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i-am-very-not-aight · 2 years
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Iruma: From now on we will be using code names.
Iruma: You can address me as Eagle One.
Iruma: Azz is “been there done that”.
Iruma: Lied is “currently doing that”.
Iruma: Purson is “it happened once in a dream”.
Iruma: Clara is “if I had to pick a gal”.
Iruma: And Sabnock is..
Iruma: Eagle Two
Sabnock: Oh thank god.
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yuno-karei · 8 months
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[Image ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic based on incorrect quotes. Opera in the first image says "I scare people sometimes because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there. " with a sigh. In the second image, it's a bottom up shot with Kalego squatting on top of a cupboard, scared shitless while holding onto a spray bottle and pointing it at Opera in an attempt to defend himself. "How did you get into my house!? " he asks. A bit of the back of Opera's head is shown in the bottom right corner of the image, and their ear wiggles while they reply "Exactly. " in delight. End ID]
Yeah.
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luxthestrange · 6 months
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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#45 Master~
Opera*Blinks seeing You grab their hand and put something in it...closing their palm for them not see,...then leaving them confused as you run away*???
Opera*Opens palm*...!?!?
Opera*Holding a tiny plush...of Iruma wearing a fluff-lego onesie...two cute things they love in one*...
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-In the Teacher's Faculty Room-
Opera: I think I'm falling for My Master
Kalego*Glaring at him from across his desk, Knowing who they are talking about...Iruma's hot parent* Then get up.
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incorrect-mairuma · 5 months
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Iruma: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!
Balam: Iruma, that's PTSD...
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Lied: you’re a wanted boy, Iruma
Iruma: that’s impossible, i wasn’t even a wanted child
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naehja · 1 year
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Store Worker: Would M. Kalego Naberius please come to the front desk?
Kalego, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Iruma and Lied*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Iruma and Lied, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Kalego: I didn’t even bring you here with me-
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Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3
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The long-awaited, the sequel of a sequel, ✨ Mairuma Incorrect Quotes ✨Get ready..*finger guns* to be disappointed!
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Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #1
Purson: Lied? Ah hell no he's definitely not straight.
Camui: As much as I agree he doesn't really look like a demon who only has one gender attraction however, he never really shown any other type of gender other than the wonderful females.
Purson: Fine. Bet.
Moments later
Purson pointing in a random direction: Lied! Look it's Opera-sensei being shirtless!
Lied immediately whips his head around: Where?!
Camui:
( Yes, how did Lied-kun realize he isn't only bisexual? Opera. No need I say more.)
Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #2
Kerori, literally not getting any sleep because of her akudol career: My fucking mixed complex is so weird and a pain in the ass too, like I could literally be bawling my eyes out on the floor and writing depressing inferiority lyrics, and the next second I could be boasting about my cuteness being as superior as Delkila.
Agares, just trying to get some sleep because it's fucking 3 AM but not wanting to be a prick to his best friend finally opening up: Uh-huh.
Kerori, unconciously pining over a girl she often rejects: Also Gyari, she is such an unbelievable asshole. Like she says she wants to give me some of her company's Vill because she said 'you should rest, Kerori. My beautiful gem must be at her very best for me to be happy making you mine.' like fuck you, that shit you just said made my brain turn into mush and now I can't stop thinking about it you rockhead bastard.
Agares, covering his ears with his pillow not wanting to hear the hopeless pining for the hundredth time: Uh-huh.
( 💫 Agares and Kerori, the tsundere duo because it's literally my drug 💫 )
Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3
Asmodeus, speaking to himself : Listen here, Alice. You don't want to have a stain on your honored position as Iruma-sama's soulmate. So you shall NOT allow your insufferable feelings get the better of you.
Iruma, does something Iruma-like:
Asmodeus, being incredibly in love: Fuck.
Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #4
Ronove: You're just like me!
Zeze: Oh I can see~
Ronove and Zeze singing together dramatically: We take responsibilties~
Vine, mumbling in a corner about shiny people being way too sparkling: Oh derkila, TWO of these types now?
The rest of the student council except Ameri, realizing that they're gonna have another version of Ronove: Aw fuck.
