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kordyceps · 4 months

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Mutiny of the Hardest Order @ AO3

Teen Wolf | Steter | ch6/20 | rating: E (eventually) AKA The one where Stiles’ dick develops a crush and Peter decides to humor it with some retaliatory light stalking.

Chapter 6: About the Werewolf-to-Stalker Pipeline

“Hello, sweetheart.” “Oh my god, how many times have I told you to text me!” Stiles heaved against his bedroom door. Of course Peter just had to call precisely when he had been in the middle of hanging out with his dad. Stiles freaking swore Peter had some kind of sixth sense about when the worst possible time to call was, and then made a point of calling exactly then! He’d given some shoddy excuse about Lydia needing him to check something, but Stiles was pretty sure his dad hadn’t bought it. He had amscrayed out of there too fast to let Dad call him out on it, though. “But then how else would I get to hear that preciously distressed pitch of your voice?” Peter asked. “Jesus—! Yeah, yeah, you’re a weirdo who gets off on making me squirm. Ugh, if I had known it would be like this I would have rejected you flat out when I had the chance!” “My dear, you knew precisely what you were getting yourself into when you agreed to this. Don’t play.”

[ch6 direct link @ AO3]

#saturday more like steterday amirite!!#god that was so awful I'm sorry I'll see myself out now #steter #steter fic #kor writes #teen wolf #I've never had to draw the interior of a car before #ofc the first one I draw is a shelby 1000 cobra with its bajillion meters for who tf knows what #peter you are so fucking extra I stg

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sunshinemosspup · 6 years

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which is your fav ahs season

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I CAN'T DECIDE????!!

I'm just gonna be extra as hell and list my pros and cons... get ready for a long ass answer sorrynotsorry you're dealing with a writer here:

Murder House

just gonna say it - overrated

I do appreciate it because it sparked the rest of AHS

created some iconic characters

in hindsight, at least Tate is better than Kai

still a really good concept

a bit boring at times though

Jessica Lange is fucking superb

lowkey started trend of Lily Rabe's characters either dying or already being dead and me no likey that so much

Francis Conroy talking about men is always great but I liked the more subtle hints to her speeches this time

Asylum

LANA BANA BO BANA BANANA FANA FO FANA FE FI MO MANA, LANA

Sarah Paulson and Lily Rabe were ICONIC in this season holy fckin christ

so was Jessica Lange

and Zachary Quinto

basically the characters had really good like writing and rounding out and such

but wtf was with the alien subplot??

some damn good writing

while I do not approve of Sister Mary Satan raping the monsignor I can never get "There was a priest, the dirty beast, his name was Alexander. His mighty dick was inches thick, he called it Salamander" out of my head

Jude and Kit at the end was so sweet

Coven

honestly at times bit off more than they could chew with the subplots, not all of those were really resolved

Jessica Lange somehow even more iconic

same with Kathy Bates and Angela Bassett, what QUEENS

Foxxay

seriously both Misty and Cordelia are adorable on their own, and together I just can't handle it

STEVIE NICKS

the music in this season provokes an emotional response from me

"Can we please not move things? Some of us are blind!"

*stuffs bagels into bag* "Who's takin me home?"

Myrtle Snow calmly playing that instrument while Cordelia had a breakdown

those all black looks were good shit

Freak Show

this shit was SAD AS HELL

like literally how they killed all the characters was fucking gut wrenching

also Pepper? at Briarcliff?? seeing that magazine with Elsa on it??? I cry every time

once again proved the crazy talent of Sarah Paulson

at least Lily Rabe was kinda there

despite being a little shit Dandy was a great character

last time they had some really long episodes, or at least varied between 45 min and longer, which I liked bc I think it let them do quite a bit

I want Sarah Paulson's cover of Criminal to play at my funeral or my wedding or goddamn something ugh

"We might not be on a farm but something sure smells like bullshit to me" (paraphrased)

I can't believe they made me feel so damn bad for a scary clown dude, he didn't deserve that

