HAPPY HALLOWEEN (the pink fortnite jacket was the closest thing I had to pips red jacket :/)
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ever since i finally got my driver's license i haven't really used doordash much at all but. my legs are hurting so bad from walking so much at work the last 2 days . . . i can't do it. i broke down.
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My family and I went to Somerset for a road trip yesterday. We went to King Alfred's tower first. I have never felt more like a victim of the Vast as I have during that entire experience.
First of all, the tower is fucking huge. And fucking useless. It's a folly. Its only purpose is for people to go up to the top and look at the surrounding land. I will admit, it has a nice view. But that's the only thing I liked about it.
The only way to get to the top is to go up a spiral staircase in a corner. It's just a pillar of stairs. There is no handrail but there is a rope attached to the inside of the spiral, which is a bad place to put it. There are a few small windows that let in a little bit of light and quite a lot of wind. There are two hundred and five steps.
I swear I wouldn't have been surprised if Simon fucking Fairchild had been going up those stairs with us. They seemed to go on forever. I was practically hyperventilating the whole way up. I'm not normally that scared of heights but I really didn't like that experience. Towards the end I felt so unsteady that I had to put my hands on the steps as well as my feet, and when I went down again I just bumped myself down on my arse like a fucking toddler. For two hundred and five steps. It was humiliating.
The silver lining is that my mum went up and down behind me and she was laughing with me about how much the whole experience sounded like a bad TMA episode.
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everyone only talks about hangovers but no one talks about how sore ur body is after going out
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my dad is an asshole for two reasons.
1. every single thing he ever did in my life
2. passed down restless leg syndrome to me
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My friends are trying to get me to sin by removing my cat from my lap, truly the worst sin of them all.
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I walked 11 kilometers today and had to use my cane after about 7. If I don’t pass out tonight, I’m throwing hands
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my brother is playing “I’m still standing” very loud and I cannot get up to tell him to lower it this is cruel
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