#oh he knows it would be worse to be a cowboy in full dont get me wrong

[imaginepostingonmain]

"..."

"...Aye."

"I sp'pose it is."

#finance jimmy #actually the fact it sent twice imbued the message with even greater meaning #youre increasing its power twofold felix #also ironically this is my second draft of this post so uhh it cancels out ig #he was supposed to like try and set it on fire? in my original sketch of this whole thing? #but i cant draw lighters #i mean uh #he began to rethink the idea #that hat cost him five bucks of pure frivolity #five bucks that went towards no purpose no food no supplies nothing #except the fact that this was the first time ive ever drawn him smiling #and i think he knows that fact #five bucks worth of glitter that for a moment he didnt have to worry about cleaning up #oh he knows it would be worse to be a cowboy in full dont get me wrong #he wants to live thats point 0 of his plans #but theres a line between betrayal and having fun #or at least #there /should/ be #and he simply wants one without the other sometimes #girl help my joke oc is getting emotionally complicated

[redpool]

Liveblog of the Teen Wolf: The Movie

Yeah that a great place to store the most powerful enemy you've ever had

That was the whitest Japanese I've ever heard

Who the fuck are you

Ok darth vader, chill out

This is the worst thing I have ever watched

Oh my god

No

Just no

Jesus

Dude, what the fuck?

Swearing??

I hate it here

Still don't like her

ELI!!!!

Jordan?? Why are you still here?

Mason's a cop now? Why.

DEREK IS A OFFICALLY A DILF

Dude, that was so unnecessary

Dude, that was so unnecessary pt 2

And you're holding hands why?

That was not a two person job

I hate you all

Exactly, why are you here?

Why are you explaining what the nemeton is? We already know????

Eli, that was unnecessary

Derek seems like the best dad

He's a shithead

And a smartass

And also a dumbass

Is it just me or is the a ting really bad?

Oh God, I know what's about to happen.

I'm not mentally prepared for what's about to happen

I dont want to see Ryan's ass

I have been subjected to so many naked bodies over the past week, I'm over it.

EW

I HATE IT HERE

WHERE DID THE RELATIONSHIP COME FROM???

THEYVE NEVER EVEN SAID TWO WORDS TO EACHOTHER

Awww, he's trying to be a good dad

Can you put your pants on please

Does this relationship actually bring anything to the plot?

*eyeroll*

Jesus christ

Why are they acting like they've never been there before??

Seriously, why.

Um ok riddler calm down

Oh, never mind

Have you just learnt to swear??

Umm??

Bonding moment?

Are we not going to talk about that???

Yeah, Eli and Derek are the only good thing about this movie.

What the fuck

Have I mentioned that I hate it here?

Umm

Wow, they really are using that r rating to the fullest, huh.

Why is she naked.

She didn't die naked, so why is she naked?

Umm

Oh

COACH!!!!!

Why am I doing this to myself

Best scene in that whole movie

The lip filler on this one

Why are her nails painted and done perfectly??

Are you kidding me?

You're going to tell me that Allison, who just came back from the dead, can beat a werecoyote, two police officers AND a true alpha?

Um ew

Dramatic ass

Ok bro, you are over acting rn

What the actual fuck

Why are you walking like that?

Mother?

Liar liar

Lol

Oh my god

Jesus

She went straight for the head

What

You're going to sit there and tell me that a human woman is stronger than a at full health werewolf?

Kitsune really said 🧍🏻‍♀️

Just heal? Why aren't you healing?

'Yeah, but I'm a good demon.' yeah bby you are

BOO BITCH

WHY HAVE YOU NOT HEALED?

I've witnessed the Derek Hale take worse hits then that and walk around like its nothing.

Ok, that was pretty cool.

Why are they taking out normal humans?

PETER

You've been spending too much time with cowboys

Jesus christ.

You two just need to kiss already

No, it's Kira. You need Kira. You don't need Lydia, you need Kira.

What in the CGI fuck was that

I seriously hate it here.

I really dont give a shit

Lady, you dont even know this child.

Her quiver was literally just empty.

Oh my god

*deep sigh*

Are Tyler Hoechlin and Ian Bohen the only actor that continued a ting after Teen Wolf ended?

You're such a shit-stirrer Peter

It should have been you, instead of Brett & Lori.

Oop, she ded

Oh, they got dusted.

Why did I just gasp?

Oh ok, just throw him down the stairs why don't you.

Oh my god

NOW SPARTA KICK HIM

Are you an idiot?

