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athicfa · 3 years

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Marc Spector: Moon Knight Vol 1 #4 Marc Spector: Moon Knight Vol 1 #5 Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 #155 Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 #156 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #329 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #330 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #331 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #335 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #337 Marvel Comics Presents Vol 1 #57 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #341 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #342 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #343 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #346 Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #347

Marc Spector: Moon Knight Vol 1 #4

Apparently, at least from reviews and comments I’ve seen online, Moon Knight fans generally hate this run so my expectations are low. I’m only here for Felicia anyway.

this issue exists solely so Felicia Hardy can serve us this look

Marc Spector: Moon Knight Vol 1 #5

yeah that was awful

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 #155

Did they drop the “Peter Parker” tag from the title of this series? Looks like it.

I thought they ended the gang war several issues back? k then

Fe’s just a cameo and the rest of this issue is just Weird

Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 #156

oh no have we entered demented redneck territory? dude I’m from Arkansas and this is one of my least favorite tropes EVER. The only acceptable version of the demented redneck trope is in RE7.

primitive existence??? because they live in log cabins and play the banjo??? man fuck you, writers, from the bottom of my primitive southern heart

dude they forgot her sleeve

“I know you Gov’ment men and yORE lies” yeah nvm that’s pretty accurate

If you want to know how to NOT write a southern accent, read this issue. It’s insulting. This isn’t even the south it’s PENNSYLVANIA WHAT ARE THEY DOING

This is bad ED rep too. As if they couldn’t make it worse.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #329

Tri-Sentinel? Oh this sounds like a bad idea.

MJ doing Queen shit as usual. Prepping for her “Secret Hospital” role. We stan.

AH so we’re in the West Coast Avengers era? Neat.

LOKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING

why do they write Loki with a cockney accent?

Captain Universe? WHAT IN THE HELL

And here she is, showing up at the end of the issue for a cliffhanger with Flash. Because they really have to make her as vindictive and hateable as they can.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #330

we start with the Punisher blowing up an ambulance with a rocket launcher so everything is guaranteed to go downhill from this point

Felicia shows up to dinner with Flash and Peter’s going feral but can’t explain to anyone WHY he’s going feral because secret identity and all that jazz

OH MY GOD THAT’S HOW THEY KILL OFF EDDIE? OR AM I BEING SCAMMED WITH A FAKE DEATH AGAIN??? WHAT???????

I love you Aunt May

they break the fourth wall a lot in this and it’s always them going “haha that’s what YOU think Peter but we’re obviously going to make everything worse for you and you should know better you cheeky bastard”

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #331

this is FUCKING AWFUL and I hate it so much

Felicia would NEVER put her hands on MJ like that. This is bullshit. Even if they’re trying to play her as a jealous ex, this is just STUPID. I hate everything about this story so much I’m about to have a fucking aneurysm istg.

oh so I was right Eddie’s fine he just faked his death

now some old lady just randomly slaps MJ WHAT??? second time she’s been physically assaulted in the same issue, and the third time in the past four issues I’ve read. WHAT THE FUCK MAN

they just really hate women I guess

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #335

this is from #332 and I’m not talking about it bc It’s not relevant to Felicia but I just wanna say that this page was pretty cool

Hobgoblin looks genuinely freaky now

Aunt May is precious and needs to be protected at all costs

Flash’s outfit is a fucking crime

mmm Sinister Six is reforming and I couldn’t care less. that was anticlimactic.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #337

oh no Nathan’s dead. Poor May.

once again Fe’s serving LOOKS while Flash is dressed like the embodiment of glitter in the 80′s

him standing up for her is nice and all but Felicia would have already been throwing hands and handing out free kick vasectomies

Marvel Comics Presents Vol 1 #57

she broke into Versaille and is sleeping in the king’s bedchamber which, y’know, is actually pretty in character so I’m not complaining

Fisk is after her. Again.

that’s it. cute little story. now back to the main event.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #341

aaaaaand they’re taking Peter’s powers away because they obviously hate him

Felicia looks good. Flash is a neon mess. As always. Guys she would never date a guy that dresses like this I’m sorry but it’s true

MAY YOU SLY DOG I SEE YOU FLIRTING

Felicia being genuinely nice and friendly to MJ, as they should have had it from the start.

Flash is being really sweet and all but dude I still just can’t see it happening between them. He’s too much of a “jock”, to put it as nicely as I can. I know they’re trying to make it turn into a genuine relationship between the two of them but it just. This does not work.

Peter (as Spidey) is in trouble without his powers so Flash and Felicia rush in to help him and MJ is worried about all of them, even Felicia, which was a sweet moment.

“I can’t break your heart if you’re dead” sure Felicia not like you actually just don’t want Peter to die or anything

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #342

they’ve promised me Felicia protecting Peter from the Scorpion this issue and they better give it to me or I might cry

Peter having to cope with not having his powers anymore is genuinely interesting but it’s hard to trust that they’ll do right by him based on how they ALWAYS do shit just to hurt him. And also having it be his choice is just??? Dude I doubt it. That doesn’t feel like a Peter Parker move AT ALL.

they keep having Felicia randomly refer to the Black Cat from a third person perspective and I hate it

she knows something’s wrong and she gets him to fess up to it

“Flash is a good guy and I wouldn’t never hurt him just to get back at you” REALLY MARVEL WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY AT, I DUNNO, THE BEGINNING OF THE ARC???

next day. Scorpion nabs Jameson. Felicia brings Peter’s Spidey suit to him, even though he’s powerless now. Nice that she still has faith in him but this is objectively a very bad decision from both of them.

Fe protecting Peter from Scorpion like they promised me??? FUCK YES

they’re letting her have a lot of nice moments in this fight I’m shocked they’re FINALLY showing her an ounce of respect

she kicked the shit out of Scorpion I LOVE it

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #343

Actually love the dynamic reversal right now. It’s like when Felicia had no powers, except it’s Peter in her shoes now. Still hate how we got here but at least I can enjoy it reading again. For the most part.

AH THERE’S THE FAMOUS PHYSICS-DEFYING PURPLE DRESS

no but seriously she went to borrow jeans from MJ and came back with THIS

more badass Felicia moments so I have been placated. For now.

Why did they draw her with claw feet in one panel though when she’s supposed to have normal boots on lmfaoooo

he fiddles with Dr. Turner’s device and gets his powers back right as Felicia’s getting overwhelmed.

“At least they didn’t break my nose” followed by a cute little cheek rub, as she DESERVES

oof she’s in bad shape

the machine took her powers away somehow so...okay

so she’s gonna quit being the Black Cat? BULLSHIT. She was the Black Cat before she had powers. It’s something she’s NEVER gonna be able to give up, just like Peter can’t quit being Spiderman.

At least Felicia, Peter, and MJ are all on good terms now which is more than I expected from this awful arc.

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #346

VENOM

she wants to come help Peter so I guess she’s NOT giving up the Black Cat completely like they said? Which...okay. But he won’t let her come help anyway because he knows she’ll get trashed by Venom.

Venom feels like a real threat which is great because most of the villain set-ups leading up to this have been lame af

Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #347

Venom in the background of this is hella creepy

Felicia and Flash are fighting bc she’s worried sick about Peter and pissed she can’t do anything, so she’s lashing out and refusing to go to some stupid concert with him. And then immediately changes her mind because what is consistency in a character am I right, Marvel?

May and Willie are cute

He had to fake his death to get Venom off his back and you know...I think I kind of like it. It was an unusual finish to a story but it does a good job at painting Venom as an unstoppable force, which will make his eventual defeat way more rewarding than most of the one-and-done villains that show up, get their asses kicked, and then disappear for thirty issues.

#long post tw #[comic commentary]#may or may not read more tonight we'll see

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stargazer-balladeer · 3 years

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Answer 1.Hamilton definitely for relaxing. I like it. Unfortunately, I didn't like the vocals. Broadway music. It can be so soulful. Anna Blue sounds sad to me. "Where Do I Go" in music and meaning. But it was her album covers that caught my attention. Performers so rarely use the cartoon style. Three Days Grace- What about 🗿🗿 *Surprised by the sudden transition* My sister had them on a CD 🤣

LMAO-

For Anna Blue,, I really like “My Silent Scream” and “I against Me”. I forgot the title of the song, but it came out recently (like 3 or 4 months ago lmao-), where both she and her boyfriend Damien sang together. It was a cute song. (Nvm,, i researched it and its “Way I Am”-)

I actually don’t really know why I mention Three Days Grace 😂😂 i only like 2-3 songs of theirs— HAHAHA

If you’re into rock or acoustic, I recommend Nathan Sharp or Natewantstobattle. If you’re into song covers (like anime, or just covers in general-), then i recommend Annapantsu, AmaLee, Rachie, Jubyphonic- 🤧

#maagdalen.txt

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anunvalidcritic · 5 years

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The Boys: SN1.8

(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)

This is the last episodes my dude and I’m so ready for it.

YOU FOUND ME

“Howdy boys! Ohh oh sorry sorry.“ - HOMELANDER

“And remember you guys are the real heroes.“ - HOMELANDER

DANNNGGG THIS DUDE IS FUCKING EVERYBODY UP!!!!

He honestly didn’t have to kill him like that...

Oh you missed o... nvm

Conversation:

“How did they get the formula?” - SENATOR

“Honestly we have no idea“ - STILLWELL

THE FUCKING LIES THIS WOMAN TELLS!

