paint him red ! max v. x ofc (ferrari!ofc)
summary: alfrieda "dina" ferrari is a granddaughter of the late enzo ferrari, and everybody wanted her. OR how everyone found out that max verstappen is dating an important figure from ferrari- no they're not talking about charles leclerc.
content warning: max and ofc are saucy and i love it, use of explicit language, briefly mentions daniil kvyat x ofc, fashion designer!ofc, utter nonsense mostly, ferrari soc media admin being themselves, shitty italian and dutch translation, italian gp, lestappen
note: it's been in my mind hehe enjoy xx
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[translation: i'm very proud of the tifosi this weekend. charles and carlos, as always, they do their best to get the best result from the competition and they have never failed to keep ferrari's morale high, especially during the italian grand prix. thanks to the team and to the fans who welcomed me with open arms after attending my first race in ten years! let's keep working hard! forza ferrari!]
tagged scuderiaferrari, carlossainzjr, charles_leclerc
liked by olliebearman, arthur_leclerc, maxverstappen1
scuderiaferrari bentornata, dina! ❤️ welcome back, dina! liked by alfriedina
carlossainzjr grazie per l'amore 😍 thank you for the love! liked by alfriedina
charles_leclerc very glad to race with you there, frieda!!! 😝🥰 liked by alfriedina
user1 nvm maybe we can still forza this ferrari 🥰🤕
user2 the whole grid stay simping for her 🙄
user3 if a literal ferrari pulls up in the grid with all the class and all the beauty, i wouldn't blame the pilots for drooling 🥲
user4 she and kvyat woulda ate tho 🤧 can you just imagine him pulling up to the grid in ferrari clothes and a ferrari gf??
user5 maxie whatcha doin in dina's ig post 😲🤨
user6 at least she's not a mercedes 🤭 how awkward that'd be
tagged maxverstappen1
liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris, lewishamilton
charles_leclerc LMFAOOOO SIMP
user1 CHARLES THATS YOUR BOYFRIEND BYE-
landonorris it's what he deserves 😌
user2 ain't no way charles is clowning max for being left with red lipstick marks when we all know bro wears charles' red button up every night in bed 😩
user3 this isn't canon; it's a fact
scuderiaferrari this doesn't look good for us admins but EAT IT UP DINA EAT IT UP ❤️🔥😍
redbullracing this isn't who we are scuderiaferrari
scuderiaferrari bro are we about to kiss 😳
user4 ADMIN PLS NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
scuderiaferrari my bad 🤗
carlossainzjr scuderiaferrari wtf 😕
scuderiaferrari sorry carlitos 😖 we're just admiring here
user5 so real for that admin 🤩
maxverstappen1 schilder me zoals je wilt, mijn liefste 🥰 paint me however you'd like, my love liked by alfriedina
alfriedina finché vuoi, tesoro mio 😘 as long as you want my darling
redbullracing maxverstappen1 is this who we are? is this who we represent? 😰😨
user6 scuderiaferrari is the scarlet team and redbullracing is the scarred team 🤣
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when they're athletes — shinobu, kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu
Author’s Note: disclaimer that ~my sport (growing up) was gymnastics 😅, but heyyy my ex played basketball?! 🤪
when they’re athletes — shinobu, kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu
Kocho Shinobu x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader
Word Count: ~1,300
CW: explicit language, mild sexual content
Suggestion Fulfilled: Imagine Sanemi, Giyuu, Kyojuro, Shinobu (but really you can imagine whoever) being really good at sports while in school/university, so good they're probably popular af and team captain. I imagine Shinobu and Kyojuro playing baseball, Giyuu playing basket and Sanemi playing soccer hehe I love the idea of a s/o being there to support them, maybe someone that's not as talented/popular (cheesy but I'm a sucker for clichés) who gets embarrassed when they win a match and just run to them to kiss them in front of everyone!
~faqs, image~
I ended up choosing diff sports than the prompt suggested, mostly bc Idk a lot about a lot of sports 💀
Anywho-
Onward! 😆
(college au btw)
Diver ?? 💧
Lokwey struggling to think of a sport where you can be both short + weak 🫠
No hate to Shinobu, but it’s literally canon that she isn’t ~especially strong 😅
That being said, she’s so elegant and precise and fast
+ brave, so she would totally be awesome w/ 10m (33ft) diving 😍
You go to all of her meets, and only feel a lil envious when she waves @ you from the bubbling warmth of the hot tub
Like, do you feel like flinging yourself off a 10am platform?
No 💀
But do you wanna join her in the hot tub?
YES 😌
You’d also be 100% willing to pat her down w/ a fluffy towel in between each incredible dive 🙃
You’re her #1 photographer/videographer
She uses your vids to study her form + improve her technique
Her coach has actually patted you on the back before 👍
“Thank you [y/n], Shinobu’s lucky to have you!”
11/10 Shinobu (lovingly) embarrasses you whenever she makes it on the podium
Heart hands in your direction, and your direction only 🫶
Will shout your name if it’s a smaller meet 🗣
There’s no escaping the swivel of amused, endeared glances 🫣
“THAT’S MY WONDERFUL PARTNER!” 🗣🗣🗣
Bonus? She def has a towel w/ your face on it
Will occasionally make a (subtle) show of patting her breasts + butt (w/ aforementioned towel, ofc) 😇
#fuuuck 😏
—I’ll actually do baseball hcs for Kyojuro, bc Ik ~stuff about baseball (I think) ⚾️
You have a poster that consists only of photos of his ass in his scrumptious baseball uniform 😌
Do you bring it to every game?
Maybe
Do you receive glares from parents w/ young children?
Yes 😬
Do you care?
