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muffinvelocity · 10 months
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thanks I hate it
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computerhaze · 1 year
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why does posting alleviate the agonies to such a degree
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how do you even tell your doctor, "I think I'm going insane"?
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fairyreblogs · 12 hours
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Scout can NEVER try cooking an omelet because Spy would walk in and see Scout's first ever attempt and since its not a perfect omelet Spy would give criticism and then try to teach Scout how to make a perfect omelet to honor his french heritage but Scout would be so outraged by what he perceives as Spy insulting his attempt and then trying to take over so he would just leave the kitchen and not eat anything for lunch, leaving Spy alone in the kitchen with all the omelet materials wondering why trying to teach his son how to make the french meal did not work
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ansy-tea · 3 months
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Y'all ever stopped listening to your favorite bands for about 2 years for reasons you don't even know yourself. Maybe it's because you're busy. Maybe it's because you thought you've acquired new tastes. You really don't know. But then suddenly you listened to one song of theirs again and now you're sobbing over how good the songwriting was? And now that you're not a dumb High Schooler without much experience you understand the lyrics even more?
Anyways that's me with Fall Out Boy right now lmao. It's high time I listen to their new album later.
#incoherent rambles#ansy-stalks#confession: would yall kill me if my fave album of theirs is MANIA hAHAHAHHA—#LISTEN#NONE OF THE SONGS WERE A MISS— lord i remember how people criticized that album in its release and how fans are worried about the dubstep-y#vibe (me too cuz “yo idk much about music but how will andy & joe do this live im sorry im dumb 😭”)#then again none of their songs in their wholeass discography is a fricking miss anyways /absolutely biased#even their covers are fun to listen like I Wanna Be Like You??? That sht is on repeat lmao. I Wann Dance With Somebody?? good sht dawg#I think my second fave album is either Folie & Save Rock and Roll? Just cuz Folie is my vibe and SRAR were all dhxjkwjfiaokeixiw <33#Every fan loves Infinity On High for sure— Golden & ILALWTWIATTGYO (me & you) makes me sob every time#broooo the raw ass line of “I saw God crying at the reflection of my enemies and all the lovers with no time for me”#and “the best way to make it through with hearts & wrists intact is to realize two of the three ain't bad. aaaIIINT BAAAAAADDD—”#for folie a deux there's not a damm instance where I did not feel sadness over What A Catch Donnie. Dawg. The way Elton John sings his part#too bro 😭😭😭😭#AND HOLYYY SHT THE AFTER(LIFE) OF A PARTY PHCCKKK I FORGOT HOW THAT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME HOLD IT IN HSJDJKSOSID#i would skip that song cuz it makes me so sad sometimes 😭😭😭😭#OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME RETHINK MY ORDER OF FAVE ALBUMS HAHAHAHHAHA#“I'm a stitch away from making it AND A SCAR AWAY FROM FALLING APART. APART. BLOOD CELLS PIXELATE AND EEEYEESS DILATE- KISS AWAY THE TEARS#AND KILLS ON THE MOUTH OF AAAALLLL. MY FRIIIEEENDS—“ PHHHHCCKCKKKSIEOS 😭😭😭😭😭😭#JDJAI WAIT AND THE ENTIRETY OF SOPHOMORE SLUMP#OKAY I NEED TO STFU IN THESE TAGS HAHAHAHAHHA#okay to defend my MANIA adoration (do people still hate this album? hope not). ***Bishop's knife trick.***#“I'm sifting through the sand.Looking for pieces of broken hourglass.Trying to get it all back—put it back together—As if the time#had never passed. I know I should walk away but I just want to let you break my brain and I can't seem to get a grip. no. no matter how I#live with it. thESE ARE THE LAST—“#I'm sorry. the delivery is just too delicious.#MANIA is a fricking mixbag of weirdly mainstream inspirational songs- to suddenly; drugs- to actually being unhinged- to one of the saddest#“im tryina redeem myself” song(s) (heaven's gate- church- and bishop's)#okay i really need to shut up 😭#aight. i will stop.
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skeletonpendeja · 7 months
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Drawing her again
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swifty-fox · 2 years
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You blocked the door to the tomb
Well, I hope you let me out soon
These ropes were subtle and neat
You said it's OCD
I remember the silly cartoons
And the smell of summer afternoons
The lost cause of dying in a room
Where you were born to be
- Manic Memories by Des Rocs
Oh you thought I was done with this story?! I think not!!!
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runawayfuture · 3 months
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"mid" 20s? actually i find it quite - *remembering i have to go to the rheumatologist and also schedule some physical therapy and occupational therapy appointments before my insurance resets* actually yeah fair enough
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dyingnights · 7 months
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gonna skip school tmr
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soldier-poet-king · 2 years
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had to order a keyboard mat AND an embroidery hoop stand bc my body has decided to be a wuss and stop functioning at the ripe age of 26 and office work + needlepoint + video games have given me an RSI and possibly a cyst and everything HURTS
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squirgul · 10 months
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once i stop being too disabled to finish any art projects it’s over for y’all
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bitchthefuck1 · 11 months
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Entering my knee brace era
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italiantea · 1 year
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toytulini · 2 years
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perhaps scrolling tumblr mobile was not the wisest decision?
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izzy-b-hands · 2 years
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Broke down and called in sick today because this antibiotic is trying to kill me via my digestive tract. What is the point of a medicine that makes u sicker.
@ my antibiotics u suck u dickfucks. And that term is more a compliment than anything, that's how hard u suck. Antibiotics. Cephelan or whatever the fuck the generic is.
I haven't slept much so it's gonna get weird today fyi.
Edit: lmaooo my apologies to the blog it accidentally @ ed in the original post here. I did not see that right away, my bad. The lack of sleep makes itself shockingly apparent here ajdbfkgn
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katzenmas · 2 months
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daddy kink this daddy kink that, you are WRONG Simon Riley has a mommy kink i will die on this hill.
At first he doesn't even show it, thinks it'll scare a pretty bird like you off. Is content to play the role of the dominant man in the relationship, ignoring his own needs and urges just to make sure you are pleased.
BUT one time he comes back from a particularly rough op, his whole body is aching and he just wants to be taken care of, so you get on your knees and when you take him into your mouth he falls apart.
the tiredness is weighing down on his mind, it has him shaking and bucking his hips up and whining.
"yeah mama jus' like tha" he slurs and you suck more vigorously, the nickname igniting something in you, simon shudders and cums into your mouth, falling back on the couch with a sigh and his eyes closed, his spent cock twitches and you clean him up.
"What is it baby? want me to take care of you?" His eyes fly open when you take his softening dick into your hand and start slowly moving your wrist, overstimulation burns at his nerve endings.
" S'too much love can't take it" suddenly your hand picks up in speed, making Simon throw his head back with a deep groan.
"That's not what you called me before. Do it right baby and i will give you what you want"
Simon fights with himself, the embarrassment of you catching in on what he said burns a hole through his chest, but your hand is not letting up and it almost hurts.
"please fuck mama take care of it f'me please" you grin and slow your strokes, watching Simon fall apart below you with variations of 'mommy' falling from his lips.
"my good boy, let's get you cleaned up" Simon feels his cock twitch again at the nickname.
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