#rip dickmaster

[bibluebutterfly]

That smile he gives her before he dies…

HE LOVED HER DO Y’ALL UNDERSTAND?? THEY LOVED EACH OTHER 😭😭

#rip dickmaster #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin lute #hazbin adam #adam x lute

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

I thought Adam was either a demon or super fucking ugly cus he wore his Holy mask the whole time.

But finding out he's just a really normal ass looking guy is so funny to me.

There's just a normal pathetic misogynistic sadistic guy under there.

He's a Anon hater or Reddit mod behind the mask and that's pretty great.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #rip the dickmaster #what an amazing character #i would dispise him if he was real 😂

[pearl-blue-musings]

Can I join in???

Daylight - Taylor Swift with Adam 🥰

Specifically these lyrics if I can add

And I can still see it all (In my mind). All of you, all of me (Intertwined). I once believed love would be (Black and white). But it's golden (Golden). And I can still see it all (In my head). Back and forth from New York (Sneaking in your bed). I once believed love would be (Burning red). But it's golden. Like daylight, like daylight. Like daylight, daylight

Specific lyrics make everything so so so much better 🥰♥️

You sigh heavily as you walk into your apartment from work. You rest your back against the door and sigh heavily, running your hand down your face. Val took another large cut from your pay this evening and your rent is almost due. It didn’t help that some prick at the club tried ripping off your clothes for some “all access” he didn’t pay for. You know for a fact Val wasn’t gonna try and protect you; could be why he docked your pay for not being a whore like he wanted.

You bang your head against the door, tears threatening to fall as the pressure from work finally overwhelms you. It’s nights like these you wish there was a better way to live out your life as a demon. The outfit you had was expensive and a gift surely he’s gonna-

“Why the fuck are you on the floor stupid? I- hey! Why’s my favorite outfit ripped?”

You look up and realize your boyfriend, somehow the first man Adam, is looking down on you without his mask. You pout at him and shake your head. “Not now,” you mumble. For as long as you’ve been a demon in hell, being alone and thinking of love in a positive light would get you nowhere. Who would’ve thought your mind would be changed through the power of love from an Angel no less.

“Nuh uh, you are not allowed to sulk looking like a sexy bitch. Get up.” He extends his hand toward you, relenting as you take it. He lifts you you higher and off the ground so that he’s carrying you. You yelp until your hands wrap around his neck. “The only one allowed to touch you and violate you is me, the OG dickmaster. Now I gotta wash off this asshole’s touch from you. Let’s take a shower.”

You bury your face into his chest, not wanting him to see your embarrassed and flushed face. Why was this abrasive and aggressive man being so gentle with you? He walks the two of you to the bathroom and starts to run the shower. The gold in his eyes seems more radiant than usual and it makes you feel weirdly safe and in love.

Elle’s (non) wine night!

#elle’s musical moots #Lee🎗️ #yara’s shell friends #hazbin hotel adam #adam x reader #hazbin adam x reader #hazbin hotel adam x reader

[crooked-wasteland]

Hazbin Hotel Live Blog: Overture

. While I am being kind to the show as it is, I cannot push out of my mind the fact that this is still Vivienne Medrano, and while this seems to be an interesting direction the series is considering to take the story, I am lacking any intrigue. Medrano has a knack for interesting ideas, but once executed are often trimmed down from all nuance and then played in the most straight forward and storybook fashion.

Evil existed before and separate from Lucifer

Eve is linked to the root of evil through the animation

Dichotomy of Lilith and Lucifer

Why does Heaven think Hell will rise up?

Charlie is reading the storybook to herself. Aloud. And the reason is because she’s like a child seeking comfort. Also Charlie’s delivery of “Pretty worked up” is just feeling off. Like isn’t this supposed to be a somber moment? Why is it delivered so chipper? The pilot had her crying and singing a lamentation. Downgrade.

Info dump dialogue

“This kingdom was something she really cared about.”

Vaggie’s voice is such a downgrade. She sounds so uninterested.

“Daddy issues by fixing you” So alastor knows about Charlie’s family situation already.

The lineart around Alastor is so distracting. It’s so bizarrely thick.

