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secrettreestuffidk · 3 years
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tbt to that one time i tried to dislocate my hip changing a bed sheet, iced it for 10 minutes, called it good and then helped move furniture for the next two days before going home and realizing fuck my hip still hurts, but even worse now bc "apparently" when you "have your hip at the exact angle to dislocate and the only reason you didn't is literally only and exclusively because you didn't exert enough pressure to pop it out" and then "do a lot of physical exercise" you might "do considerable damage to several muscles, tendons, and ligaments" and then "need to rest it as much as possible" and "go ahead and get amazon prime for one (1) month so you can order a hip brace and get it ASAP bc there is no store within 50 miles that has a chance of fucking stocking those" for the next "2 and a half weeks"
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bleusidemv · 6 years
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sooo i've come this way to ask you to answer every single one of the questions on that lovecore asks thing cause we haven't interacted in awhile and i love you so 💙💙💙💙💙💙
Aw babes I love you too thanks for asking me out haha💝💖💗💞💕💓💘 So here we go:1. Sexuality: Bi? Pan? Whatever...Ill go with whoever I fall for no matter the rest2. Dating someone right now? Yes3. Hopeless Romantic? Im quite mixed...like I have realistic expectations that young love mostly wont last long and that everything could change and come to an end and that sometimes you just part ways and all that stuff and I am well aware about it but when it comes to love gestures and confessions and dreaming of a future I can become quite romantic...but not hopless.4. What comes to my mind when I think of love...Music...certain songs play in my head and I have this feeling in my body like when your at a concert and the beat is so strong that your heartbeat matches with it and you feel it vibing through your entire body. Also my friends bc even if its rather platonic love...some of the most loveliest and romantic experiences Ive had with them. And my sister bc I dont love anyone more then her.5. Whats your type? I dont really have one certain type Im searching for. Of course I do prefere some things but in the end they dont matter if I have the right feeling about a person and we match up. I gotta say tho that I need at least a basic level of both emotional and usual intelligence. To me communication is the most important so I need someone whos able to talk wether it be serious stuff or just random thaughts. Also humor bc Im reaally sarcastic. And someone with a lot of patience and understanding bc I can be really difficult to get to know at first and I have some anticks I cant get rid of. But lookwhise I am so open for everything there is no certain type Im searching for. Oh and fun fact: now that I have some relationship and dating experience Ive realized that all and I really mean ALL the boys Ive dated had problematic families or difficult family situations so I might have a thing for that...not that I am searching for it but Ill end up with it anyways.6. Flowers or Hearts? Flowers7. Red or pink? Red8. Pastels or dark colors? Dark colors9. Scented lotion or perfume? BOTH10. Colors I associate with love? Red, rose and green but also some bluetones11. Animals I associate with love? Cats, bunnies and moose12. How do you know when you are crushing on someone? When Im even shyer then usual and make more stupid jokes and lose my appetite 13. How do you know when you are in love? When I want to talk to this person as much as possible and share stuff with them14. Have I been in love? Yes15. Fave romcome trope? I dont really like romcoms16. Fave aesthetic? So many...minimalistic all white and beige stuff but also pastels and flowers everywhere and the ocean in all its ways and forms17. Fave romantic movie? Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind and (500) days of summer18. Ideal date? Walking, talking, eating, stargazing and if possible go somewhere with water like a sea or lake or river or to a fairy wheel and share cotton candy19. What would you give your partner as a romantic gift? Something theyve wished for or something that reminded me of them...like you know you go somewhere and see something and instantly think "yn would like that" and definitly a pretty postcard with song lyrics that fit the situation on them...thats my way of showing that I like someone20. What would I want to receive? The same...either something Ive wished for or something that made them think of me or reminded them of me22. What do you think love is and how would you explain it? Well its a really strong chemical reaction within your brain that captures your whole body and takes over your mind. Its something twofaced kind of like it can be so strong and powerful but also so soft and sensitive. It comes in all forms you can think of and you can find it everywhere. I could go on and on about this but I think Id just get lost there so Im stopping myself here before the poet inside of me peaks out23. Do I believe in love at first side? In a metaphorical way yes. I do think you can have a certain connection with someone from the first time meeting on but there for you have to talk so not love at the actual first sight but first meeting maybe...yeah its probably just crushing then but if you let it grow it can bloom and a seed is still a part of the whole thing so yeah...or at least I just hooe so bc I read too many books about it24. Have you ever crushed on a friend? Yes25. Have you ever crushed on a stranger? Yeah 14-16 years old me was a crush hoe26. Celebrity crush? JB!!!!!!!!!!! 27. Crush on fictional charakters? Nope28. Matte or shiny? Shiny29. Bright or dull colors? Dull31. Fave lovesong? Ugh too many but what came to my mind first right now was Apple Pie by Princess Nokia32.
