#krishna x rukmini

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

#pt 2 on the way stay tuned #mahabharat #mahabharata #star plus mahabharat #starbharat #krishna x arjun #krishna x rukmini #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat nakul #nakula #arjuna #sahdeva #yudhisthir #bheem #mahabharat bheem #hindu mythology memes #hindu memes

[latent-thoughts]

A beautiful piece of art (I'm unable to find the artist) depicting Shri Vasudev Krishna carrying Princess Rukmini Devi to his chariot in the kingdom of Vidharbh (her homeland). She had sent him a letter in secret, expressing her love and devotion for him, asking him to come and take her to his kingdom as his bride. Her eldest brother, Rukmi, had arranged her marriage elsewhere, against her wishes. But she wanted to marry Shri Krishna.

Ultimately, her wishes prevailed because he came to Vidharbh in his chariot and whisked her away in front of everyone, including her brothers.

#vasudev krishna #krishna #kanha #rukmini #princess rukmini #rakhumai #krishna x rukmini #Mahabharat #mahabharata #romance #gopiblr #desiblr ki gopiyan

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Rukmini: There's a spider.

Krishna: *jumping from his seat* SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??

Rukmini: TAKE IT OUT!

Krishna: YOU SAW IT FIRST! YOU TAKE IT OUT!

Rukmini: YOU'RE THE MAN!!

Mohini: Since when?

Dialogue credit: Hardstop Lucas

#Plot twist: that spider was Arachne #Update: Rukmini took it out cuz Krishna wanted her to overcome her fears lol #hindu mythology #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #hindu memes #mahabharata memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #incorrect hindu quotes #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect mythology #krishna #rukmini #krishna x rukmini #mohini #hinduism #desiblr #hardstoplucas #hindu myths #hindublr #hindu gods #krishnablr

[stxrrynxghts]

"Oh, surely you wish to marry him, Rukmini."

No. Rukmini did not wish to marry Shishir, the idiot friend of her even more idiotic brother.

She didn't like Shishir. She didn't like the way he stared at her, as if he were imagining her naked. She didn't like the way he touched other girls, even when they clearly disliked his touch.

Rukmini was repulsed by him.

And then Krishna entered her life.

He was in her college, her senior. He was a handsome man, tall and muscular, with a complexion darker than hers, brown curls and a dimpled smile.

Needless to say, she had fallen for him.

She hadn't lost her heart to him, of course. Rukmini discovered that it had always been his, and he had just given it to her for safe keeping.

He was charming and he was kind. He would hold her hands in his, and smile at her, as he would take her down to the college mess for lunch. He would stare into her eyes as if she were his whole world as he brushed a strand of hair that had escaped her braid.

He was her everything.

And yet, Rukmini was promised to Shishir. Unacceptable. Sometimes she felt she was cheating on him. But then, they hadn't been engaged. She wasn't even in a relationship with him, so it wasn't cheating, right?

And then, she was pulled out of college, to marry Shishir. She wasn't allowed to complete her education. Then they found about her love for Krishna. And here she was, two months later, being decked up, to get engaged to the man she hated from the bottom of her heart.

She had left Krishna without any explanation. It was for his own good, yes. Shishir had connections with certain gangs. If he wanted, he could get Krishna killed. Rukmini could bear his hatred, but she couldn't bear his death.

Every time she remembered the day she had left him, she would cry for hours. Two years of love and care had been destroyed in a moment.

She met him in the park they always met in. He had looked at her, with a strange calm in his eyes, as he clasped her hands, and brought them to his lips.

And like the cruel demon she was, Rukmini wrenched her hands away, saying how she couldn't meet him anymore, and that she didn't love him. There was hurt in his eyes, but Krishna didn't stop her, didn't say anything, didn't follow her as she left.

She was brought back to reality, as Shishir's family arrived at their doorstep. Her friends ran to see the groom, and she was left alone, the poster of Rishi Kapoor staring at her.

A tear rolled down her eye, as she stared at her reflection. She looked very pretty, indeed. Breathtaking, honestly.

No.

Rukmini would not spend her life crying.

She would not bend in front of someone else's will.

She would live her life the way she wished to live it.

She would marry the man she wished to, she would do the job she wished to.

