#peg speaks

[lpsgirl109]

sometimes I remember like half the LPS popular cast is like. My age. And mentally explode about it like what the fuck do you mean those kids are beefing over some fuckass white dude and coming up with MULTI STEP PLANS just to destroy each other. Meanwhile I'm spending all my time planning and writing spider man fanfiction. Fuck is going on at Orange County Day jesus christ

#littlest pet shop #lps #lps popular #peg speaks

[paigeropoopoloo]

I played the wicked eyes and wicked hearts quest for the first time and I fucking hated it oh my god. Any timer system just scares the fuck outa me. Also I didn’t get to dance with Cullen which sucks but I just head canon that it’s because we both had such an awful time.

#peg speaks #dwagon age

[pennyroks77]

#pbs kids #poll #wordgirl #super why #martha speaks #odd squad #arthur #clifford the big red dog #peg + cat #cyberchase #wild kratts #dinosaur train #nature cat #sid the science kid

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

gerry/sam/celia is perfect because they're all absolutely hiding something from each other. not once have we heard sam talk about the real reason he's interested in the magnus institute, but if being a gifted kid affected HIM so much there's no way gerry just forgot everything. and of course, celia is looking back & forth between the two of them wondering about the implications of dating a coworker at a job you only applied to to make sure the apocalypse doesn't happen. it's like trying to play a dating sim but half your options are locked. they have to dance around so much to get to the point where they're ready to make out with one another, but they're trying to get there so bad

#originally i was gonna say pegging a coworker but i decided to make it family friendly #the magnus protocol #tmagp #play in this space with me #aster speaks #celia ripley #gerry keay #samama khalid #the shut the fuck up trio #actually thats my tag for them now. really like that

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

Thoughts on dr ratio??

l + ratio dude go brrrr <33

#lati speaks #the gif isn't my response to anon btw i just thought it was fucking funny #how fast do y'all think i can peg him and fuck him stupid #he's a muscular twink that means his loser ass can take it #dr ratio #hsr dr ratio

[tswwwit]

I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.

It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!

No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.

A henchmen.

(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).

#answers #I can't help but picture demon dipper starting out all like #I'm Bad 😡 I'm Mean 😡 I'm Evil As Heck!! 😡 #And still having a HUGE hatred for things that are Unfair or Unjust. One time he saved a kitten from a tree and got embarrassed about it #Eventually he just has to give into his nature and speak up about all the BULLSHIT he sees going on around him #Sorry Dippin' Dots even the society that 'raised' you can't prevent you from your do-gooder ways #Don't worry Bill loves you for the stupid idiot you are #Everyone is completely BAFFLED by Bill acting like a friggin' henchman though #I bet they don't even peg it as romantic interest at first. Dipper sure doesn't #He's thinking this is some Grand Scheme to convince him back into the evil fold #And to be fair Bill's very tempting in that respect. But not leaning as hard into it as he *could* be #Maybe he thinks Bill's trying to 'mentor' him for something. Seems like the kind of thing Bill would imply and let Dipper fill in the gaps #They're technically not the same SPECIES since Dipper's probably some human-shaped 'demon' #And Bill's originally from a two-dimensional weird universe. Technically speaking he's His Own Thing #Aside from whatever refugees escaped that plane. If any. #Demon covers a LOT of different beings that don't have much or any genetics in common #But you KNOW Bill's thrilled as hell that Dipper's Slightly More Immortal than usual!! This one's gonna last a WHILE #*slams fist on table* Give Dipper A Tail With A Tuft That Bill Can Pull To Be Annoying #Final thought: In this incarnation Bill might have been wondering where the hell Dipper got to since there's no human around #Given a long enough time he might even wonder if he was LOST #So you know that when Dipper reemerges on the scene everyone else was dealing with a VERY unhappy Bill Cipher for QUITE a while

[mashbrainrot]

Reasons why I think Peg Hunnicutt is funny:

Married BJ

Wrote a letter pretending to be Waggle the dog

Faithfully stamped and sent BJ the cookies Erin packaged up for him in an envelope

Told BJ that his daughter had called another man daddy

#mash #m*a*s*h #peg hunnicutt #bj hunnicutt #mash 4077 #peggy hunnicutt #helen speaks

[smol-soop-spoon]

I tthink we need to make something clear and it's that the guys of the greek class get pegged. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

#Henry? Camilla had him on his KNEES #Bunny? Look at Marion. Pegged. #Richard? On Wednesdays it's coke and pegging with Judy #I just think we as a community should face the facts #I woke up and chose violence so STRAP ON #(we will not speak of Charles and Camilla) #the secret history #tsh #henry winter #richard papen #bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #marion barnbridge #judy poovey

[londonfoginacup]

Y’all through the weirdest combination of circumstances imaginable I’ve just had dinner with a woman from York and we got all the way to dessert before she said that she specifically lives in Doncaster

And like an IDIOT i went “oh I know doncaster!”