I wish there was no dialogue

Her dad calls her but she is supposed to have a strained relationship.

I feel like Medrano doesn’t know what Angel Dust is. As in the actual drug. PCP is not Cocaine.

That was the worst segue into a song I ever saw.

“If you dont mind the smell, it’s a happy day in hell.” I hate this line.

Vaggie just never sounds right, does she? Her singing is so nasal dominate it doesn’t sound like her throaty modal voice.

What was the contract? What did it say? Why even have Charlie sign anything if we have no concept of what that is? It is such a rip off from Ariel’s contract in the Little Mermaid that it feels more like an Easter egg than relevant to the story actively being told. You need to show why the actions happening are taking place, you cant just do things and expect us to pick up the pieces for you. Are you trying to get across that Heaven is full of bureaucracy and paperwork? There is no receptionist and no other person in the building until she signs ONE paper. You failed at portraying an overabundance of bureaucratic red tape and it is distracting and infuriating. All I see are the better DISNEY MOVIES that were clearly just plagiarized. Not an homage, not inspired. Plagiarized.

Lucifer calls Charlie to meet Adam. Adam says he knows. So this doesn’t feel like this is Charlie filling in, the way the dialogue is written is that it was specifically planned for Charlie to meet Adam.

Everything has a gradient.

I bet $15 that the Dickmaster portion of Adam’s dialogue was Alex Brightman’s improv. I was not impressed by his Kaiju Dick improv in Oops and this is just as flaccid. Pun intended.

There is a clear discccrepency in talent between Alex and Erika. He has such a smoother voice and range while Erika feels like a Disney understudy where every delivery is pretty much identical to the last. Like the songs themselves are not doing her any favors. They range from bad to mediocre, and even in the better songs, there is always one horrifically bad lyric that just ruins the entire experience.

I like Lute. She feels like Peridot.

RIP Katie Killjoy.

Nifty is cute. The joke for her had a lot of potential of being hilarious but didn’t meet my threshold of comedy due to lacking a feel for Nifty. Imagine if she was in every scene with Vaggie talking her head off and never shutting up. Then when Vaggie is like, “If anyone can sell this hotel, it’s Nifty.” And we had this foundation that Nifty is known for being a huge chatterbox only to then be dead silent when the camera is on her. It would have been hilarious. But we see her once and she has one singular line previous. So it just feels like a cheap visual gag.

As a musical, it is lackluster. I see that Evil is something separate from Lucifer and something he dislikes. Lucifer is said to see free will as a spring of creativity, but humans used it to suck and that killed Lucifer’s love of life. In the meantime, Lilith is empowered by Hell. Hell fuels her sense of freedom, which she spreads through her “songs”. Only for her to just vanish I guess. She just hopes out without a word, Charlie says she must be doing something important over the last 7 years, but no inclination on what important things Lilith would be doing. Additionally, Lilith is said to have loved Hell, like Charlie. So it sets up this idea that Lucifer dislikes Hell or even hates it, while Lilith revels in it. Alluding to their marriage falling apart from this dissonance. At the same time, Lucifer calls Charlie to meet with Heaven, despite the pilot being canon. So we get the impression that Charlie and Lucifer had a falling out (“Maybe dad was right.”) but she doesn’t have much more than surprise at her father calling. Then he just sets up this meeting for her to meet with Adam off screen entirely. It is unclear how this was conveyed, but Lucifer doesn’t believe in Charlie and her meeting Adam has nothing at all to do with her hotel.

But the way Adam talks about the meeting is unusual in that it gives the impression that it wasn’t about Charlie “filling in”, but that this whole meeting was specifically set for Charlie and Adam. This is compounded by how the ending reads like they didn’t know if the angel was dead until that moment. So the extermination being moved up has nothing to do with the angel’s death. Maybe I’m wrong, but this all feels really disjointed.