She would watch the films she wanted, eat the food she liked, travel the world as her heart pleased.

She would be her own master, and not her brother's slave.

She picked up the telephone and dialled a number.

"Hello?" An unfamiliar voice resonated from the other side.

"Hello. This is Rukmini. Please tell Krishna that I am going to run away from home two weeks from now, and if he will accept me despite all I have done, I will elope with him. Thank you."

She cut the call, feeling proud of herself.

It felt good to make her own decisions.

#mahabharat #mahabharata #hindu mythology #krishna #rukmini #krishna x rukmini #should i make a part 2 of this? #any guesses who the “unfamiliar voice” is?

[krishakamal]

𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 // 2

KRISHNA : I'm gonna ask you a question.

RUKMINI : Okay.

KRISHNA : Don't freak out.

RUKMINI : Fine.

KRISHNA : Do you like me?

RUKMINI : ..........What do you mean do I like you?

KRISHNA : Like...... Do you have a crush on me?

RUKMINI : .........

RUKMINI : Madhav, we've been married for like 5 years now—

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Saw this post and it reminded me of them 🤭

#krishna #desiblr #rukmini #hinduism #desi tag #desi tumblr #hindu mythology #hindublr #kamal's quotes #krishnablr #krishmini #krishna x rukmini #indian mythology #incorrect quotes #indian memes #desi memes #krishmini Incorrect quotes

[kanha-mohana]

So I read this Krishna x Rukmini fic today, which also had hints of Krishna x Radha every few paragraphs, and while the plot would've made for an excellent drama fanfic if it was revolving around average humans, it just seemed plain disrespectful in this regard. I just don't get why people can't seem to accept the fact that Vrindavan, Radharani and the gopis, and Dwarka and all the wives, were two separate phases of Kanha's life. I really don't get why fics (and even some stories and folktales, I'm sorry but it needs to be said) involving him have to have some sort of comparison between those two phases, and why one has to be given precedence over the other. I get the fact that what the gopis felt for him was the purest form of devotion, but that doesn't mean his wives weren't devoted to him too. Why do fics like this always have to show Kanha giving more preference to Vrindavan and almost failing at being the picture perfect husband that he was to all his wives? He loved Radharani, yes we all know that. But that doesn't mean he also didn't love mata Rukmini. He wasn't some random man who didn't know how to find a balance between his youth/boyhood and his adulthood, he was the best of the best. Do people really think low enough of him to hold the thought that he wouldn't be able to separate his life in Vrindavan with his life in Dwarka? I admit, there are also some fics where he gives more importance to the wives than to the gopis, but the same point still stands. Just one phase of his life should not be given more importance than another phase, when we know how much of a multidimensional personality he was. Why do they always have to be compared, and the superiority of one female protagonist in his life be compared to that of another female protagonist? Why can't people accept the fact that both had their own importance? Why does one (or sometimes both) of them have to be left crying?

#desiblr #gopiblr #krishna #kanha #krishnablr #kanhaiya #hindu mythology #krishna x rukmini #krishna x radha

[hum-suffer]

Radha Rani in my brain: what exactly are you doing at 1 a.m?

Me: ....tiring myself to sleep because i messed up my sleep schedule and can only ever sleep when I'm tired to the point of yawning at every 3.5 minutes?

Krishna, watching me with popcorn: no, no, she's got a point. Continue

#desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #hindublr #hindu gods #incorrect quotes #Radha Rani #krishnablr #krishna #krishna x rukmini #rukmini #krishna is my bestie #he will encourage my delulu

[demonkidpliz]

Sorry about the lazy title. Tumblr is obsessed with Abhimanyu and Uttara so naturally I had to write about them.

