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qitwrites · 7 years

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happy birthday dearest @ryugazakkis ♥. here’s a small textfic from your precious oikuro college!au. Hope you have an amazing day ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

Kuroo: we’re out of eggs

Oikawa: and?

Kuroo: buy some

Kuroo: youre out loafing anyway

Oikawa: first of all, fuck u

Oikawa: secondly, im not loafing, im buying our face packs for this weeknd

Kuroo: ok, understandably important business

Kuroo: but Bo is craving my omu rice

Kuroo: and theres no eggs in the fridge

Oikawa: fyn. u both owe me.

Oikawa: i need to walk an extra 468m to reach the grocery place

Kuroo: do i want to knw y u have such an accurate measurement of the distance?

Oikawa: ……

Oikawa: i get bored easily

Kuroo: u need new hobbies

Oikawa: once again, fuc k you

Oikawa: <link attached>

Kuroo: wtf is this

Oikawa: proof

Kuroo: of wat?

Oikawa: the existence of aliens you imbecille

Kuroo: im sorry, but im still not a believer tofu

Oikawa: traitor

Oikawa: y r we frnds?

Kuroo: because u love meeeeee

Oikawa: -.-

Kuroo: tooru

Oikawa: hmm?

Kuroo: i miss home

Oikawa: we get a break in two weeks

Oikawa: hang in there

Oikawa: im out rn

Oikawa: ill bring the ice cream

Kuroo: youre the best

Oikawa: i know

Kuroo: asshole

Oikawa: theres my tetsu-chan

Kuroo: <3

Oikawa: it’s fascinating, really

Kuroo: wat is

Oikawa: the way my face twists when someone says ushiwaka within 100 feet of me

Oikawa: bo snapped a pic

Oikawa: <image>

Kuroo: meme worthy

Kuroo: truly

Oikawa: honestly

Oikawa: the man manages to make beauty lyk mine look stale

Kuroo: that’s to say

Kuroo: u have any beauty at all

Oikawa: pfff

Oikawa: tetsu-chan please

Oikawa: ur a lot of things

Oikawa: and i mean A LOT

Oikawa: but blind is not one of them

Kuroo: ass

Oikawa: i don’t see u disagreeing

Kuroo: …….

Oikawa: (✿´ ꒳ ` )

Kuroo: wat do u wanna watch 2night

Oikawa: well

Oikawa: im kinda in the mood for horror

Kuroo: i was thinking the sameee

Kuroo: saw 2?

Oikawa: yaaasss

Kuroo: also pizza

Kuroo: hawaiian or pepperoni

Oikawa: pepperoni pleasee

Kuroo: done done

Oikawa: thanks :*

Kuroo: oikawa

Kuroo: oikawa come on

Kuroo: tooru

Oikawa: i don’t wanna talk rn

Kuroo: i know it sucks to be fighting with iwa

Kuroo: bt just calm down and think abt it from his perspective

Kuroo: and dnt ever forget

Kuroo: he loves u

Oikawa: ……

Oikawa: i know

Oikawa: i just need time

Kuroo: i know

Oikawa: dnt forget

Oikawa: we’re running tomorrow @ 5:30

Kuroo: i hate u

Kuroo: every single cell in my body

Kuroo: prays fr your untimely demise

Kuroo: is the sun even up that early

Oikawa: .______.

Oikawa: tat’s the point u idiot

Kuroo: i hate u

Oikawa: im aware

Oikawa: ill knock on ur door til u wake up

Oikawa: just saying

Kuroo: ur existence is sevearly regretted @ the moment

Oikawa: dnt be late darling

Oikawa: u can thank me later

Kuroo: go to hell

Kuroo: preferably before 5:30 in the morning

Oikawa: KUROO-MOTHERFUCKING-TETSUROU

Kuroo: yes dear?

Oikawa: will u

Oikawa: fr the love of all that is good and pure

Oikawa: stop changing my bg’s

Oikawa: to posivitely atrocious selfies of urself????

Oikawa: i had to show my prof something on my cell

Oikawa: and that picture just blares up at us

Oikawa: and ive never felt so horrifyingly embarrassed

Oikawa: his eyes Kuroo

Oikawa: he looked so betrayed

Oikawa: his hatred for me in that moment

Oikawa: could prob burn a hole through wood

Kuroo: brb

Kuroo: crying so har d rn

Kuroo: ur prof saw?

