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severussnapeconfessions · 6 months

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funny scenario where Severus is cool with some Slytherins in their 7th year so , he catches the student smoking weed outside of the building near the whomping willow tree and joins them (keep in mind this is his first time getting really high).

It was a Hogsmeade visiting day. Hogwarts had only a few students remaining, either those who did not get authorized to go, or those like Severus, who simply wanted to enjoy the castle and it's grounds with some peace.

Late in the afternoon right before dinner Severus decides to wander nearby the whomping willow. That place was intriguing, and he did not fully erase his memories of it yet. Slowly, he wanted to make peace with the tree and understand it's behaviour.

Until he realized he wasn't alone. There was a sound that did not quite belong in nature, and Severus quickly recognizes it as muffled laughter. He disillusioned himself and approached, following the sound. His prefect badge would come in handy, he was sure of it. There was a group of 3 slytherins, two boys and a blond girl, sitting near the base of the tree, almost entering an alcove that sunk into the ground. They were looking quite relaxed and seemed to be passing between themselves some sort of rolled tobacco, that provoked bouts of laughter after inhalation.

Smirking at the sight, Severus removed the incantation, wand at the ready, pointing at them in case they got startled.

"30 points from Slytherin, and I wish you were Hufflepuffs." - he said smoothly

The group froze momentarily, exchanged looks with each other, and to Severus dismay, they began to cackle loudly. He knew them well and he always thought they missed a synapsis or two once in a while.

"Are you out of your mind?" - Severus asked, confused and lowering his wand. There was no way any of them would move from their spot, nevermind reaching out for their wands.

"We are a bit... everywhere..." the girl said, grinning at him

Severus eyed them disdainfully, but curiosity hit him as a bludger.

"What in Merlin's name is that? Acids?" - he asked

"No mate, just weed. Wanna try?" - asked one of the boys

"What are the effects?". Curiosity was getting the better of him.

"Everyone reacts differently. Sio has been laughing at her socks for an hour." Explained a boy

Severus looked at the girl, Siobhan, and saw that her socks were in her hands. She was making her very own Muppet Show.

"I can smell the colours too" she added

"Yes, Francesco here thinks the clouds in the sky are just pigeons glued together and everytime a cloud passes over us he protects himself to avoid the pigeon shit"

Severus snorted, amused

"What about you, Murr ?" He asked, seeing that the boy was not as affected as his mates

"It calms my nerves and quells my anxiety. I have panic attacks quite frequently and weed helps me to deal with it. But I take it slow and in small quantities so I am not smelling colours or avoiding pigeons" he said, winking at him, taking another puff and offering it to Severus.

Still not fully trusting his actions but relaxing somehow , Severus crouched down to sit at their level, propped himself half sitting next to Murr who was still himself and took the blunt from his fingers.

"Go slow if you haven't tried it yet." He advised.

"How do I know what 'slow' is?' Severus asked.

"You'll find out. Go on, before we have to light it again."

Severus rolled the unfamiliar shape between his index and thumb, studying it for a second, and pressed the butt of it to his lips.

"Inhale through your mouth, exhale through your nose" the boy instructed.

Severus did. Smoking was unfamiliar to him, so instantly he felt the smoke everywhere and began to cough.

"Fuck-" he cursed between coughs. The other two were laughing hysterically.

"That was too fast. Try again but inhale slowly" Murr advised, chuckling

Slowly, he dared another try. The smoke was directed to the right places this time, and he exhaled slowly through his nose, thick fumes coming from his nostrils and some from his half closed mouth.

He returned the joint to Murr and looked at the sky.

"I don't see pigeons." He said simply.

"You have to believe it. You are not a believer." Said Francesco.

He stood quiet for a while, accepting the rolled balm when offered, embracing the relaxation that was slowly starting to soothe his nerves. He realised that he was practically always on edge and anxious, nervous about something. And for a moment he simply felt nothing. He played with the grass between his fingers, and continued to look at the sky.

"I think we're almost out of it by now. It's time to go back to the castle. Come on guys." said Murr, motioning the rest to get up.

Siobhan got confused with her socks on her hands and cartwheeled away from the tree, laughing madly.

Francesco covered his head with his robes, muttering "Fucking pigeon shit" under his breath.

Murr was looking rather calm and peaceful.

"Severus, are you coming?" he asked, offering his hand.

For the first time, Severus took his eyes away from the sky and looked at Murr, perplexed.

"Is it possible to remember something that hasn't happened yet?" he contemplated, looking dreamily at Murr, who barked a loud laugh and dissolved into a fitm clearly amused.