I swear STILLWELL will reap what she sows

WANTED MEN

KIMIKO beautifying herself is the sweetest thing

FRENCHIE & MOTHER’s MILK said PEACE THE FUCK OUT!!

STARLIGHT lookin’ at that pipe like she already knows she’s about to yell.

“You’re not a freak!” - ANNIE’s MOM

She low key sounded like Jessie from Toy Story

“So I’m the monster?“ - ANNIE’s MOM >insert meme<

THE DEEP really thinks that he’s going back DEAD

So whose house did they just roll up to?

Well hello there MALLORY

KIMIKO IS LOOKIN’ CUTE OR WHATEVA!!!!

the thud must’ve been his shoe ig??...

RUN BITCH RUN!!!

Awwhhh shit they got her.

“Fucked up your nails huh?“ - MY MOM

Damn MALLORY thank you for that everlasting image of your grandchildren being burned.

why tf is Paul Blart following A-TRAIN

“You ain’t fast no more now bitch. She broke that motherfucking leg.“ - MY MOM

“What are you all fucking looking at?!“ - A-TRAIN

Another argument between HUGHIE and BUTCHER

“You’re a fucking pathetic cunt.“ - BUTCHER

BUTCHER went skkrrt skkrrtt in that car.

everybody hurts sometimes

Conversation:

“You’ve got a lot of balls.“ - STARLIGHT

“I only have two.” - HUGHIE

"You have 30 seconds to get the hell out of here?” - STARLIGHT

He dead ass started walking back towards her when the 30 seconds were up.

THAT IS NOT A CON

A-TRAIN really out here pulling a fucking train with that broke as leg HA

“Bet you can’t outrun this“ - NATHAN

In that slow ass car lol... that car went skkrrt skkrrt too dead

As soon as HOMELANDER saw STILLWELL he was like I got this bitch

“Start thinking about the view from 82.” - EDGAR

she’s all happy now

Here goes QUEEN MAEVE with her so-called sympathetic apology and truths

HOMELANDER = THIS DUDE IS NOT ONLY TRYING TO FUCK UP OTHER COUNTRIES BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!

FRENCHIE + MOTHER’s MILK = OTP

STILLWELL & HOMELANDER having a little heart to heart at the moment.

why tf is he lookin’ like that while she’s talkin’ about the trauma of having a miscarriage?

LOL M.M. and FRENCHIE lookin’ at HUGHIE like you just done some really dumb shit but we still love you.

HUGHIE = Smart thinker

BUTCHER sittin’ in that car like a theft in the night lookin’ for some fucking answers.

FRENCHIE >> looking for “Mon Couer”

You really do learn something new every day.

OH, SHIT STARLIGHT UP IN THIS BITCH!!!

savin’ lives and shit

A-TRAIN v/s STARLIGHT

Is this dude having a heart attack or something??

Well, he’s down for the count.

DAAAMMMNNN BUTCHER HE DIDN’T HAVE TO PUT ALL THAT C-4 SHIT!!

HOMELANDER ain’t shit!

“She came 3 times.“ - HOMELANDER

If she was with him for 3 hours did she cum each time???

“You are dark and I kinda like it.“ - HOMELANDER

Oh TEDDY is going upstair alright lol.... oh shit too soon... sorry

WHat Yhe FUCK!!!!! THIS DUDE!!!! HER FUCKIN” SKULLLL

BUTCHER REALLY LET THAT TRIGGER GO

RIP TEDDY (I’m assuming the little dude is dead)

PLOT TWIST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This season was spectacular and I can’t wait for season two! I truly loved the plot twist at the end. I knew something was up when he didn’t take that fucking baby upstairs.

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primatechnosynthpop · 5 years

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A Rose Shall Bloom (And Then Shall Fade)- part 9

Claire stayed in New York with her relatives for a few days until she felt up for going home. She slept on Natalie’s pullout couch in the guest room, which wasn’t much to look at, but she was hardly in lively enough spirits to criticize the decor. The day before she left, she and Natalie held a relatively small service for Peter, with only a few friends and family members invited, at the local cemetery. He was buried along with his family; while she was there, Claire stopped to put some flowers by Nathan’s grave. Sylar showed up to the service, but he kept a respectful distance from Claire and didn’t try to talk to her, which she definitely appreciated. She didn’t want that man to see her cry.

“My father was an amazing man,” Natalie said, her voice cracking with emotion. “He and Mom were the best parents anyone could hope for. It was like he had an infinite amount of love in his heart, a-and he would give so much of it out, every day… even to people who others thought didn’t deserve it.” She glanced over at Sylar, who was looking down at the dew-speckled grass. Then Natalie turned to Claire. “Would you like to say a few words?”

“Yes, thanks,” she said, her voice coming out shaky as she fought back tears. She shouldn’t have been fighting them back, she knew–this was the time to cry, after all. It was just so hard, feeling all this misery and acknowledging it and letting other people see it.

She stepped up to the front of the small semicircle gathered around the newly planted gravestone.

“When I met my uncle, I had no idea we were related,” she began. “Hell, I… I kind of had a crush on him, to be honest.” She was met with a couple of uneasy chuckles. “I know, I know, it sounds pretty weird. But once I found out that–well, that his brother was my dad–and we got to know each other a bit better… I really loved him, and he was always there for me when I needed him. When Nathan died, we were there for each other, and all through my life, we supported each other. When–when my dad died–my other dad, I mean–Peter was there for me; he was one of the only things, along with my wife, that got me through it. I–” She broke off, trying and failing to choke back a sob. “I don’t know what I’m going to do without him. He was totally my hero.”

After the service, Sylar approached her, his gaze not quite meeting her eyes. He raised his hand as though he wanted to clap her on the shoulder, but then he frowned and tucked both his hands behind his back. Claire regarded him cautiously; she still didn’t like him, but clearly he was grieving too, and he couldn’t hurt her even if he wanted to, not in front of all these people.

“That was a nice speech you made,” he said, his eyes flickering up to the general area of her face. He was wearing a light blue top with a black collar, black pants, and black boots. His hair had grown out considerably, and he had it tied back in a ponytail. “I’m going to miss him too, you know.”

“Mm.”

“Claire, I know we don’t have the best relationship,” he went on, scuffing his feet against the grass. “And that’s… well, I don’t blame you for not liking me. But I just want to make sure you know… wherever Peter might be now, he’s among friends.”

Tears bubbled up in Claire’s eyes, and she nodded, swallowing back the lump rising in her throat.

“Yeah,” she said, wiping away her tears with the back of her hand. “I guess he is.”

While pulled over at a gas station on the way back to Costa Verde, Claire stopped to check her phone for the fist time since driving up to New York. She hadn’t been checking her messages during her stay with Natalie and Victor. Now, she saw that she had a missed call from Lyle (although he hadn’t left a message) and several texts from Gretchen. She opened up the messaging app and read through Gretchen’s texts.:

“How long will you be gone for?”

“Please respond”/p>

“How is Peter doing?”

“Let me know when you’re coming home, ok?”

“The lightbulb in the living room burnt out again. When you come home you’ll have to change it”

“Nvm I’ll change the light myself”

The last text was from a couple days ago, but it was probably nothing to worry about–she had left a note explaining her absence, after all, and she hadn’t been gone that long. Besides, Gretchen was probably keeping herself busy with other things. She was probably getting along just fine on her own. Probably. Hopefully. Claire swallowed and tried to ignore the apprehension clawing at her gut. She typed out a message: “stayed with Nat & Vic for a few days. On my way home now. Miss you”. Then she deleted it before hitting the send button. That was too casual; it made it sound like nothing bad had happened. She needed to mention Peter’s death, she had to acknowledge that it had happened, but how could she do that over text without coming off as detached and flippant?

Frowning, Claire closed the messaging app and opened up her contacts, then selected the phone option. A phone call would be much better, even if still not as appropriate as face-to-face. Over the phone seemed to be a good way to inform others of recent deaths, if all the phone calls she’d gotten over the years were anything to go by. The phone rang five times and then went to voicemail. Claire waited for the tone and then left a message.

“Uh, hey, Gretch, it’s me. I… Peter, uh…” She sighed, leaning back in her chair. “He passed away a few days ago. I’m staying with Natalie for the time being. I, um, I want to come home as soon as I can… probably in a few days. I’ll see you soon, I guess. Bye.”

She ended the message and turned her phone off, then bought a bag of chips from the gas station, climbed back in her car, and kept driving. It wasn’t until hours later that it occurred to her that she should have ended the message with “I love you” or “I miss you” or both, because both were true, after all, and not saying them must have come off as rude. Still, it went without saying at this point. When Claire next got the chance to pull over and stop for a minute, the first thing she did was turn her phone back on and check for new messages. She found no such thing–Gretchen must not have seen her message yet. A twinge of anxiety stirred in Claire’s belly as she typed out a text message to Gretchen and sent it this time around: “pls get back to me babe? I love you”.

When Claire arrived home, newspapers were piled up in the mailbox outside her house. She took the most recent one out and flipped through it as she took out her key and unlocked the door. There wasn’t much news to read about–there rarely was. She had been thinking about canceling their subscription, honestly, but Gretchen said she liked reading the paper every morning–it gave her something to do, Claire supposed–it just seemed like such a waste of paper, though, when one could just as easily read the news online anyway.

“Hi, honey, I’m home,” Claire called as she stepped inside.