Not particularly 😃
Kyojuro pretends to be embarrassed, but he’s also totally pouted post-game about, “While I appreciate my favorite person attending my game, where was my favorite poster?” 😭
If he’s invited somewhere post-game, then he always invites you to join
Do his teammates tease him?
Of course 😆
Does he mind?
Not at all❣️
Do you mind?
A little, but it’s hard to feel too self-conscious when he’s squished happily and hot into your side, one hand feeding you fries off his plate, the other intertwined sweaty and content w/ yours 🍟😋
Kyojuro 11/10 has a fanclub (not started by him, but by the swarm of—mostly—women who religiously attend his games)
Surprisingly (bc let’s be positive for these hcs lol), they’re relatively accepting and supportive of you
Sure, you might be known as Kyojuro’s Partner™ (nobody’s bothered to learn your name)
After all, they’re there to see him, not you 🤪
But w/ the constant grins, waves, hearts, and winks directed toward you (by him) throughout his games, it’s impossible to deny the position you hold in his life ❤️🔥
And his fans would rather be on his good side aka respect you than upset him
When you’re absent from a game, he’ll more often than not be asked, “Kyojuro !!!!! Where’s your partner ????? Are they okay?! Tell them to feel better soon!” 🥺
Bonus? He likes when you smack his butt and leave your handprints in the dirt and dust on his pants 😂🥰
GYMNAST
—I am biased (as an ex gymnast heh), albeit men’s gymnastics is pretty diff from women’s
—But come on 😤
—The man already goes practically shirtless in canon, so why not have him do a sport where he can still be mostly shirtless ????? 🤠
Sanemi’s tough, fearless to the point of recklessness (thank fuck for his strict, supportive coaches), and muscular af
Absolutely an all-arounder
He’s got the power for vault and floor, the strength for rings, the precision and agility for parallel bars and high bar, and the balance for pommel horse — plus #endurance for days
Prob excels a tad more on vault, floor, p bars, and high bar (more dynamic/high energy), but he’s still ART to watch on any event 😍
Could care less about his scores — he just wants to have fun doing dangerous stuff 😎
Ofc, he’d be pissed if he lost by a slim margin 😑
But if he obvi won or obvi lost, then he’s more chill
Like: “Cool, what’s next?”
Makes him enjoyable to watch bc he focuses primarily on performing entertaining/thrilling routines
Not a stress ball about results or perfection
When he does win a medal/trophy, he gives it to you for safe keeping 🏆🥇🥈🥉
If you don’t want it, then he offers it to someone else from the meet that he admired
“Awesome double double on floor bro”
“Sick landing on vault dude”
“Your flexibility is insane”
—How realistic is his offering-his-medal/trophy-to-another-competitor? Not super realistic (at all 😆), but it’s the thought that counts, and this is fanfiction teehee
LOVES bringing you to the gym
If you’re also a gymnast, then he totally tries to teach you men’s skills, and ~demands to be taught women’s skills
Is salty af when they’re much harder than he anticipated 😒
If you’re not a gymnast, then he’s surprisingly patient w/ you
Is happy to teach you basic skills, or just set up a cozy, safe spot for you to watch him practice 🤍
Will occasionally pretend to fall/mess up bc he lowkey adores you fussing over him
If it will get him kisses, then he does not care about maintaining his angry, buff facade 😌
On that note, his teammates know better than to even fake flirt w/ you
Sanemi will legit growl
And if his shirt was on before, well, now it’s off 😶
And his abdominals, pectorals, everything are no joke 😵💫
On the flip side, you don’t have to worry too much about ppl fawning over him (despite his looks + constantly breaking university records w/ his scores), bc 99% of the time he’s so damn glower-y/unapproachable 💀
Bonus? When they get too thick, he lets you pick off his callouses #oddly satisfying 😂
Dancer
—I was originally going to do Rock Climber!Giyuu hcs, but decided I shouldn’t indulge myself too much 😅 (I rock climb 🧗🏻♀️)
From tap to jazz to hip-hop, salsa, and a lil bit of ballet, Giyuu’s fluent in most genres of dance 🕺🩰
Even w/ niche genres, he’s able to learn combinations fairly quickly
Doesn’t consider himself particularly ~swaggy, but you swear he slips into a diff persona when he’s on stage
Aka, he’s 110% swaggy 😎
Joined the university dance team as a freshman, and was co captain by sophomore yr 👌
Ironically shy about dancing in ~general public, but encourages you to let loose when you go clubbing
He swears you’re better (at dancing) than him, but you suspect that has something to do w/ how most of your dancing together involves grinding 🫢 (as well as adorable dancing-in-the-kitchen-@-2am 💙)
That being said, if a dance circle forms, and you ~gently push him into the center (while ignoring his look of betrayal ☹️), then he will be devastatingly smooth and beautiful w/ whatever move he pulls off 😍
Has been scouted by professional dance companies, but is committed to finishing his degree first
Your future matters to Giyuu as much as his own, and signing professionally would be a huge change + opportunity that he isn’t willing to make/take unless you’re on board 🥺
And dw, he would never resent you if you weren’t ready
As much as he loves dancing, he cherishes you equally — prob more 🥰
Doesn’t mind ~intimate dances, but communicates openly and immediately w/ you about them
He doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea about the months long project he’s working on that involves him shirtless ~most of the time 🙃
And he highly values your opinion, so including you in choreography sessions, rehearsals, etc is special to him 😁
Doesn’t like using social media himself, but is totally comfortable w/ you running his Instagram 📱
You always choose the best photos from photoshoots, treat his followers to the occasional thirst post 🤤 (that only you, his dear partner, could ever come up w/), and reading NSFW DMs from random ppl in his inbox somehow makes him adore you more 😆💘
Bonus? He’ll frequently drape his dance team jacket across your shoulders — he appreciates knowing you’re warm AND wearing his name 😇
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