"Oh you're the existential crisis kind. I will make sure to invite you for the next session, Sev."

Finite.

#severus snape #snape confessions #i have never tried weed #so i dont know if this is remotely correct #but i tried and it was super fun to write this #thank you for asking !

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howtowhumpyourhiccup · 4 years

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Whumptober Day 26: More Then A Simple Headache

Summary: Written for Whumptober Day 26. Post-RttE, Pre-Httyd 2. When ice and snow come to Berk, it means Hiccup's home will be covered in boobytraps he cannot see. And that means the occasional accident cannot be avoided.

Rating: General

Characters: Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless, Stoick

Pairing: Hiccstrid

Words: 1 397

Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon

Prompt: Concussion

Whumpee: Hiccup

Author’s Notes: Definitely a lighter Whumptober submission, probably more h/c than actual whump. But I had a lot of fun writing this one.

Constructive criticism is appreciated!

Enjoy

Ao3

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The hit is instantaneous and so is the pain in his skull. So are the worried rumbling and the gasp that follows his fall. It briefly becomes black before his eyes and Hiccup doesn't make an immediate attempt to get back up.

"Oh no, Hiccup! Are you okay?" Much like Toothless, Astrid is a witness to Hiccup's fall and comes over to help him back up to his feet. There's a smile on her face, though he can't tell if it's out of sympathy or slight amusement or both. Probably both.

"Stupid ice, stupid prosthetic." Hiccup mumbles under his breath as he takes Astrid's hand to get up, rubbing the back of his head as it pounds.

"Wow, I guess your hair isn't as helpful as I thought it'd be." She teases and wipes the snow off his person.

"Oh, making jokes, are we? Didn't think you'd take enjoyment out of my pain." Hiccup responds, dusting himself off. Toothless hovers around him, circling him and crooning.

"I'm-I'm okay, Bud. That was just a little embarrassing, is all." He tells him and pets his nose, though his pounding brain would like to disagree. This is why he doesn't like the cold. Everything freezes over and when you get as much snow as they do, you can't always see the patches of ice until your pegleg slips on them.

And it happened in the middle of the village, too.

"Ah, happens to the best of us, lad." A Berkian man tells him and claps him on the shoulder as he passes. Hiccup gives him a friendly smile, though it does nothing to lessen his embarrassment.

"He's right, this can happen to anyone." Astrid agrees and then watches him appear to taste something funny, his brows knitting together.

"What's wrong?"

"I think I bit on my tongue." Hiccup replies, tasting the uncomfortably metallic tang of blood on his tastebuds.

"Today is not your day, is it?" Astrid wonders out loud.

"Not my day to take a walk, apparently." Hiccup replies, resisting the urge to spit out the blood in his mouth as he continues on his way.

"You don't want to go by Gothi for a second? Have her take a look at that?" Astrid suggests as she follows, Toothless rumbles in agreement as he walks by Hiccup's other side.

"For something as trivial as that? I don't really see the point. Besides, what skull is thicker than a Haddock's?" Attempting to divert their concern elsewhere, Hiccup jokes and pretends like a hellish throbbing isn't currently knocking on the back of his head.

"A Thorston's is. And we don't say that you have thick skulls, we say that you are thickheaded." Hiccup gazes at Astrid in overly exaggerated offense.

"Excuse me, Mrs. Hofferson! You can't just go around insulting my entire clan like that! All two of us!" Astrid laughs and Toothless speaks up.

"Toothless, Bud, stop agreeing to everything she says."

As they walk away and push the incident to the back of their minds, a Terror by the name of Sharpshot lands on the spot where he'd just seen his human friend fall. He'd been in the area when he saw it happen and he needed to take a look.

He sees that he's right, that his eyes aren't deceiving him, as he notices tiny specks of red on the frozen ground.

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Hours later, Hiccup sits at the dinner table with his head in his hands. The pounding inside has gotten worse throughout the day and he's begun to suffer from the light. Every time he just looks at a torch there's a sharp pain behind his eyes.

A block of ice drops on the table, making him jump.

"Ah, sorry, son." Stoick apologizes and comes to sit on the opposite side of the table.

"So what manner of trouble were you in today?" He asks.

"Trouble me? Since when?" Hiccup asks in return, already squinting in the dim light of his home.

Sharpshot jumps down from the rafters and makes a fuss on the table.

"Sharpshot, off the table! Hiccup!"

"Sharpshot, we don't have any leftovers for you, Buddy." Hiccup picks the Terror up like a cat and places him on his lap.

