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dauntless-dragayn · 5 years
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nobody asked for it, but i liveblogged my She ra s3 reactions
[ part one ┊ part two ]
spoilers, obviously (under cut bc it’s rather long)
episode one
DAMN THEY DID NOT HESITATE TO DIVE RIGHT INTO SHIT
(oh yeah this is a split season so that makes sense..)
FUCK SHADOWEAVER FUCK SHADOWWEAVER
Angela loses points for not having a proper prison but gains them right back for not letting Adora in to interrogate Shadowbitch
Glimmer: we shouldn’t let her manipulate you
Adora, immediately: //decides to manipulate / trick her friends
Side note, interesting episode title..
Adora’s friends: //arent fooled at all THANKFULLY
adora honey youre a terrible liar. and your friends are too smart
Catra bby..
SCORPIA BBY
Catra: i cant handle this emotionally vulnerable shit
GOOD THEYRE WATCHING ADORA
Aaand theyre asleep
Oh this is great
Glimmer’s target practice cjdhjdnf
Oh Adora wants to change Shadowbitch.. honey.
GLIMMER IS WITH HER GOOD
ANGRY GLIMMER !!!!!! PROTECTIVE GLIMMER !!!!!!!!!
God Adora calling out Shadowbitch is everything
LET HER DIE
DONT HEAL HER
GDI
YOU CANT TRUST HER
Fuck this is cool
Shadowbitch’s two reasons for (SUPPOSEDLY) turning is to get revenge on 1) Hordak and 2) Catra While im sure Adora is all behind the first one, she certainly wont let the second happen.
Okay but who SENT Adora through that portal??
“Don’t I get a say in what happens to me? Don’t I get a choice?!”
:’0
The worst thing about this is that LightHope is basically telling Adora the same thing the Horde did: you dont have a choice over your life, your ambitions, your responsibilities. Fuck LightHope.
“It is happening again.” HM
“Are you okay?” “I’m not sure yet.” baby.. i felt that
episode two
What a COOL shot of Adora
Fjejhd of coUrse Glimmer didnt tell her mom
Poor fucking Angela
Ive never related to Bow more in this moment ⁃ bird ⁃ Trying to navigate whEN FUCKIG GOOGLE MAPS ISNT WORKING- coughs i mean, the navigator machine
Oh shit Hordak cares about Entrapta
ADORA PUTS HANDS AROUND HER EYES IN PLACE OF BINOCULARS SKFBFJFNMC
“Just act tough” oh yall are so bad at this
its Her time
I just watched this clip of Huntara last night
Adora is gay
Huntara is also gay she was just FLIRTING with a WOMAN at the BAR
 The ‘purposefully gets names wrong’ gag will always be my favorite
ADORA’S ~TRYING TO BE SMOOTH~ VOICE IS HILARIOUS BUT ALSO.. 👀
 anybody got a map? oh wrong show sorry
listen i cant blame Adora how could you NOT be in love with her
OH SHIT WE CAN SEE HORDAK WITHOUT HIS ARMOR
Ugly ass twink bitch
Adora getting an outside perspective on the war and how it effects Etheria should be interesting
Wait where are Glimmer and Bow ?
Adora being called “blondie” 👌👌
ADORA WANTING TO IMPRESS HUNTARA ️‍👌🏳️‍🌈✨
Oh theyre there they just fell behind
Huntara led them into a trap didnt she
Gdi
Oh she took Adora’s sword fuck I mean ofc she did but mm That would be her only chance of escaping
HORDAK HISSING AT ENTRAPTA DKDJF
Okay Entrapta is a top
Hordak is a clone?? Bitch what
//falsely sympathetic voice/ aww hordak just wants to impress his higher up with planetary conquest..
they even called this expedition a roadtrip awe
Wow theyre really playing up this Hordak + Entrapta friendship and bonding huh
Oh Glimmer is such a badass
ADORA JUST FUCKING TACKLED THIS WOMEN WHOS TWICE HER SIZE TO THE GROUND
Bow: awkward HAH of victory
Glimmer: sticks her tongue out at the enemy
God i love this battle sequence so much
THE MUSIC!!!!!
Im watching it again
Adora’s laugh before she says “I AM She ra”  😍
Theyre both ex Horde soldiers oh shit!! One so trusting and one so fearful, so closed off to anyone
“I’m not gonna run anymore. I face my problems head on.” fuck yeah!!!
Netflix referring to Bow Glimmer and Adora as the “squad” omg
-rewatching the fight scene from 18:30-
diD HUNTARA JUST ROAR LIKE A LION?!
I love the repeating of lines to each other thats such a good trope too
“Thats mine!” ”Then come and take it.”
Also I like seeing Adora fight and pull off really cool moves but not like, flawlessly. Like her backflip- she almost falls. Or when she swings Huntara’s sword and it doesn whip out at first.