That was so unnecessary pt 3

Yeah like I cant fucking see the puddle of blood sitting right there.

I'm so uncomfortable

How has the acting gotten worse?

You guys are fully grown werewolves, it's a piece of fucking rope.

I didn't care about your relationship then and I still don't now.

It's the fucking teacher isn't it.

I miss Brett so much. Isaac too.

You're getting to Joker rn dude.

PROTECTIVE DAD DEREK

How has the eye cgi gotten worse?

Called it

That's so sad

Has everyone in this movie just forgotten how to act?

Yeah, I really dont care.

Yeah, that's not how it works bruh

See, should have recruited Peter ages ago.

YOU STUPID BITCH

HE BETTER BE OK, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

Missed you Jords

How tf would you know?

Do the roar

Holy fuck

Fully body goosebumps rn

Oh shit

Oof

Umm what?

He's a unicorn

Bout fucking time

That was so fucking cool

Ew, no.

Jesus fucking christ

I see some Johnny Cage in you Sheriff.

Umm ew

You look like a really fucked up seal

Please shift back. Your wolf faces are really ugly.

Jordan, can you please do something.

'You can't catch me! I'm the ginger bread man.'

Gets worse everytime.

Headbutt

Jords, had him just fine. Derek didn't have to sacrifice himself.

Unnecessary death so it doesn't count.

What is with the writers and burning the Hales.

AND IN FRONT OF HIS CHILD AND PERVIOUSLY BURNT UNCLE????

Bullshit

That didn't happen. Derek is fine.

Get out of my fucking house.

Ew

That didn't happen either.

I fucking hate you.

You're full on making me cry rn.

Pretty sure Derek was the first teen wolf character I ever liked, this hits deep.

Oh honey

No.

You seriously think that Peter and Cora would let Allison and Scott raise that child?

Ew, stop.

Have fun in hell bitch.

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Eli, what the fuck are you doing?

#teen wolf #teen wolf the movie #liam dunbar #eli hale #derek hale #scott mccall #lydia martin #peter hale #alan deaton #chris argent #melissa mccall #nogitsune #malia tate #jordan parrish #allison argent #sheriff stilinski

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Happy To Help

Gif credit @danaskulls.

Taglist @ackles-nhl. @cbouvier23. @mysty-psycho. @kaymudd. For my little 💙 anon too.

Just having a baby had its perks, no working on the ranch for a couple weeks, getting to stay home and having Rip with you cuddling with the baby and it also had it's down fall. The worse was having your breast try and kill you. Baby was eating every hour on the hour and you were even pumping but your breasts were still full and it was the worst ever.

"Oh god". You groan, holding your breasts as you came into the kitchen, heading right to the freezer to grab a bag of peas. Maybe the coldness would help.

Getting the peas and pressing them against you. You turned around, Rip was sitting at the kitchen table sipping on his coffee.

"What are you doing"? He chuckled.

"My boobs hurt. Like they're in a vise grip".

"You need to see the doctor"? Rip came over where you were standing. Sitting his cup on the counter.

"No, I'm fine. Just have a lot of milk I guess and the baby isnt keeping up with the milk intake. But pumping seems to help, just I ran out of freezer bags to store it in".

"I'll go into town and get you some when I get off work. Just store what you pump in a bottle  in the refrigerator until then. But how can I help you now"? Rip wrapped his arms around your waist, locking his hands together.

"I don't know. I don't want the milk to go to waste. I have no one else to drink it. So I dont know what to do".

"You know the ranch hands talk and do weird things in the house right"? Rip said with a smirk.

"I'm not letting them suck on my breasts, Rip". You laugh.

"I would never suggest that. It just got me thinking what about me"?

"What about you what"? You tilted your head in confusion.

"I could suck your milk".

"What exactly do you and the ranch hands talk about when you work"?

"You dont want to know. So what do you say? I can help you out and it wont go to waste".

"I'm not sure, babe. Would that be weird for you"?

"No, I dont think it would. I mean breast milk is natural and healthy. So it's good for a cowboy that uses a lot of calories during the day".

"Okay, I'll give you that but you drinking my breast milk and nursing from me. Seems odd".

"Just think of it as a bonding experience. We always wanted to find something else to get us closer. This could be it. What do you say"?

"Alright. I'll give it a try. Anything is better than this". You sigh laying your head on his chest.

Rip and you decided after the baby was fed and napping you'd try nursing him. You were sitting on the couch reading a stupid parenting book that your sister n law had gotten you, when Rip came in the livingroom.