But Lute really is just Peridot. So much so that when asked what I liked about the episode, I literally said “Peridot”, not Lute. The one good aspect of this episode is another stolen concept from a better show with a more competent creator. But I also like Alex Brightman’s singing. He is very talented and he does elevate the material by really playing with his delivery, but it’s still at best Mid due to the weak lyrics,

3/10

#hazbin hotel liveblog #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel #vivziepop critical #vivziepop #vivienne medrano #spindlehorse critical #vivziepop criticism #Hazbin Hotel episode 1

[kittenfangirl20]

*Adam and Angel Dust were hanging when Angel Dust’s cellphone rings, he looks at it and sees that it is Valentino calling*

Angel Dust: Fuck, it’s Valentino.

*Angel Dust answers the phone*

Angel Dust: Hello………… What do you mean I have to come in right now? I thought you said I could have the day off……….. I know, I know, you want to try some new stuff out, but I haven’t had the day off in a long time.

*Angel Dust looks defeated at whatever Valentino told him, before he could could respond by saying that he would come right away, Adam takes the phone from Angel Dust*

Adam: Hey shit stain, my friend has the day off and if he is forced to come in you are going to regret it!!!!!!

*Adam pauses because Valentino was probably saying something like “What are you going to do about it” while probably bringing up that he owns Angel Dust*

Adam: I was hoping you would ask that. I would rip off all you arms, wings, and legs, curb stomp your most likely unimpressive dick. Then I would barbecue you with my Hellfire, after that I would pin your charred remains to a billboard as a warning to anyone who thinks that they can fuck with my friends. Unlike Charlie who is a good kid, when I give a threat I have no problem following through with it.

*Adam then hands the phone to Angel Dust and after listening to what he had to say, Angel Dust hung up the phone*

Angel Dust: Well, turns out that not only do I not have to go in today. I now have the week off with pay and I am also getting a raise. Thanks Dickmaster.

Adam: Hey, what are friends for.

*Adam and Angel Dust fist bump*

#hazbin hotel #adam #hazbin hotel adam #sinner adam #angel dust #adam and angel dust being friends #valentino #fallen angel adam

[unfilteredaj]

HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 1 FINALE SPOILER REVIEW:

WARNING: SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT.

——

• ASHDJDHSHJD THAT CLIP OF CHARLIE IN FRONT OF ANGEL’S ROOM THAT MADE EVERYONE THINK HE DIED WAS JUST HER GETTING EMOTIONAL PRE-FIGHT AWE BLESS I LOVE CHARLIE SO MUCH. BBG.

• LUTE AND ADAM. I don’t think you heard me. I SAID LIEUTENANT DANGERTITS AND ADAM DICKMASTER. THE FIRST MAN AND HIS FAVORITE DESCENDANT. THEY ARE THE FUCKING BLUEPRINT.

• ADAM AND ALASTOR’S FIGHT? YOO!!!

•Alastor’s mic getting broke and getting to hear Amir’s sexy ass voice go “…fuck.” Will forever live in my brain rent free and I’m NOT kidding.

• I would hate fuck Adam he’s kind of hot tbh. Face reveal was WORTH IT. Rip I guess lmaooo

•LUCIFER COMING IN CLUTCH AT THE END. (Ten bucks says Jeremy Jordan can just DO THAT.)

•Alastor coming back after taking a minute to go ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL. Like bro just needed a second to tweak.

•SIR PENTIOUS OH MY FUCKING GOD. AND HE GOT ANGELFIED? IN HEAVEN. Upgrades, comrades, upgrades. Bless that snakey boy.

• Fucking LILLITH. For the last seven years of IGNORING HER DAUGHTER… had FUCKED OFF SOMEWHERE. On a BEACH. IN HEAVEN. Lillith is gonna be a problem I just have a FEELING.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers

[the-maladjustedjester]

Rip Adam first man dickmaster you would’ve LOVED ninja sex party

[meowfuckinhecc99-blog]

Your Ass Arms

Oh . A penis on fire should i get laid? Probly naht, no one appriciates my Oh . A penis on fire should i get laid? Probly naht, no one appriciates my oddly shaped ass. Lady: hey sir, why are you saying all these obscene things? Me:cuz you can go fuck a bag. Lady: you fat fucking cunt, bitch say it again , im finna come up on u like a jizz volcano ...yoinks. Me: (walks away) then this bitch comes up to me and rips my pants off and sets my dick to fire, i watched it burn, it was painfull, yet , kinda nice, I politely asked her why the hell she did this. She replied with: bitch fuck ur fruitloops ill shit in your damn cheerios, bitch i wish the fuck you would act all nice, wit u and yo skinneh ass arms.

