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toutallyahoe · 5 years

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No Hard Feelings ~ Red Sniper / Mundy (TF2)

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A/N: guess who enjoyed watching Meet The Team, Team Fortress 2 vids in YouTube and is now in another rabbit hole? this sad excuse of a human being, me!

guess who has been searching for TF2 x Male Reader insert books but found none? this sad of a human being who is utterly disappointed with the internet, me!

guess who had taken it in their own hands to make TF2 x (Top) Male Reader Inserts because they want 'em but no one is delivering 'em? this sad excuse of a human being who is very disappointed with the TF2 fandom, me!

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IMAGINE being in the battlefield and your objectives was to locate the enemy Sniper. You found the merc in one of the many towers of the location you guys were in and tried to go for the kill, unfortunately the merc seemed to sense you (probably from being afraid of the enemy Spy stabbing him in the back) and he turned around and pushed you on the wall and was trying to grab his machete. Slightly panicking a bit from dropping your own knife to stab him and not wanting to die, you grabbed the Sniper's shirt and did absolutely something that stunned him for a bit to have you grab the handgun from your holster to shoot him. You bloody kissed the merc and he was so confused and stood frozen, only coming back to his senses when he just respawned back to his base.

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A tired sigh left the [Hair color] haired man's lips as he cocked the gun in his hand, checking then about the bullets on it then putting it in his holster. The man then took the balisong (butterfly knife) that was on his belt and flipped it, he then began to twirl it mindlessly in his hand as he looked around. He saw the other mercs of the Blu team was either preparing for the battle or was also just like him, chilling and waiting for the timer to start to count down to signal the battle would begin. Closing his eyes, he still continued to twirl the knife in his hand as he began to get lost in his thoughts.

It was honestly quite boring, the thrill he had first felt when he had joined the organization was now slowly dissipating because of the tedious and also that it was always the same thing happening. Repeating the battles everyday with no consequences, such as death to him anymore. The battlefield lost its joy to the [Hair color] haired man as he tiredly sighed. The [Hair color] haired merc opened his eyes again and to his amazement, he saw a certain Aussie walking to his direction.

The [Hair color] haired man raised a brow when the sniper of his team had approached him. He knew that Mundy, or Sniper rather, was an antisocial one. Trying to avoid talking and avoiding his teammates as much as possible, so it was quite suprised and amused the [Hair color] haired merc wanted to know what the Australian needed. When the sniper was close enough, the [Hair color] haired man began, "Need something love?" The merc had said as the sniper merely shook his head.

"Not really mate," Sniper had said as he momentarily looked at the balisong that the [Hair color] haired man still continued to twirl in his hand then back to the man again. "Just need ta remind ya about your objectives, Soldier asked me too," the Aussie had said as the [Hair color] haired merc nodded as he paused on twirling his knife. "Oh, alright," he had said as he look at the Australian.

"Take out the Red's Sniper and assist then on the battlefield," the [Hair color] haired man had stated as he saw the Australian who nodded. "Aight, you don't seemed to be needed reminding... I uhh... am off now... see ya Agent," the Aussie said as he turned around and left the [Hair color] haired merc alone who began to mindless twirl his knife again.

Agent, that was the [Hair color] haired merc's class was. Like the Spy, he specialized in infiltration and gathering data, the only difference is that he doesn't cloak nor copy any of the other mercs faces but rather, he hypnotizes his enemies to have them as an ally for about twenty-two minutes in the battle then erasing their memories of ever betraying their team, he was also the one who makes the strategies of his team which he took pride as it seemed to work, as long as none of the other mercs try to be an idiot that is.

The Agent was taken out from his thoughts when he heared the the alarms ringing in the Blu team's base, signaling that the battle would be on for about five minutes or so, making the [Hair color] haired man straighten his form, stopping on twirling his knife and had flipped it back to its harmless mode then putting it back in his belt. He then straightened his uniform as a sigh left his lips. 'Show time.' The merc had thought as he began to walk towards the other mercs who were gathering near the exit of their base with their weapons on their hands, ready for battle.

