#qsmp godesses

[guckies]

I see your Grace as the anger/mourning goddess and i raise you

Grace as the Goddess of Fate/Destiny!!!

#grace is slimes gf for anyone unaware #qsmp #qsmp goddesses #qsmp slimecicle #like please shes so sweet and i cant tie her to any strong negative emotions #also it makes sense with charlies slime hybrid thing hes got going on #cause if she controls fate then she’s probably controlling slimes so that he lives longer but she also tries to let him live his life #qsmp godesses

[louissatturi]

RICHARLYSON INTERACTING WITH GODDESS OF CREATION MINE

[TRANSLATION]

(Mine): hiii richinhas, good afternoon

(Mike): *reading richarlyson's plaque* "hi" look at his little dance

(Mine): that is defenily- im defenily not possed, its me normaly mikhael

(Mike): HELP RICHAS HELP

(Mine): shuuuush *laughs and leaves*

(Mike): i'm being possed *laughs*

(Mike): *reading richarlyson's plaque* "i already got accustomed by those sponenious possesions"

#qsmp #godesses mine #q!mine #mikethelink #q!mike #tazercraft #qsmp mike #mike qsmp

[manglechan1204]

Am I the only one being so happy about Missa's mom (aka La Catrina ? ) being canonised in his last stream ?? It means that Chayanne is not protected by only one but 2 deities !!

#Idk but knowing that missa side of the family is also looking after them is warming my heart sm #It was so cute when he said that his mom follows what chayanne does a lot #I love theemm #question mark to La Catrina cause if we go that path it means that there is 2 godesses of death in this univers ? #I'm sure we can make it works #but another day #Also to be clear he didn't say that his mom was La Catrina it's just most people draw her as such #and its a pretty cool hc since missa is often portrayed as some sort of reaper #but yeah he just said his mom followed what chayanne did on social media sfkssf #chayanne the egg #qsmp chayanne #missasinfonia #qsmp #qsmp spoilers #mangle rambles

[quesadillayuri]

do u guys ever think about how the partners of those on the qsmp are gods and/or godesses in the lore. unrelated did u know that tommyinnit and tubbo underscore are legally married. just thought that was interesting.

Tubbo is, admittedly, not the best person. 

He’s kind of a bit of a dick. He’s reckless, doesn’t have much regard for his own personal safety, let alone others, and he can be callous and rude and prickly and blunt. He’s not afraid to push buttons, literally or metaphorically, and he can be... explosive. Destructive, even. To say the least.

On further introspection, Tubbo realizes that he’s actually a lot more than a bit of a dick. 

He doesn’t deserve this though. Probably.

Tubbo can’t remember much, but he’s almost entirely sure that he’s done nothing to deserve this. Literally no crime ever committed, ever, is worth this punishment.

“I hate you,” Tubbo sighs, for the ninetieth time in the past four minutes, “I hate you so much.” He pulls off his jacket, slipping his arms out of the sleeves and tossing the jacket in the general direction of the prick that can’t quite leave him alone. Tommy recoils at the jacket thrown across his face suddently, letting out a —incredibly cathartic for Tubbo— squak of surprise. Tubbo stomps away, leaving Tommy to reel away in his overblown, exaggerated horror at Tubbo’s dastardly actions, or whatever.

“This is, quite literally, very homophobic of you, Toby,” Tommy says, all faux-shock and concern, like Tubbo will believe him for a second. “Truly just so homophobic, I’m writing a twitlonger as we speak because Jesus, Toby—”

“You’re not even gay!” Tubbo bites out, left eye twitching. He stomps away, leaviTommy gasps at this, and Tubbo reminds himself that wringing his neck is not an option, despite it looking more and more appealing by the second.

“Oh, and how do you know that?” Tommy argues, walking right on Tubbo’s heels, “You really can’t base things on stereotypes, Toby, it’s incredibly offensive, you know? Just because I look straight and sound straight and act straight and— Oh, hi Em— say I’m straight doesn’t mean I am. What about me is straight to you?”

