#mething I can do

[awesomehoggirl]

Noy cause I’ll never peak like I did summer 2022 when I was in france I was UNBOTHERED I was HAULING THE GREATEST VINTAGE I MAY EVER FIND I was serving cunt on the beach every day and eating moules every NIGHT I was writing some of my best poetry and drawing some of my best shit I looked so good like I’ll never be the same best 3 weeks of my life

#Maybe I should move there. Like brexit fucked that up for me but my grandparents live there Surely theres so #mething I can do #Like maybe france is just for me. think about it whag are my favoruite things in the world #Rare as fuck bleeding steak. patisserie. vintage clothes. going to the beach. I wouldn’t talk to anyone and that would be good for me #Like to self improve

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into

you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"

many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally

lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll

#put punk in parantheses bc yall are hardcore straight edge at best lmao #goes to a punk show in someones basement and gasps when i see people snorting coke off each other in the corner #anyway heres your regular reminder from your friendly neighborhood drug addict that drugs can be and often are consumed safely #LSD‚ MDMA‚ psilocybin‚ cannabis of course‚ ketamine‚ coke‚ whippets. these are all drugs that i personally have used #and that are completely safe when used correctly and by someone who doesn't have some sort of allergy #even if someone is on a dangerous drug like meth or heroin you are not better than them #in fact theyre probably a lot chiller than your ass if youre still viewing drugs as a thing for 'degenerates' to do #literally can not hang out with non druggies anymore bc they cannot stop themselves from moralizing it #i mention that my vape has thc in it and i get That Look and a bunch of 'i would never smoke weed. i mean its fine. i just would NEVER' #i get it! you view drugs as a thing thats only for poor people or people who dont care about themselves or whatever #i call that the go ask alice effect. people will think you smoked weed then immediately had sex got pregnant and died of a heroin overdose #even when they think theyre being super progressive

[crimeronan]

one of my fave phenomenons that i see semi-frequently in people newly diagnosed with ADHD is worries about Faking It, which happens with basically every physical and mental disorder, except with ADHD i'll see people specifically be like. "i took my first dose of adderall eight hours ago and i didn't really feel anything and i didn't do much at all and i'm not sure it works, maybe i actually DON'T have ADHD or executive dysfunction and made it all up to excuse my laziness??"

and i'm like. babe. dude. my guy babygirl broski pal please . please listen to me. if you did take adderall while not having ADHD. You Would Know About It Very Very Very Quickly .

#tbt when i said 'it just makes things easier doesnt it?' and a friend without ADHD was like uh. it makes me feel like i'm on meth #she was so sweetly like no kitkat people dont take adderall recreationally to make things easier. #like they DO take it when they have stuff they wanna get done & do get that stuff done. but it Dont Feel Like It Do For Ppl With ADHD #writing this in a parking lot bc im so profoundly adhd today i had to pull over so i can get a monster energy and let it kick in #my driving is bad and i dont have adderall at the moment. desperate times etc #edited tags to protect friend's identifying info just in case. but GOD

[tricoufamily]

bold the facts number 4 one more let's gooooo

i was tagged by @pjharveytrait and i wasn't quite sure who to do next then i realized i could do willoughby and kit as another two parter 👯‍♂️ willoughby blue, kit pink wo ohooooo

[ PERSONAL]

$ Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

✚ Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable

✪ Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other

✔ Education: qualified / unqualified / studying / other

✖ Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet / yes, but charges were dismissed

[ FAMILY]

◒ Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

◑ Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) /has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔ Affiliation: orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s) / not applicable

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES]

♦ extroverted / introverted / in between

♦ disorganized / organized / in between

♦ close minded / open-minded / in between

♦ calm / anxious / in between

♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between

♦ cautious / reckless / in between

♦ patient / impatient / in between

♦ outspoken / reserved / in between

♦ leader / follower / in between

♦ empathetic / vicious bastard / in between

♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between

♦ traditional / modern / in between

♦ hard-working / lazy / in between

♦ cultured /uncultured / in between / unknown

♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown

♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

[ BELIEFS]

★ Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / Spiritual

☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✮ Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✯ Belief in Reincarnation: yes /no / don’t know / don’t care

❃ Belief in Aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✧ Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

❀ Philosophical: yes / no

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ]

❤ Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

❥ Sex: sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless (but not naive)

♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless (but not naive) / romance suspicious

❣ Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

⚧ Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧ Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

[ ABILITIES ]

☠ Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

≡ Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✍ Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂ Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

[ HABITS ]