The [Hair color] merc silently crept along the ruins halls of the building he was in as he gripped the knife in his hand tightly. He was on high alert just in case an enemy Spy or Scout finding him as he tried to find his target. He knew the Red Sniper was on top of the very building he was in as he had tracked where the merc was, one of the many perks for also being an Agent, he was a very good tracker. The [Hair color] haired man shook his head when he heard the quiet sounds of footsteps on top of him, signaling someone was above him. 'Dumbass.' The merc had though as he quickened his pace to get up the stairs to get the merc from behind to finish his objects and get to his own team.

As the Agent had crept quietly with his heart calm and steadily beating, he found the room where the enemy Sniper is as he had heard the Aussie softly curse. He twirled the knife on his hand a couple of times as he tiptoed inside the room where the Australian merc is, a smirk on his lips as he saw the sniper was facing behind him, too busy looking at the scope of his sniper rifle.

Getting near the Red Sniper, he raised his knife and was about to stabbed the Australian when the said merc had turned around, dropping his sniper as he placed hurriedly grabbed with both of his hands on the [Hair color] haired Agent's throat, pushing the Agent to the wall to be easier to strangle him. "Not today mate," Sniper had sneered as the [Hair color] haired man internally cursed in his mind as he tried to claw the Australian's grip on his damn neck. He saw his knife layed on the ground as he had accidentally dropped it when the sniper had surprised him.

"S... shit," the [Hair color] haired man cursed as he struggled against the Red Sniper's grip on his throat. The Red Sniper had tightened his grip on the Agent's throat. "You have been a pain in da ass, like that backstabbing Spy, mate," Sniper had said as he neared the [Hair color] haired Agent's to take a good look at the merc who was seethingly glaring at him. "No hard feelings, aight?" He continued as he gave a grin then quickly looked away to look around as he found his machete. Still having his grip on the [Hair color] haired merc's throat tight to not have the man speak, slightly remembering what his team Agent had warned about the mind control when the Agent would speak.

The [Hair color] haired Agent had saw in the corner of his vision that the Aussie was trying to grab his weapon, ready to finish him off and his once calm heart accelerated. Oh God, he will not die just by getting strangled and have a damn machete slicing his head off.

Oh hell no.

Without any thought nor hesitation, the [Hair color] haired man had raised his hands and grabbed the sniper's collar of his red shirt, his surprising actions made the Red Sniper turn and try to strangle his again when the said merc had been pulled closer to the Agent. What happened next made the Aussie stunned.

Sniper was confused, shock and obviously embarrassed. He wasn't one for social interactions nor physical contact, so when the [Hair color] haired Agent had smashed his lips on the Australian's, Sniper was definitely stunned. The Aussie didn't knew what to do other than stand frozen as his grip on the other merc's throat loosen as they continued to have their lips locked. The Agent had used the sniper's stunned state to move a bit as one of his hands had left the sniper's red shirt and had sneakily grabbed his gun from his holster. He then pushed the Australian sniper, breaking the kiss as he then raised the gun on the still frozen Sniper with a rather smug smirk displayed on his lips.

"Sorry about that love," the [Hair color] haired man had apologize despite his tone never even showing any inch of remorse, but rather amusement as he cocked his gun. "But you see, I don't want to die yet," he said as he grinned at the Sniper who didn't respond. The agent was amused about that. "No hard feelings, aight?" The [Hair color] haired had said mockingly like the Red Sniper had said to him awhile ago as he pulled the trigger.

After the loud bang, it didn't take long for the stunned Sniper to fall to the floor with a loud thud, a bullet wound on his forehead as the Agent had looked at the corpse that slowly dispersed as he then put his gun back on his holster. 'Now that's done... need to assist the idiots.' The Agent had thought as he had knelt down and picked up the balisong and flipped it back and put it in his belt. He began to walk to the door to get out of the building,only to pause for a few minutes to look at the room again as his lips twitched into a small smile. 'Idiot...' He had thought as his mind momentarily went back to that stunned Red Sniper's face as he walked away.

Sniper stood frozen in the spot as he felt the quick pain on his head but then disappeared immediately. Before he knew it, he felt anew. The Aussie blinked a couple of times as he looked around where he was,only to realize he was back in the Red team's base and the Sniper should've been angry pissed about it, but the Aussie was just confused. That Blu Agent. That [Hair color] haired man had... had kissed him?

Remembering back to what had happened a few minutes ago had made the Australian felt his cheeks burned from embarrassment as he then remembered, he died...