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lesbianbruabba · 6 years
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all of them!
Anon you are trying to kill me but also like..thank you
1: Full name
I’m not stupid, I’m not putting my full real name out. lol
2: Age
Eighteen
3: 3 Fears
Being rejected, depression consuming my life, going deaf or blind
4: 3 things I love
My brother, my friends, music
5: 4 turns on
Gentle caresses, dirty talk, teasing, kink stuff
6: 4 turns off
Uhhh. Pedophilia, scat, incest, racial degradation? I’m going for the most hardcore bad stuff lol
7: My best friend
I have a lot but for simplicity’s sake my bestest is @lettiehigh
8: Sexual orientation
Bisexual
9: My best first date
Lol
10: How tall am I
5′2. correct question is how short am I
11: What do I miss
Special ham sandwiches
12: What time were I born
I don’t fucking know
13: Favourite color
Pink
14: Do I have a crush
I have multiple. 
15: Favourite quote
“They don’t sell cheese at the jewelry store” - my husband Felony Steve
16: Favourite place
My bedroom
17: Favourite food
Chicken nuggets from a hong kong mcdonald’s. They taste like shit in scotland
18: Do I use sarcasm
Sometimes but I’m not that good at it
19: What am I listening to right now
No More Time - Flor
20: First thing I notice in new person
Eyes
21: Shoe size
6.5
22: Eye color
Dark brown/black
23: Hair color
Dark brown/black. it’s gotten darker over the last few years
24: Favourite style of clothing
Frilly or bondage-y. Sometimes both at once
25: Ever done a prank call?
Nope
27: Meaning behind my URL
RPDR fic pen name
28: Favourite movie
RENT
29: Favourite song
Right now it’s Felony Reunion by Felony Steve
30: Favourite band
Waterparks, flor, All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, you can’t make me pick
31: How I feel right now
Lorny
32: Someone I love
My baby brother
33: My current relationship status
Single
34: My relationship with my parents
Rocky but overall it’s fine. It’s like an ongoing negotiation but I know they love me really.
35: Favourite holiday
I went to England when I was 14 with my school. 
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
None
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
Nipple piercings, I want a hip tattoo on my right hip because I haven’t self-harmed there and it’s a bit of a ‘sacred space’ now. someday I want a lyric tattoo, a flower tattoo (roses pls) and a watercolor one. I follow so many tattoo instagrams and they all look so pretty
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
At the very very beginning to make an aesthetic pastel blog. Got into roleplaying for a couple of years, made some good friends, some sad things happened, moved onto rpdr fic, evolved into the mess it is now
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
what ex
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Good morning snaps from my brother and copyright from @samrull
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
Nope
42: When did I last hold hands?
Not a thing I’ve done in a long time? 
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Depends on whether I do makeup or not. 10 minutes if I don’t have to, 20-30 if I do.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
Nope. I don’t shave unless there’s a special event.
45: Where am I right now?
My bedroom in Edi
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
I don’t drink :)
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
reasonable level most of the time. Unless I am feeling particularly apathetic/anhedonic/depressed
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Back in Hong kong yes
49: Am I excited for anything?
Dan and Phil show, possible trip to Copenhagen, possibly seeing flor, doing fashion design or Danish at uni next year, improving my fluency in languages, my brother visiting Edi, going home and seeing all my friends, going home and seeing my teachers I miss them so much oh my god, possibly seeing one of my crushes again!!