( Student council shenanigans because I can.)
Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #5
Misfit Class: We finally have a plan.
Balam: As long as it doesn't get you illegally in trouble
Misfit Class:
Balam:
Lied: FUCK! We planned this shit for two hours already!
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So yeah that's all. I decided to be nice and give them a break on the dark humor and trauma thing. Don't expect this to be your usual. This is one-in a life time sorta thing. Anyways I hope you enjoyed my post and have a good day or night guys, gals and non-binary pals!
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fairyprince7 · 2 years
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Lied, watching Jazz doing upper body exercises: He’s been going at it for a while, I wonder where he gets all the motivation.
Jazz: [under his breath] I’m going to be so good at hugging my friends.
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Me Being Bored and Fucking Around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator: Everything That Made Me Genuinely Laugh (my standards are very low, I'm sorry)
Asmodeus: We both look very handsome tonight.
Iruma: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Asmodeus: I couldn't handle that.
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Clara : I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.
Sabnock: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Clara : Nice.
Lied: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Clara, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Iruma, not looking up from their book: Really? Ameri, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Iruma: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Asmodeus: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Iruma:
Asmodeus: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Lied: We know what you meant.
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Clara: That shirt looks great!
Asmodeus: Thanks.
Clara: But I bet it would look even better on Iruma's floor.
Iruma: Are you hitting on him... for me?
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Asmodeus : Can you cut me some slack, Iruma? I’m sort of in love.
Iruma: I’m sorry, but that’s not really my problem.
Asmodeus : I’m in love with you.
Iruma: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Iruma, throwing their head into Lied's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Lied, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Kerori: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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Asmodeus : You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Iruma: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Asmodeus : I said within reason, Iruma. How about I murder that guy?
Iruma: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Asmodeus : Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Clara: *sees Asmodeus and Iruma together*
Clara: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Lied: You mean... you ship them?
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Kerori: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Lied: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
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Iruma: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Lied: I’m worried about you.
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Iruma: You’re not jealous, are you?
Asmodeus : No!
Iruma: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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Kerori: I warned you.
Kerori: I'm perfect.
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Asmodeus : Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Lied : If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Clara : *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Lied: Where did you get that?
Clara : My pocket.
Lied: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Clara : Skills.
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moelang-d · 1 year
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Kirio: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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jade-eclipse-li · 7 months
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Do you know Cerberus?
I am Cerberus, the guard dog of hell.
I think that’s Kalego Sensei.
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i-am-very-not-aight · 2 years
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Purson: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Lied: How?
Purson: I need someone to take the fall.
Lied: What did you do?
Purson: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Kalego, from the other room: Oh my god.
Purson: ...
Kalego: OH MY GOD!
Lied: Make it a hundred.
Purson: Deal.
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yuno-karei · 1 year
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[ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic of an incorrect quote. Agares is here to visit Gaap. He asks "What's for dinner? " while yawning and Gaap is stand in the shadows on the right. Gaap replies with "Regret..." while turning around to look at him. He's crying like a sopping wet beast and he holds a tray that has a fish so charred it's smoking and barely recognisable. The two stand next to each other. Agares looks at the fish with judgemental eyes while Gaap continues crying and holding the tray. Agares then looks at Gaap, asking him "How did you mess up this badly? ", but gets cut off with Gaap shouting "I DON'T KNOW" while crying even harder. He is crying so hard that there's even a radial blur effect on them. Poor guy. End ID]
They got takeouts afterwards
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luxthestrange · 7 months
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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#46...No More snacks
Baby!Iruma: Mah...
Kalego*Looking at his child*No
Baby!Iruma*"Glares at his Papa*abUA ama bu!
Kalego*Frowns at the baby, with a gasp*Dont you talk back to me
Baby!Iruma*Starts pouting and turns his face away from pushing himself from Kalego's hug*ABU!BUH BUH!
Kalego: I said "NO" and I overrule you youngling!
Balam*Is being used as a ...demon mattress by you whose hands keep squeezing his pecs like stress balls, sighs looking at kalego*Would you please stop arguing with our child...
Kalego:...I might as well Shichirou, think he is winning...
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incorrect-mairuma · 5 months
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