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devil works fast but duolingo works faster huh
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isaksbestpillow · 1 year
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Dear associates, I am now going to watch all the Gmmtv 2023 mock trailers and express opinions on them.
Enigma
Warning for anyone else with sensory issues, there was a moment involving nails on glass that felt and sounded really uncomfortable. Not a fan of horror so probably won’t be tuning in, but the school setting could be interesting considering the problems surrounding the Thai education system.
A Boss and a Babe
Choices have been made picking an English title for this show but I like a band called Bump of chicken so I am immune this. I haven’t watched Enchante yet so this trailer is going to be my introduction to Forcebook. It was a cute introduction! No one is wearing a school uniform! Not sure what the plot is yet but might tune in to support my fellow boomers in bl.
Find Yourself
The heterosexual community is also making their contribution to the office romance genre. I kinda like this type of age gap romance, ngl. Looks like a well-intentioned show for ballad loving moms.
Double Savage
I wasn’t concentrating. Ohm plays a misunderstood character. Everyone is angry. Everyone has a gun. Moving on!
Hidden Agenda
I wasn’t concentrating again. This is a lot of trailers! I don’t know who these guys are. I am probably not the target audience. Moving on!
23.5
Stop the press!!!! I actually cried a bit when the trailer dropped, it was a spontaneous reaction. I was pretty sure this was coming because they’ve been teasing it for so long, but still. It’s real!!! And it looks so good!! Just checked and the director is a woman. I couldn’t be happier. Love the insecurity, love the status gap. Love that it’s simple and feels true. Though Milk as a nobody is bizarre to me, girl I would’ve been obsessed with you haha.
เพราะเธอคือรักแรก
Phowaa thöö khyy rak rääk, do you love my Finnish transliteration of Thai language. Is the English title gonna be Because you’re my first love? Is that the girl from the first trailer? That guy is very tall. There’s Neo, he’s everywhere. As he should bc he’s really good. I don’t know what happened in this trailer. Moving on!
Cooking Crush
Offgun have paired up again. They aren’t new to kitchen disasters, this feels very appropriate. Is this going to be a comedy? There’s Neo again. I just watched him and this other guy in the Only Friends trailer where they shot a sex tape, it’s wild being a bl viewer. I like the last scene. I’m easy to please, I’ll probably watch this.
Wednesday Crush
Ohm has reunited with a gun. My attention span is wandering off again. Is that bisexual lighting. I’ll watch if they provide an appropriate number of bisexuals to go with the lighting.
Last Twilight
You can immediately tell this is by p’Aof, it has that vibe. The story feels a lot more fleshed out than a lot of the others. I’ll probably watch for the director but I’m honestly not entirely sold on the casting. You need a certain type of presence to carry this type of story and I’m not sure if these actors have it but time will tell. At least Ayan’s mom is there collecting her paycheck. Namtan’s five seconds of screentime distracted me.
Loneliness Society
This feels a bit like the movie While You Were Sleeping. I like that movie! Probably won’t watch this though unless I run out of study material. I love Janhae, give her roles I can actually watch please.
Only Friends
Stop the press!!!!! I am screaming. I am laughing. I am pressing watch again. I am insane. I love the mess that is Friendzone, I am the target audience of this show. The ensemble is great, I’m already sensing so many vibes and moods. During The Eclipse I kept thinking how I want to see Neo, First and Khaotung explore different roles because they have a lot of potential and range, so I’m super excited to see them and the others take on these characters who maybe aren’t always universally likable or do the right thing!!! And I enjoy that everyone in the group is fucking around and finding out because some bl viewers can be quite strange about your fave even shaking hands with someone they’re not selling mascara with. Though having said that I do maybe want Firstkhao’s characters to end up together even if one or both of them are messy people because their chemistry is just that great so who am I to cast the first stone haha.
Faceless Love
So many trailers. Everyone is tired of me including myself. The tall guy from the other trailer is face blind now. I just realised this is an adaptation of Rich Man Poor Woman with Oguri Shun. Moving on!
Dangerous Romance
A new bl pairing with established names, hooray! Unfortunately, mathematics are involved. I can tell this will be on my dash and I’ll probably end up watching this. I like the dynamic, it feels lived-in.
The Jungle
We are at the club once again enjoying some bisexual lighting. I am naming myself Hippo and moving on.