Feeling misunderstood, he starts yipping at Toothless instead, who raises his head in question from his spot by the fire. He murrs back and gets up, understanding the little one's plight. He trods over to Hiccup and starts sniffing his hair.

"Toothless, what're you doing?" Hiccup asks, drawing away and holding the spot he'd hit earlier.

"Hiccup, how hard did you fall this afternoon?" His father asks, probably having heard about it from someone else because why would his son tell him anything?

"I didn't hit the ground that hard." Hiccup tells him, but Sharpshot and Toothless both disagree as they protest.

"Your dragons seem to think otherwise," Stoick states, their reaction not lost on him.

Not finding any way to dispute that, Hiccup instead holds the back of his head quietly.

"And I noticed you've barely eaten. Feeling sick, do we?" So that about the leftovers is clearly a lie and Hiccup hadn't missed the way his stomach churned with nausea.

"It's not a big deal!"

"Clearly it is. Gothi should still be up at this hour, you're paying her a visit." Stoick decides and already gets up from his seat.

"Oh, I don't want to bother her at this hour," Hiccup speaks, watching his dad march towards the door.

"You should've thought of that before you decided to be stubborn." He tells him and grabs his cloak and Hiccup's furs.

"Oh great," Hiccup mutters and leaves his chair.

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The next day, Hiccup still lies in bed late in the morning on Gothi's orders. He has only just woken up, but still feels just as tired as the evening before. Toothless lies in bed with him and is taking up the majority of the space. The dragon's head rests on his shoulder while Hiccup lies on his side.

He's looking up at Astrid through tired eyes as she leans against the post near the stairs to the ground floor.

"So what did she say?" She asks with a knowing, but still sympathetic, smile.

"Concussion." Hiccup sighs. Astrid nods to show him she heard him, barely fighting the smugness she feels.

"You want to tell me "I told you so"?" Hiccup asks, able to read it off her face.

"I do, but I won't." She says and approaches, sitting on the edge of the bed on what little space he has left. Hiccup watches her sit down, but then he closes his eyes. The candlelight on his bedside table might not be bright enough to hurt, but the pounding still demands that he not see a thing.

"How bad is it?" She asks, leaning on a hand.

"Bad enough that Gothi wants me to stay in bed?" Hiccup attempts to turn onto his back before he answers, but Toothless' size doesn't allow him that much luxury and so he has to settle for this.

"In that case," Astrid says and decides to divide Hiccup's space by half as she comes to lie in front of him.

"Oh come on, Astrid." Hiccup groans in dismay, but does take her in his arms.

"Don't you dare groan, I know you don't entirely oppose of this." She scolds him, pressing her ear against his chest.

"That's a really long way of saying that you see this as an excuse for a nap and you're not taking 'no' for an answer." Hiccup retorts. Doesn't matter if his head pounds or not, the sass must come.

Astrid laughs, but doesn't dispute that. Hiccup opens his eyes again, his concussion not stopping him from gazing at his girlfriend. Toothless' snoring fills the silence.

"Good night, Babe," Astrid tells him, not blind to the fact that it isn't even midday yet, and Hiccup nods to show her that he will in just a second. He takes a lock and puts it behind her ear. He does like having her here.

But then Hiccup closes his eyes to get the sleep that he needs. Not even half an hour later, Hiccup is asleep with his head on Astrid's chest. Astrid is still awake and running her fingers through her boyfriend's hair absentmindedly. She's content staying like this for a little while longer.

#whumptober2020 #no.26 #concussion #httyd #how to train your dragon #fanfics #hiccup haddock #hiccup whump #astrid hofferson #hiccstrid #toothless #hictooth #dragon bros #stoick the vast #the haddocks #my fanfics #more then a simple headache

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mariss-lyn · 6 years

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okay so this is just something i got an idea for and i went with it. this might be a one shot thing but it could also turn into more. don’t hold me to that though.

there’s no warnings on this, but there is swearing if that’s something you’re not into.

enjoy!

“It’s over.”

You couldn’t breathe. Everything you had with Pierre-Luc, or everything you thought you had, was gone. He was done. There was someone else, and he wanted to see how things might go. A childhood friend, someone he’d known for years.

But you couldn’t be mad. The agreement was always friends with benefits. It wasn’t dinner and a movie; it was sleeping together with no strings. It was late night texts and early morning shower sex. You were never dating him, and now that was extremely clear. Dating was never an option. It had started with a drunken one night stand and now, as you sat in the front seat of your car, in an all-too familiar parking lot, it was nothing.

You couldn’t go home tonight. Your roommate had her boyfriend over and you had promised you’d be gone for the night. You were under the impression you’d be staying with Pierre-Luc. So you drove over to your best friend’s, and you honestly couldn’t even remember the drive.

