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the-ravens-claw · 29 days
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Sebastian: do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
MC: what? No, I-
Leander: *enters room*
Sebastian: *jaw clenches*
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ominiscient · 1 year
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Sebastian and Ominis are so happy to see Professor Hecat shut Leander up about Levioso <3
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warauhodo · 6 months
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cause every time we touch i feel the static
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hollowwrites · 11 months
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Hallway Antics
Honestly, I do not understand when people write that Ominis gets or used to be bullied and that either MC or Sebastian stops it!
He is the Heir to Salazar Slytherin
Everyone knows this and therefore is just a naturally very powerful Wizard…Why would you even try it?
Also he’s a little sass bag I know he’d stand up for himself.
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Leander: Still moping about being a Slytherin, Gaunt
Ominis: I am ignoring you, you are beneath me
Garreth: (Snorts)
Leander: I’ve seen you hanging out with the new student and Garreth. Stay away from them. They don’t need your venomous words swaying them towards the dark arts
Garreth: (Looks between Ominis and Leander)
Ominis: (Slams book shut, standing) My Venomous words? How clever. But I’m not sure what words you’re referring to. Is it perhaps these…(speaks Parseltongue)
Garreth: (Eyes rolled back, stands and approaches Leander) Yesssss Masssster
Leander: Merlin…I’m…I’m leaving (Runs away)
Ominis: Thank you for the assist, Garreth
Garreth: (rubbing his eyes) Yeah no problem. Hurt my eyes though, I think I went too far. I’ve told him, you’re a nice guy…serves him right at this point.
Ominis: Oh…Thank you. Don’t ever call me master again though (chuckles)
Garreth: (funny little voice) Sorry Master
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slytherin-paramour · 1 year
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Had my first ever dream that featured HL characters!
I was on a ship going somewhere, think it was Amsterdam haha.
I'm sharing an apartment with Sebastian, Anne and I think Ominis, but he wasn't very prominent in the dream. Annes taking the piss out of me because Leander fancies me or something and Seb is jealously sulking about it.
Suddenly she finds that someone has sent me a gift but theres no tag on it. It's a jar full of random magical sweets and candies. I hear Anne laugh and shout something like "shagging candy" 👀😂
I go over to have a look, and find a note at the bottom of the jar with a name on it.
'Rednael Ttewerp' and Anne is like, who the fuck is that? Then it clicks and I laugh my tits off and take the paper over to moody Seb at the table in the corner. I sit down, staring at his beautiful face as I slide the paper over to him. It only takes a second before he rolls his eyes and laughs with me.
"Leander fucking Prewett. What a twat."
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😂❤️🐍🐍🐍
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ominous-corridors · 1 year
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leander: *exists*
sebastian: you’re a bitch.
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cursedonyx · 9 months
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Idk, it made *me* laugh.
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blueberrydinosaur · 9 months
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Not me being stressed out and starting over Hogwarts Legacy again.
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hufflegruff · 11 months
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I apologise in advance for the leander slander, i just couldn't help it.
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fablefics · 11 months
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Rivers and Roads Sneak Peak - Chapter 20
Just had to share this snippet of Rivers and Roads (my massive Hogwarts Legacy rewrite) because it made me giggle. Chapters 1 - 16 are currently up on AO3 if you'd like to read the rest, and I should have the next two chapters up in the next couple of days, once I have the energy to proofread them.
“They’re in the other greenhouse. It’s just at the end of the footbridge leading out of this room. Your classmate, Mister Prewett, has kindly offered to accompany you,” Professor Garlick motioned up the stairs where Leander was waiting. “Come back and see me when you’re finished. Oh, and – mind your fingers, they do bite.”
“Wait,” Melody tried to protest but it was too late, Professor Garlick had walked away and was talking to a Hufflepuff girl.
Melody looked up at where Leander was waiting for her with a smug look on his face. She crossed her arms, annoyed that he was going to be her guide. Before she could walk away she felt two hands on her shoulders and Sebastian pulled her back into his chest, “Good luck with this one, darling. I won’t be there to help you this time.”
“I don’t need your help, thank you very much,” Melody frowned at him before going to meet Leander.
The Gryffindor smiled at Melody as she approached him, but she did not return the favour, “Come now, Melody, this will be fun.”
“You and I have two different ideas of fun,” Melody told him.
“Up these stairs will take us to the Chinese Chomping Cabbages,” Leander motioned up the stairs, completely ignoring Melody’s comment, “Your lead.”
“What an excellent guide you are, Leander,” Melody scoffed as she led her housemate up the stairs, “What do I need you for anyway?”
“Protection,” Leander said smugly as they crossed the walkway above the greenhouse and headed towards the other greenhouse, “In case you can’t handle the cabbages.”
“Do you think I need your protection?” Melody laughed, “I did beat Sebastian in a duel.”
Leander frowned at the comment, “I would have put Sebastian in his place myself. I mean, I would’ve, if Hecat hadn’t stopped me.”
“You mean stopped the dragon skull from crushing you?” Melody rolled her eyes, which Leander couldn’t see since she was walking ahead of him.
“Typical Slytherin trick, dropping a dragon skull on someone during a fight. We Gryffindors fight with honour,” Leander suddenly grabbed Melody’s hand and pulled her to face him, “But you know that, don’t you, Melody?”
“Honour,” Melody laughed, trying to hide how uncomfortable she was with how close Leander was to her, “Whatever helps you sleep at night, Leander.”
“I sleep like a baby, just right across the common room from you,” Leander laughed, “We are Gryffindors, Melody, you and I have more in common than you and that Slytherin ever will.”
Melody shoved Leander away from her, “I am nothing like you.”
Without another word Melody turned and stomped away from Leander, trying to keep her cool so she didn’t end up in detention. She descended the stairs that led into the other greenhouse, where she spotted some yellow and orange cabbages that had huge mouths in the middle, with massive, sharp teeth. 
“Those are the cabbages,” Leander said dryly, he had lost all interest in continuing to talk to his housemate.
“I guessed,” Melody snapped, she wondered if she threw one of them at him which parts it would bite first.
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the-ravens-claw · 2 months
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Sebastian: all in all, a 100% successful trip.
MC: but we lost Leander.
Sebastian: all in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Was hanging out with a few friends on Sunday and one of them had a son a couple of years ago. I’d completely forgotten his name and she’s like “oh, it’s Leander” and I went “… how nice” 🫣🥴
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girl-named-matty · 2 months
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Sebastian: You think that's cringe? Parent's wait nine months just to end up calling their kid Leander. Leander: HEY!!!
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legacyshenanigans · 11 months
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Leander: Does anyone have any special abilities?
Sebastian: I can read palms.
Leander: No you can't?
Sebastian: I can! *nudges ominis* Ominis, I can read palm's, can't I?
Ominis: He can. *smiles* its amazing. He's very talented at it.
Leander: Go on then! *gives his hand*
Sebastian: *seriously takes Leanders hand and checks it thoroughly, feeling it and looking* Hmm..Interesting.
Leander: ...What? What is it?
Sebastian: *leans forward* Goodness me, Leander..
Leander: *leans forward* Tell me..
Sebastian: *wide smile* Your palm says you a lil bitch.
Leander: *rips his hand away from Sebastian* Oh you fucking wanker *frowns*
Sebastian and Ominis: *laughing*
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slytherin-paramour · 1 year
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One for the Leander fans. Are there any Leander fans out there? 😂😂👀 Physically pained me to make these 😂
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