#really dramatic funny plays

[sieglinde-freud]

thinking about fire emblem fates again which always means im thinking about them again help me

#one day u will all wake up. until then… #fe nyx #fe laslow #fe14 #fe shitpost #fire emblem #i do think it would be funny if nyx was actually just in her forties or something #ik the implication in game is that she’s much older cuz she talks like a grandma #in my head ive always placed her more at like 60-70 #but also she got cursed when she was pretty young and do you know how arrogant young people are about age. #when ur twenty anything above 28 is grandma #source: me (KIDDING IM KIDDING IM KIDDING IM KIDDING) #yall are young!! okay!!!! #like wouldnt it be funny if this whole time she was only like 42 and just really dramatic about it #‘back in my day’ and ur day is just like the first blackberry phone #ugh. i miss her :( #i can play fates at any time and i regularly use her in heroes but i miss her

[byanyan]

anyway today was a bit of a rough one for me so lemme leave u all w some pics of my dog pouting to cheer up anyone else who might need it

#can u tell I love sharing pics of him..... he's so funny #in the one on the right... he can lay there and stare into my room so he'll do that sometimes when he wants smth #usually an extra treat after I've already given him the dessert that I accidentally got into the habit of giving him every night #or if he wants to play. every now and then I'll just hear him whine or sigh in this really pathetic way #while he staaaaares into my room like a big dramatic baby #until I inevitably get up to give him exactly what he wants smh #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.

[clownprince]

The Batman (2022) slapped for multiple reasons but one of the main ones being that Reeves and Pattinson clearly understand that authentic Batman is not a male power fantasy, but actually one of the most pathetic and embarrassing men of all time. In this essay I will

#this is a pro-reevesverse house btw #if that hasn't been made clear already #no but really I love b22 so fucking much #pattinson fucking GETS batman #I mean within the first like fifteen minutes we had bruce hit alfred with the you're not my dad #eyeliner streaming dramatically down his face #nirvana playing in the background #emo ass haircut from like the 2000s #and then we get to see him being SO unbelievably pathetic with selina it is so funny #I will never get over that scene of bruce just looping that video of selina. staring at her with fucking heart eyes #he's the human version of a wet cat. and it slays #b22 #batman #my stuff #text post

[mihai-florescu]

I genuinely get more satisfaction from a stranger online saying they liked my post than any school project ive ever done

#the people who said they liked my ritsu propaganda...kissies u #well one of them has me blocked on main im pretty sure #which makes this funnier #part of why i like to separate my socmeds do u know how funny it is for someone to like u on one and have u blocked on another #i met 2 of my favorite mutuals like this #that was unrelated but it happens often enough that im delusional enough to think everyone who has me blocked will become #my friend one day #remember my one post about being in a slowburn enemies to lovers with every mil. yeah i played it up to be more dramatic #but did i tho #i dont really treat life as real and the internet is all a game

[ratgirrrl]

just remembered that musicals are the best form of art to ever exist ever (<- watched new starkid musical)

#ok rant!!! #i looooooooved loved loved loved npmd it was so fun #its not quite as good as twisted or tgwdlm but it was so campy and fun and funny!!! i missed that #black friday was kind of a huge miss for me i guess they tried to take a more serious and dramatic approach witch respect ofc BUT #i think they thrive most with that sort of campy foolishness as their usul works with the sprinkle of incredebly dramatic and tragic moment #and they work even better because the rest of the musicals are so silly and goofy so these moments hit you right through the heart #like twisted and twdlm #also i just missed them being funny. thats all #also loved the new addition the guy who played max was soooour good #and the girl who played shapiro i hope she'll get bigger roles in future roles her voice is beautifil #ALSOOO #Mariyah playing the main character finallyyyyy #i wanted her to be in the main role since tgwdlm and she killed it!!! #joey lauren and jon too #love them #anyway. it was really good. cant wait to see their next work #FORGOT TO ADD some songs are absolutely insane literall monster is a certified banger

[aces-to-apples]

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Marina, is it? Speak to a therapist (or potentially a psychiatrist) about your obsessive and compulsive tendencies which are ruining both your own mental health and your ability to interact with others in healthy, constructive ways without lashing out at strangers for harmless and meaningless differences in opinion.

