#me playing balatro.

[humanmorph]

JACK: [crosstalk] Which is that– Diligent fans of packs of cards will know [chuckles] there are two Jokers.

#this is from the c/w tower game #it's just funny to me. i think about 'diligent fans of packs of cards' all the time #me playing balatro. #diligent fans of packs of cards will know there are 150 jokers #counterweightposting #technically #rosa rambles #(from my drafts. i was looking for something)

[transgendersquiddo]

s3's casino's version of poker is just whatever the fuck balatro is. you walk in to what you think would be a normal poker table. all of the sudden you see 1 million joker cards you've never seen in your life flood your vision and the scoreboard is on fire. you're battling the casino for points. you don't know what happens when you place your cards down but your chips are multiplying now. you leave with 3 dollars to your name .

#mcyt #lifesteal smp #clownzy #<- i guess #i dont know how to play balatro btw i just like watching rt play it #anyways. Yeah #me when illegal poker rougelike <3

[wuntrum]

why so james? -the spader

#personal #me playing balatro (gets boo'd off the stage)

[mokeonn]

I fucking hate the tetris effect so much. Like oooh lemme play this funnie little card game rogue-like, ooh it's so fun it's gonna be the only game I play for weeks now, oooh what do you mean I'm fucking duplicating multi-card holographic sevens in my dreams

#simon says #yeah this is about balatro #i think it sorta taught me that I do in fact really enjoy roguelikes and i am pretty decent at them #at least I think I am #i only have 3 more card decks to unlock and the black deck is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE #i am not going to 100% this game because I hate the black deck so fucking much #that -1 hand is gonna be the death of me and has been the death of me #it's like I either fumble my first round and have to start over because I keep forgetting I have 1 less hand #or I get a nice groove but lose around round 5 because the boss bind was too tough #anyways I only really watch 1 youtuber play it so I have no clue if im actually pretty decent at the game or if im like #okay or something #idk all I know is that I am going to do my damnedest to beat that black deck #also I wanna try to unlock all of the collection because it's very annoying that challenge mode doesn't count #and I wanna do challenge mode but it is just annoying that it doesn't count anything towards the collection #but yeah im REALLY vibing with this game and every time I play it while high it makes me wanna stream again #anyways I have it on switch (because I could use the nintendo coins to get it at a discount) but I looked at the achievements on steam #i wish cross platform saves existed because if I had it on steam I would have all but like 4 achievements lmaooo #anyways im just autistic and really like card games and roguelikes so this is like the perfect game #plus big number go up

[thisfuckingdork]

2nd round of of the Balatro-Cape Escape Joker Pack Javier - "Obsessive: Gains x0.25 Mult per unique hand played, but gains x0.5x per unique secret hand played. Starts at x1 Mult" Jet - "Twice Promised: Tarot Cards are used twice when activated"

#my art #gnollplaying games #cape escape #cape escape javier #cape escape jet #balatro #these take a lot longer than the reskins which should've been obvious #but it is very funny to me that I have now spent significantly more time doing these joker card fannarts #than I have actually playing Balatro lol

[nudibutch]

i was finally able to have the house to myself for a bit today... brought all my dirty dishes out of my room and was able to tidy up a little bit without feeling weird

#by tidy up i mean put my dirty clothes into a hamper and my clean clothes onto the floor so i can reclaim my bed #i dont know why i feel so stressed taking dirty dishes out of my room with other ppl around #im self conscious. i think because my mom would get mad if she saw me doing it #and that leads to bad eating (not being able to eat) etc. #i took rlly poor care of myself this week.... but it felt like it just didnt slow down #i was barely able to feed myself cause there was just no time for grocery shopping #and i STILL need to grade tomorrow #bc thr fucking. kids. are so stupid. using chatgpt and making my head hurt #i cant wait to grocery shop tomorrow #i might try and get up early for it so theres no one around but we'll see #me saying 'i cant wait to grocery shop' u know its bad when i HATE grocery shopping #but this evening was wonderful... after a field trip day that was good for me (got sun on my face) i came home and washed my hair #and got cozy and played stardew valley and balatro #i'll do laundry tomorrow... grade... grocery shop... try and just relax #anyway ur still here. gives u a thanks 4 reading sticker

[gaylotusthatexists]

the tetris effect is so so real guys, i’ve played like 20 hours worth of balatro over the past five ish days and now whenever i close my eyes or go to sleep all i see is playing cards this is terrible

#this will not stop me playing more balatro of course tho that game is unreasonably fun #everyone should. go play balatro. if they can. #shoutout rtgame for introducing me to this masterpiece of a game #and. also shoutout my dad for giving me the gambling addiction gene #(no actual gambling in balatro but. y’know. poker.) #(never let me go into a casino tho i fear i may never come back out if i do.) #(the cards guys. the cards.) #(me when numbers go up)

[mocury-moto]

hi :)

#amicus.txt #balatro #balatro posting #seed is YFP8V5EQ btw. if you wanted it #this is what got me through my first orange stake im very happy #from left to right: #madness: gains 0.5x Mult at the beginning of a blind but also randomly destroys another joker #Riff Raff: summons 2 random common jokers (eternal so madness cant kill it) #vagabond: create a tarot card whenever a hand is played with 3 dollars or less (also eternal) #this was on the ghost deck. you get vagabond super early so thats what i hexed

[mod2amaryllis]

Mod, may I ask for a liveblog(as in posting millions of pictures) of you playing slay the princess, thank🙏

UMMM yes definitely!! 💦

#i will play it i swear i just have to #i just uhh #tryin to land that flush five...... #m2a #m2answers #i promise i will play it I'm cutting myself off from balatro it's officially in bad for me territory

[suppenzeit]

me when my boss blind is the water

#:V #balatro #alternatively: me when i foolishly use all my discards and end up with a shit hand #love balatro it really is the ultimate Well Play The Cards Im Given game

[pirategf]

bf tried stardew valley and instantly became addicted

#he's been playing for like 7 hours #same thing happened with me and balatro

[konakoro]

Balatro mod but with Lord Huron playing cards

#dumb stuff #balatro #lord huron #yes i am one of 12.5 billion people playing balatro. sue me

[natjennie]

damn macbooks suck I can't torrent shit on here :(

#i want to play a game my sister introduced me to but shes playing it on steam now #so i cant also play at the same time unless we bought it again #but i dont have money. but i cant pirate it. #balatro i miss you

[wuntrum]

you really cannoooot let yourself get attached to numbers in terms of social media "performance" for 284949275 reasons. but one of them is that (in my experience) you'll gain more followers when you're not posting vs when you are 😭

#personal #at least on instagram. its funny to me DJFJGKF #if you need Number Goes Up simulator play balatro. or cookie clicker

[gwaindrifter]

Something about Balatro feels like a ritual; like as I'm playing a run, I'm communing with dieties and spirits, cutting a deal with them. It's meditative. I always come away from a successful run feeling like I've gained a spiritual boon and that good things are coming my way.

#musings #balatro #this probably is in part because I already do a lot of cartomancy in my practice #and also the fact that im playing a gambler warlock in d&d and its rubbing off on me

[twixtandshout]

Dear tumblr advertisement attempting to sell me poker with a giant blow-up bitmoji face of some generic dude: you’re not wrong that I’ve been talking about poker a lot recently where you shouldn’t be able to hear it, but. Not that kind.

#this is about balatro #“oh idk if $15 is worth it I’ll probably never play it after the first day #[has 30-something hours in it now and is fully in the grasp of the Tetris effect] #talkin’ things #call me when the poker championships or whatever slap a banana on the table and set the felt on fire