"So"? Rip cleared his throat.

"Now"?

"Yeah, the baby's a sleep. You're not busy so why not now"?

"Alright". You sat your book down beside you and patted the cushion next to you for Rip. He walked over with a grin. He was truly excited for this. May not tell you but he was.

You laid a pillow down on your lap and Rip laid his head on it. Facing your breasts.

Lifting up your shirt and undoing your  strap of your nursing bra, the nursing pad was removed a stream of milk shot right into Rips eyes.

"Oh no". You giggled. "I'm sorry. I told you I was full".

Rip licked at the milk that was dripping from his lips as it ran down his face. "Tasty". He chuckled.

You cupped your breast and put it up to Rips mouth, a few droplets fell as he wrapped his mouth around your swollen nipple.

Rip took long gulps, instant relief felt in your breast. Looking down it started to look like your normal breast.

You kissed Rips head and ran your hands threw his hair, while the other hand picked up your book and started reading again.

#rip wheeler smut #rip wheeler imagine #rip wheeler imagines #yellowstone rip wheeler imagine #rip wheeler yellowstone #rip wheeler #yellowstone imagine #yellowstone fanfiction #happys-crazy-queen22 #rip wheeler breastfeeding kink

[ssa-baby-outlaw]

9-1-1: Lone Star S1 EP1

for context, it has been an exhausting day and I'm up to date with 9-1-1 which is what I would usually watch now and I need to treat myself so I am officially starting 9-1-1 lone star.

as with all shows, I have seen almost every clip of this show on YouTube (mostly following the tarlos storyline let's be honest) so I know some shit that happens but I've never seen a full episode, so yall can read / watch along with me while I find out some much needed context.

also rob lowes son wrote this show?? And his middle name is owen. Let's just take a minute to think about that.

• For anyone who's read my unsolicited opinions on 9-1-1 then yall know how much I love Buck... I think my love for the Strand boys will be worse. You have been warned

• It started with the phone call beepy thing too!

• I kinda hoped the Texas accents would be stronger

• Oh nevermind judd is here, full texas

• Did this whole fire start with a burrito?

• JUDD SAYS Y'ALL TOO

• Storing ammonia is much more worthy of the explosion than a burrito

• THEYRE SO CUTE I've had to pause it on the first shot of owen and tk because they make my cold dead heart feel something

• We're like 5 minutes in and mans already has cancer. Also why is this doctor acting like a life coach

• That's a sparkly fucking ring tk

• My God I want him to hug me like that and nuzzle his cute lil face into my neck

• "A bit of an inclusivity issue" so we're gonna hire an old straight white cis man to be in charge

• No no please dont tell me this is when tk overdoses

• Oh fuck it is

• This set up is really good and I'm liking it more than the first ep of 911

• Tk's existence is gonna send me into another gender crisis

• He's so pretty😭

• These character intros are amazing

• OWEN SAYING "OR THEY" PRONOUNS 👏👏👏

• Please do not let judd back just because he threw a tantrum

• Also that hand tattoo placement is so weird I hope for his sake it's not real

• Oh shit what is this murder mystery going on I'm into it

• I like michelle but her voice is not vibing with me

• Well hello carlos👀

• I thought Michelle was a police officer for a minute but turns out everyones uniforms look the same in this, am not a fan of that

• "I'm more of a visual learner"

• Judd and the 911 operator from the accident are together!? Were they together when it happened or after? After would be kinda weird

• This man is sitting on the floor between two sofas...💅

• Owen and his skincare!!!!!

• "This is very precious to me" oh to be owen strands moisturizer

• Okay let's be real if a 10 month old got flipped in a car it would be smushed not sitting in a tree

• The fact that tk calls him dad at work and not captain

• FIRST TARLOS INTERACTION

• Are owen and michelle flirting?

• Ooooh yes they are

• Synchronised dancing in cowboy hats is exactly what I signed up for

• Tarlos heart eyes!!!!

• Owen please tell someone you're sick

• He just told judd!?

• Okay why was Judds breakdown so bad? Like....that was so fake?

• That kids accent is strong enough for the whole cast

• Yes Marjan praying!!!!!

• Why is judd suddenly working? Did I miss something? Do I just have to cry in front of people then I can get whatever i want?

• They really just said fuck it and ended this episode with old town road

Favourite moment of episode 1

(Gif of TK and captain strand hugging)

#9 1 1 lone star #hendersnoots 9 1 1 lone star watch party #lone star season 1 #owen strand #tk strand #tarlos