☕ Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / Alcoholic

☁ Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / chain-smoker

✿ Recreational Drugs: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

✌ Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

☻ Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / binge eater

$ Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

♣ Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gambler

#i forget i can include them in sim stuff bc they're not 'sims' to me #they're my characters who i made in the sims yknow #i do like seeing the difference between characters i make for simblr and characters i make for novels though #for a simblr character i'm hehe he enjoys vodka sometimes then on this it's like Willoughby Has Done Meth Before #kit #willoughby

[magnus-rhymes-with-swagness]

“jesse pinkman” is the most transgender name a person could possibly have

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #in other news i finally watched breaking bad! very interesting show #i can really see why the transmasc jesse headcanon is so popular the vibes are off the CHARTS #that scene where jane is looking at his old sketchbooks and points out that the kangaroo superhero would be a girl because he has a pouch #and jesse is like ‘he’s definitely a dude’ this man is SO trans omfg #and the way he wears multiple baggy shirts and a vest in a *meth lab* in *new mexico* #i mean dysphoria is the only reason why anyone would ever do that lmaoo #even his name has trans vibes. ‘jesse’ is somewhat androgynous and then there’s the duality of ‘pinkman’ #i rest my case!! #my words #bits n bobs #i can see the transfem vibes too

[coachbeards]

no but brendan consistently talking about how he headcanoned ted rescued beard from a meth den,,,,,, ok. just write the fanfic, brendan

#ILL SAY IT #Topeka meth den >>>>>>>> prison and stealing Ted’s car #like they had to give a reason for beard to project onto Nate aka betraying Ted #but the idea of ted dragging beard out kicking and screaming bc he loves him too much to watch him do this to himself … #please can I talk abt Topeka. can i talk abt Topeka. CAN I TALK ABT TOPEKA

[simcardiac-arrested]

wehn you think about it ten elements through finite waves is just lije walker white

you’re so fucking right actually Yhey are

#oh my god no you’re so right #FUCKKKK #they have every disease ever #they let their reputation and independance and strict way of living get to their head #everythingg was going to shitttt their kid was doing fuckall their iterator was doing fuckall #they just had to take desperate measures dude. they had to make meth #they had to recite every traumatic event in sep’s life to get him to kill no way back #or something . i dont know i havent finished season 1 even #you can ignore like half of these tags it’s almost 1am i am Nottt comprehensible aboit characters #finite waves you culd’ve just cooked meth #cramswering

[troublcmakcrs]

you'll learn right now , i don't play nice / and if you hurt me once , 𝙄'𝙇𝙇 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝘾𝙀 ! / and i won't go first ( 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔀 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 ) / 'cause i'm the last bitch up , ＴＨＥ ＦＩＮＡＬ ＧＩＲＬ ！

finalgirl!tweek to go with @feldspar-thethief's ghostface!craig au lol

#vis :: ( tweek ) #ver :: final girl ( tweek ) #mun art #blood tw #//pastel goth tweek..... the end-all-be-all of tweeks....... #//i said what i said #//things i have GOT to do: get weirder with tweek's gender on this blog #//i know i have him listed as TECHNICALLY nb but they still default to he/him pronouns much of the time #//it's just more convenient for people to believe they're cis #//it doesn't have the fucking ENERGY to give huge shits about pronouns #//in the main verse he really only busts out the they/thems around people he knows and trusts well #//bc you know how people in south park be about that stuff sometimes #//but i really should lean into the other pronouns more heavily in aus #//like with fallout where they're being dehumanized regularly by slavers and kind of shaping themself around... Being A Slaver #//or metro where it's deliberately distancing itself from its humanity and adopting the dark ones as its ~real family~ #//so here is an au where i can really lean into the final GIRL trope and get weird with it #//more explicitly nonbinary they/them tweek W! or whatever #//diversity WIN! the nb gnc meth addict is being stalked by their forced gay lover! or some such #//edit: i forgot to put a blood tw on this LFKDJSKJDF #//i am literally so bad at remembering tws 😔

[dykethang]

i think mothers day simply should not exist. why are we forcing literally everyone to be celebrating people just for giving us life. what if i want to avoid the notion but i can't because it's everywhere

#kāhu caws #if i get a message from my mother on another fake account. do not think i could tolerate that #is she too into her meth to bother? i hope so but her methposting is pretty prolific #why do i have to have two severely abusive parents huh. no escape other than just like #leaving. like i went to the other island to get away lol #and still she persists in block evading and ignoring my very clear boundaries #which are DO NOT FUCKING CONTACT ME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES #she's a special kind of evil for some things she did. and she says we can put it all behind us. time changes people #like sure. ok. you wanted to kill me and you knew about [redacted] and did nothing among other things. #i cannot and will not ever be able to put that behind me #abuse cw / #in the tags and not really detailed just. sigh. #i hope there's nothing this year but loud radio silence. it's for the better

[90smovieolderbrother]

was looking up things about the salamanca twins and i saw someone on reddit say they didn’t like the twins cuz they weren’t realistic. cuz yeah the show breaking bad, the show about a chemistry teacher turned meth dealer, is entirely realistic but two silent cartel assassins is too far fetched.