HUNTARA JUST ROARED AGAIN
ANOTHEr EXAMPLE OF THEIR MIRRORING IS WHEN HUNTARA HOLDS ADORA’S HEAD UP WITH HER SWORD AND THEN SHE RA DOES THE SAME
Thats totally foreshadowing the connection of their backgrounds with the Horde huh
The “‘You know about She ra?’ Heheh, I AM She ra” moment is so good okay I need to call it out again. The way she flashes her sword in front of her face? Amazing. Spectacular. Im gay-
The end of this episode be like: //women supporting women
Mara’s ship!! Dun dun dunnn 
episode three
Edgy Catra in the Crimson Waste shot: ✔️
“Nothing matters anymore!” :(
Hey that place looks familiar!
Isnt Scorpia FROM here?? How does she not know anything about it??
“Maybe I should have skipped force captain orientation eh?” THIS RUNNING JOKE DKFNFK
Catra bitching about Hordak is a whole mood
CATRA HISSING AT THat FROG THING SHE PUSHED FROM THE COUNTER IM-
Wait satyr lady never said the second rule Prettyyy sure the second rule is that no one annoys Huntara, but shes not here! So what the hell are YOU gonna claim it is?
Catra’s monologue in the bar is everything
Catra stealing the jacket is such a ME move i see a leather jacket i go feral
Bow you’re such a nerd ily
Well duh the ship is empty its been looted for years
Do your She ra thing i bet thatll uncover something //wiggles eyebrows
Yeehaw! Look at that i was right
Its not haunted theres a repeated message echoing ..
Scorpia you’re gay
Also IM gay Catra in a jacket is 👌😩
HER ORDERING PPL AROUND AT KNIFEPOINT IS 👌👌👌😩
 Aw look at Scorpia in her element
“Im gonna call you Kyle” KDHFKDJFJFK
Catra’s little smirk.. ️ ❤️️ Scorpia’s reaction is a whole mood
THEY DO MAKE A GOOD TEAM! ITS A GOOD THING SCORPIA FOLLOWED YOU HERE INTO EXILE H U H CATRA
That giant skull tho
OH ITS TIME IVE SEEN THIS CLIP
announcer voice: ITSSSSSS TONGUELASHOR
listen i know he’s an idiot with a dumb name and catra kicks his ass but i love me a buff lizard person,,
a broadcast.. oH ITS MARA HERSELF
“And I am gone.” sounds like.. something someone would say in a message if they didnt want to be looked for and found
Adora ... :(
Your frustration is so warranted
I wish i could give her answers
OH SHIT ITS MARA BUT NOT SHE RA-ED THIS TIME
“I was supposed to be the last.” wh..
Even Tongue Lashor’s insults are dumb
SCORPIA INTERRUPTING TONGUE LASHOR IS PRICELESS
HE EVEN SAYS “WHIP” KDHFJ
Catra mimicking his evil laugh..
Listen imma say it again (my scalie is showing) Tongue Lashor’s design is great
Catra just winked at Scorpia, yoURE GAAY
 @ Mara’s dialogue.. that was uh. A Lot The biggest thing that jumps out to me is the fact that theyre in an empty dimension?? And the fact that Mar BROUGHT A WHOLE PLANET there. Thats some real power. Oh yeah, and LightHope is lying / working against the She ras / wants to bring destruction to the planet. But thats not surprising
Oh hey darts! Now who took the dart gun..
oh thats right!
Catra and Adora time baby
 HEY ADORA
Adora is uh,, alone captured by Catra
This should be interesting
SCORPIA IN THE JACKET THOOOOO
“A toast to Scorpia” //clutches chest
Hey yall this is cute but reminder that cattadora is endgame
“When we go back” nahhh
Also fuck Catra heard that hologram??
CATRA BLUSHIG
“We could rule the Crimson Waste together!” Scorpia you are SO gay
“I have to go check on the prisoner” her ex
“Shadow Weaver left me for you..?” Uh fuck
She has tears in her eyes oh bby
I cant believe im already halfway through the season jfc fuck split seasons
(part two is up now!)
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ao3feed-kyman · 5 years
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You Don't Own Me
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2HWAIkH
by KennyTheOrange
Honestly don't know why I wrote this but here's the summary: Kyle and Eric are at a bar with this nasty drunk dumdum that desperately wants to grope the shawty, and Cartman only wants to drug the idiot and take his money. Long story short, one of the three gets a major ass whooping from a certain someone.
Words: 1476, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Categories: M/M
Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Original Male Character(s)
Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
Additional Tags: mentions of butters, Stripper AU, dont ask, Kyman - Freeform, the oc is fucking creepy, i hc kyle having blueish eyes, Kyle isnt a twink dont worry, he's just short, south park - Freeform, like really short, he's like 2 feet tall, i think its cyute, im really tired
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2HWAIkH
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