#abhimanyu #uttara #krishna #rukmini #subhadra #arjun #mahabharat #starbharat #bhagvat puran #hindu mythology #mythological fiction #siwt #krishna x rukmini #pradyumna #rukmavati #charumati

[krishpremi]

Prem se bolo Radhe Radhe!💛💛💛

(accidentally Posted it twice hehe)

#krishna #love #krishna x rukmini #radhe radhe #radhe shyam #krishn #radhekrishna

[lonelysanatani-5000]

This edit = ❤️❤️✨

Rukmini Krishna ~ Arjun Krishnaa ( Draupadi) ❤️✨✨

Love Forever ❤️😘♾️

#Mahabharat #krishna x rukmini #rukmini #draupadi #arjun #Draupadi x Arjun #edit

[nehameghwal]

#faith in god #krishna bhakti #krishna bhajan #krishna radha #krishna art #krishna x rukmini

[khatu99]

आपका स्वागत है श्री राधे कृष्णा भक्ति संगीत YouTube चैनल पर! हम आपके लिए सबसे सुंदर और आनंददायक राधे कृष्णा भक्ति गानों का संग्रह करते हैं। यहाँ आप प्रेम, भक्ति और आध्यात्मिकता के आनंद को गीतों के माध्यम से महसूस कर सकते हैं। हमारे चैनल पर आपको आनंददायक राधे कृष्णा भजन, आरतियाँ, धुन, स्तोत्र और भक्ति गीतों की विविधता मिलेगी।

#krishna statue #krishna janmashtami #krishna bhatt #krishna x rukmini #krishna art #hinduism

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Krishna: I love you.

Rukmini: I love you more.

Krishna: *pulls out a +2*

Rukmini: *pulls out a +4*

Krishna: *pulls out an UNO reverse*

Balaram: *rubbing his temple*

#mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #hindu mythology #hinduism #hindu memes #mahabharata memes #incorrect hinduism quotes #incorrect hindu quotes #incorrect hindu gods #krishna #lord krishna #rukmini #krishna x rukmini #balarama #desiblr #hindublr #krishnablr #gopiblr #hindu myths #hindu gods #hindu mythology memes

[stxrrynxghts]

Stranger: *gesturing towards Krishna* is that man bothering you?

Rukmini: yes, but he is my husband. I signed up for this.

#hindu mythology #incorrect mahabharat quotes #krishna #rukmini #krishna x rukmini

[krishakamal]

𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐘𝐀

— Krishna x Rukmini

SYNOPSIS : Krishna has yet to meet his Sri but that doesn't mean that he does not know her heart.

KAMAL'S NOTE : Hey guys, I'm back with another RukminiShyam fic. This is a really short one.

Sakhi = Friend, Kaki = Aunty, Priye = Beloved, Sri = Mahalakshmi/Rukmini, Saawariya = Krishna/Tall, Dark & Handsome, Jaganath = Vishnu, Jagatmata = Lakshmi.

𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 // 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄

"Why do you look so downhearted, sakhi?"

Malini asked when she noticed the princess sitting on the window seat with a frowning face. Rukmini casted her a side glance before looking outside again, showing her friend that she had done something which upsetted the princess.

Malini thought back about the past events but she could not think about anything bad enough to upset Rukmini. Rukmini was not someone who would care about small mistakes.

Malini dropped the cloth she was folding and rushed up to Rukmini, "Sakhi, did I do something wrong?"

Rukmini nodded her head in 'yes'. Her lips curled up in visible a pout.

"What is it?"

Rukmini turned to Malini, "It rained this afternoon, right?" Malini nodded her head hasitentaly, she could already guess where this was going, "But none of you called me? Mina kaki told me, she saw you, Vijaya, Ridhima playing in the rain. Without me."

Rukmini snapped her face towards the window again. To be honest, Malini did feel a little bad for her sakhi. She knows just how much Rukmini loved rain.

Malini grabbed Rukmini's hand, "Please, don't be mad Vidharbhi. You were sleeping at that time and we didn't want to disturb you. You looked too peaceful sleeping."

"Stop buttering me." Rukmini muttered under her breath, "You are not the makhan chor."

"Ohhoo." Malini teased Rukmini, "Then why don't you tell you makhan chor to make it rain again?"

"D-Don't speak nonsense." Heat rushed up Rukmini's neck and cheek, colouring her red.

If I ask them he will, right?

Time passed in a flash and it was already night. Malini had left after making sure Rukmini was not mad at her. Of course she wasn't mad, Rukmini can never be angry with her sakhis.

Stars surrounded the moon in the sky. The kingdom of Vidarbha was lightened with lamps and lanterns. In the royal palace, Rukmini sat on the bed, reading a chapter of a novel before going to sleep as per her daily routine.