There was no response, and the inside of the house was dark; Gretchen must have been asleep or something. Claire reached over to flick on the light switch, but nothing happened. As she ran her fingers over the switch, she realized that it was already in the “on” position even though the light was out. She remembered Gretchen’s text about the light having burnt out, but that had been from four days ago… worry stirred in Claire’s gut as she hung her coat up and navigated the dark room. Glass crunched under her feet as she walked, and her foot brushed up against something, but she wasn’t sure what it was. Becoming increasingly anxious, she made her way into the hallway and flicked the light there on, illuminating the living room. As soon as the room came into view, Claire’s breath hitched in her throat. There was a tipped-over stepstool lying in the middle of the living room, positioned underneath the light fixture. Next to it were two shattered lightbulbs… and there was Gretchen, lying sprawled out motionless on her side. Her now completely gray hair was fanned out around her, and her nearly translucent, age spot-speckled skin was deathly pale. One of the broken lightbulbs was lying in her hand, which was outstretched, fingers still partially curled around the bulb and yet completely limp.

Letting out a shriek, Claire threw herself toward Gretchen, falling to her knees and pulling her wife’s frail body into her arms. She squeezed her tightly to her chest and frantically jostled her, not thinking of doing anything like calling an ambulance or checking for a pulse at first. Her mind was completely blank in that moment. All she could think was no, not like this, not right after Peter, not without even getting a chance to say goodbye to her!

“Gretchen, honey, babe, wake up,” she wailed. “Please, please, please wake up!”

She pulled Gretchen closer to her chest, pressing her face into her shoulder. A faint, unsteady pulse fluttered against her ear, barely there but unmistakably there nonetheless.

Letting out a shaky breath that was half breath of relief, half worried gasp, Claire jerked back to her senses. Gretchen was alive, for now at least, but she was badly hurt–she was dying. The thought settled cold and hard in her stomach. It wasn’t fair, not after she had lost her uncle just a couple weeks before, but it was also her fault, wasn’t it? If she had checked her phone sooner, seen those texts and replied, “no, you’re eighty years old, it’s not safe for you to change the lightbulb”, this wouldn’t have happened. But… god, sitting her blaming herself wouldn’t make the situation any better. She grabbed her phone out of her purse and dialed 9/11.

While waiting for the ambulance to get there, Claire’s mind raced, playing out a constant stream of horrible scenarios. Her heart hammered without rest, and her breaths came short and rapid despite her best efforts to use calming breathing techniques, until she grew dizzy and sat down on the floor. She checked Gretchen’s pulse, over and over again, to make sure it hadn’t stopped, and watched the shaky, unsteady rise and fall of her chest like a hawk. By the time her ears picked up on the distant wail of the ambulance approaching her house, her anxiety was so far through the roof that she felt like she was going to pass out.

The next few hours passed in a thick haze of worry that bordered on despair. She sat in the hospital waiting room, trying to distract herself by flipping through magazines, but she couldn’t concentrate on any of the words or pictures. They all just blended together. All she could think about was whether or not Gretchen was going to be okay.

When a doctor came out and called her name, Claire practically lunged out of her seat to hear what he had to say. As soon as she saw the doctor’s grim expression, her heart crashed right down to her feet.

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Bennet,” the doctor said. “Your wife’s back was badly fractured, and her hip bones were completely pulverized. We tried to operate on her, but…” He bit his lip. “She didn’t make it.”

As his words reached Claire’s ears, they seemed to fade out like static, as though her mind was trying to block them out. Tears welled up in her eyes and began rolling down her face before she had even fully processed exactly what he had said. When those words finally caught up with her and settled in her brain like so much cold rain sinking into cracks in pavement, her face crumpled and tears spilled out of her eyes. The doctor placed a gentle hand on her shoulder to hold her in place and said something or another, probably some empty words meant to consolidate her, but Claire didn’t even hear them.

A week. It had been just over a week since Peter died, and now Gretchen was dead too? It wasn’t fair. Nothing was fair, and Claire knew that by now, knew it far too well, but, god, she had thought that maybe whatever higher power might have been out there would be a little kinder to her than this. At least, at least with her parents and then with her friends, there had been enough time for her to recover between losing each of them (not that it was ever really enough time, because the scars faded over time but they never went away entirely). This was… it was beyond unfair, it was just cruel.

Claire went home that night to an empty house, yanked open the cutlery drawer, took out a fork, and laid her hand down on the countertop, palm up. She then jabbed the fork into her wrist as hard as she could, over and over again, and ground it around, until blood dripped from the countertop down to the floor and formed a thick crimson puddle around Claire’s feet. Her pain receptors remained inactive as always, but eventually the blood loss made her a bit faint in the head, as it was pouring out too fast for her healing to keep up with. Good. Gritting her teeth so hard their enamel chipped (only to immediately regenerate, of course) Claire ground the fork into her flesh even harder, as though if she did it enough, she would feel something.

She felt nothing.

That was a lie. She wished she could feel nothing right about now. She had wished it so many times before, that she could numb her emotions, but those painful feelings remained in her heart. She didn’t want to stop having emotions altogether, not really, because at this point that was the only thing that let her know she was even remotely human, but there were times when it would be really nice to just turn them off for a moment so she didn’t have to feel so hopelessly miserable.

Every time, every single time somebody she loved had died–and it had happened so often, so many times throughout her lifetime–she’d had somebody to help her through it. Now who the hell did she have? Lyle? He hadn’t even bothered to leave a message when he called her. He hardly even bothered to talk to her at all, and the last time they’d seen each other, he’d said she was lucky to be cursed with immortality. If he saw her now, would he think she was lucky? She sure as hell didn’t feel like it!

Claire screamed out in anguish and frustration. Her fist connected with the blood-soaked countertop, so hard that she heard the distinctive crack of shattering bone. She punched the counter again, even harder, until her hand was a mangled mess. She forced herself not to heal until she had time to fully take the sight in. That mess of bloody skin and bone, that was what she felt like right now. Messy, awful, and twisted beyond recognition.

God, she wished she didn’t have to live forever.

She wanted to die.

Not necessarily right at that exact moment, standing in her kitchen looking and acting and feeling like a complete wreck, but someday, preferably soon. Someday, more than anything, she wanted to die. The thing was, that was never going to happen to her, not naturally. If she wanted to die, she would have to kill herself, and it would have to be violent. Nobody else was going to kill her, not in this day and age. Any would-be supervillain would be put in jail before they could so much as raise a finger. Maybe Sylar would kill her, but even he was too much of a damn nice guy now. She would have to do it herself. She could jab the fork she was holding now into her head, but somebody could just come along and yank it out again. She’d have to cut head head off. How she was going to do that, and when, she wasn’t entirely sure, but sometime soon. She was going to do it, and then she wouldn’t have to outlive a single other person.

She stuck the fork in her wrist one more time for good measure and then tossed it into the sink with a clatter. It was probably so caked with blood, and the tines so crooked from all the grinding, that it was beyond washing, but she didn’t care. She turned the faucet on and washed all the blood off her hand, taking a meager amount of pleasure in the slightly prickly sensation of the water hitting her skin. It wasn’t pain, but it was a vaguely unpleasant sensory experience, and that was close enough.

Dying, she thought to herself as she dried her hands off with a towel and then set about mopping up her own blood, would be a relief after all of this.

A few weeks went by, which gradually became months, and Claire didn’t kill herself. She wasn’t putting it off, she told herself, just waiting for the right time. First, it was only right for her to attend her wife’s funeral–a surprising amount of people showed up, mostly distant relatives of Gretchen who Claire had only met once or twice. After that, she still had her business to run. Mike remained a diligent worker as always, perhaps even more so now that she’d promoted him to assistant manager, but she still wasn’t sure if he was entirely ready to run the establishment just yet. Living was so hard now, harder than ever, but she could keep at it for just a little bit longer. And she was given another reason to keep at it, just for a bit longer, one weekend afternoon.

For the first time in over half a year, there was a knock on her door. She answered it expecting to see some sort of door-to-door salesperson, whose offer she would politely decline and then resume lying on the couch and mindlessly scrolling through social media (there were, as always, so many awful things happening in the world, and it seemed like it was just getting worse every day, but the truth was, it rarely ever really got any better or worse). Instead of a salesperson staring back at her when she opened the door, though, she saw her little brother.

“Hey, Claire,” Lyle greeted her, his voice frighteningly raspy even for an old man. He was leaning on a walker–the same one their mother had used in her old age, if she wasn’t mistaken. “I heard about… about your uncle, and about your wife.”

“Yeah, I… it…” Claire swallowed, trying to think of something to say. A miasma of emotions swirled around inside her. It had been years since she’d seen Lyle, and the last time they’d spoken, it hadn’t been on very good terms. What did he want from her now, exactly? “I mean, it fucking sucks, you know? Having someone in your life, and then not.”

“Yeah, about that,” Lyle muttered. He coughed, and Claire suppressed a shudder as he wiped a faint trickle of blood away from his mouth. “I guess I shouldn’t have said you were lucky to be immortal. Obviously that’s not how you see it. I just…” He sighed. “I guess I just envy you, because I know I haven’t got much time left myself.”

Clair flinched at that phrase. It was one of the many phrases she’d come to hate with every fibre of her being over the years. With that, the walls that their last conversation had erected between them crumbled away, and Claire stepped out onto her front porch and pulled Lyle into a hug. His body was so frail that she had to fight back tears as she held him. Another cough wracked his withering frame, and a few drops of blood splatter fell onto Claire’s shoulder. She drew away and held her brother at arm’s length, eyes widening with concern.

“How long do you think you have?” she asked in a whisper, terrified of the answer but needing to know.

“The doctors said I’ve got a couple more months if I’m lucky,” Lyle said. He brought his hand up to his throat and scratched at it, as though he could reach in and dig out whatever was hurting him. “Guess I should’ve laid off the cigarettes while I still had the chance.”

A lump rising in her throat, Claire hugged him again, then stepped back and held the door open for him. However much time they still had together, it would never be enough, but it was better to spend it with him rather than ignoring him. Maybe that had been the problem with their relationship all along. Maybe if she just hadn’t ignored him so much, they would have been closer, and he wouldn’t have grown so far apart from her as an adult… but she couldn’t go back and fix that now. All she could do was invite her dying brother inside, and make him some tea, and catch up with him a little.

Lyle stayed in Costa Verde with Claire for the last few months of his life. It wasn’t pretty, watching him waste away, especially in the last few days, when he began hacking up thick clumps of bloody tissue and had to fight for every breath. But Claire stuck it out, and she stayed with him until the end. When he died, he was buried next to Noah and Sandra. As always, Claire did her best to hold herself together even while falling apart inside. She always felt like there was more she could have, should have done. She mourned her brother just as she mourned the rest of her family, and all of her friends. It wasn’t something she got over, not ever, but it was something that hurt less over time.

She still intended to kill herself eventually, or at the very least, to stumble into circumstances that would lead to her permanent death. Sometimes when she was chopping vegetables, she would intentionally cut off a finger just to watch it grow back. The grisly sight was positively transfixing. But she didn’t know if she wanted to cut her head off anymore. It would just be so messy, she reasoned. And then on days where the emptiness of the house was too much to bear and she was about to stick her neck under a paper cutter, the phone would ring. Sometimes it would be a call from Natalie. More often than not, it would be a wrong number or a solicitor, but even that was enough to pull Claire out of the darkest depths of despair, just high enough over the edge that she could crawl the rest of the way back up herself.

Around that time, Sylar started dropping by her house every now and then. The first few times, Claire shut the door on him. Around the fifth or sixth time, it occurred to her that if he really wanted in, he could get inside regardless of her closing the door. The next time he showed up at her house, with his hands folded behind his back as though he were hiding something, she called him out on this.

“I have no idea what you want out of me, but if you want inside so badly, why don’t you just blow the door off its hinges?” she asked.

Sylar raised his eyebrows. “Well, that would be rude, Claire.”

Claire narrowed her eyes. “Ruder than cutting open people's heads?”

“Well… no,” Sylar admitted, squirming a bit. There was no car parked outside, so Claire guessed he had flown there (she had no idea if he even knew how to drive, now that she thought about it). “But I assure you, I’m not going to do anything like that to you now.”

“Then what are you here for?”

He shrugged. “I just thought maybe we could… that you could invite me inside and we could talk?”

She shook her head. It wasn’t that she didn’t trust Sylar, not really–as much as she still didn’t like him, she knew he wasn’t a killer anymore–but she didn’t want him in her house. The last time he’d been in her house, it hadn’t exactly turned out great for her. Talking to him, though… maybe that wouldn’t be so bad. He was the only person left she could really talk to about the old days, after all.

She stepped out of the doorframe and sat down on her front steps, patting the space next to her. Sylar sat beside her and took his hands out from behind his back, revealing a thermos, which he handed to her.

“Here,” he said. “I brought you some sweet tea. I thought a Texas native like you would appreciate it.”

“Oh, thanks,” Claire said. It came out a little awkward, but she genuinely was thankful for the gesture. “I haven’t had this stuff in ages.”

She took the thermos, opened it, and took a sip. As the familiar sugary taste bloomed across her tongue, she was hit with an overwhelming wave of nostalgia. For a moment, it was like she was a little girl again, standing in the backyard of her old house in Odessa. She closed her eyes against the dwindling evening sun and pictured her parents out in the yard with her, Noah firing a water gun at her with surprising (to her at the time) accuracy while Sandra sat in the shade and laughed. When she lowered the thermos from her mouth after gulping down a few large sips, Claire realized that she was crying.

Sylar didn’t comment on that. He drew his knees up to his chest and rocked back and forth slightly as he stared at the house across the street. Through the window, Claire could see a flickering TV screen and a young couple sitting on the couch watching it together. It took her a moment to realize that what they were watching appeared to be a documentary about people with powers. She let out a bemused snort when she saw grainy footage of herself jumping off the ferris wheel.

“That sure was a while ago,” she muttered.

“Yeah…” Sylar didn’t take his eyes off the neighbours’ TV screen. “It was. I miss those days,” he added after a beat. “I don’t miss the hunger driving me to kill, and–and all the blood on my hands, and not being able to stop it, but… I miss the first ten or twenty years after that. When we were all together.”

Claire nodded, raising her hand to wipe away the tears lingering in her eyes. “Me too,” she said.

They sat together and reminisced until the thermos of sweet tea was empty and the sun had gone down. At that point, Sylar got up and flew away, and Claire found herself almost looking forward to the next time he dropped by. Sure enough, he continued to occasionally come over to her house after that, and although she continued not to let him inside, she began to sort of look forward to seeing him. She never forgave him for all the horrible things he’d done to her and the people she cared about, but she came to like him well enough, and even see him as almost a friend. It was nice for Claire to at least have one constant in her life, anyway.

Years went by–more and more and more years. Claire still didn’t kill herself. In fact, as time went on, the desire to do so gradually faded. She wished she could be with all the people she’d lost, she really did, but killing herself was not the right thing to do. It never was. As much as it hurt sometimes–most of the time, really–she had to live on. And over time, living became less hard. Most of the people she had loved throughout her life were gone, but the living world always had new people and things to offer. That was the beauty of it, really.

There was that sweet old man who worked at the grocery store, who always thanked her for taking the time to talk to him, and there were the dandelions that grew in her backyard, year after year, always coming back just as bright and sunny as always. There was the plump black-and-white cat who lay in her neighbour’s driveway and always let her pet it for as long as she liked. There was the new ice cream shop on the other side of town. None of those things would last forever, of course, but… they didn’t need to. Once they were gone, there would always be new people and cats and flowers. Roses faded in the fall, but new ones bloomed every spring. Gretchen had been right, and Claire wished she had listened to her wife sooner–maybe while she was still around to say “I told you so”.

Claire retired from her job as manager at the restaurant and let Mike take over for her. That young man was going places, she was certain of it, and there was nobody better equipped to run the establishment. She did a bit of volunteer work here and there, and worked some odd jobs so she could continue paying the bills. She joined some classes, and met new people there. She knew that those people would eventually leave her life (and they did, of course, because everybody did) but that wasn’t the important part. The important part was that Claire made those connections in the first place, and that she valued her time with those people while they were there.

She made plenty of friends throughout the years, the decades, the centuries. She kept up with descendants of friends and relatives. She fell in love again, and then again, and again. And none of it lasted forever. With every person who grew old and eventually died, Claire’s heart broke anew. But, much like the rest of her, it always healed in time.

There were good days, and bad days, and amazing days, and awful days. There always would be, forever and ever. Because that was the nature of life. That was what it was like to live.

And, for an eternity of ups and downs and love and loss, flowers growing and wilting, people living and dying, one thing remained true: Claire Bennet lived.

–End–

#heroes #primatech #hey did you know that i write stuff sometimes?

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Genesis, Chapter Seven: Nothing to Hide

it be hiro this time

i love peter. ha ha very funny peter lol

his uniform thing is so vibrant??

love you no homo

bye peter have fun you beautiful person

it was a dream and we all knew it but man was that great

who answers their door without a shirt on (*cough* peter *cough*)

can i just. hug her.

i just realized i’ve been forgetting to tag mr muggles how dare i

‘zachary’

i laugh because we’re gonna have pizza for lunch

lyle you thief

oh no where’d he go

oh dear

what kind of car is that that’s my question

tina doesn’t seem all that worried

oh he’s wearing that shirt. i know that shirt. at least i think that’s that shirt.

so you say

he’s so lovable i love him

heidi looks pretty??

oh no it’s brunch

lol yeah nathan tell that to peter

i feel like that was supposed to be a big reveal but tbh i thought it was revealed that she was in a wheelchair already

i love sylar??

if that was special effects then why do you look so panicked claire

once upon a time this kid named conner said he would staple his arm if we pulled off our show. he stapled his leg instead.

oh. it’s this.

the name theodore makes me sad but hi ted

oh jeez

this sounds like classic did and i’m not sure why nobody has figured this out yet

oh no there be a fire

oh look who it is

was that a mic i saw

does he age when he stops time? that’s my question

hiro’s got a secret too

but he wasn’t the one who-- wait i shouldn’t say that that hasn’t been revealed

I KNEW IT I KNEW THIS WAS THE EPISODE (i knew it when they mentioned brunch but ya know)

hi peter

iT’S BRuNCH We aLWaYS HaVe BRuNCH

oh jeez

i love peter so much

hiro’s learning english fast

i love how some of these scenes are really serious and then just. get’s lightened like nothing happened.

oh jeez looks like one of those abandoned houses in apocalypse shows or something

*talks wile eating* same

look at peter looking out for his brother

i would just love to read a fic where that actually happened

you mean like isaac’s painting--

i feel bad for that nurse man

i’m getting chills

of course he’ll say it’s true

oh fun you broke a mirror

it be jessica

bye tina

look at nathan being a good-ish brother

nvm nathan’s not a good-ish brother right now

have i mentioned lately how pretty peter is cuz idk if i have tbh

try to kidnap them?

i love peter he looks so young in this volume

tsk tsk tsk

cringe

oh there’s mohinder i was wondering if he actually did a monologue at the beginning of the ep tbh

that does not sound like niki niki would be freaking out that micah was calling

micah knows

and he has a secret too man

deleted scenes:

it might be a migraine

wait does it really make him look fat

same lol where’s peter man. oh there he is

i like the version where he’s in the car better tbh

but his powers aren’t working fully...?

that’s now how you found out but okay. lyle’s a good brother at times

where /did/ you get that tattoo jessica

he’s adOPTED???

