anyway bearnelli in the Lestappen Ice Cream Shop AU based off @lestappenforever and @thearchercore’s headcanons/fic is RBR Junior Kimi being dragged to Milan by Max ‘for bonding!’ when really he’s just trying to show Charles this cute little Italian kid who’s a red bull driver and “see! you can be a fan now!!” while Kimi is just :)ing his way through the meeting while Charles and all the regulars lamenting how red bull has corrupted this perfect little tifoso
Charles has the bright idea of bringing out Lec Employee Ollie Bearman whom he swears can help “bring Kimi back to the light side” and Kimi just short circuits cause “Omg cute boy” and Charles just sends Ollie to sit with him and talk about Ferrari, the whole store just witnessing Kimi get more and more infatuated and realize that “oh no we created another one Enzo Forgive Us”
Someone inform Max that Charles is willing to send him icecream. I gotta know his reaction to tasting it AND knowing he basically gets a lifetime supply of Vanilla icecream
Okay Charles, not to toot my own horn here, but I think my ice cream names are a little more imaginative. Happy to offer my services to LEC. Although I do really like Vanillove.
i'm a simple girl: lec ice cream by charles leclerc is not available in the supermarkets where i live (south italy) so ofc the first thing i do when vising my gf (in the north of italy) is an ice cream hunt.
on a scale from 1 to 10 how crazy and impulsive would be to buy a ticket to Italy after even my fucking aunt that lives in the other side of the country (using Milan as a point of reference) tried LEC and my whole family has sent me their own personal review?
all fun and games but why would you mention counting calories and feeling guilty in an ice cream advertisment 😔 nobody should feel guilty about ice cream ever
Sometimes I wonder if Charles is on Tumblr or AO3 skimming through AUs, thinking, "Wow, detective Leclerc chasing down thieves. How cool would that be." or "Hmm, me as a pianist. I could do that..." or "Oh, in this one I own an ice cream shop. That sounds like fun!"