Suddenly, a sweet flute music started playing. The candle flickered on the nightstand when a gush of cold wind blew past the blinds, followed by the roaring sound of thunder. The thought of raining again made her lips curl up in a smile. Madhav!

Closing the book, Rukmini dropped it on the bed and rushed up to the window, pulling back the red and golden curtains. The one sparkling was now covered in kala megha. In no time, one raindrop hit the ground, then another and then another till it started pouring and wetting everything.

Rukmini grabbed the fabric of her skirt, lifted it up, and ran out of the room. Her feet stopped when it reached the garden. Standing in the middle of the garden closed her eyes and tilted her back. She raised her hand, palms facing the sky.

Rukmini felt the cold drops hitting her golden smooth skin. She felt his love pour on her in the form of rain. In an instant her long black hair soaking all the rain. They stick to her skin like glue. A sudden burst of joy hit her heart.

The surroundings disappeared. Only the sound of rain mingling with the sweet flute and the thought of her beloved. Her body moved on its own, spinning in circles. Soft laughs escaping her heart. The long skirt and her now wet hair whirling with her. The chiming of anklets joining the moment.

Rukmini danced without any care for the world. Between the colourful flowers Rukmini bloomed like a lotus does between dirt. Spinning, Rukmini bumped into something hard. She instantly grabbed it to steady herself. As she was about to open her eyes a hand palmed her eyes and another one wrapped around her waist.

"Mm-mm. It's not the time yet, priye." He teased her.

Rukmini huffed and shook her head, "Even now you are teasing me, Madhav."

"Just wait a little more? The day is near." Madhav said with a plea hidden in his voice.

"For you, Saawariya." She replied softly.

Krishna released Rukmini before grabbing her hand in his, He started twirling her, "So, is my beloved still sad that she couldn't dance in the rain earlier?"

Rukmini laughed, following his lead, "How can I be sad when you are here?"

The garden filled with laughter of two eternal consorts. The nature, the rain and the life witnessed their Jagannath and Jaganmata relish the moment. They witnessed Krishna doing maya leela for his Sri. They witnessed Lakshmi with her Narayan. They witnessed Rukmini putting all her trust in him and going along wherever he takes her.

Time flew by in a blink of an eye and it was close to dawn. But neither of them wanted to stop. Rukmini wanted to be with him as much as possible and Krishna wanted that just as much but that was not possible and they both knew that.

"Rajkumari Rukmini!" A panicked servant called and Rukmini's hand slipped off from Krishna's. Rain gradually came to a stop.

The smile never left her face as servants crowded her, throwing a warm and dry cloth over her shoulder. They started dragging her into the palace before she caught a cold.

Rukmini looked back where Krishna was supposed to but was now empty. Then Rukmini looked in her hand, the peacock feather he left behind. Only one man dazing in her head.

Saawariya.

Madhav.

Murli.

Krishna.

Krishna.

"KANHA!" Balram shouted, snapping his brother's attention, "What are you doing here at this time?"

Balram went out for a walk because his sleep broke early only to find his brother sitting on a stone, playing flute without any break and when he called him, Krishna didn't even hear him.

"Ji, Dau?" Krishna jumped down from the stone.

"What are you doing here?"

"Prem, Dau. Prem. Aap nehi samjhenge." Krishna gave him a mischievous smile before marching towards the castle.

© 𝐊𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑, 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃 — all content rights belongs to KRISHAKAMAL. Do not plagiarize any works and do not repost or translate onto any other sites.

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#—krishakamal #desiblr #krishmini #hinduism #krishna #hindublr #rukmini #desi tumblr #gopiblr #kamal writes #desi tag #shri krishna #krishna x rukmini #krishnablr #rukmini x shyam #rukminikrishna #Rukmini madhav

[mooonboy]

Rukhmini to Rukmi: no no stop. you come into my house and insult me and my husband who by the way is not that dramatic

Krshna, recreating the lion king opening scene with baby abhimanyu: it's the circleeeeee of life!

#HE DID THIS #and now im sad because he probably wanted to do this with baby pradyumna;_; #lemme go cri #desiblr #desi tag #bengblr #hindu mythology #krishna #rukmini #mahabharata x 2000s media #modern family x mahabharata #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharata #modern family #cameron tucker #cam and mitchell #mitchell tucker pritchett