Obsessed with the concept of nations having different human names over the years. Like, whether they're picked out by the nations themselves, or by other nations, they can have so much meaning.
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kripke is like the state is like your family. and the state is bad. but its existence is necessary so that real men may live outside of it. but you’re still dominated by the ultimate authority (your dad). and dads are bad but they’re men and being a man is good. but being a macho man is bad so you have to fight with your dad to be better than him. but that means you’re a freak. and freaks are not real men but that means you’re not like everyone else which is good because conformity means you’re submitting to social forces. what was I talking about again
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Why is “I” the only pronoun we always capitalize? Like if you’re referring to yourself with a capital I then why aren’t you also referring to yourself with a capital M in Me? I think if You’re supposed to always capitalize I then We should be capitalizing all pronouns. If I said My pronouns are He/Him with capital letters is that allowed or will I get arrested by Big Grammar
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what if i choose to believe that one of the reasons alistair has the job of handling the new recruits and their questions is that he knows several languages, including trade tongue, dwarven, orlesian, etc. from his good chantry education, and also his native fereldan (the redcliffe version anyway) and at least one city elf dialect from growing up with the servants. this is how the warden translates at first if they have an alternate native language and also how they cope in places like orzammar if they don’t speak the language
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saw the post about dwarven tax/inheritance fraud where you list friends etc as nephews. would like to know more about how that works. does it only work within the context of orzammar's legal system or has it spread outwards to be used by surface dwarves etc and is varric listing hawke and co as his nephews? how does it tangle things up if anders gets listed by both brosca and varric? also when/how did oghren die? bc i feel like it was implied he was dead.
It's really more of an Orzammar thing because on the surface, it's not considered as taboo or unusual to have someone who isn't directly related to you in your will, at least not among lower-class and Ascendant families. It still happens in Kalna families though, but less often and at a much smaller scale than it does in Orzammar, because the Merchant's Guild is less likely than the Shaperate to let you get away with having A Lot Of Nephews.
anyways, there's a couple of reasons you might do this. Inheritance-wise, the reason this is done is mostly just to ensure that someone actually gets what you leave them. The contesting of wills is extremely common, especially in noble families, but it's so extremely much harder to successfully contest someone's right to what was left to them if they were a direct family member* of the deceased that most won't even try, so making someone your nephew is functionally as close as you'll get to a guarantee that that specific part of your will will go through as written.
*I'm still nailing down details on this but to be clear nephews, and more specifically your sister's sons, occupy a weird niche culturally and legally for dwarves, where in some cases a nephew is functionally the same as a brother or a son. A very direct and intimate family relation. Part of the reason that nephews are used for this kind of thing is because you can have the benefit of direct relation without having to explain why the person in question doesn't really look like you (your sister might already have a different mother or father than you and look very different, so it's easier to suspend disbelief)
Another reason, of course, is that being brought into your House may be a step up, caste-wise, for the "nephew" in question. This and the last thing are both often done in exchange for some other shady deal being done, much like adult adoption fraud in the real world. Like you pay me x amount and I'll move you up to the noble caste. You render x service and i'll guarantee you get y after my death. that sort of thing.
Another reason for adding a lot of "nephews" would be to increase the number of people in your House, which is a form of status symbol in Orzammar. Not really a thing on the surface though.
The Shaperate and the Merchant's Guild already don't cross reference very much, and a lot of Guild families are already not acknowledged at all in Orzammer, so getting listed by both House Brosca and House Tethras probably would never even come up. It's actually not fully unheard of to be acknowledged as a relation in both a surface and Orzammarian family simultaneously, though it does imply you're a skeevy person who does skeevy things lol.
Oghren being dead has been a thing in my canon for a while but unfortunately, I keep changing my mind about when that happened. He definitely died while fighting darkspawn, and it was either at the Keep in the battle at the end of Awakening (like in his one lower-affinity ending slide), or at some point during what is late act 1 in dragon age 2. Can't be more specific than that at this time.
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Forever thinking about my high school boyfriend who told me I’m built “like an anime milf”. I know he meant it as a compliment in his own twisted way, but all I heard as a seventeen year old is “you look like you already had kids” like can you fucking imagine. I know I have stretch marks but this is ridiculous
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Autistic people's love to sort things into arbitrary dichotomies something something the increasing number of meaningless microidentity labels something something queer discourse something something Goku versus Superman power level debates
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Hws Romania would have a tumblr blog. Thats it thats the post
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I think if I would figure out a way to focus enough to plan and outline and do research for my stories, and actually write the stories I want I could be a good writer.
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The thing about us when it comes to shipping is that we are... terminally aroace. If we like a character dynamic, forty-nine times out of fifty, we'll prefer it platonic- hell, five times out of ten, we won't even see the appeal of shipping the pair in the first place.
We'll toy around with a ship, but we won't commit to it, and on the rare occasion that we do something for a ship, it's almost always because one particular facet struck us as the sort of thing we wanted to explore. We tend to use romance and such as a joke, not an actual, serious Plot Element, and if there are any major ships in the fandom they tend to wear through fast, especially if it's difficult to find content without the ship.
There are exceptions, of course, but almost all of our interactions with shipping as a whole are through this lens. It's a joke, not a serious plot element, not something that can be singularily focused on, and definitely not something we particularly care to dedicate too much time to.
With this in mind, you have to understand that one-off nonsense crackships are hilarious to us, we spent a good chunk of our early writing years using a quadrant pairing generator to make Utter Nonsense, and we still think that shipping the Zommoth with anything that breathes is fucking hilarious.
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