#lambert buys Jaskier a trumpet for Christmas

[underpreparedbard]

Geralt: I’m glad you talked me into going on vacation, Jask. I really need this.

Jaskier: Yeah…about that.

Geralt: What?

Jaskier: This isn’t a spa weekend.

Geralt: What did you do…

Jaskier: It’s a ska weekend. Here’s your trumpet.

#the witcher #jaskier #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #viscount de lettenhove #witcher #geralt of rivia #witcher netflix #geralt #witcher fandom #witcher meme #okay but just imagine it #Jaskier aggressively playing toss a coin on the trumpet #Geralt planning multiple creative ways to kill Jaskier with said trumpet #it just works #It gets to the last morning and Geralt thinks it’s finally over until he rolls over #Jaskier is at the side of his bed like DOOOOOT #and then Geralt never trusts Jaskier to take him away again #lambert buys Jaskier a trumpet for Christmas #he leaves the house with a trumpet shaped bruise on his face