（；￣ェ￣）

Then of course I have to tell her WHY I know doncaster. And I couldn’t think of a lie fast enough so I admitted to being a 1D fan. Mortified.

Anyway lmao she said “he came from the posh side of town didn’t he?” Louis u’ve been called OUT by this Doncasterian

#the amount of times I have embarrassed myself in front of this woman #she’s irish but has lived in York long enough I couldn’t peg her accent #and asked her why she was in America during Britain’s best holiday #(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) #anyway she’s besties with my aunt because they bonded over the same last name #SPEAKING OF WHICH APPARENTLY I’M PART IRISH AND MY LAST NAME IS IRISH?? #I’VE BEEN TOLD ALL MY LIFE I DON’T HAVE A DROP OF IRISH #also my last name is very English #anyway the point is I am nothing but an embarrassment today someone save me

[thefrogdalorian]

Sometimes I find myself thinking about Din Djarin a little too much that I get concerned and think that I really should go to therapy...

Well, I'm finally doing that (again) tomorrow... :)

Feeling pretty nervous about it but hoping that because I now know I'm autistic it will help me understand/explain things a little better! Hopefully this is the start of a journey to finally become a healthier, happier version of myself :)

#the waiting list was surprisingly short so i'm excited i just hope that they understand neurodivergency #because cbt doesn't work for my brain and i hope they don't try and force a square peg in a round hole so to speak #i want emdr eventually but i have to go through several stages first it seems and it sucks i wish i could afford private therapy #but i also just wish the nhs just fucking functioned lol #anyway that was a lot of acronyms but there we go #having ptsd sucks that's part of why i love din a lot because i can weirdly relate to him. also mando came into my life when i needed it #and as corny as it sounds knowing i can make some silly little gifs and write about the tin can helps regulate me after a draining events #so knowing i can do that whatever happens tomorrow is nice :) oR TODAY it's past midnight here what is a sleeping pattern #anyway once again i just really love din djarin but now no one can tell me to gO TO THERAPY ANYMORE BC OF IT ALSSNJSSK #personal #text post #just autism things

[murphyslawyer]

Hummmm, I think Instagram is trying to send me a message…

#Johanna speaks #who is ‘them’ tho? I want to know who I’m pegging 😭😭😭

[lpsgirl109]

Just so we're all clear I blame this asshole for my taste in fictional men

#So many things #So many things can be traced back to him #Fuck you Morro ninjago I hate you #(I love and cherish him dearly he was a huge part of my life) #ninjago morro #ninjago #peg speaks

[paigeropoopoloo]

I want to change my blog pic/background to something cool (maybe some of my art even??) but I’m so committed to keeping Carl. I’ve had it like this since I was like 17. And it feels too good to change.

#peg speaks

[youngpettyqueen]

I feel like BJ has a hard time switching back to speaking regularly on those days where there are kids in camp so he'll say things like "say bye-bye to the truck" without really thinking about it and so far every single person he's said this to has gone "bye-bye truck" without fail

#mash #bj hunnicutt #this is based on things that would happen while I was working at a daycare #its hard to switch back #and people ALWAYS say the fucking thing #its like activating a sleeper phrase its hysterical #this habit absolutely follows him home #cause I feel like he spends as much time with Peg and Erin as possible #gets used to talking to Erin and then has to go speak like a normal adult man

[sinsofsummers]

marc spector likes getting pegged

you heard it here first

#laur speaks #dont pretend #its true #marc spector smut #marc spector pegging #marc spector x reader #marc x you #marc spector x you #moon knight smut #moon knight

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

idk i want to get aventurine pregnant or i want him to get me pregnant

NAH we gotta fuck this brat on the nearest table, that is the face of a man who likes having his hair pulled while his ass gets utterly destroyed and plowed like he's made for it (spoiler, he is). this man is a completely needy brat who won't stop annoying you until you fuck him and then makes the most whorish moans you'll ever hear out of a man,,

#lati speaks #he's like childe but make him twice as peggable and more of a sneaky brat #i love it when mihoyo panders to my need to peg hot men <33 #if i can't peg him and ride gallagher then what's the point