#this is especially funny because it's clearly copy-pasted and sent to anyone who's ever posted about iorveth/roche #and i know that without checking because i've only ever played witcher 2 #i don't know or give a shit about ciri in game context and i don't know who the other characters in those ships are #really and truly; sincerely; seek professional help for whatever breakdown you're having #it's impeding your ability to function in life and society and also it's annoying me personally #anon ask #anon hate #fandom harassment #fandom slapfight #fandom bullshit #on the other hand the unhinged and unsolicited asks are ALSO personally entertaining because i love drama #and marina or whatever the name is is nothing if not dramatic to an excessive obsessive and moderately concerning degree #the unhinged witcher anon aka marina

[skitskatdacat63]

I feel like at least several times a month, I have a random insane revitalization of my love for The Smiths. Not that I ever stop loving them, but I'll listen to some song and then suddenly fall into this pit of just deep, intense love for their music again where I can't stop listening to their music on repeat and watching live performances and looking at pics like AAAAAHHHHHH WHY IS THEIR MUSIC SO GOOOD?????? WHY IS IT PERFECT?????? WHY WERE THEY SO GENDER???????

(songs I am feeling intense brainrot over rn in case you're curious: "I Want The One I Can't Have(live)", "Stretch Out and Wait(live)", "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby", "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others(demo)", "What She Said", "The Boy With The Thorn in His Side(live)"(p.s. I Want The One I Can't Have is Martian-coded to me, pls listen)(also it reminds me of that movie I watched yesterday)

#i want the one i cant have is playing on repeat in my brain rn and i watched a live performance and i was tearing up. why am i like this #the live versions of their songs are just incredibly good like at an insane level to me #i know the guitar is very complicated bcs my brother is equally obsessed w the smiths and rants to me abt how hard their music is to play #so the fact that their live performances are equal if not better than their studio versions is crazy #and i love the way he sings in live versions AAAAHHHH like just so over the top and dramatic #i absolutely love singing along to music and their songs are perfect bcs i can be as dramatic and loud as i want #and that hes singing perfectly and dramatizing it so much also while dancing along to it on stage?????? #their music has an energy to it in every single aspect that no other band will ever be able to reach for me #i spent so much of today just dancing along to their music and singing over the top. i just felt so joyful 🥹🥹🥹🥹 #GAAAHHHH sorry i just am really in it rn hahaha #its just crazy to me ig that ive listened to these songs so many times and they still fill me with such emotion #my mom sings and dance along w me tho shes like 'wow youre so energetic today did you hit your head or smth' 😭😭😭 #also was losing my mind looking at their pictures today and gahhhhhhhhb such gender envy their gender is unmatched to me #but its so funny every time i get gender envy over smiths era morrissey + #because theres some pics of my dad from that same period of time when he was younger where he literally looks exactly like morrissey #SIR WHY DID I NOT INHERIT YOUR LEVEL OF GENDER???????(my dad was a icon sjdkkd we look alike tbh) #anyways: i feel very joyful and energetic about their music. they just make me so happy and i want to dance around again 🥹 #i think this recent lapse into the pit was bcs i listened to the demos/live versions on The Queen is Dead deluxe edition #and im like ....how the fuck are they this fucking good?????? #hehehe tho my passion has affected others 🤭 #my brother is learning some songs on guitar atm and waxes poetic abt their instrumentals #my dad always listens to their entire discography when he needs background music. and my mom sings and dances w me #sorry this is unhinged i just feel a lot of serotonin bcs their music and i need to infect other people LMAO #maybe i need to make another web weave #catie.rambling.txt

[hirookouji]

Sometimes I remember akashi and kuroko were supposed to be brothers, and that makes everything 10 times funnier because imagine beefing with your own brother over basketball going to different schools and everything just to see each other back home for the holidays.