Oh and I’m going to a convention on sunday so that’s pretty great too!
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Yeah my brother we’re a bit too open
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
depends on how often I leave my room/spend time in others’ company that I’m not comfortable with. 
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
Tuesday at 7:30 pm
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
Cool, thumbs up dude. he kisses well
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Yeah probably. lbr I trust people too easily
55: What is something I disliked about today?
I didn’t move from my bed much. but! I got a lot of drawing done and I studied some Polish so that’s a win. fuck you for making me think negatively :)
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
there’s this girl in denmark i owe a very long apology to. her. and maybe her cat.
57: What do I think about most?
My crushes, analyzing whether I have a pattern/type of crush, random etymologies, whether Russian is harder than Polish or I have a warped bias, whether my friends care about me or am I overestimating my place in their hearts
58: What’s my strangest talent?
I can say thank you in like 15 languages that counts right?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
The wolf from little red riding hood
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
In front bc I am shite at taking photos
61: What was the last lie I told?
my meds are making me better
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Video chatting oh my god
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I sometimes hope ghosts exist. idk about aliens
64: Do I believe in magic?
No 
65: Do I believe in luck?
yes
66: What’s the weather like right now?
Not that bad for scotland tbh but chilly for late April
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
Essentials of Polish verbs and grammar or something. google it
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
no???? who tf likes that what the fuck
69: Do I have any nicknames?
This one friend I used to have called me Christababe. Also people at school called me Lily
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Self harm cut from a few weeks ago. Got infected (it’s fine now)
71: Do I spend money or save it?
Depends
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
With a tongue sure but not my own lmao
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
Yes a lot of it because my closet is next to my bed :)
74: Favourite animal?
Unicorn
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Eating ice cream and surfing the drag race reddit
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
I don’t know???? Johnson?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
78: How can you win my heart?
Don’t manipulate me.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
Married to Felony Steve
80: What is my favorite word?
Felony
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
Like my faves? @rippling-waves @samrull @lettiehigh @veronicasanders @lecafenoirx
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
Listen to Waterparks they have the best music. -dabs-
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
Nope
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Fluency in all languages
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
“are you in love with me”. if asked by certain people. alternatively “do you like girls” asked by other certain people. 
86: What is my current desktop picture?
DDLC fanart
87: Had sex?
No but close
88: Bought condoms?
No but I have one from the Hive from a fresher’s package
89: Gotten pregnant?
no dear lord 
90: Failed a class?
Nope and I hope not
91: Kissed a boy?
Yes
92: Kissed a girl?
No, I wish
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
No
94: Had job?
Yes, barista and factory worker
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Yes
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
Kind of? Not really? It was more of an argument but we’re friends now. I was a stupid thirteen year old 
97: Had sex in public?
No
98: Played on a sports team?
Lol, tell another one
99: Smoked weed?
No
100: Did drugs?
No, will not
101: Smoked cigarettes?
No, I hate smoking
102: Drank alcohol?
I had a few sips of white wine that were absolutely DISGUSTING
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
No
104: Been overweight?
Currently am
105: Been underweight?
I wish
106: Been to a wedding?
Yeah of distant relatives and teachers
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Try 14
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
I don’t watch TV, There’s no tv in my student hall and back home the TV is only for news
109: Been outside my home country?
Yep too many times tbh
110: Gotten my heart broken?
Unrequited love-wise yes
111: Been to a professional sports game?
Yes and spent the whole time reading (I was a kid and my mum couldn’t/didn’t find someone to babysit)
112: Broken a bone?
No, thank god
113: Cut myself?
Yes, trying to quit it
114: Been to prom?
Yep and I sang on stage too! 
115: Been in airplane?
Yep
116: Fly by helicopter?
No and not interested tbh
117: What concerts have I been to?
Waterparks, Avril Lavigne, All Time Low
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Yes, quite a few times now
119: Learned another language?
Try multiple
120: Wore make up?
Yeah! Trying to do it more
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
No, too late for that now
122: Had oral sex?
