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[no-chill-at-all]

#Going back to my room after yet another long day of being in the living room #spongebob #kendra #kendraaaleighh #nochillatall

[annushorribilis]

#WHAT THE FUCkHSJI KFLGLHLJEKVL how is this reALMFNGLTPHL existence is pain #existence is pain #rocky #sylvester stallone #wtf #donald j. trump #kendra #kendraaaleighh #annushorribilis

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

#tweet #food memes #relationships #adulting #kendraaaleighh

[bellybuttonblog]

#kendra.hester #kendraaaleighh

[the-queen-of-staves]

Tweeted

How can i make $300 really really fucking fast and don’t say work hard im not interested in that

— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) November 30, 2019

#IFTTT #Twitter

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The best 'Due to personal reasons' memes to get you through the day

Everyone needs to take a personal day sometimes. 

But we're sure that every HR department in the world is probably sick of the phrase "due to personal reasons" when someone requests the day off. After all, it could mean anything from "my great-aunt died" to "my nails need a fresh coat of polish and I don't want to finish this expense report today." 

The internet, of course, has taken this a step further to take a self-deprecating laugh at our best avoidant tendencies. 

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According to Know Your Meme, Twitter user @samelpan kicked off the round of over-the-top excuses, with this gem of a tweet.

due to personal reasons i will be passing away

— pig (@samelpan) February 6, 2019

It escalated with people expressing that they would be taking a day to engage in some questionable coping mechanisms and maybe not-so-healthy behaviors. 

Due to personal reasons i just took a shot of tequila

— Kendra Leigh (@kendraaaleighh) February 15, 2019

due to personal reasons, i am going to get hit by a car

— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) February 14, 2019

due to personal reasons i will be isolating myself and bottling up all of my feelings

— ahm (@uwua7mad) February 14, 2019

due to personal reasons I will not be holding myself accountable for my actions

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) February 15, 2019

due to personal reasons i will continue being a dumb bitch

— Char Cherette (@CharCherette) February 14, 2019

due to personal reasons I will be spending my entire paycheck in one day

— bell (@anabellquinn) February 15, 2019

Some let us know that they would be taking some personal time to express their more... carnal emotions.

Due to personal reasons AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

— Brian: also known as Brian (@RexTestarossa) February 17, 2019

due to personal reasons i will be shedding my skin and traveling as a disembodied spirit

— madison (@motheromance) February 16, 2019

due to personal reasons i will be going completely off the fucking rails

— asia (@sadlilthingx) February 13, 2019

due to personal reasons i will b hurling myself into space

— ✰ samflower ✰ (@milkygoddess) February 14, 2019

Others said they would be spending their hard-earned free time in more unique and uh, interesting ways. 

Due to personal reasons, I'm eating a lasagna in my shower.

— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) February 16, 2019

due to personal reasons i will be going to applebees

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) February 15, 2019

https://joulejay.tumblr.com/post/182918793702/due-to-personal-reasons-im-suing-the-entire-human

due to personal reasons I will be stealing the Declaration of Independence

— brown anna kendrick (@meeracleshappen) February 17, 2019

due to personal reasons i will be selling skin care products to people from high school on facebook

— chuuch (@ch000ch) February 16, 2019

Due to personal reasons, I will be letting my cats grade my students’ exams this semester.

— Brian Cooper (@BrianCooperGeo) February 15, 2019

Due to personal reasons I will be putting myself in rice.

— Sαmeerαh. (@Amla_Sameerah) February 19, 2019

Due to personal reasons I will be naming my first born son Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez

— Briano (@byebriano) February 12, 2019

due to personal reasons that totally have nothing to do with bts tickets, i will be a stripper for a couple of days

— adela 🐸 (@BABYB0YTAEHYUNG) February 20, 2019

Of course, we all need to take a break from the monotony of daily life and practice self-care — but let's get real here for a second. Everyone is guilty of using unhealthy methods like excessive drinking, shopping sprees, and eating poorly to cope with pressure of adult responsibilities. 

So let's switch the script and say that due to personal reasons we will be taking time to check in with a friend. To make art. To eat a vegetable. 

And eventually, probably, finish that expense report.

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[wolkovitzky]

My little brother texted me this at 3am pic.twitter.com/e0yTucyyDE

— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) August 7, 2020

from Twitter https://twitter.com/wolkovitzky August 08, 2020 at 05:34PM via IFTTT

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[anditabagas]

29 Jokes About Trader Joe's That Are Too Darn Accurate

29 Jokes About Trader Joe’s That Are Too Darn Accurate

kendra @kendraaaleighh

Every single product produced by Trader Joes is fcking flame. it all tastes like it was handcrafted by joe himself in the kitchen of his humble abode. the crunchy mochi? Amazing. Everything but the bagel seasoning? Fuck me. salsas! cauli gnocchi! cookie butter!THE DESSERTS?! FIRE

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[helpimaliveoramidead]

Tweeted

How do people go to work everyday for like 30 years straight this fucking sucks

— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) February 10, 2020

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[johnnywizzz]

Tweeted

That’s okay if you’re sad and broke and ugly and lonely and bored and sad and ugly

— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) July 13, 2019

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[no-chill-at-all]

#4 year old #trapezoid #kendra #kendraaaleighh #nochillatall

[2shalabhsaxena]

Why do guys with a famous athlete as their avi always have THE MOST to say???????like fool we all know you aint Lebron you drive a 2007 honda civic and live in ur parents garage quit telling girls online that theyre ugly just because you have 3 inches of dick and 45 game consoles

— minion thot (@kendraaaleighh) February 24, 2019

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[bellybuttonblog]

Kendra

#kendra.hester #kendraaaleighh

[no-chill-at-all]

#a reGULAR...at SUBWAY #subway #kendra #kendraaaleighh #nochillatall

[no-chill-at-all]

#If i am hanging out with someone and they ask me to help them build something and i see them pull out a black and decker tool box #i will literally fake my own death and skip town before i have to assemble a fucking bookshelf using a minuscule set of directions from ikea #ikea #kendra #kendraaaleighh #nochillatall

[bellybuttonblog]

Kendra

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