The lights inside the elevator were too bright for someone who had spent the last half hour crying. You shielded your eyes as it rose to the sixth floor, letting you off onto the hallway you knew too well. You walked slowly down the hall, staring at the carpet, until you made it to Ryan’s apartment. You lifted your fist, lightly knocking at the door. You weren’t even sure he’d hear it.

The door swung open and Ryan was smiling, until he noticed your demeanor. Neither of you spoke, you just collapsed into his arms, letting the tears fall again. They were heavy, and you knew you’d probably ruin his shirt with the makeup you were wearing. You felt Ryan step back, pulling you further into his apartment, the door closing behind you. Once the door was closed, he was pulling you to the couch, and you felt yourself fold into him.

After a few more minutes of silence, you felt yourself calm down, the most relaxed you had felt since you showed up at Pierre-Luc’s place, only for him to say “We need to talk” the minute you stepped inside.

“I’m sorry about your shirt,” you mumbled.

“Do you wanna tell me what happened?” was his reply.

You took a breath, as deep as you could without crying again, and nodded. “He ended things. Some girl from back home, she’s back in the picture. I guess he ruined chances with her once and didn’t want to ruin it again. So, we’re done. It’s over, in his words. This is fine, because we were only sleeping together. No feelings, just sex. Well, guess what, someone developed feelings but it wasn’t him.”

Ryan stayed quiet, and you knew he was processing. He always hated this arrangement you had with his teammate, but it wasn’t his life, and he respected that. Sort of. “Can I say something?” He whispered and you nodded. “I love Luc, but he’s an idiot. He’s a kid. You knew going into this it couldn’t last, but let’s face it, he’s a good guy. He made you feel good. And at the end of the day, that’s what you’re missing.”

You knew he was right. You were certain you had real feelings for Pierre-Luc, but maybe you just had feelings. Feelings of being wanted and loved. And sure he had made you feel that way, but maybe someone else could too.

“Do you want me to kick his ass tomorrow? I can trip him at practice or push him around in the parking lot.” You laughed and shook your head. “Look, I know this really sucks for you, but it’s gonna pass. It always does. Friends with benefits is a risky agreement. But you know what?” You looked up to meet his eyes. “You’re gonna find someone who loves you and cares about you. Someone who cherishes you and worships you. You’ll find someone who wants to take you out on dates before they take you home. Someone who wants to wake up next to you and spend all day in bed.”

You rolled your eyes and ducked your head back to his shoulder. “That romantic crap doesn’t exist. Boys are just idiots trolling around for sex.”

Ryan laughed under you. “You don’t believe that. You believe in love, and you always have.”

“You don’t have to be right all the time, you know.”

“Sure I do,” he quipped. “I’d lose my appeal if I wasn’t.”

You lifted your head. “Can I be annoying and ask for something to change into? This dress sucks. And it was his favorite.”

Ryan nodded and stood, leading you to his bedroom. He grabbed an old tee, the Everett Silvertips logo mostly faded, and some shorts from his closet. “Take as much time as you need. I’ll have hot chocolate waiting for you.”

He leaned in and pressed a soft, gentle kiss to your forehead before he left you alone in his bedroom. You moved slowly to the bathroom, leaving the door open. Staring in the mirror, you studied your appearance. Your eyes were bloodshot and swollen, with mascara everywhere but actually on your eyelashes. Your hair was a mess, and you just looked tired.

As you reached for a wash cloth to try and clean yourself up a bit, not that Ryan actually cared, you let your mind wander back to your conversation with Pierre-Luc.

“We need to talk.”

You cautiously set your purse down on his dining room table, not quite sure what to expect next. “Is everything okay?”

He was pulling at his hair, his nervous tick, and you felt your throat closing in. This was it. He was ending things. He was bored and tired of entertaining you. This arrangement wasn’t fun for him anymore like it was for you. He didn’t enjoy seeing you on a regular basis like you did with him.

“This, us, we have to end it. It’s over.”

“You don’t mean that.”

He nodded. “I do. I care about you, a lot, but-”

“Bullshit,” you cut him off. He didn’t care. This was all a game to him. He was too young to know any better.

His eyes softened. “Let me explain.”

You shook your head. “There’s another girl, isn’t there? Some girl you met on the road. Or after a game, when I was out of town. Tell me.”

“She’s not just some girl. I was in love with her. I am in love with her.”

You let out a harsh laugh. “Yeah, I know the feeling.”

Pierre-Luc looked confused. “What do you mean?”