No but I want to
123: Dyed my hair?
No but I want to
124: Voted in a presidential election?
No, HK doesn’t have presidential elections
125: Rode in an ambulance?
No
126: Had a surgery?
No
127: Met someone famous?
Famous in Hong Kong yes. Worldwide no. I’ve met the UoE principal though
edit: Iza reminded me that I’ve met both Courtney Act and Sasha Velour! 
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
Yes but not like…creepy. for drawing reference I’ve gone through a lot of people’s social media this morning lol
129: Peed outside?
When I was like 4
130: Been fishing?
Not that I can recall
131: Helped with charity?
Yeah
132: Been rejected by a crush?
No because I’m too much of a wimp to confess. Maybe a few years later
133: Broken a mirror?
Yep, the one I use to wear my contacts (when I used to wear contacts)
134: What do I want for birthday?
Sex and liposuction and a corset and maybe someone to love me and a full happy day with no depression or anxiety
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
I don’t want kids. But if I did have kids, here is a list of nice names: Gracie, Ljudmila, Nico, Agneta (this one sounds really fucking familiar but I don’t know why), Anthony, Selene, Kristoff, James
136: Was I named after anyone?
No. My Chinese name means to have manners and to be gentle lmao. My English name is literally just the first thing I blurted out when the teacher asked me for my name. Wednesday was a name I look after Wednesday Addams though.
137: Do I like my handwriting?
I hate my Chinese and English penmanship it looks like shit but my Cyrillic looks GREAT
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
Barbie, I had Genevieve from the 12 dancing princesses
139: Favourite Tv Show?
Drag race, b99, ASOUE, the good place
140: Where do I want to live when older?
In Edinburgh
141: Play any musical instrument?
The ukulele and I think I still remember a bit of guitar
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
Cutting. Most of my scars are from cutting. A few from childhood bruises
143: Favourite pizza toping?
Cheese
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
Sometimes
145: Am I afraid of heights?
all the time
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
A lot worse than sneaking out buddy
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Yeah 
148: What I’m really bad at
controlling my fucking feelings and not falling for peple
149: What my greatest achievments are
Sewing my prom dress, making an animation, juggling learning 3 languages (slowly) at once, surviving high school because honestly I didn’t think I’d make it to graduation
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
That bisexuality doesn’t exist
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
Depends on how much i win but assuming it’s a big amount of money, split it and donate a third to charity, give a third to my parents, split the rest of it in quarters and give three quarter to my dad for investments and spend the last quarter
152: What do I like about myself
I have pretty hair and nice tits and I can draw (not well but I can draw), and I have a bit of talent in learning languages and fashion design
153: My closest Tumblr friend
@samrull without a doubt
154: Something I fantasise about
My brain giving me a good yummy serotonin
155: Any question you’d like?
….anon you didn’t put a question (this happens every goddamn time i s2g)
Thanks for the ask though this kept me occupied for the good part of an hour :)
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blondtan · 7 years
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biker!got7
PART TWO (a.u)
SEE PART ONE HERE
or’: in which dumb7 like to think they’re the new local gang and should be considered badass just because they got a bunch of bikes off ebay that were on sale and now they pretend to take beatdown requests. tip: don’t trust maknae line to be on their own. 
