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prokopetz · 2 days ago
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Folks keeps talking about how this or that modern marvel that would supposedly kill a medieval peasant on sight, and like, buddy, you’re talking bout someone whose notion of what the world outside their village is like is informed principally by fourth- and fifth-generation copies of Roman Catholic bestiaries whose contents are ultimately cribbed from fucking Pliny the Elder. You think you’re going to be able to come up with anything at all that freaks this person out?
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mcmoth · a day ago
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Guys its okay the cclingy duo lore will be tubbo and techno going to search for michael and during that they stumble upon tubbos now fortified old house, and tubbo is like "😧...." and he walks in and Tommys there hyperventilating and hes just ???!?? and Tommy looks up and sees him and Techno and he glares at the pig and they yell or something because fucckk that man freed his fkin abuser!! And technos pissed so he leaves and now cfirework duo and the potential writing disaster that could arise is averted yaY!!!! And were left with just ClingyDUo!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
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rocketpoweredsillies · 7 hours ago
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the masculine urge to just. walk away and keep walking. like, wall in the way? just walk up it. someone tries stopping you? clip through them and keep going. come across a large body of water? no big deal man, just walk across it. be perpetually in motion. go with the flow but not like, a predetermined flow, i mean fucking create a new flow and go by it. make up your own rules and laws and moral compass. you are your own person with your own thoughts and you just need to keep walking it does not matter which "obstacles" are in your way. just walk and walk and walk. break the laws of physics, hell even reality itself if you have to, just make sure you keep walking.
am i going crazy does this make sense to you all
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sunfoxfic · an hour ago
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trying to convince myself to write plagg saying "calm your tits" to Adrien. I don't know why but I can't do it
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deboracabral · 3 months ago
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I think about this meme every single day
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tiergan-andrin-alenefar · 4 months ago
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*wears feminine shit but in a distinctly transmasc way that pisses you off for some reason you can’t quite explain*
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quaintpanic · a month ago
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traumasurvivors · 4 months ago
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Healing is fucking hard. And you’re allowed to struggle, fall back or even take a break from it. None of that makes you weak.
You’ll make it.
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tiktoksthataregood-ish · a day ago
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mcmoth · 11 days ago
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Cc!Dream is so funny as a writer. I imagine he was just like "Hmmm there's c!dream apologists you say...... ok. I know what to do *makes his silly minecraft oc commit violent atrocities no man could dream up*" Like he just keeps getting more fucked up, it's hilarious. Every time he sees c!dream be called 'misunderstood' he just makes him torture people more. King shit!!
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butterflyinthewell · 2 months ago
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kaotical · 7 months ago
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papyrus undertale does a swear
ko-fi
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greenskellyblob · 7 months ago
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the-irken-pony · 3 months ago
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No one talks about how profane Spamton is. He swears so much more than other characters in Deltarune, and to a teen even. It’s to the point where even the evil controlling force puppeteering him is actively censoring him.
This tiny little disaster businessman swears so much it’s so funny
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kiokodoodles · 7 months ago
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The day has arrived where I can post Papyrus saying fuck
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inkz123 · 7 months ago
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"Sorry but...I think ur pasta doesn't taste that great..."
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...He took that personally.
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stabbyhandsmcmike · 10 months ago
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Experimenting with more stuff.
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prokopetz · 14 hours ago
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I had a dream last night that I was present at the court of Tsar Nicholas II for some unspecified reason when a rival wizard showed up to challenge Rasputin. The rival performed all sorts of miracles like flying through the air and transforming into a fox and such, and I remember dream-me wondering how Rasputin was going to get out of this one, because everybody knows he doesn’t really have magic powers, right? But then Rasputin just walks up to the rival wizard, whips a sword out of his robes, and fucking cuts the guy’s head off, then blandly remarks to the mass of horrified onlookers that he couldn’t have been much of a wizard if he can’t even survive getting his head cut off with a sword.
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