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endlessmidnights · 7 months

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I push people away as a challenge to see if they will stay no matter what

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melaniehere91 · 1 year

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How can both of THESE men...

Do this...

So well...

I mean hot damn😈🤤❤

#markipler egos #markiplier #jacksepticeye #jacksepticegos #darkiplier #antisepticeye #why is he so attractive #why am i this way #is it hot in here?

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slutforsilverfoxes · 8 months

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Me, eating a brownie while reading absolute filth:

I’m so good at this whole self care thing

#hotch smut #all in a days work #self care #get you a roomie who can bake #it was still warm if anyone’s curious #it’s kinda like cannabalism bc I too am a brownie #sometimes i think i'm funny #sf2 thots #why am i this way

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miss-celestia13 · 6 months

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Writing smut means you walk around your house listening to your smut playlist at full volume, and yelling out shit like; “I’ve made up my mind! I’m doing anal!” At the top of your lungs. All my neighbours heard that and now I can never look them in the eye. I wish this was the first stupid thing they’ve seen from me, but there is a long history of me making an absolute cuntspangle of myself around them all. Whatever. I’ll shout something even more scandalous later and hope they forget this one.

#writing smut #shameless smut #writing life #fanfiction #writers things #smut is art #smut is life #fanfic #duskwood fanfiction #smut and fluff #writer life #writer problems #why am i this way #i am a mess #the smuttier the better #female writers #women writers #woman writers #writers of tumblr

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gravity-falls-fanatic89 · 3 months

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I would like to know why I go into this state, completely prepared to write the part of my story I've literally dreamed of, the story ive been thinking of for weeks, the kick in the pants I've wanted...

And I mentally just go:

NOPE.

Why??????????????

😭🙃😬😭🫣😑😳😵‍💫😫

#this is some bullshit #bah #why am i panicking #why am i sweaty #why am i this way #feels like angry sock puppet dipper

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savimatteo2810 · 2 years

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The Chain playing Minecraft HCs

Time - The only one with a house. He has a huge wheat farm, a bunch of animals, a bunch of dogs, he’s having such a good time. However, he has no idea how the game works and he’s walking around really awkwardly because he still hasn’t learnt the controls. Minding his own business, forgets the crafting recipes all the time and honestly just there for a good time. He’s enjoying himself. Get this man a fishing rod, because he will loose his mind when he realises he can fish in game as well.

Legend - Stealing from everyone. “Hey, has anyone seen my diamonds?” someone asks. “No, sorry.” Legend replies while wearing a full set of diamond armour he definitely did not have a few minutes prior. He’s very mediocre at the game, but he built a house and now he’s preoccupying himself by just... stealing everyone’s riches. Doesn’t usually play the game, so he gets bored very quickly. Terrorises the villagers as a result of this. Don’t give him a flint and steel, he's the griefer of the group. Killing Twilight’s minecraft animals, probably.

Wild - Speedrunning the game. He disappears in the first five minutes and they don’t see him for hours. The only idea they have of what he’s doing is the achievements popping up in the chat box. Like, oh looks like he’s getting stone, iron, oh he deflected a skeleton’s arrow- WAIT, NOW HE’S IN THE NETHER? BLAZE RODS? He’s killed the dragon, now. Next time they see him he has full netherite and the dragon egg. Sir. How have you done this.

Hyrule - Having mad internet issues. Lagging in and out of the game. Every movement looks like he is floating, and his mic? Shambles. Terrible. When his game isn’t running at five frames a second, he’s getting himself lost in caves and mines. Usually, he spends most of their gaming sessions wrestling his internet connection to let him play for more than two seconds at a time. “Brb, gonna go kick my router” or “I need a better laptop” are common things to hear from him.

Wind - Dying every five seconds. Wind? He's been playing the longest out of everyone so he probably knows the most. Knows all of the spawn mechanics, knows a lot of strange trivia, knows what blocks look good together. Can he actually use any of this knowledge? NO. He’s the wiki of the group, but he’s still kind of terrible at the game. He’s been dying to the same group of mobs for ten minutes. He’s so sick of everything. He’s having such a bad time. Please help him.

Sky - Currently living with Time. Very new to and pretty bad at the game, but doesn’t really care. He’s having a good time. He keeps saying he’ll make a house but they all know he won’t. He wants a bunch of parrots, so he spends four hours transporting a bunch of them back to Time’s house. And then Wind tells him to feed them a cookie. Cue Sky crying. Minding his own business as well, him and Time keeping the entire server fed with that wheat farm since he’s usually the one tending to it because he has nothing else to do. Happy to just walk around and talk with his friends while not doing anything.

Warriors - Living in a village, but like, nicely. He’s building walls around it, he’s killing mobs, he’s just improving a village. Replants all their crops, kicks Legend out when he’s terrorising the villagers, all that good stuff. Anyway, he finds a horse and it’s all over when he gets a saddle. Honestly, no one has seen him for a while, he’s literally just been in this one village building it up, it’s actually a little bit impressive. Probably the best builder out of all of them. Surprisingly bad at PVP.

Twilight - Tripping into all of the dangerous areas and dying. Nether? Didn’t know what it was, ended up dying in lava. Cave? Placed a torch on gravel, fell to his death. Deep Dark? Found the Warden. Never going in a cave again. He is just really clueless to what’s going on. Fairly decent at building, but aside from that? Hopeless. Though he does love the goats. And the dogs. And the cats. Probably has the most pets out of everyone and no one quite knows why, since he doesn’t even have a house for himself. Makes a grave for every animal he has that dies.

Four - Destroying everyone’s peace. He tried to play the game normally at the beginning, but he died and lost everything so he gave up. Now, he’s just wrecking any semblance of peace anyone has. Surprisingly good at trapping people. He has made... so many traps. Everyone is so cautious around things he builds because there is a 90% chance he has trapped it. Really good with redstone and the technical stuff, which no one else can even comprehend because “A comparator does WHAT.” His base would be full of little mechanisms for everything if he actually had one lol

#lu wind #lu wild #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu sky #lu four #lu twilight #lu warriors #lu time #linkeduniverse #linked universe #linked universe headcanons #why am i this way #tag yourself im wind and hyrule

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dumspirovaniloquor · 1 year

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Johnny Rotten and Steve Jones' pictures from Amsterdam in 1977 is something that can be so personal--

#why am i this way #pistol #pistol fx #pistol 2022 #sex pistols #the sex pistols #johnny rotten #john lydon #steve jones

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witch-and-her-witcher · 5 months

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Somebody save me from myself, I'm desperately cleaning before movers arrive?!

#i also moved everything into one room for them to move #why am i this way

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theelderdaughter · 8 months

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Is there a word for when we feel like we barely have the will to exist, and the people around us expect us to be there for them, but we don't know how to tell them that we barely have the motivation to be there for ourselves and that we don't hate them, we just simply need to pause everything for a while and pretend not to exist?

#random #questions #going crazy #mental health #tired #why am i this way #apathy #feeling numb #do you relate #is it just me

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xghostfaceboyx · 10 months

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Living with chronic pain is the weirdest experience. My internal monologue today has been:

Chronic Pain: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: Alright whats going on this time?

Chronic Pain: Don't know just AAHHHHHHHH

Me: Do we at least know what hurts?

Chronic Pain: EVERYTHINGAAHHHHHHHH

Me: Painkillers gonna help or?

Chronic Pain: