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#kars is a bitchass motherfucker
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me the first time i see doppio:
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me the 875th time i see doppio:
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clackerstar · 5 years
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I’ve come to make an announcement!
Giorno Giovanna is a bitchass motherfucker. 
He kicked me in the fucking face. That’s right, he took his fucking peepee colored ‘stand’ out and he actually kicked me, and he said he wanted to BE FRIENDS. And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr blog.
 Giorno Giovanna, you’ve got dumb hair, it’s like three donuts but way uglier! And guess what, here’s what my hair looks like: PFFFGHGJHTHG. That’s right, baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that! It looks like Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog! He kicked me in the face, so guess what? I’m gonna KICK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SHINY METAL BALLS! Except I’m not gonna kick the mansion, I’m gonna go higher. I’m clacker-volleying the U N I V E R S E. How do you like that, KARS? I FILLED THE UNIVERSE WITH HAMON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the hamon d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I clacker-volley you, too!
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caestusarchivum · 2 years
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"Kars is a bitchass motherfucker, an' I stand by that."
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