#or weird sugar daddies

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

#I've decided to play with some of the bots #why are they always doms #or weird sugar daddies

[medusas-daughter]

My favorite part about Weird Barbie and Allan and all the other discontinued discarded Barbies and Kens is that they weren't affected by the brainwash, because of course they weren't. They didn't hold that much power in Barbieland, why would the Kens care about them in the Kendom. They're the queers and neurodivergents and disableds of society, those who don't quite belong or feel like part of the sisterhood, but are still absolutely victimized by the patriarchy. Those who stay loyal to feminism and human rights, even those that don't concern them, because they know first hand what it's like to be on the sideline. The compassion and empathy that Weird Barbie (or lesbian Barbie as I like to call her, we all know why she's always in the splits ✂️✂️) shows all the Barbies even though they call her Weird Barbie behind her back and to her face. The fact that, even though they don't like her, the Barbies know that if they ever need help they can go to her and she will always help them, and they trust her judgment. The symbolism behind the fact that when President Barbie offered her a job, she asked to clean Barbieland. She's essential to maintaining this society that rejects her. Sugar Daddy Ken and Magic Earring Ken and Allan are the epitome of queer men and trans mascs and non binary people. They're not nor will they ever be women. But they'll always reject and be rejected by the patriarchy. The discontinued Barbies are the disabled Barbies, they're angry about their design flaws, and they're right there in the trenches trying to get the leading Barbies to wake up and take back Barbieland. Oh I could talk about this part of the movie and the characters for hours. I love them so much.

#barbie 2023 #weird barbie #barbie movie #barbie spoilers #allan barbie #sugar daddy ken #magic earring ken #growing up skipper #music video barbie

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Two biggest ships from the Barbie movie are President Barbie x Weird Barbie and Magic Earring Ken x Sugar (s) Daddy Ken

#barbie spoilers #barbie #barbie movie #magic earring ken #sugar's daddy ken #weird barbie #president barbie #listen president barbie got to say f*ck and i love her for that

[azumasoroshi]

i think an incredibly funny part of the aiichi dynamic is that at least one of them has to be traumatized and/or possess incredible worldly exhaustion in order to even consider the other as a romantic love interest

like they need to go through decades and time loops of war and hopelessness and death and destruction in order to be like huh maybe this guy isn't so bad

of course this doesnt go for every fic (academy blues my beloved) but. a lot of them do and it's SO funny

#aiichi #and the award for the worst ship ever is....... #aiichi and monipai are like the two ships you would not catch me DEAD admitting i like in real life #i cant imagine how it is for the shippers on twitter dawg #the p*do accusations must be absolutely insane on there #like no!! im not into the super seme rich sugar daddy aizen and innocent baby uke ichigo dynamic!! that's weird!! #but them being besties after fighting for their lives together and learning to depend on each other #and aizen being fond of ichigo but trying to pretend he's not because mwahaha he's so evil and above it all #and ichigo not trusting aizen but finding himself rooting for aizen and discovering he's not bad company #like. cmon #and if it's in canon then ichigo being a true punk and siding with aizen because fuck soul society's cringe ass hierarchy #(academy blues my beloved) #i should read it again tbh #and forever with you never sounded so stupid #ahhh but it should be reserved for like a once every 5 years thing so that i totally forget everything #and can relive the absolute joy that is that fic series #bleach

[ofallthingsnasty]

To me, One Piece has several human pet guys - all different flavors. There is one for everyone, promise.

#/one piece #arlong is the human cattle guy/no love guy #crocodile is the mild pet play/sugar daddy guy #doflamingo is the weird yappy purse dog guy who lets you do a lot of disrespectful stuff bc why bother + you always wear matching outfits #and sanji is the guy who IS the dog if you play it right #... omg i forgot boa. she's the beyond spoiled little lap dog gal. you can't ever do anything wrong and who needs training anyways

[the-guff]

I'm really just deep in my Barbie phase now that movie was unironically life changing

#i think part of it might be a trans thing but i might be reading too much into it #like #i was super interested in Barbie lore and shit as a kid #like the meta lore like the creation of it and stuff #but being raised a boy i couldn't really express it and i felt weird even looking into it on my own #so even those little moments like #sugars daddy Ken! growing up Skipper! i knew these!! that's ruth handler!! #all small stuff like that still got me genuinely excited #and then there's the sense of like #celebrating the unbridled stereotypical Barbie feminine energy #it feels like i get to embrace something o never did when i was growing up #idk. im having thoughts #barbie movie #barbie

[calronhunt]

Human Grouse. I know this guy smells so bad.

#my art #unemployed guy has a sugar daddy relationship with some weird butcher man #he lives in a shitty little apartment

[charmac]

PLEASEE POST A NEW CHAPTER OF THE SUGAR DADDY FIC I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES 😭😭😭😭😭

Updating All These Nights tonight and then Sugar is next to be updated, promise promise.

#ask #sugar daddy fic #i have been in a writing rut that is known #so i needed to work out some more canon stuff to get the voices back yk? hence updating the other fic first #but also i still feel like the last chapter fell off hard cos i got like no comments #which i know is like 'who cares' but i think i majority switched the style (like for myself) last chapter and i really like it but #if people didnt respond to it #im a little stumped on where to go #(again not in the story but style-wise) #people do not respond to long chapters? people dont respond to the dennis chapters? too much time wasted on sex? idk im #yeah like just a little lost on what people enjoy in the story and what i should gut/cut down on i guess #cos last chapter is hands down my favourite ive written #content wise its close to 6.. #but style-wise i know its so fucking long but i thought it flowed really well and god i love exploring dennis' weird relationship with sex #but to me like only 4 people finished that chapter #to clarify. in my head there are literally only max 10 people who read this thing #and 2 of them are my random friends who arent in this fandom and just want to read what im writing #and neither of them bothered with a 27k chapter.. lol #so im stumped trying to pace the writing and rework how i thought it would go #cos i dont know what people enjoy in the fic!!! and seemingly did not respond to in what i thought was the best chapter so far.. lmfao #sorry you caught me on 30hrs awake and way too much coffee

[sunlitmcgee]

/srs mutuals if you have a kofi and make me aware of it and i see you posting about A Thing You Wanna Buy i'd love to be able to randomly send u monies, since now my new job's gonna be giving me extra to spare

#you post about A Book #and i'm like Yes. go get book neow #this is how i fuel the nonsense on the dash #like a sugar daddy for weird interests....

[collaredkittyboy]

you should leave your bf for me I think im hotter

I showed him this ask and I think he's gonna kill you :3

#also it doesnt matter if youre hotter cuz i like him :3 #and also he lets me cut him and other weird kinks hehe #plus im investing in him as a sugar daddy when he gets his degree #asks

[godsprettiestprincess]

hello same anon. Yes lmao that was exactly what I was thinking about too.

Also imagining Sam trying out dating other people and on first dates, he’s thinking ‘:/ okay but how long do we have to spend on small talk why can’t we skip to the part where you’re my other half and I’d trust you with my soul’ which probably ends with him getting a reputation of being Way Too Intense for a high schooler(?) (idk at what age people start dating I’m ace and never cared.) Point is that he’s routinely disappointed by his dates Not Being Lucifer until he comes to terms with the fact that he should probably skip the hassle and actually commit to making out with the devil in his head.

(Sam and his invisible devil boyfriend. I’m sure Dean & John would be very normal about this. There’s no way this could go wrong for Sam.)

SO REAL. He enjoys having friends & leading his little groups but whenever he goes on dates/gets kissed/etc he’s just thinking about Lucifer watching them which is not how that’s supposed to go, he’s pretty sure. Eventually he just starts turning them down and going to the movies “by himself” <333

#and going home and sitting in Lucifer’s lap and [LOUD CENSOR NOISE] #dean & ​john never really catch him doing anything super weird bc Sam is very careful to break out his (telepathically stolen) toys #when they’re towns away #but Dean DOES hear muffled moans of ‘lucifer’ and teases him endlessly about it #sam does own a ‘satan is my sugar daddy’ shirt and it IS deans fault #(Lucifer fails to see why is to embarrassing — he will give sam anything he wants so it is basically correct) #ramsey barks #imaginary friend au #samifer

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I’m just tired ok

#fuck all these tags of personal ranting this post is funny now. thanks sugar daddy bot #I’m burnt out #I spend my entire life either at work or in my tiny apartment #I’m afraid to leave. I’m afraid to do anything. I’m afraid #I don’t know how to stop feeling like a burden to every person i interact with #I can’t even reach out to people to ask for help. and when they reach out to me I just say I’m fine and I don’t need help #I’m lying because I’m fucking broken #wow this depression spiral is hitting me hard lol #I would say I’m sorry to my followers but if anything I wouldn’t mind if me being insane drove some of you away #I don’t know why anyone follows me in the first place #if you’re reading this far you must be really dedicated to hearing me complain #what am I fucking doing #the thoughts never stop I wish they’d stop I want it to be quiet #even when I do things that are supposed to be relaxing like fishing I spend the whole time worrying about if strangers think I’m weird #when I exist in a public space I feel like I am violating said space. like I don’t belong #I’m not going to do anything but gosh being alive is tiresome and I wish I could just like take a break.

[majimassqueaktoy]

Sugar Baba moments

#i didnt need it i had 3 mill from hunting but #the only time ieve ever even vaguely had anything like a sugar daddy situation was actually some dude who was 3 years younger then me #and i felt terribly guilty accepting it #and then he did something that upset me so i never talked to him again 😂 #weird! #anyway omg thabks Baba-chan #imma be real im having horrific week and im #i need to escape for a moment #into a world where saejimas good kindly ass exists

[pegglefan69]

feeling at peace with decision that I should Probably Find a New Therapist Soon, or at least Stop Seeing This One. Also smiling tranquilly + looking forward to finally transcribing & posting a really hot passage from an essay in this leathersex book I'm reading... probably tomorrow depending on my energy levels. Maybe I don't need therapy right now maybe what I need is to talk about Weird Gay Things with Weird Gay People

#whether or not current therapist would judge me for the Mildest of Weird Gay Stuff is not the hugest problem #the actual problem is that upon reflection i dont think she actually Listens To Me #or even Remembers when i am telling her avout foundational traumas or like. basic facts about myself. #i didnt realize how insane it was that she wrote down somewhere that i was a lesbian when i was 8 #(in reality: interpreted as a masculine little girl & 'therefore a lesbian' when i was SIX. & treated with open hatred by adults) #until i mentioned it to max tonite...like that is a fundamentally HUGE misunderstanding #when i've told her multiple times that i've always been & always understood myself as a gay boy. Literal my first conception of my gender #also that sugar daddy comment she made was really inappropriate in several ways ..??! #Anyway. #if it was just a cultural mismatch as different kinds of queer people with wildly different childhoods we could Maybe make it work- #-If She Listened To Me #& i don't think she does. #so that's that i guess #dial p for post

[allgremlinart]

listen usually I am full hog Pirates101 but.. for Batman Inc I actually pre-order on the books app... have to support my terrible wife 🫡

#feels so weird... paying for comics..? #<- a joke for legal reasons #but yeah he may be Batman's sugar daddy but I'm HIS sugar daddy

[7central]

the several sugar daddy tumblr drafts I've been writing at whim for months are so unhinged given I've only seen it once. if I ever watch it a second time I think they'll all come spilling out and y'all will see a year's worth of fury and general slime that all young women performers have constantly building up inside of them. it'll be so sad that it almost cycles back to being funny

#I think I have like 7 or 8 drafts about sugar daddy... god..... #but I have yet to rewatch it to properly get a handle on it the way I oughta before I post (if ever) #anyway my roommate is sound engineer for a 45yo guest designer rn and he's weirdly obsessed w her. making comments about #how it's disappointing when good directors get fired bc they harrassed someone ''but i keep my professional and private lives separate even #tho it's lonely'' he's fucking weird. this is now a tangent not about sugar daddy anymore but my point is. it's always relevant always #also dw my roommate will be fine she's working very closely w head electric our friend who is good about catching on abt that kinda stuff #also he knows taekwondo which is a plus. and I'm on stage but if I ever hear anything concerning I will climb into the booth and #maul that grown man like a bear on steroids. I'll do it mid performance wearing character shoes if it comes to it #anyway.... sugar daddy is quite an evocative work of art