#professionalfobtrash

[otterlyart]

That’s my wife!

For @professionalfobtrash 

#professionalfobtrash #critical role #cr #critical role cast #Laura Bailey #bailyhams #travis willingham #this moment was genuinely so sweet #If you want to know what cartoon heart eyes look like in real life just refer back to this set #criticalrole #critrole #otterlyart gifs

[mycatisatool]

9 people I'd like to get to know better

thank you @valentinaonthemoon for tagging me!! i agree lilac is one of the Prettiest Colours Ever

last song: tokyo calling by atarashii gakko! absolute banger for me driving to work at 7am would recommend as hype music

favourite colour: yellow used to have my heart and still does but damn if emerald green isnt a beauty

last movie/tv show: last movie was the princess bride (yes i was uncultured before a week ago) / last tv show was the great

sweet/spicy/savoury: oooooo i like a good chocolate but anything Too Sweet destroys my tastebuds :( spicy SLAPS i love spicy food even if it kills me and savoury is like. a small delight of mine

relationship status: single as hell. im tryna figure out what gender i am before i decide if im gay or not. stay tuned.

current obesession: this couldve been a v dangerous question but luckily for yall rn it is my own writing. if i obssess hard enough maybe ill actually finish the goddamn book

last thing i googled: i was lookin up my local cinema cause i am going to see the boy and the heron like my life depends on it

tags if you wanna join in!! @clown-garden @weasellyferret @18nth @surplus-of-sarcasm @sassywerewolfinfluencer @professionalfobtrash @then-there-was-ram

#tag game #thanks for the tag!!! always love doing these <3 #sorry i dont have 9 mutuals thatre active so 7 of yall will have to do lmao

[youdiddecide]

I mean this in the best possible way but the first and only thing that went through my mind upon seeing that sword licking photo of yours was this:

The directors cut on that video is sorely disappointing :') but it is a whole mood!

And to be fair any reference to Orlando Bloom is highly appreciated!

#ask #answered #professionalfobtrash

[rpf-bat]

FLUFFTOBER WITH BLIND CHANNEL - DAY TWO

Pairing: Joel Hokka x Reader

The prompt was “Sneaking Out Together.”

Word Count: 2120

Rating: T

Summary: You’re sent to Rotterdam, as part of the Finnish delegation to the Eurovision Song Contest. But, the pandemic restrictions mean that the band aren’t supposed to leave their hotel rooms at all, except for when it’s time to sing. It’s the middle of the night, and Joel is feeling restless. He asks you to sneak out of the hotel with him, and take a walk down the city streets.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34216960/chapters/85195315

#flufftober2021 #blind channel rpf #joel hokka x reader #blind channel #joel hokka #female reader #shoutout to professionalfobtrash for answering all my random questions about rotterdam lol

[gryffindor-headcanons]

I've seen multiple asks now from people who're surprised or confused as to why they're Gryffindors because they suffer from (social) anxiety or depression, and I just want them to think of this: "Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?" "That is the only time a man can be brave."

“bravery doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. it means you go anyway”

#professionalfobtrash #owl post #ella

[mojsvijet]

Songs I’ve been listening to on repeat:

Tagged by @vogelmeister (hello Australian Me)

Taking the top 5 from statsforspotify.com for the past 4 weeks and...

Vanishing Paycheck - Stella Jang. A friend sent this to a Discord contest and I just love the vibes. It’s in Korean but feels super French (probably because the artist lived in Paris for a while...)

Paris me dit (Yalla) - Ali. Ok I know that this was in CVQD and didn’t make it to the final but I LOVE THIS SONG. It hits hard for Personal Reasons.

Невозможное возможно - Dima Bilan. Just a bop and honestly this should have been sent to ESC 2006 instead of Never Let You Go.

Sveta ljubav - Maja Blagdan. *screams in croatian*. Maybe this is my winner of 1996. Maybe.

Främling - Carola. Yes it’s Ms. “Gonna come back to Melfest with a Jesus song”. Don’t care. This is her best Eurovision song and it should have probably won 1983.

Tagging @volevisolosoldi @passingowl @professionalfobtrash @saeroses and @uwu-vision

#era's music taste #era muses #music #eurovision #am i predictable enough yet?

[samyelbanette]

I’d just like to remind everyone that the Dutch girl from my group chat who said “why isn’t your Big Bird blue?” is @professionalfobtrash

#Emma started this whole thing and I wouldn’t be Internet Famous without her #sesame street

[thealogie]

@professionalfobtrash it’s the quebecois remake of house that only exists in my head

[rpf-bat]

@professionalfobtrash I’ve got my Clandestine hoodie on but it’s not helping me much ;_;

#idk if the thing you said about the Mediterranean is true or not? #but I’m originally from the South. I’m not built for this shit 🥶

[rpf-bat]

As I begin working on my Flufftober Blind Channel drabbles, I count myself extremely lucky that my one (1) European Tumblr friend just happens to live in the city where Eurovision 2021 took place.

