"Someody who's good at the economy please help me budget this burger. My family is dying."
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I hate looking for the extractinator in Terraria it can be such a pain
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She has a mod that lets you craft the extractinator out of wooden crates, he just doesn't feel like fishing and would rather die a million times to antlions things to find one in the underground desert for some reason.
Hey who put that there
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Running into a third grade classroom and tearing off my shirt like a Hulkamaniac becoming Hulk-a-maniacal on his vitamins: “it’s time to settle this— how many sides does a triangle *really* have??”
Leaving three minutes later with a diploma. Not my diploma. One i pulled off the principal’s wall. Good enough.
This is how i win. 👨🎓
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#PIRACYSWEEP !!!
ID: a series of Minecraft text chat.
falsesymmetry entered a 1x Champion's Abode Vault!
<Etho> oh snap
<iskall85> oO
<iskall85> is this an open for all type of vault?
<falsesymmetry> not for theives
<iskall85> aww, poor etho
<Etho> I'm not a thief
<Etho> I am a pirate
<iskall85> thats based
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wow what was that guys haha. I am so normal and should be trusted around the frontman of hit rock revival band the strokes
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horror was a good genre for amc to start the like discounted mystery movie ticket thing with both because it adds suspense (can't look up spoilers) and because horror movie fans will eat any garbage off the floor
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The only good thing about Twitter is the reader added context
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They should introduce Twitter-style community notes to Tumblr but only for objective factual errors in posts about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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don' dweeblog
For the last few days I've been waking up absolutely covered in sweat and freezing but just now I napped for like 3 hours and woke up covered in sweat and hot
Is this hot flashes
Is it menopause time
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sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffnsniffsniffsniff
ah fuck i've attracted the weirdos who like girlsmell!!! HELP!!!!
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new dialogue unlocked: parents explaining to you how you could not possibly be autistic because you were oh so normal as a kid and surely there would have been signs
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i am a mentally healthy, upstanding tumblr user
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We're not making it out
[ID: cropped screenshot of a tumblr post, outlined in red to differentiate it as an image. it reads:
4. yes, you are also meant to share your subscription with your friends. OUR login details. THAT'S fucking socialism.
#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim
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