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Old glee spoof liveblogs

Yuè [glee spoof 4] so yeah i decided to watch all of simgm's glee stuff (glee spoof, glee minisodes, gleedo) and i am at spoof 4

Yuè Oh this one has no captions Yuè MICHAEL IS HERE!!!! Yuè "THE FUCKING AUDITORIUM FINN" Yuè I've been singing the Obsession with Finn song at the top of.mylungs today cause what a jam Yuè IT IS MY BOY BLAAAAAAAAINE Yuè there were a lot of guest stars Yuè GO EMMA Yuè TATER TOTS Yuè "Nice mugshot Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 5] time for rachel's nose job

Yuè ah.. no captions Yuè "but we'll pretend that never happened cause we're good at doing that with storylines" Yuè YOOO WILLIAM IS HERE FOR SAM Yuè AND ALSO SCOTT (I think that was the name of the actor before Kyle) AS PUCK Yuè glee did Wannabe in an episode but it wasn't the same because Brother's riffs weren't in there Yuè "is that all you ever do?" TRUTH Yuè I love it when Hemo smiles in the background Yuè thanks Emma for slamming Will and his "teaching" Yuè "what in the fuckity fuck fuck was that shit??" Yuè nickname one: lemon drop Yuè I love this part Yuè "where did that piano come from?" Yuè SORRY SIMGM BUT CHECK PLEASE JUST GOT UPDATED I NEED T READ IT Yuè okay okay I am going to continue cause it hasn't blown up yet so I can't blog about omgcp yet Yuè I don't like Santana faking the sexual harassment claim tho Yuè ZOOMBA Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out the double standards between male and female characters Yuè "a sad attempt of giving me a storyline" Yuè damm Sister did great job on the performances Yuè "Nice choir Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 6] WHERE'S MA CROWN? Yuè "isn't that what you did" "yeah but.. I'm Finn" Yuè "THAT'S WHY YOU BETTER ROLL" Yuè "I can't believe we're stupid enough to believe that" Yuè "wow... misjudged that one" Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out so many plot holes Yuè "you can't fight the power of Brittana" Yuè I FORGOT ABOUT JESSE FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS Yuè I can't believe Michael did Jesse and Kurt's voice Yuè *voices Yuè YES YES YES THE BLAINE SONG IS STILL MY JAM WHY ISN'T IT ON THEIR SPOTIFY? ?? Yuè "yeah if you're gonna fight at least hit each other" Yuè THIS S.MY FAVORITE PART OF ALL OF GLEE SPOOFS GO FOR IT KURT Yuè nickname two: sugary plumb pie Yuè THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS WONDERFUL Yuè "ONE MORE TIME" Yuè "Nice poem Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 7] This is over 30 minutes long that's what I call dedication

Yuè " half of the stuff that happens to us makes no damn sense" Yuè I still can't believe Boss built the entire New York set herself Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" fuuuuck I should wear my I have big plans t-shirt Yuè well Quinn.. Cats is back on Broadway now aka Rachel was just 6 years early Yuè "it's no time for logic Kurt" Yuè SAVE THE HORSES Yuè "I regret nothing" I love the glee spoof Artie Yuè I just love the entire glee spoof Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" Yuè I am just in constant amazement of the New York set Yuè I'm now wearing the Big Plans t-shirt just around the time Quinn goes crazy about her big plans Yuè Oh god after six years I finally get the "Bootay" thing Yuè "well this could've been a lo-" Yuè "shut the fuck up Finn" Yuè I remember Boss saying Michael worked really hard on the song Yuè Boss sounds so much like Lea it's unreal maybe Boss should be on Elsie Fest this year Yuè why doesn't the Sims 4 have spiral staircases yet? Yuè "you know you're probably gonna change your mind by the end of the episode, right?" Yuè "PLANS! Big ones!" Yuè "Okay first of all: breath mints. You needs on" Yuè Brittany is the only sane one here Yuè quite frankly. . Sunshine beating Rachel up is more believable than Rachel's sudden change of heart Yuè "I'm Finn" Yuè "that might change by the end of the episode though" true true true Yuè SMACK THAT Yuè I like this song more than Pretending but honestly I just really don't like Pretending Yuè there's so many great music in this episode Yuè I actually used to have Simgm music on my phone including this song Yuè the part with Santana and Rachel is my favourite Yuè nickname 3: pancakes Yuè nickname 4: gingerbread dough sprinkled lightly toasted graham cracker bunny" Yuè "who got tad more songs than me" "WHAT?" Yuè aaaah my Brittana shipping heart Yuè "NOW MARCH MOTHERFUCKER" Yuè "oh and. ... Tater tots" Yuè woah Brianna voiced both Terri and Sunshine?

Yuè [glee spoof 8] (Jim Cantiello voice) SEASON 3. The season where we appreciate Tina.

Yuè JUDGING YOU WRITERS Yuè "I don't have any (smile)" Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè "cinnamon toast" "Finn!" Yuè nickname 5: Pop Tart Yuè honestly Blaine should've just fucked stayed at Dalton Yuè what happened to Dianna's dog? Yuè "... than Kurt dropped Mercedes" oH SHIT Yuè THIS IS THE START OF UNICORN Yuè nickname 6: Candy Cane Yuè GOD BLESS THE BLAINE SONG AND BOSS'S BROTHER'S VOICE Yuè "I didn't do it" Yuè ah the angry student is back Yuè Oh wait is this where Jordan started voicing Sue? Yuè "Because they don't know what else to do with my character" Yuè good thing that glee spoof continues the hair jokes Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè this song was also on my phone Yuè I think I had Breakout, Tonight, Blaine song, Faith, Gotta Be Love With You and another one on my phone Yuè OH THE CELL BLOCK TANGO Yuè watching this really makes me want to play the Sims 2 again but... I have a storyline on the Sims 4 aka a fifth generation family Yuè QUINN FALLING GETS ME EVERY TIME Yuè name of Beth 1: Carol Yuè "holy crap I can't believe I'm actually saying meaningful lines" Yuè nadiacreek actually made a ranking of parents in glee and she put Shelby on it twice Yuè good for Beth and bad for Rachel Yuè "IHBBP. I have big baby plans!" Yuè "Damn, you Brittana"

Yuè [glee spoof 9] and we appreciate Tina Yuè Oh I love this song Yuè "Asian" "Asian F" "stereotype" "stop doing glee club" "no" "I'm glad we talked this out" Yuè BRITT IN A MONKEY SUIT Yuè name of Beth 2 and 3: Susan, Mary Yuè name of Beth 4: Jessica Yuè THEY SAY THAT LIFE IS TATER TOT AR R Y OU FOR REAL?? Yuè RORY UM IRISH Yuè I love the cast list Yuè and I also love Mercedes's riffs Yuè was Nathan actually Irish? I don't think do cause he was in one of those chats Yuè "I was told you are too" True Yuè "We apprecia-" "Shut the fuck up" Yuè "COURAGE" Yuè I actually wanted the courage t-shirt before I got the I have big plans one Yuè Oh man I miss the old crack days of jokes of Finn telling Blainers to sit down Yuè AND THERE IS BRIANNA AS SUGAR MOTTA Yuè "what the f-" Yuè "H-" "stop you're embarrassing yourself" Yuè I LOVE THAT FINN SMILE Yuè "Told you"

Yuè [glee spoof 10] that time a parody handled Santana's coming out story better than the actual show

Yuè I love the warning Yuè "I've been working in keeping my eyebrows still" Yuè "I think I'll go wax my lasagna" is one of my favourite lines ever Yuè OH B OY SEBASTIAN Yuè nickname 7???: snuggle toes Yuè a background sim is wearing a fez I love it Yuè FUCKING HELL THE VEGAN THING Yuè "Tina what the fuck" "Bitch" Yuè Y'ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE CELL BLOCK TANGO THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE Yuè also who the hell did these sometimes inaccurate captions? Yuè kudos to Boss for all these dialogues Yuè "Found out he couldn't handle BIG PLANS" Yuè damm I'm still in awe bc f the Cell Block Tango Yuè "we're here to save Rachel's virginity" Yuè nickname 8: Watermelon Lips Yuè KLAINE DID WATERMELON BEFORE IT WAS COOL Yuè I've drawn so many Stop the violence things Yuè Lauren is creepin Yuè GO SIMGM GO SIMGM GO SIMGM YES YES YES THANKS FOR THIS SCENE Yuè I love the big camera and also them saying the storyline is stupid Yuè also we needed more of Brittany supporting Santana during this come on fuck off glee Yuè I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABUT TIS SONG Yuè Quinn is just smiling while Santana is beating the living shit out of Finn Yuè "Can't say I didn't warn you" Yuè FINN SINGING WHILE DRUNK AND NAKED IS MY FAVE Hannah sebbbbb Yuè Hannah: did you watch simgm ????????