@professionalfobtrash

#HI EMMA PLS ANSWER MY DM #I’m writing Joel x Reader rn

[samyelbanette]

@professionalfobtrash still doesn’t know how to cope with what her off-handed comment about Dutch Big Bird started 😂

#sesame street

[samyelbanette]

Oh my god, in reference to your big bird post, I had this conversation with my friends just a few days ago.

Pretty much the exact same conversation that @professionalfobtrash and I had, that inspired my post 😂😂

#he’s only blue in the Netherlands and nobody from the Netherlands seemed to be aware of this until my post went viral lol

[samyelbanette]

@professionalfobtrash doesn’t know how to handle the Sesame Street discourse we started

[rpf-bat]

Rules: Google your name + your favourite colour + “aesthetic.” Take the first 4  non-collage images and voilà: your aesthetic moodboard!

Thanks for the tag @robinruns!

I’ll tag @thorn-apple-thekilljoy @burning-river-ghost @professionalfobtrash

[rpf-bat]

Thank you @robinruns for tagging me in this game!

Nickname: None really...but I dyed my hair purple two days ago and my coworker said she’s going to call me Violet from now on 😂

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 5’6”

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Musician: MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE!!

.......but I also love FIATFV, FOB, P!ATD, MSI, TØP, Andy Black, Green Day....the list goes on lol

Last Thing I Googled: “my chemical romance tour?”

Song Stuck In My Head: Nearly Witches by Panic! At The Disco

Following: 276

Followers: 2,430 on this blog. 1,127 over on my main (if anyone wants to see me blog about how much I love Pokémon,hmu lol)

Amount of sleep: about 5.5 hours last night (my Halloween party ran kinda late, and I had to get up and go to work the next morning)

Lucky numbers: 13

Dream job: Music journalist, interviewing bands for Alternative Press. Or Kerrang

Wearing: a grey button down shirt and black slacks (normiecore work clothes....you best believe I’m gonna change when I get home). But I do have my black leather jacket on over it at least. And a black choker necklace with a crescent moon on it.

Favorite Song: Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance

Instruments: none, I don’t have the fine motor skills for that shit

Random facts: (related to the above comment) I’m on the autism spectrum

Aesthetic: Playing heavy metal on a Hello Kitty CD player, body glitter and black lipstick, a skull with a pink bow on its head, #pastelgoth, cute little girls with absurdly large knives, #scenecore

I tag @eerie-von and @professionalfobtrash!

[rpf-bat]

The ‘Vampirefuckers’ Group Chat Out Of Context, Pt. 7

As always, shoutout to @eerie-von, and @professionalfobtrash, for continuing to say weird shit.

“So, fuck it, I’mma eat the Egg Rolls of Unrequited Love”

“Mr. Beefyarms McSkullsInMyHouse FuckYouI’mNotMovingMyBrickserton sounds more like an Aries”

“Dumbasses of a feather flock together”

“Wait, why are you marrying me?”

“Don’t want that cold hard panty sniffer cash?”

“We love you!! And that gremlin motherfucker too!!”

“What, you *dont* wanna think about shaggy haired screamo men when you’re about to stick your dick in somebody?”

“The oat religion!”

“I think one necrophilia ballad is enough for today”

“danny is his own sleep paralysis demon”

“Allow me to afterwards introduce you to what I lovingly call my drawing of penis seals”

“I said that the dicks were the final nail in his coffin”

“Can we just. Venmo each other our boob fat”

“Schlorped my oatmeal like sonic on crack cocaine”

“The proper grammar of dragging bitches”

“my demon persona

doot doot the clown”

“no gods no masters only doot doot the clown”

“this is just ass training”

“we’re here for a trans inclusive pegging chinese universe”

“Hexagonical shazam”

“happy birthday go steal julian’s dick knives 🔪”

“TFW your new gf uses magic to make you look exactly like your ex bf so you don’t get arrested for homicide”

“Oh yeah bombs be chillin here”

“let he who is without thirst cast the first thot stone,,”

“you know what’s annoying?? bottom activation at work”

“Does me sending pictures of my thighs and half my butt to my friend upon her request make me a patron of the arts?”

“platonic dick observing”

“catch me in an aerial swing dooting my way through hell”

“I kept my undies on but the paramedics definitely saw what color they were”

““Killjoys never give up. So go get that scented candle bitch”

“Why is he graffitiing the fruit?”

“In other news humans should not have evolved to have lips. Do not fight me on this.”

“One day it’s the blueberry harvest

Next day it’s the head harvest....”