warnings: mentions of bars/paid violence/gangs, vulgar language, lots of crack actually 
○  | see more of my aus here |  ○ 
youngjae: 
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• signature items: dentist voucher card 2 at the price of 1 for teeth whitening                              + smiley face fake earring 
• cutest biker you’ll ever meet w a smile so pure that u start to feel bad for that time you forgot to give a pencil back in 3rd grade that is the youngjae effect© • he lets little kids around the neighborhood  put cute stickers and flowers on his motorcycle and it’s the cutest thing he gets so happy when he sees a new lilly on the handle he actually has a flower chain all over the front and everyone envies him • and no the background sound you just heard wasn’t jackson screaming that little kids won’t come near him as they cling onto yj’s leg nope (that cursed honda...,,) • everyone loves him like this is certified u exist u love youngjae these are the rules but grannies are especially in love w him  • once said a bad word and the whole group panicked and put youngjae into quarantine bc they thought they were losing him to ~the plague~ • he goes to buy them bread every morning and delivers them w his bike and then in the afternoon they race each other yj with his motorcycle and the grannies w their scooters except poor so rin whose husband always goes to afternoon ‘strolls’ w it so he takes her on the back of his bike and ends up losing bc of that like 99% of the time  • sunday night it’s break from fight night bc he goes to play bingo with them and takes the rest of got7 and they are the most excited whenever someone yells bingo even tho it’s not their boy (tip: youngjae has no idea about bingo to this day) •  met the grannies at the dentist as he was getting his teeth whitened and they bonded over weird mumblings and random swallows and trying to communicate while having multiple people’s hands in their mouths at the same time and he just can’t let them go  • now he may look innocent & pure but listen up ok,,,,listen here,,,,,,,,,,he rly is •  except maybe that one time when he bumped into a stranger and didn’t apologize and jesus fucking christ it haunted him for weeks like he would decline when offered lucky charms bc he failed his #code and g o d so he’s not worthy of receiving happiness • he’s supposed to be the one who beats people up but he’s the poodle and the only infernal thing is other gangs’ desire to protect this flower man • wears fluffy socks bc he gets cold feet easily • every time a member is sad said member wakes up with a stuffed bear wearing a leather jacket next to him in bed but “no one” knows who puts them there cause stuffy’s mama didn’t raise a snitch
bambam: 
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• signature items:  puppy photos to appease the gods                              + shea butter hand cream 
• the whole city knows him like they hear the word ‘bam’ and this guy pops into their heads 5 mins later the streets are deserted • cue in confused baby bam coming up the street on his bike like ‘:( where is everyone i wanted to show them my new pastel pink mickey mouse socks i bet jihyo would’ve liked them’ so he just takes polaroids of them and puts them in everyone’s mailbox as tokens of his affection • has sometimes troubles with parking his motorcycle bc he can’t rlly hold it perfectly always to park it and yugyeom just jumps out of the bushes like ‘here i come to halp worry not my small noodle man’ • the first one to reject jaebum’s “infernal poodles” idea • ”hyung do you want us to be the laughingstock of the neighborhood we can’t name ourselves infernal poodles that’s so 3rd grade let’s go for malevolent west highland white terriers” - triggered bam 2k17 while holding his pinky up bc he has #class “don’t encourage him u nuthead”
• you’d think he would stop dabbing at some point but nope he’s a professional dabber born&raised™ nearly crashed his yamaha into jackson once while dabbing and the poor guy has never been the same     • like really he would literally get his collection of gold holy crosses out and start spewing latin exorcism chants whenever dumb bam raised his hands • once dabbed in a rly shabby bar bc the beat was lit and punched this shawn michaels wannabe in the face and started a bloody (literally) fight which ended up w/ yug dragging everyone to the hospital bc he was the only one who hadn’t fought (bless his tiny bladder) • PAW patrol enthusiast made everyone dress up as the characters during halloween (he nearly passed out after channeling his inner tarzan to fight mark bc i aM GONNA BE SKYE U PIECE OF PUP POOP-) then forced them to sing the op whilst searching for roaming ghosts bc he also wanted to be ray from ghostbusters (but like ~cooler~ and on a bike)       • sneak master from bangkok hides in the shadows to take aesthetic pics of these rly hipster looking guys (like, living in the sewerage bc we don’t believe in homes hipster) smoking bc he may be soft and squishy but his insta theme is #edgyweedaddictbiker even tho he freaks out whenever someone says ‘mary’ • wanted to decorate his bike w/ some rly cute & rly glittery & not badass at all baby animals stickers but jaebum caught him and confiscated them and now bambam goes all (๑´╹‸╹`๑) whenever they’re alone in a room
• (”but hyung, they fit our aesthetic!!!” 