Yuè [glee spoof 11] time for simgm to do it right

Yuè it is true tho bc Santana suddenly got suspended for violence and I'm like... FIGGINS HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THESE KIDS DO ON A DAILY BASIS? Yuè Man the actual episode was such bullshit Yuè "then we're all in the wrong club" Yuè Brittany saying the truth Yuè the entire Quick storyline is so weird Yuè "CHEESEBURGER" Yuè tbh this song is as boring as the song they actually sung on glee so congrats simgm Yuè I'll never get why Santana was so offended by Klaine singing Perfect to her in support bc they know how hard it is in a straight world Yuè whereas the straight dude who outed her sang a boring ass unnecessary song and Santana was crying because she was so ///moved/// Yuè "unions and ass????" Yuè nickname 9: Dolphin Nose? Yuè "I'M KURT BITCH" Yuè Brittana should've sung in the actual glee sigh glee this was such a disappointment Yuè BRITTANA DANCING THE SMUSSLE Yuè honestly suspending Rachel was the best that could have happened because it gave us a killer Rachel free setlist Yuè "Do you people know math???" Yuè "Not completely. I have big plans" "there she goes again" Yuè ZISES Yuè "and clap like a seal" Yuè "It's random and out of character" Yuè glee and its writers suck at romance Yuè "QUINN HEEL" Yuè THIS IS THE SONG THAT WAS ALSO ON MY PHONE Yuè "I can still remember when I was 18. and here I am at 17, a woman"

Yuè [glee spoof 12] there weren't any songs in it

Yuè NVM I WAS WATCHING EPISODE 13 THERE ARE SONGS IN EP 12 Yuè "oh you know me and my big plans" Yuè "we hold hands, ran into Kurt and Blaine, and I moved two weeks later" Yuè unfortunately the old channel doesn't have captions Yuè "allow me to show you my excitement. ..... " I actually use that quote in real life Yuè why can't Shue do anything by himself Yuè "it always freaks me out when he decides to actually teach" Yuè I love these moments Yuè "my cat will eat you alive" Yuè I just remember how uncomfortable it was to watch Finchel suck face on glee like they didn't even look like loving kisses it was full open mouth on open mouth and making out Yuè "you would know all about announcing things wouldn't you" Yuè I also liked this song Yuè "no I only do that in cars" Yuè nickname 10: chocolate turle Yuè *turtle Yuè to quote Darren Criss: "it's cool I'm back" Yuè after taking a break to help dad wth dinner I'm gonna end this episode Yuè Oh the slushie Yuè "do my eyebrows look okay?" Yuè "that building was already on fire when I got there" Yuè "what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom" Yuè "aren't we supposed to be rehearsing" "DO WE EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?" Yuè GAY PIRATE Yuè "oh wow we actually accomplished something" I love Quinn s snark in these spoofs Yuè so much snark Yuè "oh sh-" Yuè WAIT JORDAN ALSO VOICED GRANT?

Yuè [glee spoof 13] Finn doesn't know how to wash his balls

Yuè really.. Will and Emma suck at their jobs Yuè BLACK SUE Yuè "by the way I'm having a baby" Yuè Mercedes was actually the only one in canon that handled differently when she cheated Yuè "where do I sign to get you fired?" Yuè there were no songs in this ep... Yuè Oh yeah Boss voiced Sugar cause Brianna was ill Yuè poor Puck Yuè ZISES Yuè "sure let's go with that" Yuè "okay who the fuck is this guy?" Quinn once again spilling the truth Yuè "FINN YOU SON OF A-" Yuè "my girlfriend my girlfriend politics and Latino Brittany is my girlfriend equal rights if I wanna kiss my girlfriend I can rainbow flag" Yuè nickname 11: crayola monkey Yuè wait isn't this Scott's last episode?

Yuè [glee spoof 14] what a nice episode title

Yuè "I'm sorry we don't speak bitch" Yuè "and you make a two dollar hoe look classy" Yuè Sam is wearing simgm merch Yuè "I don't here Finchel when Finchel speaks" same Yuè respect for simgm to not make fun of the suicide storyline Yuè I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE TEY PUT A STARKID REFERENCE IN HETR Yuè "MY CAT IS PART OF THE CIA" Yuè in which the girls are fucking sensible Yuè I love the glee version of No Scrub but man what a jam is this Yuè "you suck at motivational speeches" Yuè "do you feel the 'I don't give a fuck' I'm throwing in your direction" Yuè I ASKED FOR DEVELOPMENT AND THEY GAVE ME A WHEELCHAIR Yuè "I have-" "give it a rest Quinn" Yuè "he didn't call me a nickname today" "OH SHIT SON" Yuè "since five seconds ago" Yuè THESE PARTS BETWEEN SIBLING OH GOD Yuè damn Quinn is being inspirational Yuè duck bless this song Yuè AH BRITT Yuè "If there was a chair to kick right now I would" Yuè well well well simgm Yuè nice song

Yuè [glee spoof 15] at this point Boss and Co were so done they put 4 episodes in one spoof

Yuè True about Damian and the glee project thing Yuè waot there are no captions Yuè Mr Schue is such a dick Yuè ah... Quinn's face Yuè for real tho in 4 eps Santana changed her opinion on college too many times Yuè "this got disturbing really fast" Yuè UNIQUE Yuè "knock knock" "who's there?" "go away" Yuè THE WAY RACHEL'S FACE JUST FELL Yuè ZISES IS IN THE CHOIR ROOM Yuè the Quoe boner thing was so gross Yuè I also use "and I wanna go to college" in real life to basically say WTF Yuè fuck Chandler Yuè Oh jesus Yuè btw welcome Kyle to the cast Yuè "I can do that now. I see you're dressed as Lea Michele today" Yuè SANTANA VISION Yuè "dinosaurs" "shut the fuck up Mike"

Yuè [glee spoof 16] this is the end

Yuè throwback to the first ep Yuè Rachel is a selfish as Yuè *ass Yuè and Tina is right Yuè THE BODY SWAP Yuè nickname 12 kinda: winky fairy Yuè ahhh I'm getting all emotional Yuè TATER TOOOOOOOOOOOOTS Yuè another throwback because they're all wearing the outfits they wore in the first spoof Yuè "good luck with that" Yuè EVEN ZISES WAS HERE Yuè the unicorn magic!! Yuè "my big plans are-" (title song) Yuè ... and it's over AGAIN

Yuè [glee spoof minisodes and others]

Yuè mini 1Glee Spoof Minisode 1 | Kurt's Problem with Blaine Yuè this is the video that led me to Simgm because of Michael's awesome voice work Yuè nickname 1: cutiepiedumplingsugartwinkledove Yuè I love that nickname Yuè nickname 2: kurtsie wurtsie Yuè mini 2Glee Spoof Minisode 2 | Santana Exposes All Yuè TATER TOTS YEAAAAAH Yuè "Penises and Winecoolers: a dangerous combination" Yuè "you've been a bad girl Santana" oh lord Yuè mini 3Glee Spoof Minisode 3 | Fondue for Two Yuè wait Yuè this isn't minisode 3 Yuè this is the other Fondue for Two mini Yuè okay in other words minisode 3 has disappeared so let's just move to Yuè mini 4Glee Spoof Minisode 4 |The Glee Cast Discover the Gl... Yuè this s where it gets real Yuè "SAVE THE HORSES" Yuè this is the first time the actual sim "actors" were in a video Yuè "am I really that tall?" "YES!" Yuè mini 5Glee Spoof Minisode 5 | Quinn's Summer Before Senior... Yuè I actually ripped the audio off of this one and put it on my phone so that I could listen t it Yuè "you have too many messages fr me to count" Yuè "BLAINE HOW MANY TMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO SING DURING-" Yuè quinn's face when Finn tries to order a pizza Yuè "..." "that must've been Tina leaving a message" Yuè mini 6Glee Spoof Minisode 6 | The Glee Club Gets Tested Yuè "you know I'm gonna flunk" Yuè Oh Santana Yuè "cow ass no. 5?" Yuè "you're all fucking crazy" "we didn't need a test to tell us that" Yuè mini 7 for realGlee Spoof Minisode 7 | Fondue for Two Part 2 Yuè "do you enjoy being a lesbian?" Yuè nickname 3: puffy-bear Yuè again.. oh Santana Yuè "you do like tossing things" "yeah like..." "my girlfriend out of the closet" Yuè mini 8Glee Spoof Minisode 8 | Brainstorming with the Creat... Yuè RIB is at it again Yuè "is Obama available?" if only Yuè Ian does no shit Yuè hey it's a Zises Yuè I love the Sim cast Yuè "what the fuck did I just read" after the IKAG script is gold Yuè mini 9Glee Spoof Minisode 9 | The Glee Cast Auditions Yuè Sim cast is back wohoo Yuè "my name is-" "you've got the part" Yuè "no way that's HELLA cool!" Yuè mini 10Glee Spoof Minisode 10 | To Catch a Pedo Will Yuè you know that's also HELLA cool? Yuè more of Brianna as sugar Yuè "Because my boyfriend is super awesome" Yuè Sue knocking Schue down always gets me Yuè mini 11Glee Spoof Minisode 11 | Favorite Moments Yuè TIME FOR SENTIMENT Yuè I agree with Michael. "Where's ma crown?" is my favourite part as well Yuè the Christmas crap festGlee Spoof Christmas Special | Holly Jolly Crap Fest Yuè honestly I haven't seen this one in ages Yuè "this Irish dude" Yuè "????????????????" Yuè this was very weird tbh Yuè they never released that song Yuè comic conGlee Cast Comic Con Spoof Yuè I thought it was very cool that actual viewers could send in audio questions Yuè fucking mcgustin Yuè never forget mcgustin Yuè save horses and coffee 2k17 Yuè Oh shit Lea's laugh Yuè LEA Yuè go for it Darren Yuè sneak peek Behind the Scenes of Glee Spoofs Yuè this is like one minute long but it points out so many glee flaws it's hilarious Yuè "I asked for development and they gave me a wheelchair" Yuè btw I am watching all the little glee spoofs and other bts stuff but I'm not gonna live blog them