“Well, maybe the girlfriend, if I had to hazard a guess,” Tubbo says sarcastically, “Although I suppose that’s not relevant right now?”

He’s joking, obviously, because it’s very relevant.

“Oh Toby— Toby, Toby, Toby. Sweet, young Toby,” Tommy starts, and Tubbo knows he is not planning on stopping, “Of course, that’s not relevant. I’m talking about our marriage!”

“We’re not married,” Tubbo says, for the one-hundred ninetieth time in the last five minutes. 

“Oh, ho-ho, but we are!” Tommy says, and Tubbo weighs the pros and cons of killing himself rapidly and graphically by throwing himself out of the nearest possible window. The pros are not currently outweighing the cons, but with how this conversation is going, they probably will soon.

“Sign the fucking divorce papers, Tommy,” Tubbo sighs, a little angry about how long this has been going on for, but mostly tired and resigned. And angry, because Tommy’s neck is looking so, so wringable right now, but mostly tired.

Tommy just laughs, and disappears in that frustrating, echoey way they all do. Em’s never far behind him, but Tubbo dispairingly turns to her at the kitchen counter anyway, for his own comfort. To her credit, she does offer him a smile, but at best it’s pitying, and at worst it’s amused. Tubbo thinks it might be both.

“I’d say I’m sorry, but I think we both know it’s going to take more than that to get him to sign those papers,” Em says, and Tubbo groans.

“Why don’t you tell him?” Tubbo asks, desperate, but knowing the answer anyway.

“Because this way, it’s—”

“One thousand times funnier,” Tubbo finishes for her. He lacks the energy to even attempt to mock Tommy’s tone, but Tubbo hears his voice ringing in his head anyway. Em laughs, and then she disappears too. Tubbo squints at the place where they both were, like if he stares for long enough they will both reappear as reasonable, normal, willing-to-sign-the-divorce-papers sort of people. They don’t, because God hates Tubbo, and the world hates Tubbo, and the universe hates Tubbo.

The only thing that the universe did right was make sure that Tommy didn’t have the foresight to make him sign a prenup. At least Tubbo can get Tommy’s money when he finally signs the divorce papers.

If he ever signs the divorce papers.

Tubbo slams his head against the wall again.

-

Tubbo_: never get married

pactw: ?

Tubbo_: dont do it pac

pactw: ???????

#sorry i think im Really funny #also this has been stuck in my head all day bc i think marriage fraud tommy & tubbo is so fucking funny to me #like yea. tommy conned that man into getting married. #nothing better than that #tommyinnit #tubbo #qsmp #clingy duo #fanfic #fanfiction #.writing

[jams-sims]

Did Forever community ever make that lore for his girlfriend? Cause if not I sumbit my bid to make his gf the goddess of life. Treat it ala Philza wife godess of death.

Cause i think it would be funny if Forever gf also took over his character to explore qsmp.

#philza #qsmp #qsmp forever

[ducksbyday]

Hello tumblr people

I accidentally gaslit myself into waking up way too early. So, here's a random thread of duos that have never interacted before (but I think would be bangers).

(qsmp!) Baghera Jones and (dsmp!) Captain Puffy: mother core but also terrifying when provoced. If they had become president, life would've been beautiful.

(qsmp!) Antoine Daniel and (dsmp!) Schlatt: SCAMMING. SO MUCH SCAMMING. But in a way where people know Schlatt is a horrible scammer, so all negative attention is focused on him, allowing Antoine to absolutely ransack everybody.

(dsmp!/osmp!) Tommy and (qsmp!) Cellbit: "He's so cool and knows so much. I need to see and know everything" vs "holy shit this kid is obsessed. I want him to leave me TF alone, but also he'll do anything I tell him to and I can definitely use that to my advantage"

(dsmp!) tubbo, (qsmp!) Maxo and (qsmp!) aypierre: holy shit we can make nukes.

(qsmp!) Misa and (dsmp!) Kristen: The Godess of death (with the goal of keeping the dead dead) meeting a living, breathing skeleton would be quite a interesting time.

And one a very specific flavour of nerds

(Kingdom!) DusDavid, (qsmp!) Foolish, (dsmp!) BBH, (osmp!) Philza: holy shit, I might be God.

