#oh thats ominous

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

nothing like a call from your mother to make that escapism feel extra sweet

#oops vent post Look Away Look Away i am once again bleeding all over my blog #ohhhhh boy am i gonna get Creatively Active tonight #we love to see my living situation crash and burn oh boy oh boy #i get three more months and then!!! back into the fire i go! #and the frying pan was just starting to get cozy.... #well! time to brush up on my masking and acting skills #absolutely unprompted #yknow it was actually funny #i went on a walk right after that call #and it felt like i was in a fucking movie. symbolism was ever #literally stood and stared at the 'no connection' street sign for a solid two minutes #feeling the Irony #then a black cat stopped and stared at me from down the road? #and a hummingbird flew over to look me in the eye?? #walked under an apple tree but every single apple was rotting??? #a fly decided to land on me for a split second and then flew away? felt Ominous #didnt see a raven though so thats a plus. or a minus. im not superstitious and i love ravens #plus side of being forced to move: i get to keep both of my cats and ill no longer be in this damn state. #negatives: living with my mom. her boyfriend. two dogs. in a state i strongly dislike. with no positive connections. in a basement. #its gonna be so fun! (sarcastic. lying. said through gritted teeth) #agh sorry sorry #once again treating tumblr like my personal diary #just. sigh. #well if i get a job right away and save up #maybe ill be able to find somewhere with roommates! #people my ageish! fellow queers perhaps! somewhere welcoming #where i can relax and feel Understood and perhaps even content with being alive #where i have room to not just force the love of existence but truly Feel it #i have hope! i have hope... i am miserable but one day! i may not be! #ive waited and survived this long! ill make it! i will fucking make it i swear to god

[aria0fgold]

I'm in Act 4 and Things are Happening.

#ariaplays: isat #isat spoilers #i was boutta go about the usual routine. get the four-pointed leaf. get the drawing. get the flower. help everyone #and then i decided to also check the coin cuz i was curious what siffrin would say bout the leaf but coin first #so thats what... the Incident was about... also the blurry text happened again and its on ''remember'' this time #hella ominous... and nowd i think bout it. that blurry text was in the beginning too... sif's wish? i cant remember tho oh boo

[voidcoretxt]

co ja robie ze swyim życiem aka clown in a polish folk dress ^-^ !

#IF I SAY THAT THE BG SUCKS ON PURPOSE WOULGDE U BELIEVE ME... #mcyt #clownpierce #lifesteal smp #voidcore.png #ANYWAY welcome to the ramble zone #this is. SO out of my comfort zone #i drew this while in so much pain misery suffering as i am slightly sick with what appears to be the common cold. like i can see the light^ #this is a łowicz dress its from the region around warsaw aka where i was born ^__^ tho i consider the highlander dress to be more. ''mine'' #i guess ? #since i grew up there and thats where my mum is from and stuff #WHATEVER #so tempted to draw him in that one next ^__^ might do a more dynamic pose too ! bc in this hes just. standing there. ominously #hes like those girls from the olej rzepakowy ads LOL #as im typing this im dreading formatting this post bc UH OH my cool mobile formating broke >_< fuck my whole life i guess ! #ALSO YAAAY SOMEONE NOTICED THE SILLY WAY I DRAW SUNS. LIKE YES IT DOES LOOK LIKE AN EGG YOLK I LOVE DOING THAT !!!

[kiddokori]

things i like about totk so far: the depths,

i am going to be so completely honest i thought id be able to think of more. um. this is awkward

#ive only beat the first ‘temple’ the rito one and like. i thought it was goofy. i did not take it seriously. the boss was cool the music #was banger as usual that specifically i thought was cool #i doo like the depths tho. fun to explore. pretty. ominous music. quiet. peaceful if i aboid mobs correctly #and like all the stuff that is inherent to botw/totk i enjoy the world the horses cooking the outfits etc etc #but thats not unique to totk so i dont count it #goofy ass cutscenes. weird pacing. story feels very forced and not coherent so far #really just feels like they went ok we need to make another botw and just made up whatever excuse they could #to get zelda out of the story again instead of actually writing something #putting the wagon in front of the horse situation #also botws whols thing was New Innovative Breaking Conventions #and then they went oh the New Innovative Breaking Conventions game did good? cool lets make the exact same New thing again #not how that works. sucks all of the appeal out of the whole foundation #you cant copy innovation you have to make something new #like im gomna play it anyways and enjoy myself cuz its zelda but come on man. and for 70 bucks?? #killing nintendo myself #oh i like the tower cutscene link fucking blastinf out of the top of it #also pretty #im a bit disappointed in the sky islands it doesnt really feel explorable its just like hey theyre there. some of them have little things on #them or some hidden challenge. and i go ok. well what about all the empty ones that are a pain in the ass to get to #and they go shhh shshshshsh. dont worry about that. think about Parallels. symbolism. #when all i can think about it the fact i do not have my large bird friend to help me explore #being so serious loftwings would make this game better. new mode of traversal for the new environment (sky) #those robo birds suck theyre so hard to get off the islands without just falling #ive tried fucking around with the new building/tech stuff i do not like it. awkward. clunky. irritating to me #idk if thats a me issue or if other people also think its bad but. im not a fan #give me my fucking bird. it makes sense and it would work so much better. please

[narwhalandchill]

i have to say of all the things people were speculating before 4.2 the fontaine AQ "theory" (if you could even call it that) im the most glad just. aged like complete milk and died silently in a ditch as it should was the way people were just. genuinely thinking the shadow dude in the narwhals stomach was childe 💀 and not even in the "ohhh what if" but actually soo convinced i just????

like hello what the fuck. i cannot believe that was a real thing like it was so widespread bc everyone went all. well the narwhal has to be bad and evil with terrible designs in mind for some nefarious plot relating to ajax so it has to be corrupting him and using his body as a puppet. and then pointing at the absolute most superficial "similarities" between the shadow and foul legacy when literally none of the actual core design aspects of FL were present at all whatsoever 😭 the shadow shares more in common with the fucking husks or even like. those hsr antimatter legion bitches what are you guys talking about. arguing oh the reason it looks nothing like childe or FL is bc hes already been gigasigma corrupted for a billion years in abyss time like WHAT

it got so bad i started fucking. double guessing my own (factually correct. as always. its like dawei wants to feed my ego) assessment of. yeah no fucking way thats ajax. theres some similarities in certain combat moves and some armor traits but like. he didnt invent his fighting style with FL he was literally taught it 💀 and 4.0 already told us skirk taking him in as a disciple had Something to do with his encounter with the narwhal. not at all unusual there would be some parallel (and i do find it plausible that the shadow v much has to do with surtalogi).

the other side of it was also like. yes sure im less reliable on that argument front leading up to 4.2 bc im way too narwhalpilled and obsessed with destined bonds between a mortal and an eldritch cosmic being in general so i was always hoping for it to like him in that based gourmet incomprehensible alien way. BUT. the way ppl fucking trashed my beloved acting all oh the narwhal calling for ajax must involve wanting to do something terrible to the uhhhhhh (checks notes) kid that.... freed it? woke it up? after an indeterminate time spent in some sort of stasis and imprisonment??? especially when its a creature meant to be freely traversing the cosmos?? Huh? 😭 tf would the narwhal have against him im crying. stop assuming the worst of this lovely friend shaped cetacean that is literally so rude.

(And like. i mean this with the utmost respect to his clear power boost regarding mastery over FL and am by no means trying to flatten or dismiss his development but also. 45+ days brawling. when the narwhal was already more or less fully primordial sea juice boosted. and when it went DIRECTLY for the kill against all those shrimp civilians in the cutscene. ajax. ajax. ajax. you did a great job but no way in fucking hell am i believing the narwhal was at any point trying to kill you fr im sorry 💀💀💀 you got the VIP treatment bc it likes you and i am Not believing otherwise unless dawei himself smites me and rebukes this directly. edit: and like he fell back in passed out & near death. well why the fuck wouldnt it finish the job right there and then???? checkmate atheists)

ultimately it just made no sense and while theories are fair game for everyone and all i just really hated this one its literally so petty but i cant help it im so glad it was instakilled on spot by the 4.2 trailer SKSKSKDKSKSDSJK i saw my man true and real in all his foul legacy drip and i knew i won.