You shook your head again. “It’s nothing. Honestly, Luc, if you want this over, it’s done. I’m gone. Good luck with your new girlfriend. I hope she’s everything I couldn’t be.”

He reached for your arm, your name tumbling from his lips. “Wait.”

You looked up at him, tears welling at the corners of your eyes. “I can’t keep waiting.”

Ryan’s voice saying your name pulled you from your thoughts. “You okay?”

You nodded, shaking the memories away. You turned to look at Ryan, a soft expression on his face. “I am, I promise. I’ll be out in a sec.”

He smiled and nodded. “Let me know if you need anything else.”

You expected him to leave, but he stood still in the doorway, studying your movements. He was clearly concerned, and it was sort of cute. Ryan had always been a good friend to you, ever since the day you had met. “Can I ask you something?” He nodded. “Do you believe in love?”

He laughed a little, his hand immediately going to the back of his head. He was nervous. “Uh, I mean, I used to. Love’s pretty hard to keep believing in when you constantly get your heart broken, yeah?” He let out a small laugh, almost a squeak. “Why do you ask?”

You shrugged. “No reason. Just making sure at least one guy on this planet has a heart.”

“Were you in love with him?”

You shook your head almost immediately. “Nah. I had feelings, sure. But it wasn’t love. It was just, the way it felt with him, it was nice. He’s a nice guy. And that’s why I know he didn’t do this to spite me. He broke things off before it could screw him over. I respect him for that. At least he didn’t try screwing two girls at one time.”

Ryan smiled. “Luc wouldn’t know how.”

You smiled with him. “I didn’t love him. I thought I did, but I loved the attention. And I loved getting laid.”

He rolled his eyes and stepped closer to you, pressing another kiss to your forehead. “Your hot chocolate is ready. And I think I still have some Oreos left from the last time you paid me a visit.”

You wrapped your arms around his waist, suddenly needing his touch. “You’ll find love again, Murr. I know you will.”

Ryan’s chin rested on your head. “I think you’re right.”

You stayed like that, your head against his chest, his head on yours, for what felt like hours. You always enjoyed your time with Ryan. You spent a lot of time at his place, watching movies, eating junk food, letting him teach you how to play the guitar. He was one of your best friends, one of your only friends.

When you felt him lift his head, you pulled back to look him in the eyes. His expression was soft, nervous, one you hadn’t seen before. His eyes shifted to your lips and you felt your stomach flip. This wasn’t happening.

“Can I kiss you?”

Okay, maybe this was happening. You nodded slowly, unsure of what to do. Get your shit together. You’ve kissed plenty of boys before. But none of them were this boy. The boy who knew that peanut butter and Oreos was your snack of choice after a long work day. He knew your favorite beer and your least favorite flower. He knew you preferred to watch games from the last row sometimes instead of off the glass. He knew things about you Pierre-Luc never would’ve bothered to learn.

Ryan’s lips on yours caused your train of thought to pull into the station and let off the gas. His lips were soft, like you always assumed they would be. He tasted like chocolate, no doubt from sneaking a taste of the hot chocolate that was cold by now in the kitchen. He had one hand on your cheek, the other at the small of your back, keeping you pressed close to him.

This feeling, it was weird, but good. You could admit to thinking about kissing Ryan in the past, usually when you were drunk and home alone. But you never imagined it could be this good. And it felt right. Like you had been kissing him all your life.

He pulled back and you whimpered, the noise echoing in the bathroom. “Ryan,” you breathed.

Ryan smiled. “Stay with me tonight?” You nodded, unsure of your surroundings at the moment. “Come on, we can watch a movie. I’ll make some new hot chocolate.”

You watched him turn to leave, and your fingers lingered on your lips, occupying the space he had left. “Ryan,” you said, louder than you had intended. “What was that for?”

He turned back to you. His face was soft, his smile so gentle. “Because I like you. And given the chance, I think I could be everything you wanted him to be. Just give me a chance.”

You nodded, slowly, a smile covering your face. “Okay. But only if you kiss me again. That was damn good.”

Ryan closed the space between you in no time, and his lips covered yours. His lips felt like they belonged on yours. His hands belonged on your hips, in your hair, on your back.

Maybe, after all this time, you belonged with Ryan.

