#rexs ace sensibilities are getting hives

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Obi-Wan: *cooing and swaying and gently petting Anakin’s soft curls* -because you are grounded, forever, you will never be allowed outside the temple again because a bad man tried to groom you, yes that happened.

Anakin: *muffled* Master, your ample bosom is suffocating me.

Obi-Wan: *shifting just a little so Anakin can breathe*

Cody: God, I wish that were me.

Rex: *steps away from Cody so he doesn’t catch whatever fucked up cooties Cody got* ew!

Rest of the Council: *mopping up Palpatine’s body from his Kenobi Smackdown after he got caught being a little too creepy with Skywalker*

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #anakin skywalker #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #captain rex #codywan #it’s okay soka is safe with Plo rn she’s still at the temple #rexs ace sensibilities are getting hives