also when the narwhal attack animations leaked and people were all oh my god its destroying childes constellation this is super bad and evil and i just. you mean the constellations that serve as the direct physical manifestations of celestias hold over destiny and fate. those. you mean the guy whose boss archive entry builds him up as the one who will "overturn this world" having his constellation busted through by a 874679 gigaton star-devouring whale pal could like. in no way shape or form be perhaps a visual metaphor for some. other development. after multiple lore drops and talks of wills capable of rivaling the world and not being chained by celestias ever present gaze. dont you maybe think the visuals of a constellation falling from the sky could also imply a different kind of thing. icant 😭 same for his vision malfunctioning if the narwhals behind that one too. like you mean the device we used to literally spy on his memories and that are all but confirmed to be not quite the quirky divine gift all perks no fine print you might assume. that thing. surely the vision malfunctioning is awful for ajax. (this take was sponsored by sustainer!!!)

it was literally just all these weird assumptions that abyss bad so narwhal from abyss (that aged well lmao) also bad ajax is a helpless baby fish being lured by the seductive calls of his narwhal to the dark side. and so on

and then turns out hes the one attacking the narwhal on sight 💀💀 if only we couldve foreseen his desire to fight the being he encountered during his time in the abyss once they meet again from something like idk his own voicelines that have been there since 1.1..... but alas 😔

#childe doesnt need rescuing from the narwhal surtalogi needs to put them in couples counselling i said what i said #that or solo counselling bro still hasnt dodged the same entity allegations but no time to get into that foil hat theory GSJSJDK #and fwiw yes i am not above accepting the narwhal mightve initiated the brawl either but also like #tf would be nefarious about that its literally childes love language 😭😭😭😭😭 #and not to even mention how the 4.1 cutscene really wasnt. tonally in any form some ominous oh caught in a trap oh no moment either #both the soundtrack and the narwhals vocalizations in it. bc. pay attention to the very start of the bossfight #theres a fucking. almost growl like sound at the very start. THATS hostility from the narwhal yet of all calls it has made at childe #none are like That. yes this is more of a me being insane moment than super serious theory proof but still. #rambles #genshin #childeposting

[larabar]

gonna dump my arches pictures here ^^

#still obsessed with these #love this place so so much #i know this place like the back of my hand but going in the winter ?? greatest thing ever #the colors get deeper and richer. there are purples now?? and nobody's there thats the best part #begging everyone to go mess around in the desert once in a while its fun i prommy #rambles #oh wait i wanna say what each one is- #first is eye of the whale arch ! my personal favorite #then the most awkward angle of delicate arch possible. put that on the license plate #random picture of the colorado river ! #3 gossips and the lion !! they greet you right as you enter the main area #< theyre kinda in the distance #balanced rock my friend balanced rock you are so ominous in the fog i love you #random picture from the delicate arch trail ! #random juniper tree ! #elephant!! kinda on the left. you see this guy on the way to double arch #skyline arch!!! right by the road! #and last but not least double arch!! actually saw this one for the first time on this trip and ouuhhhhghh it is so big you gotta be there #OK THATS IT BYE

[ozymoron]

do you think if i asked herbert would give me a dick i can crack like a glowstick like so it glows. or like when i get horny it starts to glow. any colour is fine but i think red would be the funniest

#⚠️ #''whats that ominous red light glowing from your pants?'' ''oh thats just my dick''

[austyntistic]

theres this one group of serirei artists / writers on twitter i wanna be friends with SOOO BAD theyreso COOL

#my audition im austyn im heavily fixated on serirei and dont really have a lot of people to bounce ideas off of #because tumblr is me speaking to THE VOID and sometimes… a voice calls back #oh my god thats so ominous #nvm no more audition i remembered i have the Awkward autism where i over explan myself and my sentences are clunky and strange #UAUGGGH #how do you MAKE FRIENDS… fucked UP!!!!!!!!!!! #okay enough rambling bye #austyn talks