"Ah, bugger," he had softly cursed as he immediately jogged somewhere around the room to get his extra sniper rifle, machete and other weapons he needed as he was going back to the battlefield. He hopes he would see that [Hair color] haired merc again as the Red Sniper was going to get his revenge on that Blu Agent...

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toutallyahoe · 5 years

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Confusing Feelings ~ Red Sniper / Mundy (Team Fortress 2)

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A/N: because why the fuck not mate?

also, i just really adore some good ol' Blu sarcastic asshole Agent [Name] and confused and annoyed Red Sniper Mundy

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IMAGINE Sniper letting his guard down for a second and regretted it instantly as he should've been more alert because there is a certain Blu Agent always creeping behind him, ready to attack and enjoy his confusing feelings on the other merc.

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The Red merc had looked at the scope of his gun very closely as he had saw an enemy Soldier creeping in some of the crates and boxes to try and hide. A smirk formed on his lips as he set his sights on the blue clad merc who was oblivious of him being targeted in the head by the Red Sniper. 'This is too easy.' The Aussie had thought as he continued to look at the scope of his sniper rifle.

"The helmet ain't gonna save ya," whispered the Sniper as he ready himself to pull the trigger. "That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains," he had muttered as he took a calm deep breathe then...

He fired.

"Psst!" The Sniper had tried to contain his laugh but obliviously failed as he laughed at the Blu Soldier's body just went down the ground with a loud thud that a cloud of dirt was created when the merc's body fell. The Sniper did find it hilarious that the merc was just so oblivious about getting targeted on.

"Standin' around like a bloody idiot," the Sniper mused as he leaned back from looking at the scope and peered at the open gaps of the wooden barricades of the window of the room he was on. The Aussie had coughed at his hand to stop his laughing, remembering that he shouldn't be getting attention to where he was or else he'll get stab in the back. Speaking of stabbing in the back, so far, the Australian had no other problems other than a few close calls of getting hit by his Blu counterpart and trying to find a new spot to get a good view of sniping more Blu mercs.

The Blu Spy hasn't been really stabbing him in the back that often than before. It was rather both relieving and troublesome really as it was a blessing and a curse that the Frenchman had change his own objectives than hunting and stabbing the Aussie in the back when he is too busy sniping at other mercs.

A blessing as he doesn't have to worry about that cloaking bastard but also a curse as the one who had taken the job on stabbing him in the back was none other than that mind controlling asshol--

"-- Agent!" The Aussie had shouted as he dived down on the wooden and dusty floor to avoid the sharp knife the Blu merc had slashed at him. A curse leaving the Red Sniper as tried to avoid the [Hair color] haired merc who was softly laughing at his surprise shout and desperate attempt to avoid the knife in his hand. A large grin formed on the Blu merc's lips as his [Eye color] eyes stared at the Sniper's form who was still in the floor trying to get up. The Agent saw that and kicked an empty box that was merely laying around the room they were both in onto the Sniper who let out another curse at him again.

"Hmm, yes it is I," the Blu merc had said to the surprised yelped the Sniper had cried out a second ago as he twirled the knife in his hands. Strutted to the Red merc who merely let out a curse on his way as he neared. "Bugger off ya bloody dickhea-- arGH!" The Aussie's curses was cut short by him screaming loudly from his hand being impaled by the balisong that was seconds ago in the [Hair color] haired merc's hand, twirling it.

The Red Sniper hissed when his face was grabbed the the Blu Agent who forcefully had made his head turn to look at him. The Aussie noticed the man had knelt down in front of him with that bloody smug grin on his lips. [Eye color] eyes that would have made the Sniper say beautiful but at that moment, the Australian had pushed that thought in the deepest, darkest corners of his mind as those [Eye color] eyes that belongs to the [Hair color] haired merc was far from beautiful. It held sadistic kind of amusement that only the Agent can show in his eyes and it made the Aussie curse internally for not being alert enough to avoid the Blu merc creeping behind him.

"Ah, ah, ah, love," the Blu Agent had purred to the Red Sniper as the [Hair color] haired man saw the Aussie's face twist with hatred. The merc absolutely enjoyed it. "That kind of mouth of yours is simply dirty," the Blu Agent had said as his grin widen when he saw the Sniper glared seethingly at him. "Do you kiss your mother with that kind of mouth, love?" The Blu merc mused as the Sniper continued to glare at him.