Kuroo: omggg

Kuroo: ◝( ′ㅂ`)و ̑̑

Oikawa: rot in the depths of tartarus

Kuroo: just as long as u wont be there

Oikawa: 🖕

Oikawa: kuroo

Kuroo: yeah

Oikawa: correct me if im wrong

Oikawa: bt did u just walk into class in your kitty pajama bottoms?

Kuroo: yeah

Oikawa: wit ur hair unbrushed

Kuroo: yeah

Oikawa: without shaving or even remotely grooming

Kuroo: yeah

Oikawa: zombie mode activated?

Kuroo: yeah

Oikawa: alrighty the n

Oikawa: ill get u coffee wen your class is done

Kuroo: blessed

Oikawa: monosyllabic bastard

Kuroo: u doing anything for the upcoming long weeknd?

Oikawa: i wanted to go home

Oikawa: bt my parents already planned a trip

Oikawa: so no

Kuroo: ok then youre coming

Oikawa: where

Kuroo: bo and i have planned a road trip

Kuroo: call iwa too

Oikawa: that sounds like fuuuun

Oikawa: o(≧∇≦o)

Kuroo: i know

Kuroo: ρ(￣ﾍ￣ﾒ)

Oikawa: iwa says yessss

Kuroo: awesome!

Kuroo: don’t forget sunscreen this time

Oikawa: it happened ONE TIME TETSU

Oikawa: let it go

Kuroo: u were pink for a week and half

Kuroo: im neve r letting that go

Oikawa: go fuck a trumpet

Kuroo: tempting

Kuroo: bt no thanks

Oikawa: y haven’t I blocked u yet jezuz

Kuroo: u keep asking urself that

Kuroo: <voice note>

Oikawa: from all that screaming and yelping

Oikawa: im assuming bo wants curry?

Kuroo: yas

Kuroo: me 2 actually

Oikawa: do we have any ingredients/

Kuroo: uhhh

Kuroo: i think a moth just flew outta the cupboard

Oikawa: ……

Kuroo: yeah ill go shopping

Oikawa: good idea

Oikawa: and take that hyper active eternally hungry puppy wid u

Kuroo: his name is bo

Oikawa: just goo

Oikawa: shooo

Kuroo: going going

Kuroo: sometimes i wish

Kuroo: the aliens had taken u

Kuroo: wen we offered u to them

Oikawa: same kuroo

Oikawa: same

Oikawa: (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Kuroo: wanna try again ?? ???

Oikawa: we’re too sober

Kuroo: not if i can help it

Oikawa: ill bring the tequila

Kuroo: i approve

Kuroo: Tooru

Kuroo: it’s not your fault

Kuroo: no matter what you or anyone else says or thinks

Kuroo: it’s not your fault

Oikawa: i am weak

Oikawa: so pathetically weak

Oikawa: coach should fucking bench me

Kuroo: open the door

Kuroo: I have wine, chocolates and bubblewrap

Oikawa: …..

Oikawa: I love you.

Kuroo: I love you too.

Kuroo: youre good enough

Kuroo: dont doubt that

Kuroo: daisho’s resemblance to reptiles

Kuroo: makes me truly believe in the existent of mutants

Oikawa: well, he’s certainly

Oikawa: whats the wor d

Oikawa: slimy

Kuroo: bo wants to strangle him for touching kei-chan

Oikawa: ill join him

Oikawa: my poor iwa-chan is suffering wid him 2

Kuroo: ugh

Kuroo: i hate him

Oikawa: i know

Kuroo: bleh

Oikawa: Netflix and cuddle?

Kuroo: Netflix and cuddle

Kuroo: <missed call>

Oikawa: wt actua l FUCK

Oikawa: its 3 AM

Oikawa: y u do this

Kuroo: i want tacos

Oikawa: ok just to put this in context

Oikawa: u have woken me at ass oclock in the morning

Oikawa: 2 get fucking tacos

Oikawa: hve i forgotten anything?

Kuroo: and churros!!!

Kuroo: im craving something sweeeet

Oikawa: im gonna kill u

Kuroo: yeah yeah no prob

Kuroo: see u in 5

Oikawa: …….