[abyssalpriest]

I was not expecting to write a damn summary in the tags there and if i WAS planning that i couldve done it better but like. man im just. i struggle to interact w bloodborne but this summary of this fanfic is just fucking fascinating but mostly its full of his energy in this really weird way that.... exactly mirrors this specific type of energy Bloodborne has, this sort of wild ocean churning black electric waters. as in is it water? is it liquid lightning? is it black ink? is it a scrying mirror? I dont know but its like the in-between gaps and pixels on the screen that you alternately blur out and see the image and simulation in or you zone in and see what it really is. but man

#for all his stability and lucidity sometimes he is a little bit like an old scholar in a chair in the dark of an ominous place in a a #Nightmare who has the aura approaching him of ''oh god you're definitely going to be a boss fight'' #anyway thats enough of that game for me its bad for me in more than small doses #the Child Game // #ramblings //

[technicalknockout]

The titles of the last four episodes of ok ko were so deceptive. I mean what bad things could happen in an episode with a name as innocent as 'Carl' amiright

#do you. do you know what i thought about when i first clicked that episode #oh these are the last four? thats so sad.. but the first two dont seem ominous at all. carl and dendy's video channel hmm #they sound like fun filler eps. no need to have my guard up! ill just enjoy these characters i like being happy and chill #11 minutes later my soul has disintegrated and i am in pieces on the floor #incoherent ramblings

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#sometimes u just gotta have a cringe fail weekend. is what i tell myself bc i let the fact that i forgot to check my new #email completely obliterate me. also i haven't been sleeping enough. also just the normal thoughts in my head #by which i mean the part of my brain that demands consequences for inattention by means of suffering. devine punishment. #which is irrational and annoying but knowing that doesnt seem to help. so ive just been laying here in the hopes i come unspooled and start #to disintegrate. which is annoying bc ive got stuff to do #specifically bc i am supposed to b a TA this semester. which is what i figured but also feared #so. thats gonna b a lot. tho not as much as my old school bc they dont make TAs do literally everything here apparently #but. itll b a lot. and also i have to finish signing up for classes. bc i didnt do that back in April by my brain was melting. also i have #to keep doing my job and dealing with my data. ugh. well. being a TA isnt so bad. i do like to help ppl learn even if im not very good at it #like. i struggle with thr talking to ppl part. like the transition of ny thoughts to something thst makes sense #oh well. hope i end up teaching something im not too unqualified for. i could do soils. Ecology. uhhh. maybe intro bio but i never even took #university level biology. i just skipped upper level courses. that's probably it. anything else would b a lotta faking it #ugh. im tired. i should go to sleep at 9pm. thr sun hasbt even set and i should sleep #tomorrow i have to get my shit together. but also i wanna email my new professor like hey bro like what do u want me to do??? #like how do i start in this lab? when do we start talking. like just not to b pushy but whats thr procedure? #i like Structure but also its like weeks until the semester starts so we got time. im just a lil nuts #jesus. its gonna b an interesting semester. hopefully fun but uh it is sorta like taking a boat out when u can see big ominous clouds #like im sure ill b fine but also i might get dumped over into a watery grave. i just. i have a lot of papers to write #and its gonna b hard to b a student on top of that. partly bc what im gonna b doing now is almost completely unrelated #which is probably y ppl stick to the same track they stsrt on. that awkward moment when ppl ask u if ur gonna keep working with bi0crust #and ur like uhhhh no fuck that actually the work ive done in the past 4 years makes me hate myself✌️ #so we r back at square 1. well not 1 bc its sorta related but its a pretty big reset #itll b fine once things start. its just thr anticipation that kills me #unrelated

[quinndjarin]

I would love you in any form bby

#*ominous dark cloud following me* #someone: hey wtf is that? #me: oh thats just my wife 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[istherewifiinhell]

heres the 03 arc. something happens/someone shows up. its infuriating. something/someone else. happens/shows up. and is more infuriating. you feel better about the former....