#my writing #ryan murray #pierre-luc dubois #one shot #maybe #nhl imagine #columbus blue jackets #cbj

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lavieboheme930 · 7 years

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Yeah, come on now -7 SURVEYS!!

what is something that you don’t like about the room you’re in? Nothing

what color is your toaster, if you have one? Black

is a coffee maker essential for all households? I go to Starbucks and Dunkin every day for coffee

do you know someone who is ‘too young for piercings’ but have them anyway? No.

if you own a pair of chucks, is there anything written on them? Never owned a pair

on your last birthday, what did you do? Went to the movies with Ricky, then celebrated with my bestie Lisa seeing Constantine, then went to a bar to celebrate with friends

what did you eat for dinner last night? Lasagna

do you embrace your flaws? Ehh...not realy

do you have any articles of clothing that have paint splatters? Nope.

does every shirt you own say something on it? No.

has hot wax ever been poured on you? Nope.

if you want to lose weight, how much do you want to lose? I don’t want to.

have you ever worn a tutu in public? When I was little and for dance class

have you ever made your own garden? No.

did you go to preschool? Yes.

^if so, for how long? 1 year.

have you noticed that radio stations repeat songs a lot? I don’t listen to the radio

are shiny things distracting? Not to me

have you ever called someone a poser to their face? No.

do you look people in the eye when you’re speaking to them? Sometimes

if you could get a tattoo right now, what would it be? I wouldn’t

are guys that get their eyebrows waxed attractive to you? The only person I know who does that is Murr..and he is a cutie

what’s the last thing that you added to your favorites? Picture of Sal

do you know your blood type? No.

could you be a teacher? I went to grad school for it but hated it

what personality traits turn you off? Liar

facial hair on guys: yes or no? Yes

when’s the last time you had a two-hour delay? Back in my college days

have you ever done odd jobs around town? No.

have you ever washed a car just for the hell of it? No

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Are you more annoyed when decorations are up two months prior to a holiday or still up two months after a holiday? Unless it’s for Halloween..I don’t like decorations up early

Have you ever had Dippin’ Dots and if so, what’re your thoughts on it and you favorite flavor? I loved the mint ones

What’re the best and worst books you ever had to read for a class? I hated most books I had to read for class cause I’d rather read on my own

What’s the best meal you had at an amusement park. or iIf you haven’t been to one, how about a good meal at another place like a zoo, aquarium or museum? None that I can think of

Who, whether a person or company, emails you the most? Many comedy clubs

If you were given an assignment to draw anything besides stick figures or just doodles, what would you draw? I did this for college. I took a sketching class and we had to do our own gallery for our final. I did celebrity sketches. I sketched, Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, and Viggo Mortensen

Do you own any magnets and do you even like magnets? I have some

What kind of sound or noise freaks you out the most and why do you think it scares you? Just sudden loud sounds in general

If you could get any body part massaged right now, what would you pick? Shoulders

Are the street names in your area in the standard language of your country or in another language? English

What’s the strangest art piece you’ve come across? This sculpture in the middle of a Manhattan street that was a woman and swan having sex

What’s the most clever or unique name you’ve come across for a business? I don’t know.

Are there a lot of Cash for Gold stores in your area? I don’t know...maybe

If you had to name one of your hypothetical future children after a song, which song would you pick? Hmmm...no idea

What’s the best item you’ve bought from the dollar section of a store? Don’t know

Do you ever get meals or snacks when you go to a coffee or smoothie shop? Yes..I’m addicted to the new peanut buttler cookies at STarbucks

Are you a messy eater and what foods do you consume that’re usually messy? Not really

How popular is the bank you or your parents use and can you find one pretty much everywhere or is it not as common? Pretty popular

Do you feel that you have to tip at places like Starbucks or Golden Spoon and when’s the last time you tipped at a place like that, if ever? I tip all the time. I used to work at Starbucks so I know what it’s like to work and not get tips

What’s the strangest thing you’ve witnessed at your work, or if you don’t work, what’s a strange experience you witnessed at a store or restaurant? Oh wow...I worked at Starbucks in Rockefeller Center...a lot of weird shit happened there

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Have you ever taken a break from Facebook or other social media? Why? A little...I needed to get away from someone who hurt me

Who knows about your Tumblr account? Some friends

How would you react if your best friend told you they had cheated on their current (or most recent) partner? I’d be dissappointed. But it’s none of my business

Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party? Were you surprised? Yes. And well...sorta. Reeve accidentally told me about it the night before though. I just didn’t think it was going to be the way it was

What is one thing you’ve always wanted to try? Hmmm....I don’t know why I can’t think of anything right now LOL

What was the longest period it took you to get over someone? Wow...part of me thinks I’m still trying to get over someone

Who is the most talented person you know? Sal <3 <3

Are you currenly platonic friends with anyone you’ve had sex with? I haven’t had sex with anyone

Where did you and your current interest go on your first date? We never went on a date. Unless you count the time we were both at the same party and sat on the same couch and talked LOL

Who was your high school sweetheart? Are you still in contact? I didn’t have one.