when i learned that fact i was dying of laughter trying to figure out how fujimaki was planning on pulling that off logistically. kuroko at the dinner table going 'yeah i hate how the teiko team works and akashis mindset for everything. it really pisses me off so im gonna go to a completely different school and beat him in nationals to make my point. anyways can you pass me the soup please akashi its on ur side of the table'

#LIKE????? #'do u wanna talk this out together at home like a family?' 'no not really. ill see u on the court bitch get ready to play' #i think fujimaki shouldve rolled with it #it wouldve upped the drama and soap opera antics to a 10 #it really is SOOO funny and dramatic #two ppl who just cant see eye to eye on something so instrumental in both of their lives. u see him every weekend bc hes ur brother #just like most families really #thinking of the meme where its like 'i cant stand her ass' and then two seconds later 'me and the besties!!!' #sleepzonesworld #asks

[airenyah]

anyway 11 episodes done and ohm's character is yet to be wounded by a gunshot

#pat napat jindapat still holding his position of being the only character from ohm's filmography #that has ever been shot with a gun #despite being of a romantic comedy genre #pat got shot #but not korn. not phukao. not nawa. #i can't remember if they had guns in blacklist but. not highlight. #no. it just had to be pat. #this will never not be funny #airenyah plappert #double savage #adrm #i hope i'm not jinxing it jkfdgdfjkg what if korn gets shot next week #or what if he dies by gunshot wound. what am i gonna do then huh. huh??? #i really wanna see how long ohm can go on playing dramatic roles in dramatic dramas without ever being touched by a bullet #pls don't let that fun be over next week please i'm no longer religious but prayer circle everyone

[stalactites]

the way nandor called out baby!! when he found baby colin robinson..... i can't go on

#we are colin's two gay dads #i did think the nandor and laszlo plot line was very fun and funny #made even funnier by the fact that these supposed best friend hangs have never once been captured on camera #apparently these two guys were chilling CONSTANTLY and we never got to see it. robbed. #lmao but i REALLY appreciated how much of the character quirks they brought back this episode #like laszlo playing the flute for the animals #nadja singing girl in the village with the very small foot #nandor and his extremely dramatic letter reading #my besties <3 #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #superb owl party

[awaari]

The fact that today l found out you can buy DMMD on steam had me screaming - I’m just remember back in the day how it was a hassle to go through all the steps just to get the torrented version of the game working

#but the main point is that this game kinda scarred me for life when l played it in my college days #the art and music is really good tho but the story and subject matter was uh #too much for me lol #l had only cleared Clear's route and that's it #dramatical murder #text post #it's so funny to see it on steam now

[queen-mabs-revenge]

trying to be a human about it but.... the idea that richmond are challenging for the title after their season is already beyond credibility but i can handwave that away with some creative math...

but based on the 1st half of the season there is zero way man city was the penultimate match and so help me if they pull some west ham return leg bullshit next week -- that match away was in the middle of the first half of the season have some respect smdh my head

#ted lasso spoilers #half joking but not really? #esp bc so much of the season was voice-overs and unseen #you could have easily arranged the first leg around those voice-overs to get the second leg to be as dramatic as you wanted #without causing me agita personally #it's so funny bc people are always saying how shit the football play scenes look but my brain has 0 prob with them #but my god fucking around with the schedule? oh no no no no that's unforgivable apparently lmao

[crystalkleure]

You ever think about how Actually Pretty Damn Strong Zac must be? As in, in actual beybattle. The hobby of choice for 99% of the characters in this hobby anime.

We already know he’s hypercompetent at destroying people psychologically and trashing reputations, etc., and the confirmed existence of Casual Bey Magic probably means he can deep-fry you extra crispy with Zeus Lightning, so he’s Actually Hardcore Scary And Threatening, but he’s also apparently really good at just embarrassing you by spinning his spinny top better than yours. I guess it’s just not really emphasized because he very pointedly prioritizes his job as an idol over his spintop hobby – Zac was using beyblading stunts as a means to drum up the attention + enthusiasm of a crowd that he could then direct towards his concerts.

