Johnny: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Kenshi: Even better!
Johnny: What the fuck did you-
Kenshi, holding up a chicken: Her name is Simone.
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In Netherrealm, Hanzo’s Kingdom:
Hanzo: I have business to attend to in Earthrealm, I must not take long, but just in case I left you specific instructions.
Bi-Han: Mine just says 'Bi-Han no'
Hanzo: Works for any and every situation.
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This movie (Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind) could well be the MK11 I was waiting for, giving prominence to my beautiful Kenshi and having SubScorp content. Here, Kuai keeps the pint of Scorpion's chain as a promise and when he breaks said promise to lose his self-control in his possession, Scorpion comes for him, aids them in battle, Sub Zero leaves the legacy of the Lin Kuei to Kenshi and eventually Scorpion takes Sub Zero with him. In the underworld. Together for eternity.❤️🥺
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idk how they would meet but MAN I LOVE THEM. I am cageblind(snowmatch.?)’s #1 fan
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What if hypothetically I said that MK Legends Snow Blind was one of the best animated movies I’ve seen in recent times. What would happen? Would the film bros crucify me for liking a low budget straight to dvd movie? Or would they shun me, for they know I speak the truth.
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Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind is easily the weirdest of the Mortal Kombat animated movies, cause in it Kano gets the power to recreate the world how he wants... and he chooses to make it Mad Max.
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