#leonel salamanca #marco salamanca #breaking bad #like yeah it’s not impossible for a teacher to sell drugs #i think a chemistry teacher did do a breaking bad and make meth #but there’s so much about this show that can be seen as unrealistic #but idk the twins seem a little more probable then half of what happens in the show

[convoloutedinjoke]

"is ADHD real or have we made another category to encompass freaks and sick people who don't fit neatly into any personality disorder diagnoses and make too much eye contact for autism?" longest thread on the DSM fandom boards, closed down after 1817168179 comments when one user got doxxed for calling another the r word. (answers yes btw)

#ohhhh the fighting that will occur over words and labels #why dont you have a little meth and see if it helps your depression/ptsd/autistic sociopathy then come back to me #“ADHD is made up everyone has it now” YES!!!! ITS ALL MADE UP!!!!!! #we are hurling language at the unknowable grey mass we call consciousness and seeing what sticks #as displayed above ^^^ (autistic sociopathy->ASD) these labels come and go and its always stupid and kind of annoying and reductive #mental illness and its categories are a tool of ontology #often used as a hammer to beat those in need of help #sometimes used as an excuse for evil #but always describing Something #if everyone is getting an ADHD diagnosis and you feel like its faddish and posery #maybe interrogate why other labels come off as more legit to you #if you are defensive of your newly acquired ADHD diagnosis for more than purely practical reasons #why? #why is it important to highlight it? is there something exclusive to having this diagnosis that gets you around certain hurdles? #and if not what is it doing for you? #im being fr here cause I definitely do this in some social contexts when I can tell ive hurt someones feelings or that they are annoyed #by me for reasons I cant suss out #but like. it doesn't work. theres no additional grace people will offer you for disclosing disability #and none that youre entitled to beyond what anyone else should get #which is not me saying “bootstraps it fucko” #its me saying “why focus on carving a space of understanding and compassion for a label when we should be busting down the wall?” #if its grace you want for something it should be grace for all of us #we're all tired and pathetic #none of us can meet the deadlines #ADHD is a useful way of measuring suffering under capital #same as most other long term diagnoses #it is a gateway to getting drugs that will keep you alive #it is also a measure of relative class privilege #(if you are doctor dxd) #and an avenue for discrimination

[ask-calico-jack]

drug recs for a first time drug doer? I've drunk alcohol obviously but never done anything harder.

Other than booze which I love, Rhino Horn is definitely my favorite. Helps me get shit done but is also fun. But it's not like that for everybody. Eddie basically only does it when he's in a mood and Mary doesn't fuck with it at all, she's more of a stoner than a tweaker. Weeds fun every once in a while. I don't really like opium because you just sit around and nod off. You feel really happy but you don't do much and I like to be doing shit. Can't have a coconut war on opium, and it's a bit of a waste of medical supplies anyway. I basically only do it if there's nothing else on the boat. Mushrooms are great for an afternoon, kinda like weed in that it's for a special occasion where you want to sit around and giggle at stupid shit. You know if you mix mushrooms with lemon juice it dissolves em a little bit and it doesn't last as long but it hits you way harder.

#drugs #that lemon thing is real its called lemon teching #ooc: anyway im about to drop the real shit on you anon #first of all dont do meth. especially if you have adhd. the high to side effects ratio is completely not worth it #coke can be fun but not worth the price tag. doing someone else's coke is great #now all drugs have personalities but uppers and downers are like regular people and hallucinogens are like mythical creatures #mushrooms are a satyr of some kind casting spells to seduce your brain #and lsd is a lovecraftian monstrosity (affectionate) #the big thing with hallucinogens is you have to not be afraid of them or the trip will go bad #self fulfilling prophecy type shit #ideally you should also go in pretty secure in your sense of self because they will fuck with you #that said its a life changing experience i love it so much #ghb is good but watch out if you go overboard you will fall asleep and the night will be a bust #also always test and Do Not Inject #you can back out if you smoke it snort it or eat it but injecting it youre done #I know youre not actually interested in drug recommendations and are just giving jack the chance to say insane shit #but i have opinions #misc asks