Day2: so its fucking rush hour or some shit, and everybody tramples over that cunt bitch from yesterday, one persons foot got stuck six inches down her vagina, she moaned in pain, i laughed and said "a bitch aint so tough now hah!." So like it started raining, and ppl began to stumble on eachother, in oddly sexual positions, it was, ofcourse, a nude party , so natrually everyones boners would get in everyones asses, one guys dick fell so hard in the bitches mouth, that her throat gave in and blood began spewing out her throat., she was still a-fucking-live how in the acctual fuck does this bitch get to live? So i came up to her and asked her why she was still alive. To which she replies with a long drawn out biiiiiiitchhhh as all the blood, and cum from all the blowjobs she gave seeped from her mouth, i started maniacally laughing, as she took her very last gasp of air

The lady began to pull a large ass pubic hair from her teeth, with all the gross dick goop, and some old cum from when the guy had previously jerked off. Ugh the hair was so smelly, i could smell it from the safe two feet of distance which was originally 4 feet, but my cock had half hardened the other two feet. But then the blood and cum stopped pouring out of her mouth, and she wet her pants, for her dick too was begining to harden, but HOT DAMN YOWZA, she had a dragon sized dick, I fell in love instantly and hopped on top of it, and began to straddle her. The connection i felt between me and her was stronger than the stream of blood and cum , pouring out of her throat, which was always loose from sucking too many dicks, so natrually that happened anyway. And right as I was going to climax, a steam roller came up and fucked that bitches shit up. It flattened her face flatter than her tits which were normally coverd in piss cum and occasionally blood, Because her dick was so huge bitches bled when they sat upon it. She used her last dying energy to jam her dick so far up my asshole, it went into my throat, i knew at this point i wouldnt survive, i watched as everything...faded...away...it was my end

4: So like it was a rainy day or some shit(oh and btw i didnt die) and that fucknozzle whos dick got stuck in that bitch ass's mouth hole, was in the hospital, I couldnt help but bring him flowers. Aphrodisiacs to be exact. That mother fucker came so so hard the instant he saw me, so did I. I turned him over so I could fuck him in the ass, but he kept trying to put his mouth all over my dick so i gave up and let him. His mouth was so powerfull, I came out every last fucking oz. of cum in my body, and since my body is , or was 99.9999% cum thats ...acctually not alot. Wowwzers. He swallowed it. He swallowed it real good hehe. And his dick all if the sudden fucking broke in half and exploded from trying to achive a boner. Yaaaass, it was so glorious the fountain of blood piss and cum, that spurted out of his dick. I knelt to the ground and let it get all over me, it was so nice and warm. The nurse came in. And when she saw the events her dick rose up and broke the ceiling , making it fall thus resulting in her death. Yeah she ded as fuuuuuuck. She will be remembered by the jizz pile she left behind...Or so said the dickmaster at her memorial dick service. 1600 big black cocks were erected in her honor...i acctually cried a bit. I went home to masturbate, I needed to shake off all the sadness somehow. And it sure did, the stream of cum falling down my hard shaft, made me happy. I dipped my finger on it to taste it, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, it Fucking tasted fucking amazing as fuuuuck. I used the rest as a cheese substitute and bought it to my aunts house for a party. People gave me compliments and asked what i put in my maceronni, and when i told them their mood seemed to depress abit. Like holy damn, its jut fucking jiss bitches, nothing to be afraid of. And when i thought things couldnt get anyworse these little greedy bitch kids stole my rainbowscarf and my dildos. Those little assholes... Whatever i chose to let it go. Those were starting to develop permenant stains anyways.

