#pinkie promise ;> (wonk)

[oleander-neruim]

Habby prdie mothh

#1 am lets go #excuse to use the funny gay colors /j #gay #it me #hahaha #hopefully gonna be extra productive this month #all of my posts will have extra queerness sprinkled on top #anyone who sees this: if you tag or comment someone from an smp ive drawn ill make a gay post flavored with them #pinkie promise ;> (wonk) #im so sleep deprived #🕊 #⛏️

[minhosimthings]

MAMI I WANNA TALK ABT A LA FOLIE

'The second born, a mere girl.' IM CRYING ALREADY AHHHHH

"Do you trust me Y/N?" IM BAWLING STOP HOW CAN U WRITE THE FLUFFIEST MOST HEALING SMUT OUT THERE AND EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY ⁉️

He was terrified of making you uncomfortable even in the slightest. I. AM. MELTING 🫠‼️

Jay smiled like a moonbeam, and gently bought his finger to the tip of your nose, booping it with a tiny 'boop!' from his mouth. lmfao im here being a needy bitch and u BOOP my nose,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lemme wonk ur willy

"I didn't mean that, idiot." You chuckled, "I meant the other touch. You know, the one where there's a man, and there's a woman and then-" chill pull out the coming of age ppt at this point 😭💀🗣

"Don't tell anyone I can be like this." Jay held up his pinkie to you in a childish manner, "Pinkie promise me." OFC POOKIE I WONT 🎀🫶

"Here we go, then?" Jay smiled, before he moved his hips. sir this is not a car ride kindly rearrange my organs 💗

"Shut up." You laughed, and pressed a kiss to his lips again, his hands held your waist in position. AHHHHHHHHHH I AM CURRENTLY LOSING SANITY

"Maybe." Jay chuckled, wrapping his arms round your waist and pulling you into get another kiss, a shockingly sweet one after the heated session you just had. FUCK DONT ROMANCE ME THIS HARD LORD

"Would you, L/N Y/N, marry me, and make me the most lovesick man in the world?" YESSSSSS ACKKKK SIAIAHAHQHWHWH YESSSSS 😭😭😭🎀🎀🎀‼️‼️

BEST SERIES OMLLLL GOT ME CLUTCHING MY PEARLS AHHHHHH

🛐🛐🛐🛐

(cant expect anything less from mamii)

I cried. I legit cried when I saw this. I'VE REREAD IT SO MANY TIMES NOW OH LORD.

why are you so squishy and so cute and so kind LIKE YOU ARE THE POETRY I ASPIRE TO WRITE BABYGIRL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MMWAHHH

I feel like the one thing I wanted to do with a la Folie was to heal all my traumatised girlies (cough cough indian girls-)

I NEEDED TO INCLUDE THAT NOSE BOOP I JUST HAD TO like Jay you cutie patootie put your dick in me

"sir this is not a car ride kindly rearrange my organs" I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU FOR THIS

Are you clutching the pearls I'll be pulling off of you tonight baby? 😏

(EYYY THANK YOU THANK YOU)

#mona's sessions #moots! #🌋 - A.D! #user: amazzwon #everyone needs an A.D in their life #not this A.D tho SHES MINE BACK OFF #*growls*

[babyyweebbitch]

hi luv, if ur requests are open can ask for headcanons or a drabble of heisenberg with an s/o who's really into football (soccer if ur western)? like they convince him to watch old games with them or get him to get live tv or espn to watch games together? i get very very invested when games come on, not like riot worthy or anything, but will def jump outta my chair if my team wins😭

hello sweet! sure, i only watch football with my dad because he’s a michigan fan and i watched Michigan vs Ohio state game, that was the only time i was genuinely interested in football 😭😭 i’m so sorry if i get stuff wrong, i don’t know shit about football

karl heisenberg

it was football sunday and it was one of your favourite teams playing live on ESPN, you already had everything ready. your drink, your chair and some snacks. every sunday whenever football was on karl had a tendency to hide out in his warehouse so he didn’t bother you during your game (totally not because he doesn’t like football. totally not 😉*wink wonk*)

you decided to go and find him before it actually started and to your surprise you found him in his warehouse making god knows what

“karl!~ footballs on!” you cooed with a grin on your face. his back was facing you but you knew he was making the “please leave me alone” face

“cool….” he responded hoping you’d leave him to what he was doing but obviously — you didn’t

“please?? one game and i won’t ever ask you to watch with me again!”

“you say this every week and you never stop asking”

“became you never watch — please i pinky promise i won’t ask you again if you watch with me….. and i’ll give you something special” you said and stared at him as he just stood there for a second. you were about to turn to walk away before

“one game?”

“yep!”

“you promise just one game”

“mm-hmm!”

“fine, let’s go” he turned towards you and started to walk out the room with you. you could barely keep back your squeal of excitement. this was like a once in a life time moment right here. this needs to be documented!

once you two got into your main house you and karl sat down just in time since the game started like thirty seconds ago.

the entire game consisted of you hopping out your seat to with cheer or curse in disappointment every time your team did something wrong or the other team got points. karl sat back and was very amused by your reactions to such things

there were a lot of “fuck/hell yeah!” or “motherfucker!”’s coming from you the entire three hours (???)

if your team wins

you jumped out your seat cheering and attempted to high-five karl but he just sat there like 😐 (you high-fived yourself 😔)

if your team loses

let’s just say karl wasn’t expecting your reaction to that.