Midnight Museum Not sure what the plot here is but the vibe stands out from the rest. Gun, Namtan and others are participating in rituals at Tor Thanapob's house. Tor's drink has caught fire.
Our Skyy 2
This is my fever dream and my greatest fear. I want them back but I’m so scared.
Beauty Newbie
I understood nothing. Moving on!
The Interest
This is the last one. I’ve watched so many people get beaten up tonight. We are at the club. I'm not a huge Bright enthusiast so I’m not gonna finish this trailer I’m afraid.
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jrueships · 3 years
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I don’t want to judge…. but are you trying to tell us that your newest ship is…. Rolo??? …. and…. KRIS DUNN????
LiSTEN- LIStEN. OKAY-
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aLSO WHY DO U SOUND MORE SURPRISED ABOUT DUN THAN KRIS HeLP??????? IM KIDDIN OF COURSE BUT LIKE- OKAY- listEN. it's not like- FINAL final (none of my insane rarepairs are of course like if marcus gets a fr on same team bf I won't be upset LOL all my rarepairs are just basically 'i like this player and this player so... what if.. boyfriends??') But LIKE... im still... CONSIDERING... CLOSELY- ... tho kris and lauri sounds cute too ngl their finnish speaking video (that had Greek music in the bg...) was funny!!
But i just think that
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THIS is VERY interesting to me... and im always a sucker for more height difference relationships .... the way Kris doesn't even try stepping AWAY from Robin to smack trae??? He smacks him like he's hiding behind rolo???? Almost like a little kid cowering behind a teacher and only feeling confident enough to hold up a middle finger to his bully because he's got the teacher on his side now??? And the way rolo instantly wraps an arm around kris???????? ITS CUTE LISTEN.LISTEN-
But like??? Personality-wise (the main reason behind my rarepair madness) .. i just REALLY like two stubborn people in a relationship constantly trying to prove the other soft and then inadvertently falling in love with each other because of it.
I'm no astrology ho but APPARENTLY rolo's zodiac is Aries sun LIBRA moon like WOW. So he's like.. I DUNNO... baby... He's a team player but he also wants independence??? So he WANTS to be Different and stand out but hes just so Kind and complementary that he can't help But just fall in the flow??? Which he doesn't really want???? Which makes sense! He wants to be this big scary weird.. caveman and some THINK he is on the surface but really he's just a Disney loving NERD who LOVES superheroes!!!
And Kris is like.. Basically he's kinda eccentric and self-absorbed not in a prideful sense but he's just in his head alot ??? His personality can go from rigid and prickly to charming and open in like. A second. He's just weird like in the picture??? He'll high-five lopez and then remember that trae kinda elbowed him and just go attack mode without thinking twice ??? and it's surprising and that one action makes people think he's just some hot-tempered aggravator but two seconds later he's chill again???
IDK they're both so INTERESTING to me .. I feel like they both can help each other a lot ??? With their personalities ????? but in a fun to write way LOL. Dunn probably challenges rolo's tough guyness a lot; consequently, helping to bring out more of Rolo's soft side. And Rolo can understand Dunn's shifting nature, but also help keep him grounded a bit and out of trouble ?? BUT THEY DO IT THRU LIKE.. arguing and teasing and butting heads a bit because they both kinda pride themselves on being 'fierce'... and then later they resolve things and talk about them.... IDK IDK THIS MAKES SENSE TO ME IN MY HEAD- i KNOW rolo is... kinda ugly and Dunn is essentially 'dunn' (done) in the nba BUT LIKE. LISTEN- THEY THEM... GAY IDIOTS WHO CALL EACH OTHER IDIOTS BUT KNOW THE OTHER IS ACTUALLY REALLY SMART AND IS WILLING TO VOUCH TO THAT FACT ????? LISTENLISTEN.... there is just something ABOUT unexpected relationships ..... that goes BEYOND 'this one is nice and this once is not' like their relationship is COMPLICATED and WEIRD and they don't really know HOW or WHEN it started but it started and they just can't get off it !!!!!!