#lb 2018 #lb watching #lb glee #plurk adventures

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Episode 4 | Space Cadet Blasting Off Again - Jessie

We swapped. And what a wild swap it is. I want from the Andro Tribe to the Circi Tribe. And so did Jonathan, Ari and Zoe. Four of us stuck together on a tribe of 5. We also have Ali with us. I’m worried Ali has an idol so I just don’t want us to lose at all. Let’s keep the good vibes flowing.

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AND NOW IM AM ON CALL WITH JONATHAN AND HE'S TELLING ME ABOUT THE EXACT PLACE I JUST WENT AND THE EXACT RIDDLE I DID LIKE "SOMEONE ALREADY GOT THERE" HELLLLPPPPPPPPP honestly this is what he gets for going off script! i had the room search under control and he was supposed to be in the hallway so it's not my fault he found my mess!

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I encountered an alien in the idol search! I sang them a song and viola! I have a special power. I have the ability to kidnap someone from another tribe, for a full round of the game. They compete in the challenge with us. They'll attend tribal council if we go, but can't be voted out. Kind of a neat little power. It has to be used before merge. So I guess we'll see what happens. If we started with 18, swapped at 15, I imagine that merge will be at 11. I've got a few tribals to figure out when/how to use this power, if I even decide to use it at all. Man, I am loaded. Hidden Immunity Idol and this now. On a DISGUSTING note, someone used a power on me to destroy 10 of my fuel. Thankfully it was only 10 and not a whole lot of it.

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I’m actually so annoyed Why the heck would you say “we should throw the challenge .” Like legit why. This is my favourite challenge and I’m not throwing . I get that Jacob hasn��t said a lot but seriously throwing a challenge to get rid of someone who seems kinda new is so stupid . I’m actually so annoyed rn so I’m typing my thoughts so I don’t yell at the person who said they don’t wanna take the time and edit because we are losing anyways . You know what maybe if you didn’t have such a negative attitude about the situation we could turn out a badass video . Did you ever think maybe the other tribe would be down right awful and we could pull out a win ? I’m so tired of my tribe constantly losing . Anyways updated thoughts or whatever because we had a tribe swap Jacob: said creative challenges aren’t his thing . Trying to talk to him more Cindi : we haven’t spoke I don’t think she likes me from our last game though which is fine I guess? Nathan : Original tribe loyalty I guess ? Jay: Jays pretty cool. Okay that’s it I just needed to vent so that’s why it’s confessional form I also still have my idol so flex I guess ? Idk that’s sounds kinda cringe This is Jessie the space cadet blasting off again

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I AM SWAP FUCKED

I SWEAR TO GOD MY GAME ENDS WITH THESE HOES

Keegan is going home

Fourth straight immunity win! This game is wild. I’ve never done so well before! And now I’ve got another 6 fuel, which is a total of 16 fuel from reward wins. With my hidden immunity idol, and my steal a player advantage, I feel unstoppable. But, things can change at a moments notice so I’m not going to stand on my high horse, I’m going to remain realistic. I don’t have any alliance chats, the only person who has straight up said they want to work with me is Jay who is now going to tribal. It’s almost a bad thing not attending tribal so many times, because I have nothing to test or prove loyalty. Who knows what will happen moving forward.

https://youtu.be/dm7Kta2n7hs

Well we just lost the challenge. Not that I'm surprised, we pretty much lost it when we didn't communicate for a whole day. I tried to do my part and get people discussing but once it was clear this wasn't gonna be a win for us, I just used it for strategy. I wanted to do my best despite the circumstances to prove that this tribe needs me since I'm active and good in challenges. And I think it worked! The judges shouted me out twice for my part in the video (even tho it kinda sucked, but I guess my white boy dancing was good in comparison). But anyways, I do like this tribe and I'm sad we lost, but I have a little theory on why some people didn't try so hard. It was discussed before the challenge even came out that we wanted Jacob out. How this happened was Nathan approached me as soon as we got onto the new tribe and we called and had a good talk on how we felt about the game. Turns out that the queen herself, Jessie Flynn, advocated for me as an ally to Nathan before we even swapped. And us both, and Jessie, all felt good about Cindi too. And ever since then, Nathan's been in my DMs talking about voting for Jacob. So overall I think I landed myself in a pretty sweet spot on this disaster of a tribe and hopefully we can get our shit together for the next challenge, cause things won't be so clear cut next time.

https://youtu.be/dm7Kta2n7hs

WE WON. THANK *GOD.* after flying across the country yesterday and dealing with several minor life crises, i literally spent the ENTIRETY of today working on that video - meaning from when i woke up at 10 to fifteen minutes before when it was due - and also spent seven whole dollars at the dollar tree for props & costumes soooooo if we had not won i would've been quite embarrassed. i was nervous about the editing part, as i've not ever actually put together a music video challenge, just weird silly videos like me as zac efron.... but it turned out okay! i'm not 100% satisfied with my work (i wanted to put more transition effects & it needed more variety / staging to make it less repetitive) but hey it was a thousand miles above the other teams' submissions so i will take it!!! and i never have to listen to space jam again!! anyway, i guess this means another boring day around camp. winning reward got me two more adventure missions, which i used to mostly complete the outside portion of the quest and jonathan is i think gonna finish it off for us tonight. i am hoping/assuming he'll get whatever is there since it's been literally only 48 hours since this started and the door keypad had five zillion combos, and that'd mean that's the last thing in this adventure probably? oh wait nvm we still have a shit ton of stuff to check in the hallway i should do that next. but yeah so that'll be good and i hope it is an advantage or a disadvantage that he won't play on me LOL. if i wake up and all my fuel is destroyed.... i know where you've been jonny! not much else to report right now. it sounds like ali's doing a good job of getting himself in the good graces of zoe and jonathan, which is the most ideal scenario for me so we can say bye-bye keegan. i was a bit worried that if we lost this challenge i wouldn't have a plausible reason to argue to jonathan for keeping ali - or actually, more likely, i think he would have wanted to vote zoe? she hasn't been around as much and he did express concern on saturday about whether she's doing okay. luckily though, this W has bought me a few more days to work on getting the people i like to like each other.

https://youtu.be/F4_Sylzyxyw

UGH UGH UGH I GOT TRIBE FUCKEDDDDDDD IM WITH MJ WHO I JUST SLASHED THE VOTE OF AND LIED TO AND THE OTHER 3 ARE FROM THE SAME TRIBE. GOD DAMN IT. UGH but on the other hand we won immunity and it'll give me time to get to know my other tribe mates. I just hope this isnt a "tribe strong" battle in this game. I hope everyone are free agents

woo! ari and i are together in the swap as well as keegan and jonathan, and ali wound up with us as well on the new circi tribe. we won the music video challenge so the streak continues. i’m very tired!

so the tribe swap went pretty much the best it possibly could, as i got swapped majority with the two members of my tribe i talked to the most. we won immunity so i'm chilling for another week. unfortunately, mj and silver seem to have no interest in talking to me. both of them left me on read after i initiated conversation. so. sits.

So despite the easy seeming vote, I'm still gonna be nervous until the votes get read. These players are no joke, especially knowing that Alex was completely blindsided by Nathan and Jessie. I'm staying positive because I think it's like, a 90% chance I'm in the clear, but you really don't know until you know LOL. I'm just trying to set up my position on this tribe and for the future. I've gone to Cindi, Jessie, and Nathan individually and reassured them that I'm with them for the long haul. And for now I mean it, but if any of them get too dangerous then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry not sorry~ looking specifically at you Nathan 👀

nothing rlly to say tbh happy we swapped!!!!! and happy we won!!!!!! happy to be here with jules. havent really talked much since swapping honestly but i think i'd like to work with jules and asya and somehow get silver tf up outta here when we get the chance!!!!!

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https://youtu.be/t5x52CJdhjI

TRIBAL AGAIN. I'm so nervous. I'm the only one from Circi so that's an easy swap screwed if you ask me. But I hope I'm ok. I think I've made a good bond with Jay Nathan and jessie and they all say we're voting for Cindi so fingers crossed it's not all an elaborate ruse on me

First tribal should be a unanimous vote. I told Nathan if he voted me out I'd block him and our 50 day snap streak would be toast and, like, tbh I think that would crush him. Jay and I want to work together. The only one who might've been sketched out is Jessie but she doesn't have the numbers. It feels insane to be this not paranoid before tribal when I know Jacob is pushing my name...but also I literally don't think that he could get me out?? Like, Nathan and I were/are a dynamic duo so I do not know how he would flip. Jay flipping makes zero sense. The ONLY people this would benefit or be a neutral for is Jessie and Jacob. The only way I go is if Nathan and Jay are two of the dumbest players on the planet.