Has anyone close to you (or you yourself) ever experienced addiction? How did they (or you) recover? Not that I know of

Is anything currently worrying you? SOrta

What are you naturally good at? Writing and poetry

What is your least favourite song by your favourite artist? I guess it’s got to be A Team by Ed Sheeran. I mean I love him and all, but I think I’m just bored with that song now

What skill do you wish you had learned earlier? My figure skating...though I did pick up on it quickly

Were you popular or invisible in high school? Invisible.

How does your work affect your personal life? I work as an author from home...so pretty much I make my own schedule.

Have you ever experienced two people fighting over you (physically or mentally)? What happened? No

What was the most rewarding thing you’ve ever accomplished? Getting a novel published

Have you ever had an experience that was not in keeping with the sexual orientation you currently identify with? No.

Would you ever consider online dating? I have and it was a horror

Do you or anyone you know have a mental illness? What are the worst misconceptions you have heard about it? I suffer from depression and anxiety and I’m told to calm down or get over it. Or like I’m just upset it’s not depression

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On a scale of 1-10, how great was your last kiss? 8...I messed it up

Do you know how to tap dance? Used to

Did you believe in Santa Clause when you were little? Yes til I was 7

Do you like Easter or Saint Patrick’s Day better? Easter.

What ethnicity is the last person you talked to? Italian

Are you craving any food right now? If so, what? Nope

Where is the nearest Wal*Mart? I guess like half hour or more away

Do you go to the mall every Friday night? Nope.

Do you find cops annoying? No

When was the last time you had seafood? last week

What’s your favourite flavour of Skittles? The mint ones

Do you think Farmville is stupid? Never did it

Would you rather learn how to play the guitar or how to surf? Guitar

Are you currently on your period? No.

When was the last time you went to a party? Jan.

When was the last time you used oil pastels? College

Do you have any interests in psychology? Yes

Do you know who Edward Gein is? No

Have you ever seen ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’? No

Would you rather be bald forever or have no arm? Neither

What would you do if you bumped into Robert Pattinson? OMG....besides faint? HAHA. Seriously, I’d want a photo with him

Don’t you just hate nosy people? They annoy me

Does your mom ever raid through your room when you’re not home? No.

If pot was finally legalised, what would you do? it is legalized here. But since I never smoked it and never would, it makes no difference

Have you ever watched ‘America’s Next Top Model’? If so, who is your favourite model? Only watched the first season cause my college cafe I hung out in used to show it

Have you ever been in a love triangle? No.

How bad are your hangovers? Never had one

Are you any good at geography? Somewhat

Do you know the capital of Nevada? Ehhh...no LOL

What colour are your nails currently painted? How about your toenails? Not painted

Do you have any friendship bracelets? No.

Would you rather have a $50 gift card to Starbucks or a $50 gift card to McDonald’s? Starbucks.

Do you think Taco Bell is nasty? Yes

Do you have a jacuzzi? Nope.

Have you ever broken a bone? If so, what was the cause of it? No

When was the last time you went skiing/snowboarding? I never have.

Does your family own a cottage? No

Are you any good at making things? Yes. If you count writing novels that are all fiction

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Have you done anything lately that you instantly felt was a mistake? Umm...not lately I don’t think

What was the last thing that made you angry? Missing two weeks ago at a comedy club

What color pen ink is your favorite, besides black or blue? Purple

Pencils; Mechanical or Traditional? Mechanical.

What are your views on spontaneous human combustion? Not something I think about

How many dryer sheets do you put in an average load of laundry? I don’t do the laundry.

Know anyone with a substance abuse problem? I don’t think so

Do you tend to want what you can’t have? Not really

What are you most self-conscious about, physically? My hair I guess

Have you ever felt trapped in a relationship? No.

What is your favorite frozen treat? Nothing really

Are you into that whole ‘uniform’ thing? In which way. Cause I hated our uniform at Starbucks

Who was the last person to insult you? I don’t know

Do kittens and puppies melt your heart? Yes

Do you enjoy fishing? Never did it

What kind of car do you WANT to drive? None

Is your bathroom mirror also a medicine cabinet? Yes

What kinds of stuff do you keep on top of your dresser? my diary, poetry book, a magazine of the Jokers <3 <3

What was the last movie you watched? Beauty and the Beast

Who did you watch it with, if anyone? parents

Do you hang your pants in the closet, or fold them in a drawer? Hang them up

What was the last zoo/aquarium you went to? Probably the bronx zoo

Do you like hot chocolate with or without mini marshmallows? I don’t like hot chocolate at all

Do grilled cheese sandwiches pair well with tomato soup? I’m allergic to tomatoes...but before I found out i loved tomato soup, especially with grilled cheese

What was/is your best subject in school? English was my best

Do you wear glasses? Yes.