#qsmp #origins smp #Dsmp #the kingdom ddg #“I could be god” but as in: David hates it; Foolish loves it; BBH isn't one but thinks he is; and Phil isn't one but acts like it

[greaterspawnislands]

I have questions about Philza hardcore season 4 lore

Can you tell me about Godess Rose's personality? I saw a theory that she is who sent Philza to the birdhouse but she seems too aware and kind to do that, I think.

The other gods in Philza's HC lore seem to have straight forward personalities: Ender King: Greedy, Blaze Empress: Badass, Ocean Overlord: Himbo

Also how do the gods view Philza? Is he like a a stray dog you see at work sometimes to them or a coworker or a flying bug that likes to hear their stories?

Okay so touching on the first bit, her connection to the birdhouse. My interpretation of it was not that she sent Phil to the birdhouse maliciously, but touched it in a way to protect him. It's in the little details - note the way that Cucurucho placed a security craft door at the end of that stream, and when Phil 'woke up' there the first time, the door was a wooden door covered in vines. I think that whatever the Federation tried to do to Phil, Rose actually interfered and softened that blow, maybe by sending Phil to dream of the hardcore world? There's still some fuzzy stuff in there - why did Rose obscure herself from Phil for so long, et cetera, and I don't quite know what to make of that yet. perhaps time will tell.

Here's what we know about Rose as far as her personality: she's the oldest and the most powerful of the gods, and she is first and foremost a pacifist. But she's a pacifist insofar that like. her primary goal is protection of her realm, and she doesn't take any of the ender king's shit when he tries to fuck with them. in phil's hardcore world, he built a pumpkin farm which he covered with a big void spike, identical to the ones that pop up from the floor of nethervoid (all of which are from ender) and he had the overworld void spike sliced in half by rose, as she put a very swift stop to the Ender King trying to take over her Greater Spawn Islands domain. So, she's a pacifist, and she's also a caretaker - see how she restored Flowerfall when the Ender King took that from the Ocean Overlord, she did that for Ocean since he wasn't awake to do anything about it himself, though iirc she was a little peeved by his sleepiness that led to inaction.

She's a pacifist, but very far from a doormat, she just prefers to use her powers to heal and restore rather than to attack. But she still went along with Ocean's plan to flood the End, and so on. Protection is really her primary goal.

And as for how the deities view Phil...honestly that's something we're still learning in QSMP. In Hardcore, Phil doesn't reallllyyy interact with the deities At All. speaking strictly canonically, hc!phil entered the world after all of the great events between the deities occurred, and he functions as an archeologist/historian as he explores the world. While cc!phil is building all of these big projects, hc!phil is more like...uncovering them, and learning about the histories of these realms as he does so. hc!phil doesn't actually come in contact with the deities ever, that's not something phil ever rps during hardcore portions of his stream. So the relationship that q!phil has with the deities is something we're still learning about, but what we know is that Phil remembers enough of Rose to know that she's a safe presence, and he remembers enough of Ender to know that he's fucking terrified of him and his abilities. But what we've seen in those streams is pretty much all we've got.

#philza s4 #break-the-glass-block

[odusseus-xvi]

HELL YEAH GODESS HORTY POSSESSING BAGHERA TO VISIT QSMP LEZGO

#qsmp #qsmp baghera jones #qsmp horty

[tubborucho]

yes this au (maybe au? headcanon thing whatever) gets my cogs turning

I like the idea that the reason Tommy is the most present in q!Tubbo’s life is that he used to be a follower of Tommy’s, probably before he was even on the island and because of Tommy’s nature, being a demigod of mischief and all, he just went and befriended Tubbo, and it only made Tubbo’s curiosity and excitement and just.. general tubbo-ness more prominent and there

I think q!Tubbo tells Tommy things that happen right after they do, because he’s one of the demigod’s most loyal followers.