Hotel

the fucking style? and music? SUPERB

"I FUCKING LIVE HERE"

when Iris was gonna off herself and made that video

I have a love/hate relationship with John Lowe 'cause he kinda stupid

Evan Peters looking like Spongebob as a fancy waiter

Lady Gaga and Matt Bomer drenched in blood

everything about Liz Taylor was like beautiful

somehow the vampire thing worked

could (should) have used literally any song other than hotline bling

Devil's Night was great but then they made an inconsistency with the zodiac killer in Cult

aT lEaSt LiLy RaBe WaS kInDa ThErE

loved it when Billie came back

Roanoke

enjoyed the documentary style and kudos to Ryan for doing something different

with that being said it was pretty predictable and cliche

so damn happy to see Lily Rabe back

favorite fan promo thing I saw: "Lily Rabe is back and she has a gluten allergy and questionable judgement" (paraphrased but hilarious and accurate)

wish they had time to round out the actor characters (Audrey, Monet, etc)

RIP an accent 2016-2016

still though, it brought some good people back into the cast

good call with Adina Porter, she's amazing

"I'm not American, I'm not used to all this carnage!"

honestly a lot of Audrey's lines were great

and her reaction to Shelby's death holy fuck that honestly startled me

Cricket Marlowe looking like Danny Devito in that one episode of Always Sunny

Cult

I liked how they worked phobias into it

a good deal of the sexual stuff just made me really uncomfortable, like especially when it was directed at Ally (or Ivy I guess), idk I think as a lesbian myself it felt like they were pushing all this phallic shit on her and challenging her sexuality which just really rubbed me the wrong way (my take on it, anyway)

Ally's character development though goddamn

Ally in general, she was so fckin cute ugh

I feel like they made Ivy too dislikable? like she could've had SOME redeeming qualities but nah

Kai was fucking awful

people shit on Winter as a character but I still think Billie Lourd acted wonderfully

why do all of Emma Roberts' characters have to be such bitches? lol

still don't know how I feel about it ending with Ally supposedly like becoming leader of the SCUM group or whatever

loved that they used extreme stereotypes of both conservatives and liberals

Apocalypse

they killed Venable too soon

she and Mead were so extra together I loved it

MISTY IS BAAAAACK

again, Foxxay (they better kiss and be happy by the end of this season I stg)

Cordelia's vision was terrifying, like she got her throat torn out jfc

if Cordelia (or, hell, even Billie) die too I'm going to be 2-3 times more heartbroken than I already am about Venable

especially excited to see Mallory's character develop

I both love and hate Michael Langdon

Leslie Grossman still getting all the wack, iconic one-liners

BD Wong being in it was lowkey hilarious to me bc I've only ever seen him in SVU before

"Because I'm the FUCKING Supreme"

can't wait to get more Billie Dean Howard

Jessica Lange! it's been so long, how ya been?

where the hell did Brock go after he broke in to kill Coco? did he just fuck off back into the wastelands?

Ryan, USE LILY RABE'S TALENT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD even if she doesn't stay for long this season (plz let Misty be okay and while I don't quite think it'll happen I'm still hoping to see Nora) bring her back sometime with another major character I miss her so much

I'm excited to see more!

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smellycinnamonthundahfudge · 5 years

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ii will now provide a list of things that killed me in da trailer, cause i literally cant channel my insane feels into anything else other than this:

1. SPIDEYCHELLE LIIIIVVEEEEEESSSSSSS

spideychelle is da purest ship. der’s literally no contest about it anymore (deir number one of fucking course but now imma go chronologically and go back to dem once i reach deir scenes)

MAY KNOWS AND IS SUPPORTIVE AF AND DEIR BOTH WORKING TOGETHER TO USE DA SPIDEY MANTLE INTO SOMETHING THAT CAN BENEFIT DEM BOTH AND HELP PPL