“how in the heavens do a bunch of black kittens represent us”
“...they mean bad luck??”) =>> jaeshook needed like 10 mins and an ear pull from jinyoung to compose himself  •  has noticed that jb lets youngjae have stickers on his motorcycle bc ‘the kids put it there’ so he tries that too but jaebum is like ‘oh yea and please tell me where do this kids find yellow glittery stickers with baby camels on them’  ‘it’s mustard goddammit hyung’)
• he’s the sacrificial lamb whenever the guys wanna get in a fight like rly they might lowkey want him to get beaten so that he’ll become T O U G H • and all he can do is stand in front of these big&buffed up men like ‘pls don’t hurt the child i can do the cooks they call me bambam bc my maple syrup pancakes are yumyum’ • insert housewife!bambam making muscly man breakfast for those big ass guys resulting in them being all friends!!amigos!!comrades!!! who are in love with bambam • bambam receiving black roses (bc red roses are for pussies) every 2 weeks from the dudes in return!!!! (also guess what’s the sole reason why nobody messes with his gang) •  always pretends that he hadn’t noticed that his instagram captions are my chemical romance lyrics added by jaebum,,, but,, he knows,, •  and now he might have welcome to the black parade saved to his phone but what jb doesn’t know won’t hurt him 
yugyeom: 
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• signature items: fur turtlenecks                             +  XL skinny jeans ( the xl stands for extra leggy) • wears heavy clothes so he thinks they make him look shorter (but rly they just turn him into this cheap & memey version of slenderman bc he just can’t get the tentacle part right) • the neighborhood kids start crying whenever they see him on his bike and yj has to spend like 5 hours trying to calm them down and then 5 more to console  • but rly he’s just an overgrown puppy in need of love and when he doesn’t receive enough he just wraps his arms and legs around someone like ‘hi it me the friendly octopus may our love prevail and may you never escape our - not gay at all what are you talking about we’re bros, bro - embrace~’ • he would write these super poetic poems about love & adoration and all that mushy mushy fluffy shit and then read them to the others (insert: distressed members trying to keep at least their sexuality straight bc they sure as hell can’t do that with their bikes) but then he adds ‘bro’ at the end and the magic dissipates and everyone is reminded that they keep him around just bc he looks rly ominous in the dark + he’s tall so he keeps other gangs away •  goes home complaining to his hyungs about him just lightly pushing a bad guy to set him off and then said guy punched him in the face and he feels extremely wronged • ‘yeah i started it but he didn’t have to hit me so hard’ • usually complains at the dinner table and uses the kitchen utensils in his hand gestures and knocks some plates down and that is where he really catches those hands from mark and jinyoung • the members sometimes call him daddy long legs so at night he pretends he’s the babadook and hides in their closets just to mess with them bc he can • and after he startles them he’s like ‘why did you -hyung stop screaming it’s just me- why did you think it was ok to put the cereal on the bottom shelf you know i never notice things that are below my arms’ ((lmao he never gets an answer bc jackson always faints)) • at first he didn’t want to join the gang because that meant buying a motorcycle and he couldn’t do that bc when he was 13 his parents bought him this rly snazzy™ bike for his bday - a few months later and he couldn’t use it anymore bc he’s grown out of it and he’s been scarred ever since so now he thinks that bikes make him grow taller & he fears that one day he might crush his smol friends while stepping on them • ok but like grannies love him tho bc he’s lean, strong & can carry things =>> he’s like perfect grandson material and when he’s not around they can’t stop gushing about him and yj is on the verge of crying every time bc this is so beautiful this is what he lives for and he sometimes records them and plays the recording when he’s sad and can’t sleep • has troubles with talking back to his hyungs and sometimes gets smacked without deserving it bc jb think’s he’s being sarcastic but that’s just his voice give the boy a break • during the winters he wears this weird ass fur coat that jb got him from the same dealer and he puts it on w a serious expression before the fights and acts like he’s jon snow and sometimes does it during jy’s negociations too but always gets the references wrong and told the barman during closing time that he shall not pass ((someone save him.mp3))
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1-33? 💜
wow! haha i’m flattered! i guess my french reading can wait a bit:
1.) what’s your sexuality?
i’m bi!
