#pretend like this looks like the auditor lols

[saltymongoose]

Phobos probably has made a plushie of the player and takes it with him EVERYWHERE and sleeps with it like a little child

Maybe even speaks to it sometimes smh

Omfg, that would end very badly for Phobos if he did that before you entered Nevada lmao. I can imagine that he'd have to have nabbed some form of detailed description from the Auditor's notes in order to even make the thing (or even worse, a picture). He'd probably just leave it in his room at first before deciding to take it with him everywhere, keeping it gently clutched in one of his arms as he goes about his day. It's a comforting reminder of you, and he even cuddles with it at night (perhaps desperately trying to convince himself that he can feel some of your characteristic warmth from it like it's a religious artifact you have control of or something).

He tells it all of his little plans, both for his eventual rule of Nevada and for what he'd do when you finally came down to grace him with your presence. He considered it inevitable that you'd meet (he's your first and most devout follower, so why wouldn't you want to see him?) and believes that with enough prayer, your interest in him'll grow enough to make it happen. The rambling he does to the toy is just more worship, insofar as he's concerned.

(Cut here because this response got oddly long lol)

His workers are all very confused about why their boss has a stuffed toy all the time, it's extremely unprofessional and oddly childlike for him (since he has to have it on him at all times). He also gets angry whenever any of them so much as moves in the general direction of it, so they know how protective he is of the thing. It really weird, but the Director's antics are not any of their business. So he continues carrying it around everywhere, speaking to it in front of other grunts and sleeping with it in his arms.

At least it's like this until the Auditor sees the plushie. He'd immediately recognize who it's supposed to be (I mean he spends 90% of his time looking at you anyway, it'd be more insulting if he didn't) and the feeling of annoyance that occasionally nags at him when interacting with the Director skyrocketed into genuine rage. How does he even know what you look like? And how dare he defile your image with something so childish!? You were a higher being, far beyond the comprehension of someone so moronic. Doing such a thing is extremely disrespectful, and he won't stand for it.

Both the AAHW and Nexus Core personnel can attest to the fact that the Employer is terrifying, but it's even worse when he's angry. The flames that make up his being grow larger and more volatile as he tries to threaten Phobos into giving the plush to him. Why he wants it, nobody knows, but judging by the way the Director actually refuses with a sneer, the issue goes far beyond just the stuffed toy. (The Nexus Agents share a look with the AAHW members who arrived with the Auditor and just decide to leave. They can deal with whatever this is later.)

But if Phobos did this after you met him, things would go a lot differently. You'd probably just give it a confused look before a slight smile spreads across your face, reaching your hands out to grasp it and look it over as your eyes shine with amusement. "Hey, this is pretty good. I don't know why you made it, but it's very accurate. Remind me to get one of you, okay? I want to match."

(The Nexus Scientists internally facepalm when they see that they need to divert important manpower to make a stuffed animal in the Director's likeness, and one that he insisted on perfection with. Even worse, the order came from Phobos himself, so they couldn't just ignore the missive and pretend they never got it. Now to find anyone who actually knows how to sew.)

#tw: yandere #i guess phobos can sew in this? lol #(or at least crochet or smth) #phobos: *ranting to the plushie about his inevitable ascension* #the plushie: 😶 #ask #they're really out here nearly destroying the Science Tower cause Phobos wanted something to snuggle at night smh

[vampire-cookie]

au momence

#madness combat #madcom #auditor #the auditor #mc auditor #my art #digital art #procreate pocket #my aus #pretend like this looks like the auditor lols

[deimosed]

— 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 !!

cute nicknames they call you! | ft. main trio + tricky , jebus , sherif , 2bdamned , auditor

warnings ; none really , just more fluff !

note ; got bored and just thought it was a cute idea. hope y’all like !!