DAT DOUBLE THUMBS UP FROM PETE AND DEIR HIGH FIVE AND DEIR PURE AF HUG IM DED T-T-T-T--T-T--T-T

im actually ok w/ happy as long as it makes may happy :’)

and peter being shooketh was so hilarious

but i also really reallly reeaalllyyy love da fact dat a point of contention is whether or not happy deserves to date may or not cus it was literally so unexpected and yet so fun to fight about xD

BENJAMIN FUCKING FRANKLIN PARKER SUITCASE EVERYONE HOW DA HELL HAVE I NOT SEEN ANYONE TALKING BOUT DIS ON HERE?! i have not seen enough of da trailer reaccss dats just it

i direct yalls to dis tweet for da passport scene since nothing i could write could describe it so eloquently as dis did: https://twitter.com/spideytom/status/1085287167776182272

but i will anyway cus DATS MY BAABBYYYY T-T-T-T-T-T--T

DA MUSIC IS DOPE AF YO AND IT’S BY DA SAME BAND DAT WAS IN DA HC CREDITS <3

I JUST WANNA SPEND SOME TIME WITH MJ

I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES ME

YOU LOOK PRETTY TOO (AND HER SMILE WHEN SHE SAID IT T-T)

these lines DESERVE NUMBERS ON DEIR OWN. NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY. WE ALL KNOW HOW WE FEEL ABOUT IT.

I SHIT YALL NOT I FUCKIN STROKED SEEING PETER AND MJ STARING AT EACH OTHER SO FUCKING LOVINGLY ON A BOAT WITH THE SUNLIGHT HITTING BOTH OF THEM T-T-T-T--T

THEY ARE SO FUCKING IN LOVE IT HURTS!!!!!!

ok so i wasnt on board at first but god fucking damn it ned and betty are cute af and just so fucking happy n coupley n together. ned with his confidence hat n betty taking a pic of him is PURE i dare u to convince me otherwise.

ned acting like an expert in love when they literally just got fuckin started xD

nick fury is as extra as always and ofc hed fucking show up like that xD

MJ ACTION STANCE ON THE BUS. MJ ACTION STANCE ON THE BUS

AND DAT DRAMATIC AF RENDITION OF DA SPIDEY SONG, DIS SOUNTRACK I STFG

ok, first off, ned is wearing floral print clothes when he isnt even in a fuckin beach, i stg dis nerds a goddamn fashion icon. and second, im all here for ned’s total lack of awareness over any danger being back XD

DA RED AND BLACK SUIT LOOKS AS SECKSY AS IT DID WHEN WE FIRST SAW IT IN DA SET PICS

maria hill yay ^.^ also dey may/but probably not/ but may be fighting sandman haha

i think i wouldnt be da first to admit dat da action in hc was kinda underwhelming but OH MY GODS EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GREAT AND COLORS ARE POPPIN AND DA ACTION LOOKS SO GOOOD AND EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS

(not the least of which is our otp <3 [see literally every scene they’re in])

CHECK OUT DA STEALTH SUIT EYES YOOOOO

toms getting drowned again xD

POPPING OUT OF GREEN SMOKE DEN ACTION LINE WAS THE MYSTERIO ENTRANCE. marvel got it right from da first scene yet again yalls

i stg tho da action n effects n cinematography looks so good, europe was such a great setting i cant believe it, im honestly so excited to find out how deir gonna explain how mysterio created all dose effects n sht damn

FISH BOWL. no other words necessary

dis was small but da globe animation turning into da spidey symbol in da title card amused me, i aint gonna lie

da last scene was so meta, it was literally how an audience would react. i especially liked mj asking da question dat should have been asked from da start; what is it with spiderman for flash? xD

and den lastly aaghhhh da juxtaposition/irony of dat scene tho gahds it was so fucking funny

and to top it all off, we ended with peter with a self hatin thumbs up and mj next to him <3

i can die now

#spider-man #spiderman #far from home #ffh #spideychelle #spider-man: far from home #no but seriously im ded now #i could talk about dis trailer all day long #i could talk about EVERY SINGLE SCENE

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