Oikawa: i want chocolate filled ones

Kuroo: attaboy

Oikawa: i think the four extra months ive spent on this planet

Oikawa: has given me this undeniably invaluable insight of the world

Oikawa: im sorry u cant ever experience this kurooo

Kuroo: that’s alright

Kuroo: i see things in a way diff from u

Oikawa: how so????

Kuroo: i mean

Kuroo: i am 3.4 entire cms taller

Kuroo: the view is simply breathtaking

Oikawa: ……

Oikawa: fuck u

Kuroo: ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)

Oikawa: hey

Oikawa: wen u free?

Kuroo: i got tomorrow evening off

Kuroo: what’s up?

Oikawa: i wanna work on that spike wid u

Oikawa: also blocking practice with bo

Kuroo: im game

Oikawa: good

Oikawa: we need cooler hand signs too

Kuroo: tots agree

Kuroo: we’ll brainstorm alright?

Oikawa: sounds like a plan

Oikawa: ೕ(•̀ᴗ•́)

Kuroo: code ET

Kuroo: i repeat

Kuroo: CODE ET

Kuroo: which means i am VERY sad

Oikawa: got it got it

Oikawa: ill meet u at the regular spot in 10

Oikawa: and ill bring bo

Kuroo: and my hoodie

Oikawa: and your hoodie

Kuroo: cookies and cream?

Oikawa: ye s plis

Oikawa: bo will have mint choco

Kuroo: got it

Kuroo: come fastly

Oikawa: almost there

Oikawa: just for 10 mins

Oikawa: ill only practice serves

Oikawa: i swea r

Kuroo: for the last time

Kuroo: NO

Kuroo: you are going to rest your knee till its better

Kuroo: even bo is mad this time

Kuroo: he wont let u on this court either

Oikawa: can i watch?

Kuroo: nope

Kuroo: focus on healin g

Kuroo: idiot

Oikawa: ……

Oikawa: im sorry

Kuroo: don’t be

Kuroo: we miss u too

Oikawa: i may not say this all the time

Oikawa: but your existence is appreciated Kuroo

Oikawa: thank u for coming into my life all those many years ago

Oikawa: and dealing with my stream of bullshit

Kuroo: likewise

Kuroo: <voice note>

Oikawa: pfff

Oikawa: tell bo I love him too

Kuroo: will do

Kuroo: oh bt w

Kuroo: Tooru?

Oikawa: yeah ?

Kuroo: i still don’t believe in aliens

Oikawa: F UCK YOU

Kuroo: I love you too

Kuroo: ♥♥

#haikyuu!!#oikuro #oikawa tooru #kuroo tetsurou #mentions of bo #college!au #canon compliant i gues???#platonic oikuro but youre free to interpret it the way u like #HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALY #LOVE YOU <3 #i hope u like this!#its so silly xD #text fic

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feyria · 7 years

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Round Two

It was the second time Leon found himself in Rodrick's bed- still intoxicated though but this time the incubus was asleep. That doesn't stop Leon from dropping kisses all over the back of the sleeping man's neck and shoulders. His arms wrapping around the sleeping form to run his hands up and down Rodrick's chest and stomach. Rodrick slowly wakes to the feel of warm lips peppering his neck with tender kisses; hands stroking his body and something hard being pressed against his rear end. Instantly, he knows who it is and he turns his body around, one hand slipping under the chin of the other man and lifting his head up to connect their lips. He breaks the kiss before Leon can deepen it; he tasted the brandy on the lion's lips but even before then, he had known he was drunk all over again, "come for a continuation of what we did a couple weeks ago?~" Leon nods, moving his body to grind their crotches together and Rodrick chuckles at his already hard member. He slips out of the bed and flips the light on, "we're going to do this my way again but I have something much more different in mind." Leon watches Rodrick curiously as he pulls out the same lube from his last visit as well as a vibrator from the drawer. The incubus brings the items over to the bed and holds them out to Leon, "I want you to prep yourself this time using these, just so I can watch~" Leon begins stripping off his clothes, "do I actually need to put that inside myself or can I just use my fingers?" Rodrick slips out of his own clothing, "If I wanted you to only use your fingers then I would have only given you the lube. You came here for round two right? Artificial or not, a penis is still going inside you tonight." Leon seems to think that makes sense because he takes the vibrator. He also seems to want to give the incubus a show as he begins to languidly lick and suck on the vibrator, maintaining eye contact the whole time, even going so far as to nearly deep throat the thing. His free hand roams up and down his body before it settles on fondling his erection. Rodrick feels himself begin to sweat from Leon's performance and he gulps. He knew the lion was drunk but he never dreamed he would be this sensual. Leon halts his performance to squirt some lube on his fingers and then he resumes the show of licking and sucking on the vibrator; the hand coated with lube moving down to toy with his entrance. Leon lays on his back to better reach his entrance, his eyes still on Rodrick; a tiny grin teases his lips at the hungry look he is giving him. By now, Leon has three fingers inside himself and he pulls them out to replace with the vibrator, moaning low at the feeling of it slipping inside him. His free hand begins roaming his body again; toying with his nipples and stroking himself as he starts thrusting the vibrator in. Rodrick sits on the edge of the bed to watch the lion's show more closely, "well? The vibrator feels good doesn't it?" Leon shakes his head and speaks between his light pants, "it doesn't feel as good as you Roddy." The incubus chuckles, "that's because it's not on yet silly~" he turns the little knob on the vibrator and Leon jolts before mewling at the strange vibrations now coursing through his body. Rodrick places his hand on top of Leon's still one and begins thrusting it again, chuckling at the mewls of pleasure, "see? I bet it feels a lot better now doesn't it?~" Leon nods, "y-yes..it's strange but I..I like it. Can you make it stronger?" Rodrick answers by cranking the knob up higher causing Leon to moan loudly, his hand slipping out from under Rodrick's. Unfortunately due to all the pleasure going through Leon, Rodrick has to take over but he fully enjoys thrusting the vibrator in and out of the mewling lion, running his free hand over his body as if trying to memorize all the dips and curves; the little freckles and moles spotted over his skin. Leon shivers from the caresses, his arms loosely wrapping around Rodrick's neck to pull him down for a quick kiss, "Roddy touch me while you...fuck me with that vibrator...like you're trying to jerk me off." Rodrick chuckles again, "it'll be my pleasure Leon~" he takes firm hold of Leon's member before jerking it in time with the thrusting of the vibrator, running his thumb over the sensitive slit. Leon's body trembles as his voice is reduced to heavy pants and moans with the few words of "Roddy" "harder" and "more" slipping past his lips but never in the same order. Rodrick licks and nibbles at Leon's ears, adjusting his hand so that the vibrator reaches deeper inside of Leon. Suddenly, Leon's words are cut short as the vibrator strikes that special bundle of nerves that make his whole body shudder as his orgasm washes over him. Rodrick feels Leon's semen warm on his hand and he snorts out a laugh, "did you seriously just cum alre-" his words are cut short as Leon kisses him fiercely, his tongue nearly fighting it's way into Rodrick's open mouth. Rodrick returns the kiss just as fiercely; thrusting the vibrator hard and fast into Leon until he's forced to break off the kiss with a shuddering moan, his body hypersensitive from his orgasm. Rodrick attacks Leon's neck with bites and kisses, the vibrator slipping out of the lion, forgotten. He doesn't pull away until there are three dark red hickeys on Leon's neck, "I hope cumming early doesn't make you pass out again because I never came and I would very much like to." The dazed lion nods, "You read my mind Roddy...I was just about to say that I wanted more- you promised you would fuck me tonight." Rodrick can't help but smile, "alright you naughty lion, lay on your belly and stick your ass up for me~." Leon rolls his eyes but does as he's told, his tail swaying lightly. Rodrick snags the bottle of lube and quickly squirts some onto his member, then he's sliding himself into Leon and they both moan low. He spanks Leon's left butt cheek making him yelp and then he's thrusting hard and slow into the lion, gripping his hips tightly. Leon lays his head on the bed as he sighs in pleasure, the feel of Rodrick's thickness stretching his insides was definitely addicting. Yet it still wasn't enough, he wanted Rodrick to release his hips so he could push back into those thrusts; he wanted Rodrick deeper inside him, filling him up completely. He turns his head to face the incubus, "Roddy can you..mmng let go of my hips? I want...I need you deeper inside me but I want to..do it myself." Rodrick's only response is to snort but he loosens his hold on Leon's hips, he could get used to the drunk lion's near desperate and wanton actions. Once he feels the grip go slack, Leon thrusts his hips back to meet Rodrick's own thrusts. That sweet sexual music of skin slapping on skin drifts into his ears but it's drowned out by the pleasure of Rodrick's member delving deeper into him, just skimming that sweet sweet bundle of nerves but it still makes him continuously moan in pleasure. Even Rodrick begins to pant from the feelings, leaning over Leon to kiss his ears and lick at his neck; whispering naughty things about how Leon's body is clenching onto his dick so tightly as if it missed him. Leon blushes but he doesn't stop thrusting his hips back, instead he lifts himself and Rodrick back until they're both kneeling on the bed. Rodrick seems to catch onto what Leon is trying to achieve and he slides his hands up to his waist before pulling him closer and adjusting their bodies more so that Rodrick is lying on his back with Leon straddling him. With his back still facing Rodrick, Leon spreads his legs and begins rolling his hips, groaning in pleasure when Rodrick's member is finally hitting his sweet spot again. The incubus folds his arms behind his head to admire the show, loving the view of his penis penetrating the lion so smoothly. He runs his hands over Leon's body, making the lion tremble slightly. He smiles, "feeling really good huh Leon?" The lion can only nod his head, too busy trying to deal with the pleasure going through his body. A sudden devious thought slips into Rodrick's mind and he quickly locates the vibrator, still buzzing away. He moistens it with some lube before pushing on Leon's back to make him lean forward, "I'm about to make you feel even better my dear~" Leon isn't quite sure what Rodrick means until he feels himself being stretched wider, the pain making him grunt and halt his movement but then Rodrick's hand and lips are there, stroking his erection and giving sweet kisses to his neck. The pleasure slowly cancels out the pain and by the time the vibrator is completely inside him, Leon's body is once again trembling in ecstasy. Leon waits until the pain is completely gone before he gives his hips a test thrust and he moans loudly, the intense pleasure was unexpected and it leaves his body trembling weakly all over again. Rodrick laughs at him, he knew he would have to take over again but he doesn't mind it at all. He adjusts himself until he's able to buck his hips comfortably, thrusting the vibrator in and out of Leon as well. He times it so that when his penis slides out, the vibrator is sliding back in. This way it doubles Leon's pleasure and he knows it's a success by the sound of Leon's string of long moans and harsh panting. Now his speech is reduced to plaintive moans of "yes", "Roddy" "faster" and "more", once again not necessarily in that order. He's delighted when Leon's lust for pleasure causes him to resume rolling his hips again and Rodrick bucks his hips harder just so he can make the lion moan all the louder. Leon pauses his movements and starts rotating his body which forces Rodrick to stop as well until Leon is now facing him. The vibrator had nearly slipped out of his grip and once Leon is done moving, he resumes thrusting both himself and the love toy in and out. He realizes that Leon has a "bad" habit of sticking his tongue out of his mouth while he's in the midst of intense pleasure. Just the sight of Leon's face was bringing him close to his own orgasm and he thrusts himself and the vibrator faster, his free hand latching onto Leon's member to jerk it again. Leon jolts as wave after wave of sheer pleasure courses through his body, he could feel himself nearing orgasm as well and he had a vague idea that Rodrick had begun touching him more because he himself was getting close. Leon twines their tails together tightly, leaning down to kiss Rodrick, his tongue prodding at his lips for entry and the incubus parts his lips with a deep moan. Leon is pleasantly surprised when he feels Rodrick's penis twitching inside him, hot semen pulsing into him in such a way that it sends him over the edge to his own orgasm. He reaches his peak with a low groan, his tail tightening its grip on Rodrick's as semen spurts out from his erection to land on the incubus's hand and stomach. Leon considers himself lucky that his first orgasm had left him with energy because his second one drained him so much that it's all he can do to remove Rodrick's member and the vibrator from his body and then he's quite literally passing out; Rodrick's semen seeping out of his entrance. Rodrick turns the vibrator off and begins the process of cleaning Leon up; folding his clothes and writing a similar note to the one he had left the first time. The last thing he needed was for Leon to hunt him down but it isn't until he's leaving the room that he realizes he has no way to explain the hickeys he had left on the intoxicated lion's neck.

#text #yaoi #ocs #loose cannon #incubus #mild furry maybe?#alcohol

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