AND JUST IMAGINE THEM GOING ON A DISNEYLAND DATE ???? THEM B O T H TRYING TO SPIN THE HINGES OFF THE TEACUP RIDE ????? rolo convincing kris to lightsaber fight with him?? Dunn originally being like 'ugh this is so dorky dude' but it's only a short sigh to keep his dignity and he can't help But be charmed by rolo's infectious excitement AND by his OWN excitement ?? so they DUEL and it starts playful until dunn smacks rolo a little Too hard on the arm and then it gets SERIOUS. Idk they probably end up getting kicked out for scaring the children lol. Dunn has bruises and rolo has bloodied scratches. No more lightsaber fighting today :(
Rolo wants to buy a life sized stupid.. expensive soemthin idk like thanos cardboard cut out which Dunn says no to. Then Dunn goes and buys a ton of expensive ass weird candy so rolo rebels and buys the cardboard cut out anyways lol. When they get to the tram train whatever way home, rolo sleeps on dunn's lap using the thanos cutout as a blanket. Dunn keeps waking him up and giving him a concussion because he won't stop bouncing his leg tho from the sugar high. OVERALL... the date is went. It went. Yeah
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the-kipsabian · 3 years
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HEY I FEEL READY TO COME AT YOU i have many people
middy cruz, victoria de angelis, tommi lalli, joonas porko
goooood gimme all them people tho im so ready 👀
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okay first of all files this under men who have prettier hair than me?? im high key jealous tho i could never care for hair that long lmao. i also really like his soft features, he seems like a sweet guy. ..also its high key distracting that he looks like someone i could have definitely gone to school with when i was younger and its sending me LOL (finnish guys have that sort of a look idk maybe its just me)
Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.
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oh she is precious i cant. she has kind of a. soft girlboss energy? does that make sense lmao. like she could step on me and i would thank her for it but she would also be extremely kind about it and probably apologize afterwards. also i love how she has very natural kind of look, like her hair color is great and just a little makeup and yeah. its a very good look for her ~
Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || She Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.
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..i can lump them together as they are in the same band right? thats allowed here LOL. but yeah both of them have really nice features tbh and i remember that tommi has arms so im already like Looking™ and he just. looks so kinda. soft and squishy. so nice
..also ngl joonas fits into my aesthetic way too well for some reason and those curls. i wanna touch. lemme pet. they look so freaking precious and im just OOF. also his freaking eyes i am on the floor wow how dare you make me look at this and feel something LOL (seriously tho ty i needed this tonight lol)
Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.
Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.
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morsobaby · 4 years
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Him is simply sleeping
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Yeah I did hate Nermal. That was probably the point though.
But Heyy Odiee!! He's a good boy!! 🥺
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I most certainly will not draw lipstick on Arlene. But I always found her tooth gap cute + a nice touch. I actually have one too so uh samesies?
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🥯 Is this the closest thing to a donut emoji I have!? It'll have to do..
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Look at that, I felt like drawing normal Garfield stuff. I'm finding myself doing a more realistic art style with them which?? Isn't bad ofc? My art journey will never lack animals it seems ha
Garfield was one of those comics that I was still interested in after dipping on Donald duck and other such. I always just found it very charming. The sarcastic and witty style of comedy probably appealed to a finnish kid raised on sarcasm and dad jokes. Plus, you know, cats. This franchise is still pretty dear to me and tbh if someone told younger me I'd be drawing Garfield fanart for emotional catharsis, I might've been a little dumbfounded ngl 😅
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markstrom · 6 years
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The Canucks are Attractive 101
by @markstrom, @feistyteee, @tomiath, @nhlmarkstrom, @huttsybobuttsy, @pyatts, @baercheese
This is the ultimate guide for anyone who ever said the Canucks are not attractive. Say goodbye to the world as you know it. 
First of all: Swedes. We all know it, Sweden somehow produces the best looking people on this planet and the Canucks have some of them. 
1. Jacob Markstrom 
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Our starting goalie is 6′6 and no one can look at him without melting away. His voice and his sweet Swedish accent is the cutest thing you’ll ever hear. Also: eyebrows. Also: eyes. The curved nose needs a shoutout cause it’s adorable. His face is just a masterpiece of art and anyone who doubts this has, well, no idea of art. We also love to mention his tattoos because damn. 
2. Anders Nilsson
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Only a fool might think one Swedish goalie is enough. Meet Anders Nilsson, another 6′6 goalie from Sweden. He’s the absolute purest sweetheart, as you can spot a pride flag on both his masks. To represent his gay friends, he says. His hair/beard color combo is different but it works. So. Damn. Well. Plus: the freckles, we love them dearly. Our Swedish goalies support each other at all times, goalie controversy? We don’t know her.