We know he’s one of The Four Spin Emperors in s1, but he never showed back up in the anime in later seasons. Probably busy doing idol stuff. In the manga, however, we continue to see him occasionally even as late as Sparking. And, at one point in Sparking, he’s shown as part of a mix that appears to be the global top 15 beybladers. He’s up there chilling in a WBBA meeting with people like Shu, Lui, Free, and the protags.

[...I can’t read Japanese, but judging by which characters these are and the type of meeting that appears to be going on, I’m PRETTY SURE “these guys are the Global Best 15″ is what’s being indicated here. Correct me if I’m wrong.]

So even in spite of Zac explicitly not focusing on beyblading – it comes firmly second to his career – he apparently has not stagnated. More than that, he’s maintained his ranking as One Of The Best, even as New Challengers Appear over the seasons.

HE’S A BUSY POP STAR/ROCKSTAR GUY, meaning he’s not even putting all [or even most] of his time and effort into this, and yet he evidently STILL makes time in his schedule to go beat ass at plastic toy battling, frequently and savagely enough to still be this relevant, YEARS into the series. This is an adult man at this point, with a VERY DEMANDING JOB, so beyblade is literally just a hobby to him, Just A Fun Thing To Do On The Side, and yet he’s still THIS EXTRA about it. He is One Of The Best, at something that does NOT even have his full attention. No Such Thing As Casual. Rather, this IS Zac’s version of “casual.” No Mercy.

Terrifying!

#Zac does not simply ''Have Fun.'' Zac Shows Off. #Zac does not have fun UNLESS he is showing off. This is HOW Zac has fun. #BeyBurst #Beyblade Burst #Zac the Sunshine #CK dissects #This is the guy that pulled that dramatic ''I am going to QUIT BEYBLADING. FOREVER. WOE.'' stunt after losing to Valt in s1 lmfao #Which was of course just to cause drama because he's Zac. He's Not Going Anywhere. #Once he decides he's gonna Do A Thing he is gonna Do The FUCK Out Of That Thing. You Do Not Outcompete The Zac. #His ego probably would not tolerate him letting go of or deteriorating at something; especially not something competitive like this #That Would Be A Form Of Admitting Defeat #Zac's Pride Says Absolutely Not #This is just a really funny mental image. Him telling his manager he's booked through next week not because he's scheduled to perform... #...but because he's gotta fly to like Spain or something in order to bully some children. This is not negotiable. He simply must. #It's a recurring thing he makes a point of continuing to do #Can't just play with the spinny tops every now and then with whatever random bladers are in the city he's currently in; no sir #Gotta go out of his way to scream at The Big Dogs specifically. Those 11-16 y/os SPECIFICALLY Need To Be Bullied. #lol I love Zac #Like...he's clearly famous enough that he doesn't NEED the Attention From Beyblading to then funnel towards his music gigs #He's literally just enjoying this #Spinny Top Violence Fun

[sar3nka]

Well fuck they can't remove the tumor in Bezi so it's pretty much a death sentence. The only hope is that her meds will stop the growth completely and she lives a month or 3 at best...

She's fine now, will talk to the vet a bit in like an hour and see what are the options. But the surgeon who called me to inform me abt all this told me not to get my expectations very high

#i just #i really had hope #i will have to have her put to sleep when she cant have a good quality of life anymore #it fucking scares me #i love her shes so innocent shes such a little child... #I swear that if it could help her I'd give her my organs I'd give her some of the years I have left #I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd do ungodly things #and yet i cant!!! theres nothing to do. nothing. #do you have any idea? how it feels? #im not being dramatic when i said i love my rats like a mother loves her children #and now I find out my little angel is not going to grow old #i wanna rip my throat out cause jt hurts from howling like a dying animal #i wish i could die for her #shes just a baby shes not lived even half of her life #as much as other rats dying did hurt. none were still babies. none acted like a baby. they all were grown up and all #and shes just a little innocent angel with funny eyes. who loves to play and kiss me and run around jumping up and down. silly #i feel like im gonna throw up its just a nightmare #i had so much hope this cant be real. please