"Piss of ya dickhead," said the Sniper as the other merc merely grinned at him. The Aussie had felt Blu Agent squeezed his face hard, making the Australian man's face squish a bit. A gleam of amusement and... to be honest, the Sniper didn't know what that other emotion was on that mind controlling bastard's eyes was gleaming. Was it surprise? Shock? Anger? L... love...?

'Definitely not that.' The Sniper had immediately thought as he was forced to continue staring at the [Hair color] haired merc's eyes. Whatever emotion it was, either way, the Sniper hated it.

"You really are such a foul mouth aren't you love?" The Blu Agent's query had stopped the Red Sniper from indulging to his own thoughts as the Red merc was snapped back to reality as he rolled his eyes and glared at the [Hair color] haired Agent who had stopping squishing his face and was instead soft... caressing it...?

"What the bloody hell are ya doin'?" The Aussie had questioned as the Blu Agent merely ignored him and instead continued his affectionate behavior of caressing the Sniper's face. The Blu merc's softly rubbing his thumb on the small wound that the Australian seemed to have caught when he was probably avoiding his slashing earlier. That grin on his lips was gone and was instead replaced with a small smile. "Such are dirty mouth on such a pretty face," the Agent had softly said as the Aussie almost choked on his spit as he felt his face was on fire.

"Da hel--" the Australian tried to curse but was silenced when the Agent's thumb had prevented him so from continuing. "Aye, it's true you have a pretty face, love," the [Hair color] haired man had hummed as he didn't mind the bewilderment and confused look the Red Sniper had plastered on his face as the smile on the Agent's lips formed into a small frown. "Such a shame I'll have to kill the one bearing it," he had said which made the Sniper's eyes widen behind the orange lensed glasses of his as he looked at the Blu Spy who was shaking his head that he was sad and apologising despite it being obviously in a mocking manner.

"No hard feelings, aight?" The Blu Agent had asked, the Red merc getting hit with deja vu but he quickly disregarded it as he tried to think of something to stop the [Hair color] haired merc to kill him with another knife stabbing him. As the Aussie was to busy trying to think of a plan, the Blu merc had leaned near his face and had captured the Australian's lips on his, making the other merc freeze.

The Blu Agent continued to softly caresses the Sniper cheek as he softly bit the Red merc's bottom lip, the Sniper didn't seem to recognised the other man was asking for entrance as his mind was too jumbled to process anything but the [Hair color] haired Agent's lips on his. It was... something... the Aussie didn't know what but it was something nice...

The [Hair color] haired parted from the kiss as he gazed at the Sniper with a smile on his lips. Caressing the Red merc's cheek one last time as he then trailed his hand on the Australian's neck, his other hand had already took another knife from the belt on his waist and had placed it behind the Red merc. The Blu Agent leaned near to the still confused Aussie and softly whispered his good bye on on the Sniper's ear. "Now, until next time my love," he purred out as he stabbed the Aussie in the back.

A loud cry left the Red merc's lips as he was snapped out from his frozen state from the searing pain of a bloody knife stabbing him in the back where it hurted a lot. "Bloody... b... bastard," the Aussie cursed at the Blu Agent one last time as his limbs feel to heavy for him to support his weight as he fell to the floor. His eyelids growing move heavier as each passing second goes by. The Aussie was blood losing fast and he knew he'll die any moment now... "See you again, love," the Red Sniper heard the [Hair color] haired mutter as the merc slowly felt death creeping near. 'I bloody hate this asshole.' Was the last thing the Australian had thought as he closed his eyes.

The Blu Agent watched the body of the Red Sniper he had kissed go limp in front of him as the smile never left his lips. The [Hair color] haired Agent doesn't honestly know why he continues to do these kind of actions to the Aussie, kissing and being all affectionate... he really was confused by his own emotions like the Red Sniper who finally regenerated back from his base and was cursing wildly at the the Blu merc. He was just... very confused about it and but the Blu merc shrugged whatever he felt right now as he grabbed both the knives he had used moments ago on trapping and killing the Aussie and had stood up as he then walked out the room with a soft hum leaving his lips. Leaving any lingering thoughts of emotions such as affection in the room where he and the Red Sniper was minutes ago.

"And he fell, and fell, and fell onto the spider's web..."

Either way, the Blu Agent nor the Red Sniper would say they didn't mind these confusing feelings, not one bit.

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