#jjslander

[kurtsturn12]

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jj sucks ass.

#jennifer jareau #criminal minds #jjslander #jennifer jareau slander

[jjslander]

rewatching cm again and oh wow oh boy, I forgot how much I strongly disliked the switch from median liason jj to profiler jj. it's a genuine yikes. like I think it single-handedly impacts my cm seasons rankings

#jjslander #criminal minds #media liason jj #cm slander #cm

[hotchley]

Thinking about how JJ told Reid in season nine that he wouldn’t understand because he didn’t have kids, even though he loved Henry like his own.

And how she would’ve said the same thing to Ella when Ella said Hotch couldn’t take a desk job at that point in time because he wasn’t ready and neither was Jack (neither was she.)

And how Ella would’ve been so pissed, but so unable to say anything because it just would not have been the appropriate time or place.

But then they’d get home from the case, and Jack would call her Mama- because Haley is still Mom- and all that anger would fade away because it doesn’t matter if nobody else understood.

Jack did. Aaron did. Jessica did. She did. And really, the three of them were all that mattered to her.

#the someone to stay au #jjslander #my point is this: #you don’t need kids to be a parent #if you love a child unconditionally and would support them through everything #that’s what makes a parent #that’s why eldest children are parents #because of how much they love their sibling #and im not saying they should have to do that!! they shouldn’t #but my point remains

[gold-onthe-inside]

okay, i found the one real reason i could never work at the bau

...the first thing i'd do is bitch-slap JJ and then get fired immediately

...but also, it'd weirdly be worth it?

#jjslander #jj slander squad #she's fucking annoying #and reminds me of every person i've ever hated

[crimmy]

i rememebr like 6 months ago people were afraid to not like jemily or speak negatively of jj. now i see jjslander blogs and constant jemily slander on the timeline. i feel safe

#i started being active on thsi blog in december but i’ve had it for a while lmao #except jj blogs tend to be super sweet #the only jemily blog ive interacted with was a fuck of fuck #but i am mutuals wirh a lot of super sweet jj blogs #nothing against jj or jemily. just an observation

[jjslander]

when emily left the show, there was a gaping hole

when derek left the show, i felt like it was unwatchable

when hotch left the show, the entire team dynamic was fucked

when jj left the show, it was rly easy to find fill-ins

i gotta speak my truth 😖🙏🏻

#yeah #this account is where i air my mean person thots tm #im sorry but like #Why do ppl find her interesting at all #she's so bland #jjslander #scheduled post

[hotchley]

BAU Members Ranked From Most to Least Likely to Try and Pull a Netflix On Me

(And I by “A Netflix” I mean “coming to tell me that I’m opressed by family and taking off my headscarf will solve all of my problems, even though my dad is the chillest person and nobody forces me to wear one)

1. David Rossi

2. Jennifer Jareau

3. Literally Everyone Else

4. Penelope Garcia because she would point out if my hair was showing and recommend different colours/make sure she always had a spare safety pin just in case

#/lh #although i'm serious about garcia #criminal minds #anti rossi #jjslander #wait does it have a space? #jj slander #why yes i am procrastinating my essay and reading #how could you tell?

[jjslander]

i genuinely do not believe ppl who say they 'dont get' why other ppl say that jj is a straight conservative christian republican when she literally

#jjslander

[jjslander]

wish someone more articulate than me would analyze how annoying jj was to will when they were dating but sadly that has yet to come to pass

#idk i just felt like she was so hostile to him #and for what #like married they seemed fine #but before that #idk #jjslander #talking

[jjslander]

if you hate spencer and youre a jj stan, it makes a lot of sense because she was rude as fuck to him throughout the whole show too

#jjslander #talking #hating on spencer is a lil ugly of u #but yknow #who am i to talk #oh wait yeah #i dont say i want to violently assault ppl #hm

[jjslander]

jj makes fun of penelope for having a crush on a guy she games with, dont you think she'd bully fandom group chats???

#you guys would literally be her high school bullying targets #bonk #jjslander

[jjslander]

just like reid is bi coded and emily is lesbian coded, jj is homophobic coded

#jjslander #scheduled post #she looks like the type to say #'ew u dont have a crush onnme do u' #and then get offended when u say no #she's the type to complain about gays in kids media #'i just dont want my boys to be influenced' #like she's not a violent homophobe #just extremely micro-aggressive

[jjslander]

not joking when i say that this is one of my favorite scenes in this whole show the first time i saw it i had to pause the episode and remember to breathe i laughed so hard jj is So Defensive like-

#jj baby #that isnt the tone of someone who wasnt a mean girl #EvEn GuYs LiKe YoU #uh #yeah... #mhm #what exactly do u mean by that? #inch arresting #jjslander

[jjslander]

ive just been informed that i reblogged a moreid insanity post onto this acc instead of my main. while i do formally apologize for this transgression, unfortunately i will not be removing the post, as i stand by it wholeheartedly. instead, i will simply add on to it by saying that if Spencer and Derek came out as a couple to the rest of the BAU, JJ would be the overly ""supportive"" straight friend, who, while trying to be supportive, instead just makes them extremely uncomfortable, in the same vein as those tik toks where the person is like 'id rather you just call me a slur'

#jjslander #talking #moreid

[jjslander]

jj and spencer has the absolute weirdest "romantic" back and forth i think ive ever seen between two characters. at no point did they ever have any level of romantic tension or connection and i genuinely think the only reason ppl ship them is bc 1) they look a lil like jj and want to be her in that situation or 2) are canon diehards and just commit everything they're given on screen to heart mind and soul.

that being said id like to hear of any jeid shippers reasonings that lie outside of these

#idek about this one guys #i even support jemily over jeid #and i dont hc jj as gay At All jskgsjgs #just let the corn girl be w baby face husband #sjshdksk #jjslander #scheduled post

[jjslander]

jj stans are so interesting bc they pick the most heteronormative girl on the show and say 'yes❤️ canon lesbian behavior❤️' when she blinks it's so bizarre to me tell me more about how she's an icon

#emily is literally Right There #and High Femme Penelope #Alex Blake fandom mom hello?? #jjslander #scheduled post