5. One day after all the rain and fuck. I came upon this lady with some flyers. They read "dicks and genitles for sale 20$ or a kidney" My dick started to harden because of all the possible opprotunities that came to me. I was also kinda hungry. Somewhat for food, but mostly for a bigass deeuchk, YASSS. So I went to the adress on a flyer. I ended up at a sketchy motel where the same lady was sitting at a booth , while all the old genitles were begining to decompose. It was so fucking sexy, they were dripping flesh and cum everywhere and blood to. I browsed for a while until i came across the mosybeautiful think id ever seen. A super old vagina, that was as delicate at this point as soggy paper and it also had some potato salad looking stuff on the side, and a lot of the outer skin was there too. I picked it out , paid the lady my 20 bucks and went home. Before i straight up ate the seximous thing. Something occured to me. What iF i made a sandwhich with this? And sold it for 1,00,000$? HOLY SHIT I CAN FINALLY AFFORD A BIKE AT CERULEAN CITY. A small heartshaped tear of joy fell across my face. So I quickly ran to town to sell it. And i know what ur thinking , and yes I did fuck my dog And my cat before i left because if i didnt that would be bad manners . So anyways I ran to town, in the nude of course, with my big africanamericanimmagrentmiddleclasshomosexual dick flipped and flapped in the wind! When i got to a sexy enough place, bitches were all over the sandwhich. One person offered me 999,999 but they would finger my fuck hole for the extra dollar so i could cover for that. So anyways while the guy was fingering me the void in my asshole activated and sucked most of his arm in , all the way to his shoulder. At first it was strange adjusting to eachothers company but we then settled our differences. Later we would get married, adopt 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cats to fuck, and then 4 as pets. One time i diaread on his arm so hard it went down his throat, along with most of my jizz. And then one day i woke up sore as hell. My husband was on the floor, with half of his arm missing and blood splattered everywhere, I thought this was the sexiest thing in the whole damn universe, so I jumped on top of him and put his dick in my as, and I fisted him with the other half of his arm that i found in the dildo compartment.

Day. 6

(Sometime like 5 years in the future or some shit) so my husband had died from sucking a dick that was too long , and it was epic, it went all the way even went through his asshole. Oooh it was amazing, blood and cum was flying everywhere. Ugh it was so awesome i wet myself to the point there was a puddle 5 feet long. Then that bitch ass hoe cunt bitch from earlier, yes Her, burst in screaming "BITCH I AINT THROUGH WIT YOU YET I SERIOUSLY WILL SHIT IN YO CEREAL BITCH U BETTAH WATCH IT!!" How in the hell are you alive? To which she replies "ooh i just needed some jiss on my tits and some cum on my face and in my hair and mouth. Ohhh damn. Hey do you wanna make a sandwhich? Ok. So we both laid down intertwined our legs and rubbed our vaginas together. Ooh it was soo fucking hot. I came too early all over her cunt and it sprayed so hard that she started losing skin and blood. Ooh it went so far and powerfull that her body disentegrated and her physical being seised to exist. After these events a hot guy came in. I jumped him and began making out with him really hard. Before i knew it he had me against a wall. We began to rip eachothers clothes off violently. I grabbed his ass, then began inserting two fingers into his fuckhole , while he sucked my big africanamericanimmegranthomosexual dick all the way to my big white balls. He turned around and offered me his ass. So i ripped off the rest of his pants which were at his ankles, and threw them. His pants hit the grill and lit on fire. I almost looked back but he grabbed my face and said in a sexy voice "thats not important now" and shoved my dick in his ass. Ooh it was soo tight. I felt like i would cum instantly. My vagina clenched when i finally came. After that we said our goodbyes. The next day i journeyed to cerulean city, to pick up that damn bike. Latest edition automatic dildo bike."get fucked so fast youll have anal seepage for days" was their slogan. I went to the lady up front and purchased the bike. She seemed horrified when she saw my bank account. Then she pointed to a sign that read "richest person in kanto had 999,999$ but gave it away for an old crusty vagina sandwich!" Eh that kinda rang a bell. Nah im not familiar with that. So As I walk out, I find this dumb ass white bitch yelling at her slowbro telling it to fucking cut a tree down with dem blunt ass claws. It was a small as fucking tree, you can walk around the fucking tree dont be a bitch lady goddamn. So I had to walk around a fucked up path where i was attacked by purple dildos, flying dildos, and electrical anal beads. And after all that I went to a building with a large red roof. All that was inside was this pink haireded lady with some large ass fucking tits, and a little fat bitch by the name of chansey at her side. I went up to her and asked if she sold beer...No, This bitch grabs me, puts me onto a weird machine. It was like a rave on LSD. I heard a nice little tune after a bunch of beeps. Then before i can think.. Bitch rips me off the machine and throws me onto the ground. Then she kindly says "we hope to see u again" like bitch really, umm hell no. So I walked out and found an old ass power plant, with the same electrical anal beads from earlier hanging out around it. I yelled "NOPE!!" Fuck that"" and ran like shit crazy. I accidentally ran into a hot redhead in a bathing suit. The dildo on her bike was 12 inches long, mine was only 8... I expressed my jealousy to which she asked me to challenge her. I ran as far as i could, then a portal appeared. I went in to escape the deranged bitch that was chasing me, she only wanted me for my hot vagina. So the portal took me home. I checked to see if there was a cum stain on the right side of the sofa, and there was! I was finally home. So i ran outside stripped naked and fucked someones dog who they werent watching at the time. When i came though, the dog acctually exploded , and It blew my physical being out of existence ...