2.) are you dating someone right now?
yes, i’m in a deeply loving long term relationship of over 3 years with my bf
3.) would you consider yourself a hopeless romantic?
no! i didn’t even know i was capable of love before i met ryan
4.) what comes to your mind when you think of love?
see above lol
5.) what’s your type? (body + personality wise
i don’t really believe in types per se, i mean obvs there are people i am and am not attracted to but i don’t know the way of typifying that. i’m generally more attracted to women than men, being funny is probably the #1 most important thing but generally just being compatible, if we can joke and banter and talk really well that’s probably also the #1 thing i’m most attracted to. and obviously i have to find you physically attractive on some level
6.) flowers or hearts?
hmmm flowers i suppose! mysterious question
7.) red or pink?
pink!
8.) do you prefer pastels or dark colors?
pastel
9.) scented lotion or perfume?
oh lotion for sure
10.) what color(s) do you associate with love?
pink and yellow
11.) what animal(s) do you associate with love?
probably a king charles spaniel bc it’s ryan’s favorite, and a raccoon because it’s mine. maybe a soft kitten
12.) how do you know when you’re crushing on someone?
we’ve been flirting and i like it!
13.) how do you know when you’re in love?
oo idk, at the risk of pathologizing a sociologically constructed phenomenon i think you just feel it!
14.) have you been in love?
yes, once, currently!
15.) favorite romcom trope?
oh god i love to hate watch romcoms because i hate them in all their tropes. i could give a 70 page long list of my least favorite rom com tropes.... maybe a meet-cute? maybe i’ll pass on this one lol
16.) what’s your favorite aesthetic other than lovecore?
not only do i not know what lovecore is, i don’t know that i have a favorite aesthetic. my dorm room is covered in twinkle lights, if that counts
17.) favorite romantic movie?
favorite rom com: incredibly true adventures of two girls in love. favorite romantic drama: broke back mountain. favorite movie to watch with the fella i love: usually a bad rom com or teen movie from the 00s or 90s
18.) ideal date?
see above lol, and add a whole bottle of wine. sometimes we go to fancy cocktail bars just the two of us, which is also lovely. post delicious dinner of course
19.) what would you give your partner for a romantic gift?
usually just anything i think he’ll like. i don’t always get him a gift for every occasion, it’s a lot! and we really don’t feel like we need it. the last gift i got him i think was understanding comics by scott mccloud, because ryan likes graphic novels and comics
20.) what would you want to receive from a partner as a romantic gift?
we love giving each other flowers! thoughtful gifts are sweet too, but i’m not a big gift person
21.) why do you like lovecore?
oo easy! i don’t!
22.) what do you think love is? like, how would you explain the concept
this is more of a novel-length answer that i’ll probably be able to say more clearly after i finish this course i’m currently taking on love and intimacy. boring sociological answer i think it’s a social construction born of various economic and political contexts that manifests itself entirely differently from culture to culture and generally serves a social/economic/political function, be it making sure that parents care for their children, or enforcing heterosexuality, or a nuclear family model that is best suited to capitalism and so on. fun personal answer, for me personally love is a really deep state of intimacy and connection where two people are of one mind in many ways and care for each other, and feel incredibly strong urges to care for each other
23.) do you believe in love at first sight?
no!!!!!! no no no no no no no no!!!!!
24.) have you ever crushed on a friend?
mm, not really
25.) have you ever crushed on a stranger?
no, see above!
26.) celebrity crush?
no, see above! (they are strangers)
27.) do you have a crush on any fictional characters?
no, that’s weird!
28.) matte or shiny?
hmm shiny
29.) bright or dull colors?
hm.... bright....
30.) do you have a favorite lovecore blog? if so, what is it?
no!
31.) favorite love song?
oh goodness this is a hard one! probably la vie en rose by édith piaf or the book of love by the magnetic fields...
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33.) do your best heart spam!! (ex. 💗🏳️‍🌈💗💓💓💝🍓💝💫✨💫💞💝💗⭐️💘💓💗💞♥️)
💞💞💞💗💗💗😚😚😚😚😚😚
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