#no it isn’t

[novelist-becca]

Once again, I hate hate hate it when certain people that saw TOH judge Luz based ONLY on how in episode 1 she brought fireworks to school and let loose live snakes and spiders.

And just boil her down to that.

#they act like that’s her hobby #no it isn’t #pay attention #I saw a video of some guy claiming that Luz lacking self awareness and ‘common sense’ was bad writing #no it’s not she’s just neurodivergent #and she matured and learned from those mistakes/incidents #she’s FAR from a terrorist #he also pointed out the reasons those three folks were in the conformitorium and said it wasn’t fair to compare them to Luz #the owl house #toh #owl house #luz noceda #media literacy #you can have your opinions #but this was a wrong opinion

[monards]

so tragic dove has had gray hair since like 20. it’s okay I support the elderly population.

#‘actually it’s blonde-‘ #no it isn’t #sh… #DID YOU SEE THE WEDDING PHOTOS #INSNAITY #dove

[ask-cloverfield]

it is kinda weird that like I kept seeing stuff about how the cgi allowed Minus One Godzilla to be even more expressive in a way we couldn’t get with suits and like

I feel like Minus One’s was one of the least expressive Godzillas we have had

#Minus One #i fucking love the movie and the cgi usage for the healing was fucking great #But #People insisting that the cgi is so much better than some of the suit acting and animatronics is just baffling #also like get it budget suits and sets are fucking expensive #‘’Godzilla is now capable of subtle expressions’’ #No it isn’t

[katmiscellanious]

WHAT!?!? MERLIN!?!? WHAT THE

FUCK!?!!!?!???

#merlin #Merlin is BACK #no it isn’t #I don’t ducking believe it #like really #this CANNOT be real #be so fucking fr rn #are you JOKING? #your JOKING

[hawkp]

Which hoe in the M*A*S*H writers’ room had the hots for Rudyard Kipling?

#they had at least two refrences to his work that I can recall off hand #which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice #no it isn’t #shut up ari #mash #m*a*s*h #mash 4077

[stick-ball-equals-pain]

I don’t agree with the head canon abt transfem Jedediah,,, I DO however believe with my whole chest that Sydney is gender fluid

#it’s a fact #it’s canon #no it isn’t #I’m just projecting #camp here and there

[natmfan]

In the end at least they didn’t put us through another sylki kiss

#a win is a win #no it isn’t #i’m never recovering #loki spoilers #loki season two

[thegreatgaygay]

Ok so the whole Les mis fandom is autistic cool cool we slayed fr

#Les mis #it’s what victor hugo would have wanted #no it isn’t #but it is #actually it’s what Javert would have wanted #no further questions

[gilettefusion5]

Me while playing totk and being very normal: I’m going to create a full table to list all the types of armor, what they do, how many I have, and what’s needed to upgrade them. This is a normal thing to do.

#no it isn’t #but damn it’s helpful #storytime with lucy #totk

[kenslilove]

I dunno know about you but I would certainly let hanma shuji spit in my mouth

#this is the wine talking #no it isn’t

[sparkyblizz]

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#no it isn’t #sparkyblizz speaks #shitpost

[ephemaera-a]



ok like this for a starter from eliot spencer

#now you may be saying Tara his hair is short #but let me let you in on a lil secret #no it isn’t #it’s so long and a lil curly and fluffy #no flat iron I confiscated it #anyway these may be incoming sooner than I thought bc I may have to call off work lmfao idk what to do #anyway pls hes very loud in my brain rn

[sun-lit-goth]

No driving while high

#how do y’all do it #my sister told me about a time and it sounded terrible #I’d drive so slow I’d probably stop the car lay in the road and shout IS ANY OF THIS REAL #no #no it isn’t

[girlweepinginstairwell]

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

#logically i know it isn’t & logically i know i have both time and options but 👍🏽

[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

#yes I know in the actual book the windmill isn’t that big a thing #but whatever #don quixote

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess