How to easily distinguish the Stone triplets from one another:
Eliot:
Jacob:
Alex:
( Inspired by this post.)
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on moving out
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Just watched dip xmas special, I am once again saying that I could fix him
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France does not deserve to be romanticized. At all.
This was brought to you by a French girl living abroad and constantly puzzled by how much people think France is better than it is. It's not. Believe me.
It's not worse nor better than any other country. It's just a country.
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Moments from the last few Genshin events that will never cease to bring me unholy delight
Windblume’s Breath:
Cyno’s dad jokes (except the ground nuts one which I’m pretty sure got lost in translation)
Albedo actually enjoying said jokes and proceeding to join Cyno in gremlinhood for the rest of the event
Nari babysitting his idiot friends
Collei and Amber reunion <3
Venti’s thirty seconds of screen time
Klee
Collei and Sucrose bonding
Finally getting to at least hear Alice speak in game—can’t wait to actually see her!
Venti writing a love poem that is so blatantly about specifically the female Traveler it made me squeal several times
A Parade of Providence:
Hat Guy
Faruzan being supportive of Kaveh and Layla in her own strange way
For some reason, the two scorekeepers being Nilou and Alhaitham
Shiruetto literally doing nothing the first round, instead opting to go have coffee
Tighnari surrounded by butterflies
Also Tighnari getting dehydrated and Shiruetto quietly giving him his water pouch
“This Inter-Darshan Championship, I lost my best friend Tighnari.” “QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!!” “Sometimes I can still hear his voice.”
Kaveh and his desert foxes
Eremites first getting beat up by Shiru and then interrogated by Haitham
The entirety of the last round
Nahida appearing and revealing she’s forcing her nephew to go to college
Duel! The Summoner’s Summit
Kirara’s existence
Kaeya losing the Mondstadt championship to none other than Timmie
Charlotte’s existence
Kaeya finding out Charlotte is from Fontaine and immediately saying “Enchantée” which is technically incorrect since he is a man so he should be saying “Enchanté”
Hu Tao teaching Kazuha how to play TCG
Charlotte having a mini existential crisis over having a private dinner and interview with Ningguang
Charlotte having an even bigger existential crisis over arriving in Inazuma and immediately getting introduced to the Electro Archon
Itto only beating us at TCG because we were using his awful deck and he was using Shinobu’s
Sara giving Kokomi tips on playing against Yae Miko
Kokomi subsequently beating Miko’s butt
Cyno being a complete TCG nerd
Honestly the last cutscene was kinda bittersweet
Beating both Xiao and Venti at TCG on the first try
Secret Summer Paradise
Will update as I finish
Klee
The oasis is really really pretty
The Choo Choo Cart is really fun as well!
KAEYA SKIN KAEYA SKIN KAEYA SKIN
Kaeya of all people being the one to lecture two brothers for not getting along
Kokomi getting dizzy after riding the Choo Choo Cart
Playing pretend with Klee
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It’s so upsetting how much they’re destroying my city’s beautiful untouched forests to make way for gigantic living spaces that won’t ever be filled because nobody wants to live that far away… they destroyed a giant patch of forest near my home that is an empty space where so many birds and sloths lived. I can barely explain how much hatred I feel towards these people.
It seems engineers in my town don’t know where we live. They destroy and tear down centuries old trees that provide shade and homes and then they plant… palm trees. Because they’re convenient, I guess. Then there’s no shade. It’s now hotter outside because of it. Making parks without trees, killing rivers and endangered plants. It’s like they don’t know we live in a hot place. They think we’re europe or some cold place that doesn’t require much shade. It’s shameful, to be at the heart of the Amazon and be the city with the least urban trees in Brazil. It genuinely makes me hate enough that I think about murder
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Omfg you make yourself big to scare the ditchlings- PLEASE
That's easily THE nerdest thing this game could've ever made me do 😭 aND HOW DARE IT ACTUALLY WORK
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Paradise Island, Bahamas
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WHY DID THEY MAKE KAVEH SUCH A POOR PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM 😭 i wanna be his sugar daddy, my Babygirl needs to be taken care of. im taking Kaveh away from mihoyo CUZ THEY ARE NOT BEING NICE TO HIM
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LOL - TLJ can monologue during the titty torture to get in his tragic backstory. LQG doesn't have to do anything except moan and try not to come to quickly (he'd roll his eyes at TLJ but he's enjoying himself too much, angrily). TLJ's script had included LQG falling for the alien king and a marriage alliance, but LQG is like, I'm a porn star not an actor, Jim. So they had to scrap that and just get more fucking scenes in. Like one where he's forced to fight YYX and fucks him tenderly.
"—and my father before him, and his father before him, and therein lies the problem, you understand. Legacy at all costs, is that any way to live? What purpose is an empire if—excuse me. Can I help you?"
Tianlang-jun clasped his aggrieved, interrupted hands politely before him as Liu Qingge shouted something incoherent through a spider gag. The man was naked and squirming on a tentacle dildo, a third of which was still outside of Liu Qingge despite both their best efforts because it was just that goddamn big. Matching robotic tentacle were snaked all over Liu Qingge to keep his his arms pinned behind his back, and the centerpiece of it all was of course Liu Qingge's nipples, clamped tight and pulled taut away from his body by a pair of burnished golden U-rings.
It would be such a pretty sight, if only Liu Qingge would stop grunting in boredom in the middle of Tianlang-jun's villain monologue. An eye roll or two in the background? Fine. Perfectly acceptable characterization. But cutting off hours of Tianlang-jun's character work and world-building??
Frowning in a terrifying and definitely manly way (Su Xiyan calls it his pout just to mess with him, honest), Tianlang-jun crouched down beside Liu Qingge and placed a single finger on the remote sitting behind him. Oh, which remote? The remote Liu Qingge was trying so hard to reach—the one that controlled all the little waves of electricity zapping into Liu Qingge's nipples via the clamps right now. And he'd made it quite far too, sitting further down on the monster dildo and torturing his own tits by leaning back on them without Tianlang-jun having to do a single thing.
With his single finger, Tianlang-jun scooted the remote back another inch. Gagged expletives came flying from Liu Qingge's mouth and Tianlang-jun, laughing in satisfaction, wiped away the trails of saliva dripping down Liu Qingge's chin.
"I told you I have a lot to get off my chest—so to speak, hahah. I'm only asking for you, my lovely human captive, to be a good listener. For just a little bite. Won't you please?"
The growling noise Liu Qingge made was almost definitely a no, but Tianlang-jun was an optimist, and so he patted Liu Qingge on the ruddy cheeks.
"Good boy. Now where was I? Ah, childhood accident, of course. Trauma almost always informs villainy like mine but the solution isn't as simple as awareness, you know? I try, but—alright first, let's go back a hundred thirty-two year—for heaven's sake."
His exasperated exclamation could be heard over the din of miscellaneous electronics crashing to the ground, thanks to Liu Qingge's impatient (and definitely uncontracted) tug on all the tentacles. Stepping over to right the equipment (luckily they were all still working, sending those resin-wrapped tentacles undulating over Liu Qingge's skin in steady rhythm), Tianlang-jun set everything back upright, complaining all the while about improper applications of strength, that was at least 90 kilos, damn. It wasn't like he didn't expect some equipment damage on this shoot—with this porn star in particular—but come on, he expected a fender bender, not a total demolition.
While Tianlang-jun was busy with that, Liu Qingge was busy as well. And Tianlang-jun stepped back onto set just in time to pluck the remote control out of Liu Qingge's hands.
"You want stimulation so badly?"
He pressed a button and Liu Qingge's torso jerked. He pressed the same button again and watched the sculpted muscles of Liu Qingge's thighs tighten.
"Fine, here. Have at it."
With that Tianlang-jun tossed the remote back, but before Liu Qingge could cram that dildo completely up his ass and grab it in a fit of desperation, Tianlang-jun had strode over to the gear his nipple clamps were chained to. A few neat mechanical clicks shortened that chain and pulled Liu Qingge back upright with a broken-off, tortured shout.
Panting hard, Liu Qingge glared through the fall of his sweat-slicked bangs, and Tianlang-jun stared back in fascination as Liu Qingge once again, this time with his pectoral muscles jumping and nipples viciously distended and ass stretched as wide as Tianlang-jun's fist, reached back for the remote.
"Fine," Tianlang-jun had to laugh. He was charmed! Truly charmed. "You win, no more monologuing over tit-zapping."
He set his hand on the chain to Liu Qingge's nipple clamps and closed his fist around it, smiling. For the first time since they started this scene, Liu Qingge went wholly still.
"Let's just get these off you then, shall we?"
Liu Qingge's pupils shrunk down to pin-size, and with a mental teary-eyed goodbye to Lord Wolf Star of Planet X's Sky Demons Tribe (he was so misunderstood), Tianlang-jun held the chain and yanked.
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Malin Akerman
Facts
May 12, 1978
Swedish American actress
Filmography
Gill [Cold Providence: 2022]
Maggie [A Week in Paradise: 2022]
Celeste [Dollface: 2019-2022]
Lara [Billions: 2016-2019]
Dusty [Sin City Saints: 2015]
Juna [The Comeback: 2005-2014]
Robin [The Bang Bang Club: 2010]
Diane [The Others: 2000]
Appearance
blonde
blue eyes
1.73m
Roleplay
playable: young adult, adult
Icons: The Bang Bang Club | Dollface
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What do you mean by Venus floating cities?
I'm hoping to write a science fiction story about visiting Venus as part of the space race and I would love your input
Alright so the thing with Venus is that we're all very familiar with her horrible hell-death clouds and 900°F surface temperatures. We all understand the surface of Venus is not a fun place for humans to be.
But, nobody ever talks about the fact that ABOVE the hell-death clouds, Venus is a paradise. The most Earth-like environment we know of in the solar system, beyond Earth itself, is actually in the skies of Venus.
About 30 miles above the surface, the pressure is ~1 atmosphere, and the temperature ranges from 30 - 100°F, which is Happy Human™ standard pressure and temperature.
What's more, a breathable mix of oxygen and nitrogen provides over 60% the lifting power on Venus that helium does on Earth. In other words, a balloon full of human-breathable air would float to the habitable range of Venus's atmosphere. We could float a ship with the very air we breathe.
The other great thing about this is that it avoids one of the big problems with Mars colonization. On Mars, any habitat on the surface full of breathable air is vulnerable to leaks and explosive decompression, a la the Martian.
Floating on Venus, a balloon full of breathable air doesn't have a significant pressure difference between the inside and the outside. Which means, any leaks or tears would be very slow and manageable. You could fix that shit with duct tape!
Similarly, because the environment outside the balloon is so Earth-like, humans living there wouldn't need any big fancy pressurized suits for extravehicular work. We'd need air to breathe, maybe some heat protection, and protection against the acid rain. That's it.
Venus also provides the tools to keep us fed! It's atmosphere is made primarily of carbon dioxide, even above the dense horrible clouds. What likes carbon dioxide? Plants from Earth!! Lets grow FOOD on FLOATING PLATFORMS in the SKIES of VENUS.
This whole idea actually came out of a NASA effort exploring potential Venus colonization. The program was called HAVOC - the High Altitude Venus Operational Concept.
It hasn't really gone anywhere, and as far as I know there are no real plans to revisit it. Unfortunately, from a practicality standpoint, Mars is a much more viable target for human colonization. Not only is it better poised for outer solar system exploration, being farther away from the sun, but living on Venus would come with too many complicated contingencies. In the event of a major failure on Venus, you'd need to fly to another base, or fuck off all the way to orbit. I understand why people aren't really in a hurry to live somewhere where landing on the surface means certain death.
But that doesn't mean I won't be forever and always enamored by the skies of Venus. Here's one of the artist concepts to come out of HAVOC.
I want to be there.
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