#some shit #turbles... #brought to you by. uh. EVEN MORE. japan. mystism. trial combat. weirdos?? at least their not aliens this time??? #they had splinter show up and do the coolest shit hes ever done and then did the like. bad end scenario thats just a projection/dream #leaving me. just confused to actually if he did that cool shit. cause. i want him to have.... #-> his sons got kidnapped by the. NINJA TRIBUNAL. yeah listen. cause they must undertake A GREAT TASK. becoming. one of 8 acolytles. #training to defeat an ANCIENT EVIL. and the guys incharge of this training uh. just suck shit. they arent very nice. bad pedagogy #so he fucking. busts in and yells at em for being all ominous and shit and is like. #good luck with all that but im taking my fucking sons home. #but then blah blah fight that isnt even real. and its just annoying cause that could be real growth for him... #telling someone else off for being needlessly secretive huh!!! i wish this for him. i believe under the edifice of. 03 cartoon conventions #there could be a good dad under there. #akfdhbghabga okay. i get so exhausted trying to explain ANY of this. really truly. eh you had to be there. #(there being. the multiple days of fucking cartoon turtle bullshit [affectionate][derogatory]) #oh in other news abt it were are getting to a weird era. of. how the show was broadcast. or. really #not broadcasted. cause this season was like. too dark. or whatever. it came out on dvd? 2 years b4 it was aired on tv.

[thinkingnot]

hoodie needs a haircut 😔

but he also vowed to have it long to remake like 50 different hair styles (they just look really cool alright mans gotta try something new) and then buzz it off and keep the severed hair (like he has done multiple times before yes hoodie has 4 hair bags around the home no theyre not for sale)

#the reason i started keeping hair because when i was child one day my mum was like you wanna cut it short like me? (bob cut) and i was like #alright im lazy washing so much of it and i got out of the emo tangled phase so lets try and then it was eco friendly so i kept havin it #below the ears— wait sidetracked come back so like the first time i chopped a bunch of length my mum was like how bout we keep it cuz it #looked cool like you had your hair so long and nice and i initially agreed cuz i was like oh i can sell it (ever the capitalist my 8 years #old self) only to find out afterwards that its really really bad to sell your hair like donating is fine but selling hair? thats really #unlucky and like bad omens and stuffs #and then after that i learnt about voodoo dolls - yep thats why i still keep my hair every time after that in case a wizard looked for #some voodoo making nope nope not risking it and then even when i grew out of the voodoo paranoia it was now the pandemic and we cut hair at #home and i was like i dont want to put it in the trash cuz how would i separate it it is recyclable or not idk so i kept them again and now #i have a chonk full of hair lil drawer under my bed together with shards of tempered glass i picked from a broken window(?) i found on the #streets by my house so if anyone got a nice ritual recipe incould try out with these ominous items i got drop it #personal #hoodin’t #<- ooc not /rp as a hoodie

[thekingofchungus]

also can i just say how funny it is when news outlets talk about halloween candy like its going to fuck and then kill their family

“this entire bag of strawberry jelly has enough sugar to incapacitate your infant!!!!!” DON’T GIVE YOUR INFANT THE ENTIRE FUCKING BAG THEN ?

#chatbox #do you hand your child an entire bag of jelly beans?? no?? because theyre gonna go feral and then feel deathly ill?? #you're supposed to have a bit at a time come on #oh dailyrecord.co.uk you are so fucking. so fucking stupid <3 #now; the weird food colouring and the fact the back of the bag says ''this could cause behavioural problems in children'' is #VERY off putting like i'm no children but i want to give it a try just to find out wtf thats about. bc thats so ominous #BUT LIKE the weird food colouring is fine !! but like why are you acting like the intent's to consume the entire package huh??????? #also some of these halloween sweets look tasty. i love murder motel #i want to try those finger lollipops. they have so much stupid food coloring and look so bright green. delicious radiation <3 #nom talk #hallohoarding chronicles

[mihai-florescu]

YOU❤️

STOP youre always so nice to me<333

#'you know why' thats so ominous oh my #ask #lina🦇 #lovemail hour