[tibli]

vyvanse isn't enough i need to do speed

#tibtalks #I AM JOKING BTW IF THAT WASNT CLEAR #i just started vyvanse for my adhd and ive def noticed a difference #but its not as prominent as i hoped it would be #i will just have to simulate doing meth by taking my medication exactly as prescribed #and playing breakcore music in the background 😔 #i had to do research for this joke btw #i didnt realize speed and meth were the same thing saldkfhasldf #i thought speed was like. lsd or smth. idk man i dont do drugs sdlkfasldkfja #i took a 10mg edible one time while also being on sertraline for depression and shit #not realizing that thc was also an ssri #and i had. a VERY bad time lmao. my friends suggested i do 5mg but i was like no im sure i'll be fine i dont think i'll have a bad trip :) #girl i was fucking HALLUCINATING. thinking i was going into cardiac arrest and the paramedics were doing chest compressions on me and shit. #meanwhile outwardly i was apparently damn near silent and stonefaced for like 2 hours straight so my friends were concerned to say the leas #anyway do not do edibles if you are on an ssri #i learned later that can cause serotonin syndrome and like. ACTUALLY kill you #anyway this has been tibli talks see you next time

[lungfuls]

People who flex their moderate relationship with alcohol annoy the shit out of me. No one has ever asked and it's sort of a cruel thing to flaunt if you don't know whether the people you're talking to have challenging relationships with booze

#although tbf i think it's safe not to buy it most of the time #like why would someone who doesn't have an alcohol problem needlessly bring up that they sooo don't have a problem #also the way we talk about alcohol is so funny #it's a drug and a destructive one at that imagine if someone was like #i smoke meth but i can stop whenever i want. i smoke meth but really only around the holidays #i smoke meth but only when my friends are also smoking meth #like girl it sounds like you do meth

[dirt-str1der]

hello i just wanna say i genuinely like ur observation about nishiki's fighting style and then ya manage to bring it back to ur 'drug addict nishiki' headcanon like it caught me off guard but im also not surprised that is so fair and real of u okay thank u

In a world where drugs dont exist, nishikiyama’s strength comes solely from his anger and i guess he goes to the gym too

#Thanks for the ask ! #Yakuza loveblog #its not a headcanon his voice actor said so before he so does drugs and he does it to escape his terrible life ratpark style #i would in fact be more surprised to learn that nishikis rawdogging life i mean hes definitely not religious and i guess he has alcohol but #thats not enough for what he has to endure. we have to give him meth we have to let him do coke #like i have no reason not to believe he goes to the gym because he is literally vain and i bet he works out till he gets a six pack all #one my life sucks two my life sucks on the bench and he drags kiryu there too even though he hates going to the gym because it stanks and #the aircon is always blowing at the worst spots and the overhead lights oohhhh cant stand the bowling alley either he throws the ball as #hard as he can and it doesnt even touch the runway before its smashing into the pins thats why the y5 bowling completion is so easy he #wants to get out of there asap. im off track see everything goes back to kiryu i always neglect nishikiyama. like even kazamas like heres #some drugs now leave me alone and hea like hmm do i snort this or sell it. oh well SNNRRRT. like there is absolutely no reason for his #entire fighting style to be heavy attacks unless hes wired like crazy and its because hes so pissed off all the time plus hes teeming with #like. cocaine. hulking the fuck out. thats why kiryu feels so safe around him because he has every reason to believe that in a pinch nishik #i can grab someones head and pop it like a grape in order to save his life hes seen it happen before it wasnt just because he feels #comfortable and in sync with nishikiyama he literally has seen him punch someone so hard their skull caved in and hes like okay ! #thats why he loves fighting him so much its because if nishiki punches him in the head he’ll just have to wake up the next morning in pain #its so fun trust me on this you need to be punched by your brother right now or youll die

[bibleofficial]

this is so fucking funny but sooo true 😭😭😭

#like bro 😭😭😭 #why did straight ppl start doing poppers 😭😭😭😭 #like YALL 😭😭😭😭 just do ketamine like normal ppl #stream #ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT AT A CONCERT LIKE BRO WHO IS BRINING A VIAL OF POPPERS #TO FUCKIN OPEN ???? IN A CROWD ?????? dude nobody needs to be smellin that shit can u imagine if someone fucking DROPPED the BOTTLE #the fwb i used to have that went into heart failure in januery but is convinced it has nothing to do w his meth use would literally spray #cleaner on a rag & then just lay it over his face 😭😭😭 #like bro ??????? #this man is a current & practicing lawyer #thank GOD it’s just CIVIL COURT bc i do NOT want his ass representin me in a CRMINIAL 1 😭😭😭😭😭😭