I love love love Beky being the demigod of sanity and that being more than just staying sane. I think q!Tubbo follows a lot of demigods rather than godesses, and with his very open mind it’s very easy to take control of him. Beky especially, because of the whole sanity thing and understanding of oneself. She knows q!Tubbo, because he is one of her followers and whenever he talks to her (not pray, because i imagine he just starts talking into the air to whichever demigod is there that day) it helps him stay away from like.. breaking into the feds buildings or committing illegal acts

not a lot of thoughts on piso but the idea of him just talking through q!tubbo and q!tubbo being like “lol sorry one of the demigods i’m friends with is currently inside my head”

i would try and think about which goddess jack would be an angel of, if i was more sure on what they all are because i’m only certain of kristin being death

also mentioning the q!tubbo talking into the air, i think he absolutely knows which one is present. Like, he probably sees them even if others don’t

q!phil and q!wilbur are probably the only ones who can see tommy (because he’s been on their streams before when they’re on qsmp)

Omg, yeah, definitely. Live the whole clingy duo part and what you said about Tubbo just talking instead of praying. Very him core.

I do think that q!Phil and q!Wilbur know Tommy because of their connection to Kristin. I think a demigod of mischief might just be under her management in this pantheon.

#liss writes posts #qsmp #liss answers asks #q!tubbo

[poltergeist-coffee]

THE BIRD HEADCANON IS REAL BAGHERA GOT WINGS TOO??? But what type of bird is Jaiden? A blue jayden? Cellbit's is having a hard time trying to figure out those feathers A BAD ASKING FOR THE PRESIDENCY WHAT THIS DEMON MAN IS THINKING- BUT THAT LIL DAPPER IS SO FASDFASHFUSAHUFAS I MISS THE EGGS- And Cellbit just found a site and gasped and now is playing swan lake(I think) for dramatic effect

I think he is deviating from his objective because he is looking at replicas of skulls but they are cool And people on the chat are saying to take the site down(cuz apparently that ended up happening on the other site from much people acessing it) Yeah he got distracted KKKKKKKKK And he keeps biting his tongue

Rip Maximiliano btw WE GOT TRATIORS FROM INSIDE THE FEDERATION??? LES GOOOOOOOO On a unrelated note, I've discovered the Cellbit's discord being a god hc and now it is living in my mind rent free Talking about gods, what type of god every wife of the qsmp is? Kristen is the godess of death of course, I think Mine is the godess of creation and I've saw somewhere that Felps' girlfriend talked about the hc that she's the godess of the impossible and falling in love with Felps because he is unpredicatable And a friend of mine talked about Lore being the godess of love and Cellbit being her diciple But I don't know about the others(like Matt and Roier's girlfriend) The god hc is the coolest thing ever and nobody can't convice me otherwise -Plate anon again, still can't put emojis

i don’t know what bird jaiden is but she’s a pretty bird :DD i lov her wings so much

I THINK HE SHOWED IT TO JAIDEN EARLIER AND SHE IDENTIFIED EVERY SINGLE FEATHER LIKE IT WAS NOTHING AMKNFIHSJS SHES JUST A LITTLE BIRD!! SHE KNOWS BIRDS!!

YEAAAAA I LOVE THE GODESS HCS!! i remember seeing someone hc Missa’s gf also as something to do with death? maybe of like the afterlife? Personally i headcanon slime’s gf (grace) as a goddess of nature <33 i think matt actually chose what he’s a god of but i cant remember what it is TT forever gf also chose somethign but MY MEMORY IS REALLY BAD IM SO SORRY,,,

Jaiden’s roommate i’ve seen people call “lady luck” because he’s super lucky and jaiden is not. he gets to be honorary “goddess/god” status <33

#✉️ asks or whatever #🍽️ anon

[louissatturi]

New god in the godess qsmp realm!

"Welcome @/cinemagrath to the group of qsmp wives"

"He will be a goddess with us"

"kkkkk UAI BUT I ALREADY WAS I JUST MULTIPLIED, beat it crazy"

"YOU ARE A QSMP WIVE SQUARED NOW"

The guy is Matt, he is also a content creator and he is bagi's boyfriend!

#qsmp #matt #cinemagraph #qsmp goddesses #i hope he is a sea god