3. Alexander Edler 
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He looks like Alexander Skarsgård but on skates. Another sweet Swedish blondie who is also the sweetest dad. His hair always looks on point and he does indeed have a nice tan in his pic. Probably best dressed Canuck, his fashion is on fire. What a man. 
4. Loui Eriksson
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A man also known as The Poodle. His fluffy and curly hair make you want to touch it. His look is sometimes very weird and intimidating and some people might think of Louis Vuitton when hearing his name but remember, this kind of fur is completely Canucks branded. 
5-6. Henrik and Daniel Sedin
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These are our leading Swedish fish and they do look the same. Some people might say they aren’t really pretty, but hey if you’re into gingers, we got two identical ones for you. We aim to please. 
Next: the team dads (Disclaimer: this does not mean they actually have kids). We got plenty of them and they’re mostly cute and obviously good with kids – or still single.
7. Sam Gagner
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Sam Gagner aka Gags is a really smiley. GAGNER WITH SCRUFF IS ICONIC. Also smirk smirk smirk. He likes to wear an all white mouthguard that makes his teeth look weird during the game but that’s okay because he needs to protect his perfect smile at all costs! Bonus: He looks so comforting like you can trust him with your life.
8. Brandon Sutter
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His sarcasm is A+ comedy. He also looks like he could play the role of a guy everyone falls in love with on The Young and the Restless. He’s just very pretty, hair is soft, light scrub and eyebrows are 👏🏼. His eyes are pretty and they are very kind. Also that little smile/smirk is giving me all kinds of feelings ngl.
9. Christopher Tanev
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He most definitely looks better with teeth than without. Tanev is the protective type of guy, he takes pucks to the face for you but mostly for Marky, literally. Long hair don’t care. The soft, dark brown of his eyes can tell that he couldn’t hurt a fly. Bet he takes the ladies out on good dates too.
10. Michael del Zotto
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“Michael Del Zotto does wedding photoshoot, does not actually get married”
“New Vancouver Canucks defenceman Michael Del Zotto was named one of our nation's 25 Most Eligible Bachelors”
“Just showed up, plugged in his iPod without anybody asking, just plugged it in”
Michael del Zotto, more commonly known as DJ MDZ has Italian heritage as you might realize in his name. He’s got curls curls curls. Simple, overall goof who often thinks too highly of himself. Further he’s the absolute kind and friendly standard Canadian. 
11. Erik Gudbranson
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YOU CANT TELL ME HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE GQ COVER!!! Certified male model Erik Gudbranson. God definitely was in a very good mood when he gave him his face. His nose is straight and thin, it just makes you want to tap on it. His smile is very comforting and so is his look. His eyebrows are a statement. This guy knows for sure what a hairstyle is. His sense of fashion is straight out of a fashion magazine. The scrub is just the whipped cream on top, his face is artwork. 
12. Markus Granlund
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Looks quiet and serious but has a great sense of humor and arguably some of the best Instagram posts. He’s from Finland so if you want a Finnish player we have all ages. He’s got pretty green eyes.
13. Alex Biega
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Alex Biega is a cute family man. Great with kids, nice, cute smile, rosy cheeks, nice nose. Con: he has no hair, but you don’t see that when he’s wearing a helmet.
Next up: our young guns! They are all handsome af and just overall lovable. They’re fast and speedy and some of them are thicc af. Save the best for last, our personal favorites.
14. Ben Hutton
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1. If you’re ever feeling down, watch a hutton video, he’s happy 24/7 and knows how to have fun. 2. He’s always smiling and his smile can brighten a room. 3. Those dance moves tho. Who knew a “Barbie girl” lip sync could be so hot. 
15. Darren Archibald
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He is a wall, he is badass and that makes him so ass. His skin looks very soft and his beard does actually look good, not like Guddys. HIS BEARD IS PERFECT. His eyebrows are straight up goals and look at the dark, kind brown of his eyes. Beautiful.
16. Bo Horvat
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Bo’s face is chiseled like a god. He carries his dog because he doesn’t want to make him walk. He love to go to the beach with his dog but he doesn’t let him swim because he’s “more of a sinker”. His nose is very cute and his body is damn well trained you can just look at him forever. Bo has very soft short hair and he is often amused by Brock’s non-existant smile. 
17. Brendan Gaunce
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Baby face Brendan Gaunce has the hairstyle of a guy from elementary school. His lips are so red at all times it’s inhuman. He looks very innocent but it feels like he’s not. He’s just kind of there, no one really knows how or why. Kind of looks like a little baby deer. 
