and not existing. The people who wanted Arol’s kids dead their kids are dead instead and grandkids and 3 generations after that and before that. never to exist again to repair them in the possession, however ony 1 or 2 i think a magical, not witches though.

Things they hung on Nero and any changed to Congo never happened to change leslie wofford. No fonts allowed if they used it the killed their families and whoever the work for if my cousin are treason against me then they are all dead.

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marucus, eric and his twin and lom and whoever they called Dom and the don.

Pant never existed, a myth, and egypts children are dead.

Succubus’ can never have children ever, not in the past either.

Lisbeth could never get married either

Bridgett could never get married either, if they tried it never worked

Cynth and Arla never existed.

Corinth never had children and beelebul never met his wife and could never have children. Mara never had children as of right now either.

Patrice never had children because she ate babies.

Mel used to eat children in her afterlife, so she couldnt ever have anymore and same goes with Lisbeth and Bridgett they used to eat babies so she could never have children.

Althea never existed either. Jesus 2 a myth, jesus 4 a myth or jesus 5.

Blyth was made a doll 5 months ago,

Ovidius Mckee was born with no soul because of Azrael.

Curtis and Kurtis Mckee never had souls, born without them. (unless they all or some of them undo what was done to me.

sarah can always be controlled by adrian and the other 2 brothers, the mother of adrian was not witch though, he was were but not her.

There was never any future Marcus, Mary and Sarah.

Succubus’ are scare creatures to keep them controlled.

St. Matthews sister never married Jesus 5.

Thebes (they call that one and more Thebes) devils forever. from the first time.

The Moor killed everyone who sucked on him in the possession.

Ex Ariel and Ariel Winters and Tom PAyne never existed, the Ariel Winters was never Ariel, or kill her, or erase her from everything.

Fredo and Connie and Mary and Michael (newbecs) never existed. start cleaning this up,

St luke was never a father.

Jesus wanna be the bark was never a father either and any jesus that tried had to be changed so that those kids didn’t fall on lucifer’s doorstep.

Janine never existed and never did her family members before here

Micah’s women were never vampires or witches either.

Belthazars woman were never witches either.

My soul is a bont to the brain and body it can never makwe any decision and was never allowed to in the first place, so go retro.

And Mace or wahtever her name is, could never be a witch, never could Kendra, or Theresa (uncle vinnies Ex’s)

Vince Budetti runs Lev (Vince Budetti being leslie’s cousin)

Mary N, infertile her whole afterlife.

Meryl no children in afterlife,

Melanie Cherry never a witch.Dr. Oliver Dead (from state college)

Uni never existed

Peron never existed. (demon or witch)

NEither did dark black skinned people calling themselves Pan am, never had magic and if they tried to use a computer on me, against me or anything, it killed their entire family 8 generations..

Go retro,

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