Tribals in an hour we lost Big sad energy I guess my hearts really going to supernova

#toinfinityandsurvive

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7men · 7 years

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But can you just imagine what could have happened if we’d gotten as many seasons as Gunsmoke?? We meet Vin’s dad, there’s a whole arc about it. Hannah gets better or worse and Josiah has to deal with it. We see Nathan’s dad and get to know him over a season and he gets to meet Raine and see how much his son loves her. We watch Obediah decline until he eventually dies with his son by his side. Buck tells stories about growing up in a whorehouse and about running wild with Chris when they were younger. Chris heals more, and he or Buck tells stories about meeting Sarah, about the stuff Adam got into, about when Adam was born.

Ezra tells us stories about growing up - true ones, not the ones his mother tells because it’s ‘adorable’ even if it isn’t true. We hear about relatives who cared about him and those that didn’t, what he had to do, the cons he’s run, the names he’s used, the deeds he’s done, good and bad. Nathan tells us about the War, about learning to amputate a leg to the sound of cannon fire. JD gets homesick and tells us about back East, about how hard his mom worked, about teaching himself to ride and how many times he fell off and the horses he knew.

Vin tells us about the time he accidentally got turned around and followed his own trail in a circle in the snow, about living with the Kiowa and Comanche. Chanu heals, physically and emotionally, and becomes good friends with Vin and Josiah and Nathan, who all spend the most time out at the Reservation. The townsfolk get used to him and like him too. Maybe we meet more of Nathan’s surviving family - an uncle, aunt, cousin, maybe sibling or niece or nephew. Nathan and Raine get married.

At one point Billy calls Chris Dad and there is Angst and crap. Someone grows a beard and there is mocking.

Ezra inherits something from a relative and has to go back South to deal with it, potentially dispose of it, and it’s either ROAD TRIP or ‘omg is he coming back?? we’re FINE without him, REALLY! no nvm we’re really not come home Ezra we miss you’

At least one of the boys has War memories reawoken that have to be dealt with. A school for the local kids is opened and there is Romance in the air between the school teacher and (at least) one of the boys.

Vin adopts a dog. Ezra may or may not be feeding a local cat.

Nathan gets the chance to shout down Local Racism. Inez becomes a successful businesswoman who may or may not buy the Saloon from Maude and is definitely a force to be reckoned with in town.

Vin learns to read. Mary’s newspaper wins awards. JD and Casey continue to fumble their way through a relationship. NETTIE IS AROUND. It becomes clear that Gloria Potter, Inez and Mary rule this town and Nettie is not one of them only because she doesn’t want to be. We kick Cartwright Syndrome in the head because the girls are always around, always badass, and always come back stronger than before if something bad happens to them.

The horses get canonical names and personalities. Chaucer the Wonder Horse becomes a real thing.

The church gets finished and Josiah nearly busts the buttons on his shirt with pride the first time they have a service inside, and the whole town attends and shakes his hand and congratulates him even though half the episode is three of the boys waffling about coming.

I just really want to see everything.

#the boys #magnificent seven #M7 #my magnum opus #well not really but

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blue-flavored-candy · 10 years

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I'M A HUNDRED AND THREE

#nvm i sound like nathan #i'm only fourteen #text post

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liveblogofheroes · 5 years

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Genesis, Chapter One: Genesis

i love how the volume name and chapter name are the same

but okay okay beginning text cool cool i really like that intro though very interesting and very true

HEROES INTRO SCENE I LOVE YOU

ah mohinder’s voiceovers how i’ve missed you so

LOOK MY SON

peter why the heck do you look so calm about that but fly man fLY

oh no you woke up

THaT’D MaKe uS LiKe BRoTHeR aND SiSTeR

same man same

okay but when peter missed the stand the first time while putting the iv bag on? that was a freaking mood lemme tell you

GOD IS A COCKROACH, GUYS. GOD. IS. A. COCKROACH.

the amount of times i have pressed x because i thought that would press play is unreal and it keeps taking me back to the main menu and i swear i’m gonna throw my laptop across the room because i’m so used to netflix and not used to having to press start to pause and play it

dad’s deAD! PIPPI ATE DAD (sorry sorry that was a drama reference)

here’s what i find confusing: i’m pretty darn sure that chandra doesn’t wear glasses (could be wrong who knows), and mohinder finds a pair of glasses on an open book. if his dad didn’t wear glasses, don’t you think he would be a little confused on why there were prescriptioned glasses in the apartment?

human flight? cellular regeneration? teleportation? idk but those things remind me of a few people. i just. can’t seem.. to... remember.... their names..... (i’m kidding)

I DID IT AGAIN GOSH FREAKING DARN IT

that don’t be looking like chandra am i missing something (i’m guessing they didn’t have an actual actor to play chandra at that time but i could be wrong tbh)

ring ring

mohinder’s seeming awfully calm about someone trespassing into his father’s apartment

how’d he know to get that pin? i mean it happened so fast and i’m tired so i might’ve missed something but still man

oh jeez my little ace heart doesn’t like that. but at least it isn’t graphic

it bugs me when people type slow in shows and movies because i’m not used to watching that because i type ligHTNING FAST

ooh the mirror lagged spooky

micah’s my son y’all

okay but niki looks pretty just thought i’d point that out

oh boy she be dead

oh nvm she be alive

oh peter be jumping again. or falling. idk what you would call that

oh hi nathan. wait was that blood or did i imagine that. nah it’s not blood no worries

peter’s hot okay?

i spammed this part to a friend once

HOVERED

nathan’s a jerk. i love him

BECAUSE YOU CAN FLY TOO. and because you’re his brother good point

she be shoplifting some socks

well that was blunt

i want to know said reasons

sometimes she sounds completely normal (normal as in no accent) and at other times she has a southern accent and it bugs me tbh

i love zach. i love so many characters tbh

*stares intently*

*s t a r e i n t e n s i f i e s*

okay but same man

i’m laughing because they mention spock a few times in heroes and well. a certain someone plays spock later on

okay but nathan’s really a jerk and i really love him he’s number three of my top three favourite jerks which seems like last but remember this is top three

yeah peter shoplift some socks

and that was when angela knew. peter be swiping her power

“She doesn’t even have any books to read” man what a mood

i love me some ice cream

it’s called DID man

very. very hot.

i feel like i could be making a reference but my mind is drawing a blank

yeah manhandle her why don’t ya

okay you /had/ to rip open her shirt you couldn’t just see that from her /bare legs/

my room is worse

you cruSHED GOD

SYLAR HI I LOVE YOU

so i completely forgot that nathan served tbh

isaAC NO

i don’t remember doing half my homework and yet that’s important too man

she says as she looks away from him

isaac be kinda cute man

painting the future would be pretty scary but very cool

flap flap

i never noticed how nathan did that until now lol

i love peter’s hair i just wanted you all to know that

and so they meet

peter’s so pretty i love him

i love his mouth man

apparently this song was supposed to be road to joy and i’m dying because i love that song but i think this song fits better

i’m gonna look through the unaired pilot just to see if that song is in there lol (it’s not. at least i don’t think)

but g u y s don’t you know that you aren’t supposed to look at the eclipse when the eclipse happened we all had to wear special glasses (hard if you actually have glasses to see lol)

heeeEEELLOOOOOO WELCOOOOOME HOOOOOOOOOOOOME

these guys are gross man

is that guy wearing a cast what happened

ew time travel

bold of you to say you hate it there man

oh no it was all recorded oops

i would honestly be surprised if there weren’t any fics of mohinder/peter tbh i mean i don’t ship it but still

moHINDER STOP LOOKING AWAY FROM THE ROAD THIS IS NEW YORK

*turns left* *goes right* though if we’re being honest i’ve never driven a car so who knows ya know

i’m dead. like that homeless man

no swearing in this house lyle

back at it again with the switching of accents

or so you thOUGHT wait what does yogurt have to do with anything

this whole time i’m going to be waiting for hysterical blindness and shirtless peter

why would you do that claire whY

where’d all that blood go man

why the heck did mr muggles sound like a cat

HI NOAH oh wait i don’t think his name has been revealed yet oops

tag yourself i’m that dead sleeping guy

peter stop getting distracted and help you’re a nurse man

why do i have the urge to look up different ships i don’t ship with peter in them. like mohinder/peter and isaac/peter. idk i just love peter i want to see him happy man

lol i have a wip called shadows in the light

rip phone

peTER WHY DO YOU LOOK SO CALM YOU’RE STEPPING OFF A BUILDING

but man does he look good doing it

he’s so pretty

why fly up when you can come from the other side of the street ya know

oh bye peter

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oh hey d.l. has a thing of the symbol

don’t say that angela he’s your son

did you throw it away or did you eat it? isaac what the heck

oh rip nathan

micah be calling his dad man

whomst

oh bye d.l.

micah why you there man. huggles!!

okay so that was actually really fun to do sorry for the very random stuff but that’s how i do commentary man

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