Would you rather be hot or cold? Hot. I can’t stand the cld

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When people smoke around you, does it make you cough? Yes. I can’t stand it

Would you rather name your child Michelle or Monica? Michelle.

Do you know anyone who works at McDonald’s? My best friend’s brother did. Don’t know if he still does

Do they like working there?

Is it warm out enough to go out in a T-shirt where you live? Nah

Would you rather be able to teleport or be invisible? hmm...both I’d like. Guess teleport though

If someone offered you a million dollars to move to the opposite end of the earth, would you? Why or why not? Sure. Just would want to

What do you do when you have an itch you can’t itch? Nothing

What is your mom’s and dad’s favorite TV show? I got my mom into Impractical Jokers with me..so whenever it’s on we watch it

How did you get your hair the way it was today? I just washed it so it’s its natural curly

Have you ever felt like you lost a part of yourself? I guess

How so? I don’t know

What is your best friend’s favorite relative? I don’t know

Would you rather marry Batman or Superman? Batman

Have you ever suspected your mom or dad of having an affair? No.

Do you think buying second hand clothes is gross? No.

When’s the last time you wished your day would just be over already? Hmm...I don’t know

If you found out the last person you kissed was moving to a different country, how would you feel? Honestly I would be upset. Though I shouldn’t

Who has the biggest eyes you know? I guess Andy. My favorite from David Cook’s bamd

Name something you know about algebra. I find it pointless

Does it gross you out when your parents kiss? No.

Do you have a playlist made on Youtube? Yes many

Do you like dollar stores? Actually...I hate them. I get such claustrophobic in them

What’s the last thing you bought from one? I have no idea. I try not to go into them

Are your eyes hazel? Nope

Do you know anyone with hazel eyes? Probably

Are most of your books from Chapters, Coles, etc or used book stores? Most of mine are from the library

How many people saw your last kiss? Everyone on the subway

When you younger and misbehaved, what did your parents threaten you with? I was well-behaved actually

Who has the biggest ego you know? A certain friend I know I think does

Do you think it’s weird how babies are made? N

Has the last person you hugged ever seen you in only underwear? No

If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it? Sometimes

Have you seen The Strangers? Yes. Still trying to figure it out LOL

Have you ever lost a friend over the opposite sex? Yes

Describe your appearance right now. pajamas and my hair is wet from the shower

How would you react if your last ex wanted to get back together?

Are you comfortable in a short skirt? So-so

Do you and your family go on a vacation ever year? No

When you were going out with your last ex and you had the chance to date your celebrity crush, would you have left your bf/gf for them?

Who was your most romantic moment with? No one LOL

Who does your most embarrassing moment involve? Sal. Seriously...I’m still embarrassed bout my first time meeting him

Does your dad swear? Not really

Do you sweat easily? Sometimes

If your last kiss asked you on a date, what would you say? I shouldn’t say yes...but I probabky would

When you like someone, do you picture what your children will look like? Yes LOL

What’s one memory you wish would just vanish? Meeting a certain ex friend for the first time

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Do you and your dad get along? Yeah

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve ever kept a goldfish alive for? Never had a goldfish

Can you see your purse right now? Yes

Are you wearing any perfume? What kind? Nope.

Are there products in your hair? No.

Have you ever eaten cat food? No

When you get colds, do you use nasal spray to help get your nose unstuffy? I have to use nasal spray normally cause of chronic sinusitis

Do you actually like sneezing? No

What about coughing? No

Have you taken a shower yet today? Just did

How many pets do you have? 1 dog

Do you actually like them? Love my liyylr furball

Do you have one best friend who is always there for you? Yes. Ricky.

Do you wear skirts a lot? No

Do you basically live in jeans? No

Do you wear sweatpants a lot? No. Do’t wear them at all

How many pairs of jeans do you think you have? 2

Do you like hoodies? yes.

Big ones or the form fitting kind? form fitting

Do you wear polo shirts a lot? I don’t have any.

Do you straighten your hair? All the time

Did you ever actually have a rubber duck? No

Are you one of those people who claim to live with no regrets? No

Do you love your computer? Not really

Do you drink coffee? Yes every day

Do you basically like all of your clothes? Yes

Do you shop mostly with your parents, your friends, or by yourself? With my mom.

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