#my grandma sent me this

[suiheisen]

j… jesus oppa ;____;

#ashsksjsks jesus k-idol era… and when he does his comeback stage…..??? #i just want you to know the last thing i saw before my plane took off was an “i’m going to jesus cafe” message from my grandma #and the first thing i saw when i landed fifteen hours later yesterday was 130+ unread messages on kakaotalk #and i opened it and most of it was cutesy photos my grandma had sent me of her and white jesus #also: she is not even christian…. her friends were like wanna come and she was just like WHY NOT? #also… if you’re interested… in japan there’s a manga called 聖☆おにいさん (translated as ‘saint young men’) #which focuses on the lives of roomates jesus and buddha #(also there are fancomics based on this… including. of course. jesus/judas) #christmas

[oscill4te]

#my grandma sent me this i love it

[spacemancharisma]

#angel tag #sorry lmao I’m high and home alone and my grandma sent me a video of me and them #and I was like woowwwwwwww my best friend #personal #ask to tag lol #and then 30 minutes later id made this

[girlblocker]

im taking full credits at school and working ~15 hours a week at my jobs and my cat is in the pet emergency room and my grandmother is in hospice Waiter can i please get a Break

#i thought either my grandma or my cat died bc my mom sent this text being like 'can you call me'... #turns out neither has. yet. but stay tuned for updates i guess #grandma has rapidly declining dementia #and cat has kidney disease and now something else #they should make human to cat kidney transplants possible NOW!!!!!! id give him my kidney

[shibusawaz]

merry Christmas from me and comically tiny Santa hat Aku

#MY GRANDMA SENT ME A BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS AND 50 DOLLARS WORTH OF ROBUX BAHAHAHAA #thanks grandma #bungou stray dogs #bsd #akutagawa bsd #akutagawa ryunosuke

[darkvioletcloud]

Do you think Louisa would share minion memes on facebook?

She would, as well as inspirational quotes and recipe videos. Louisa also doesn't know the secret meanings of emojis.

Anyway the McElroy Bros would do a Minion Quotes episode using entirely posts made on Louisa's Facebook wall.

#asks #not art #oc: louisa #anyway I haven't been able to log into my Facebook in at least five years #My grandma keeps telling me she sent me something on there #and I have to tell her that FB won't let me in unless I provide my state ID or something #fuck you Mark Zuckerberg you ain't getting that shit #not just because of privacy reasons but because I look like a ghoul on my ID

[hafwen]

My husband said we needed to water down the shit of the day so we should go to TJ Maxx

Look at the cute little mug with mushrooms and silicone lid to keep it warm!

#it was $8 #and i haven't been there in years #between COVID and my health leaving the house is so hard #but we were out and i was upset #and he was right #it did water down the shit of the day #we were late for my 2nd meds #but look at the mug i got #buying things isn't always the answer but my grandma sent me $25 for Christmas #so thanks Grandma #personal #mushrooms

[ihamtmus]

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#having covid on christmas and spending it totally alone might be terrible but #my dad mom sister cousin former flatmate and a friend all offered to (video)call me to spend some part of the day with me #and my sister sent my brother in law to bring me food #and my grandma sent my uncle to bring food to my parents' house #so my dad is gonna bring me food from my mom AND my grandma #like guys 🥺🥺😭 #people are so lovely #my post #personal

[beatlebugblog]

george harrison ♥️

#the beatles #george harrison #ohhhh my god #im so crazy for him #thank you grandma #she sent me this

[lexa-griffins]

Finally stopped freezing anytime I clicked on my university's website and got enrolled for the second year of my masters.... that started last week 😶

#ignoreme.jpg #still have to send an email to my professor who sent me an email in JULY #how do i tell her nicely that my anxiety sky rocketed during the summer i felt horrible most days #my grandfather died at the start of the summer and I had a weird time grieving him and it was also the 1 yea anniversary of my grandma dyin #and my mom being diagnosed with cancer again and that after a month the idea of responding made me wanna cry #shes a great professional..... a little cold tho #tiny rural born portuguese woman usually are #you know what: thats tomorrow's me problem!

[ceaselessbasher]

Every day I get more proof that people over 70 don't think my job is real

#yesterday my orthodontist was asking me about my job at uni #and i told him i no longer had that one but i still had my other job [explains job] #and then several times during the checkup he repeated that i was living in a 24/7 vacation state #and maybe by my next appointment I'll have a job #today my greataunt sent me a text saying that she and my grandma were going out to a museum and asked if i wanted to go with #and I'm like job! i have a job! sitting at computer making website work is a fulltime job! #mogologue

[haunted-plush]

I keep doing this thing where I get really into a hobby [usually craft related] and I'll be SO psyched for it and after like a week I just fucking forget about it completely but I'll never actually get into the hobby itself I'll just watch a million youtube tutorials but never buy any of the materials or try it myself because I never get to that stage in the process

#there are a few exceptions #i tried making a furry shark tail #it looks horrible and it sits in my closet [with no way to even wear it] #along with all the leftover materials #my grandma sent me a bunch of embroidery stuff a few years ago that i did for like a week and got frustrated and gave up #i basically just have a box in my closet with a bunch of random crafting shit #and not one but TWO different mini sewing machines #...i need to clean out my closet #garf haunts your dash

[micamone]

i haven't even fucking opened the lolcats folder yet

#treasure trove of old imgs in here #i am... THIS old #my posts #i would get emails with these sent to me by my grandma. remember the darwin awards does anyone remember those

[averagemrfox]

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#my grandma passed away in 2022 and my cousin had sent me a voicemail she had left her #I’m not sure how long it was before she pass that our gram sent it but it must’ve been a while #bc of how lucid she sounded #anyway I couldn’t listen to it back then. I finally just listened to it for the first time #so that’s how my day is going

[dear-kumari]

White Boomer/Gen X clients when you politely ask them to pay you a reasonable amount or forego your services

#Local small business grandma just sent me a seething email bc I dared to estimate around $200 for logo and business card designs #/around/ $200. specifically $10/hr. for several digital mockups and unlimited revisions and final designs she could use in perpetuity. #I resisted the urge to send her links to sites placing $200 on the lowest end of freelance business card designs #and the related urge to slowly explain the difference between original art and the dubiously sourced clip art shit she sells people #and the completely separate urge to just call her a nasty cunt. unfortunately she does personally know my mom #So I was nice :) #who am I to tone police a hardworking bleach blonde all-American 50-70 year old teenage girl? #gif #Kumari abuses the tagging system #Kumari procrastinates irl

[howldean]

birthday tomorrow 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#nobody can make it……. aiouoo :/ #wish i was joking but im going to a thing and sent it to a bunch of my friends and i only heard back from four people and they said they #couldn’t make it. no one else said jack shit at all. what the fuck guys #and i was so excited for saturday birthday!! so people could come!! and here we are. then there’s lunch on sunday with my mom and brother #and grandma and dad (he’s not invited he just lives with my fucking grandma) and i need to make it through that #i’d bet a great deal that my dad got some amazon search supernatural junk despite me telling him that’s like !! the one thing i don’t want #(yes i want spn trash. but it has to be Good spn trash or Camp spn trash. and he ain’t doing that)