18. Tyler Motte
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Fact: There are no good pics of him in the inter webs. Tyler “Applesauce” Motte kinda looks like a college kid from a frat. He’s a very fast skater and his penalty killing is absolutely sexie. 
19. Nic Dowd
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Dowdy is just overall an incredibly handsome guy. That hair line and the wavy fluff, can you see it? Beautiful. The cheek bones? Beautiful. He could work as a male model if he wanted but fortunately he plays hockey to bless us with his beautiful face. 
20. Troy Stecher
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Stechy has straight up the most adorable dog on this planet. Let’s be real if anyone says Phoebe isn’t their favorite Canuck they’re lying. Kind of an underrated defence man so not a lot of people fully appreciate him. He’s like that rough and tough hockey player that’s also very adorable. His voice is simply great. 
21. Brendan Leipsic
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Where do we start here? First of all he calls his dog his son and it’s very adorable. Also his curls. CURLS. They match his face so well and they are absolutely adorable. His lips have a perfect shape and look so soft. Generally his face looks just super soft and kind. Also, have you ever noticed his fashion sense? Definitely one of the best dressed guys on the team. He’s also very aggressive on the ice and he hustles and works very well with our favorite d-man Derrick Pouliot. His nickname is delicious country gravy because he works so well with the chicken strip.
22. Brock Boeser
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Here we go, it’s time for Prince Charming! The hockey community on here already knows how great he is and look I even found a rare footage of his shiny smile. Whenever he smiles he helps the global warming because his smile melts icebergs. Awesome. He always chews on his mouthguard rather than use it and his mom doesn’t like that. Oh, he also went to prom with a girl who has down syndrome and that’s really the type of guy he is. His flow is legendary and often his hair look like actual gold. He leaked his hair routine and apparently he just uses Head and Shoulders shampoo. 
23. Nikolay Goldobin
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Goldy is the most adorable Russian puppy you can find anywhere in the NHL. His hair are super fluffy and he doesn’t know how to wear a hat but that only makes him look even more adorable. His nose is so small and round it’s absolute gold! Don’t even get me started on his eyebrows because they are flawless! He got the most innocent and sweet smile out there, he always seems happy. You want to squeeze his cheeks and generally just hug him. It seems like he gives nice hugs. 
24. Sven Bärtschi
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@baercheese is here to confess her love: “My cute little Swiss boy ♥ my forever favourite & definitely underrated in the looks department & as a hockey player. His nose might not be straight but it’s still cute (I will fight you if you disagree) and his hair is always slicked back to perfection👌🏻 If you haven’t heard him talk you need to because he has a sight accent and it’s my favourite thing in the entire world 😍 He’s also a known dog lover & has a dog named Bear (named after himself basically), what’s not to love?”
25. Derrick Pouliot
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Derrick Pouliot, also commonly known as Poulet, chicken strip and super strip is our cutest chubby teddy defenseman and we all know it. He grew up in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan and not a lot of people got to appreciate his beauty so far. His hair are the pure fluff and make you just want to run your hands through it. His face looks so soft, his eyes are warm and you just want to squeeze his cheeks ngl. Listen to his voice once and you never want to listen to something else ever again. He is not really tall and his hockey gear looks kind of too big for him, the others love to pat his head. Sometimes his hair get a little curly and it’s just the cutest thing ever. Just by looking at him you can tell that he gives the best and softest hugs ever and he makes you feel comfortable at all times. He is really silent and not outgoing, he needs a lot of time to feel comfortable with new people but that’s totally okay. He’s super cute with kids and just overall totally lovely and kind. A real Canadian.
26. Jake Virtanen
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Jake Virtanen is the ultimate snack. He’s half Canadian, half Finnish and 100% babe. The man can skate. Fast. Right into my heart. To quote the great philosopher of our time, Taylor Swift, he’s so gorgeous, it actually hurts. He has the cutest dance moves and the most precious smile. When he does that little slanted smile, I swoon, you swoon, we swoon. Bonus: When he works hard his face turns red and it’s adorable lmao.
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markstrom · 6 years
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Markus Granlund!
Ngl he’s such a standard Finnish dude to me it’s very funny. But that’s nothing negative. He’s been injured since forever but he’s very cute and I like him. Also he’s a canuck so 8/10
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