# — 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐉. 𝐖𝐈𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐍

your name, or your nickname. (ex. ash for ashley)

I don’t really see them saying a sort of cutesy nick name for his s/o, lol. he rarely even speaks, and when he does want your attention they either tap you or just flat out say your name. but they have such kindness and softness in their voice every time they say it, despite his fairly deep and brash voice. so don’t feel too bad. <3

# — 𝐃𝐄𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐒

sweets, sugar, and boo.

now, deimos never really came across a lot of sugary things in nevada, but he claims if he ever were to try anything sweet, it would “taste just like you!”. both in taste and personality, you are the sweetest person he’s ever met. he could just look at you and tell you’re made of pure sugar. and boo is just because he’s a flirtatious dork. <3

# — 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃

hun, honey, and babe.

i’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. sanford is such a gentleman, and his nicknames for you depicts that. he’s also unapologetically a huge romantic, so those nicknames are just him fantasizing about more domestic things. he says them so lovingly every time. <3

# — 2𝐁𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍𝐄𝐃

love.

it’s funny how such a simple word can mean so much. the way i see it, 2b will always have no filter. that means you know that everything he says, he means it wholeheartedly. so don’t think of him being ‘lazy’ when it comes to you, because although simple, it means the world. <3

# — 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘

friend and mine.

weather your relationship is romantic or platonic, friend will always be his lil nickname for you. reason being, you’re the only person tricky has met that has genuine intentions, and you actually care for him. others either want to kill him, or use him for power, but you being genuinely concerned for a crazy, unhinged zombified clown like himself? well, it warms his undead heart. “mine” however…thats his more possessive behavior showing through. <3

# — 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐅

doll, darlin’, and button.

we all know just how flirtatious this man can be. he thinks you are just the cutest thing he has ever laid his eyes upon, and naturally, he is going to be a tease about it to. but hearing that thick southern accent of his? well, it can’t be all that bad, right? he sure doesn’t think so. <3

# — 𝐉𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐒

dear and dearest.

with him being through so much, you’d think his heart would be enclosed with the toughest stone known to mankind. but every single time he looks at you, that stone shatters into a million pieces, leaving him a lovesick mess of a deity. his nicknames show that no matter how many times he kills or dies, he’ll never stop loving you. <3

# — 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑

mortal, plaything, and my muse.

auditor is not as…loving as the others. well, he doesn’t sound like it anyway. he doesn’t choose to lay out his emotions all that much, so the things he says can be a bit harsh. he wants to pretend like he doesn’t care, but you do make it quite a bit hard. but when he calls you his “muse”? he’ll let that soft side of his show. just for a little. <3

#madcom #madness combat #madness combat x reader #hank j. wimbleton x reader #deimos x reader #sanford x reader #tricky x reader #madness combat jebus #madness combat auditor #sways stuff ♥️

[joojconverts]

Hi Jooj you are amazing I just LOVE your work. I was wondering if you have any ideas as to how to make transportation more historic in TS3. For my regency world, I have been really struggling to find an alternate to cars. Just curious if you know! Thanks Jooj!!!

Hello!! Thank you so much, you put a big smile on my face haha!! <3

THIS is a very loaded question indeed, because unfortunately, on ts3, there is practically no historical transportation! I say practically because I know of a SINGLE default replacement, made by @danjaley, which you can find here, but it's more for medieval poor people than other historical periods and classes.

That happens because as we know the historical community on ts3 is almost non-existent (seriously, I can count historical cc converters on my fingers), and because with things like carriages it's impossible to create animations for the horses, moving smoothly and moving up and down, idle animation, etc. if you're not a poses and animations expert and professional, that is! Still, making THAT into a functional car... you get the picture.

On the other hand, we DO have decorative carriages for screenshots and story-making, if that interests you! They're also very rare tho, so we really have no way out lol! In casual gameplay, I just pretend I ignore the fact we don't have carriages and use the no cars, no taxi and no school bus mods haha!

I assure you tho, I will convert some more recent cars for ts3, as in 1900s forward! I really hope that will be useful to you, when I eventually make them!

Here are some of the carriages I could find:

@natalia-auditore Carriage Conversion, here! To be used with horses from here, since the other links are sadly broken (tried Wayback machine)! It's very nice!

Here (from thaisims3, VERY cool!)

Talking about thaisims3, IF you're able to register there, from what I recall there are some other carriages there as well! Not sure if the links are broken or not tho, so you'll have to check!

Here (it's Santa's sleigh, but in times of need, here you go lol)

Apart from these ones, I really can't help any further! If anyone has some more suggestions comment below! Really hope these helped in some way tho, even though it's not exactly what you were looking for!

#ask #anon #answered #wcif