- end -

** divider made by me **

disclaimer: i do not own or claim to own resident evil, karl heisenberg or espn. this is simply a fan writing for entertainment purposes only

#resident evil #resident evil x reader #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #karl heisenberg #heisenberg #karl heisenberg x reader #x reader #requests #✨nova✨

[nilsford-prattle]

Benrey: *hands Gordon a folded paper*

Gordon: *opens it to see this*

Benrey: So feetman, what colour d’you see?

Gordon: I’m not telling you, because this is obviously rigged.

Benrey: No it’s not, pinkie promise dude!

Coomer, passing by: What a lovely image of a RED strawberry! You know, strawberries are *begins listing facts about strawberries that are clearly from Wikipedia*

Gordon: *looks nervously at Benrey*

Benrey: wink wonk, it’s blue huh

#hlvrai #I was gonna draw this but hand been hurting lately so I’m not gonna test fate #hlvrai gordos feetman #hlvrai benrey #hlvrai coomer #frenrey #ærön writes

[yungblud-fics]

teenage heartbreak queen (part 2)

A/N: hi. that's all i have to say right now muah.

part 1

summary: dom has been in love with his best friend since before he can remember. when you start to change after your boyfriend comes into the picture, will your relationship tear you both apart?

warnings: cursing, fluff, angst, and oops it doesn’t end with a heartfelt kiss (wink wonk)

dom heard the doorbell and for the first time, he dreaded seeing you behind it. he wasn't prepared to see you yet after what happened between you both. he knew waiting would juse work up his nerves so he opened the door a bit too quickly, gesturing you to come inside.

you turned to him, guilt laced in your expression, "i'm sorry. i don't know what's wrong with me dom."

he looked up from his feet and clicked his tongue.

"what'dya mean by that hm?" his tone was soft and barely above a whisper.

"i mean that i broke up with him," a tear fell from your eye. you hadn't spoken about the subject with anyone yet and it absolutely broke you.

"tonight he--he took it too far. he tried to have sex and i told him no, i wasn't ready. he told me it was because of you then he said to choose, him or you."

dom shrugged lightly, "why'd you break up with him then?"

"i'd choose my best friend over someone who trashed mcr any day." you laughed through the tears, attempting to lighten the mood.

dom dropped his playful glare and opened his arms up to you. he hadn't hugged you in so long, it almost felt strange. his arms tightened around your shoulders, scared to let you leave again.

"i missed you so much," he mumbled.

"i missed you too." a small sob racking your body as he pulled you closer, his cinnamon smell absorbing you.

you hesitantly pulled away, wiping the tears with your shirt sleeve. rocking back and forth on your heels, you waited for dom to tell you to leave.

"want some tea?"

"not right now," you smiled.

"look, i know ya probably still fancy what's-his-face but i really meant what i said earlier. i don't want ya to feel forced into sumthin' but i'll wait for whenever you're ready."

"thank you dom. one day i will be," you held out your pinky, dom laughing at your childish promise. lacing your pinky fingers, he smiled brighter than he had in a while.

now, your senior year, dom only had his eyes on you. neither of you found other interests for a relationship. dom always held your hand, laid on your lap, wishing that he could do so much more than that. sure, you both slept in the same bed since you were kids, but he wanted to be able to hold you close and kiss your forehead like a couple does.

he was slowly losing hope that you would never love him like he did you. in a few minutes you were coming over and he wanted to be ready. he talked to his mirror for hours, practicing what he would say to you, but the minute you were at his door, everything he practiced was forgotten.

“hey dork,” you tapped his nose, causing dom to scrunch up his face, closing the door to the cold winter evening.

“hey nerd. can we talk a second?”

“course,” you said, flopping onto his couch, dom sitting down across from you.

“i don’t wanna wait anymore. it’s been two years, and i still love you y/n. so, do you want to give it a try?”

you sat wide eyed. “give what a try?”

“us,” dom said softly.

you smiled widely, jumping over the few empty feet on the couch and hugging dom tightly. you released him and nodded slightly, “i love you too dom”

he hugged you even tighter this time, a stray tear slipping his eye.

“you don’t know how long i’ve wanted to say that to you.”

you laughed slightly and stared at his beautiful eyes, messy hair flopping over his forehead, poking up in all directions.

“what?”

“you’re really pretty,” you whispered, twirling a strand of his hair in your hand, dom blushing and digging his head onto your shoulder. you wrapped your arms around his shoulders. his around your waist. it was calming, his legs around yours, the scented candle on the table near you letting off a small flame.

“thank you for giving me a chance. honestly thought you’d be sick of me by now.”

he reached his head up, your arms pulling him close to you, lips brushing against each other’s. it was soft, something you both had been waiting for. (oops i lied) it wasn’t rough but as you pulled away, dom tackled you onto the couch into a hug, pulling your back to his chest, his head falling lightly onto it.

“goodnight darlin’.”

“dom it’s only 7:00 (19:00).”

“oh well.”

A/N sike there was a heartfelt kiss. i’m bad at sequels but i think this one was pretty good! if you have any corrections or opinions you can let me know (:

stay alive |-/

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