THE END.

So one say my boss bent me over his desk with my big tits swinging back amd forth, He ripped off my pencil skirt and screamed "ooooooh maureen, I want ur anis nooowww" as his tentacles went in my anus. It was so fucking hot. Then the door busted opened! A cunt bitch who claimed she was gonna beat mah ass as revenge against my father. She was tryina be a bad bitch, so I had to teach dat ho a lesson...by beatin her ass and stickin her head on a stake, and skull fucking it at the same time. Then an angel appeared, he told me my attempts were futile, that in the next edition of your ass arms, she would return!!! Her body began to reform, so I stuck my fist in her vagina to prevent resurgense, and it workedc the bitch died...for now

So I wake up one morning and the "cunt bitch" is standing above me , like bitch really? She got off on my face, then got off the bed to a boxx of dildos, we are roomates now. She began unbottoning her blouse, and her boobs fell so hard to the ground. I picked them up for her and asked where she wanted them put, she then grabbed them amd stuffed them up her vagina,oooooh it was so hot. I bent her over the table and began fingering her fuckhole, the oozey seepage coming out was soo amazing so I grabbed a glass, filled it up with the shit piss cup, and forced her to drink it. She looved it. Oooh. I began slipping my 1400000000 inch dick so far inside of her that i touched her soul, and she screamed so valiantly it was totes amazeballs

#fanfic #notreally #Iwrotethiswhen #nostalgia #your #your-ass-arms #yourassarms #art

[lettherebemonsters]

“Oh yeah puddin pushed me out the window of a four story building and I pretty much broke every bone on my body but hey I lived. He did eventually kill me though. That’s how I ended up down here.” Diamondcladclown for Adam

" Excuse me, but I'm going to go visit this Joker. And totally not murder him in his sleep or anything...."

@diamondcladclown

#diamondcladclown #call me Dickmaster! (adam) #LOL RIP Joker #BWL you're on thin ice too

[lettherebemonsters]

*leaves puppets that look like cain and able on adam's bed*

" OH YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, HOLMES! FUCKING DEAD!"

#call me dickmaster! (adam) #Whoever put those there....RIP man XD

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Hey, Dana. Wanted to share a Hazbin Hotel Theory.

So I haven't been watching the show really, but since it is everywhere, I know a lot about it. Kinda like how everyone knows who Godzilla is and his deal despite never watching a Godzilla movie.

I have a theory that Alastor made a deal with Lilith to be granted enough power to topple Overlords in Hell and be the most dangerous mortal to ever manifest there, in exchange Liltih would ask him a future favour, like how Alastor didn't immediately tell what he wanted from Charlie with there deal.

Think about it, it has been made clear that Alastor's raw power was something no one had ever seen before. I think he was binded to Lilith and became strong. And when Lilith made that deal with Adam to be in Heaven, he followed her, explaining how Alastor knows who Adam is. That's why they were both gone for 7 years. But then Lilith wanted that favour for Alastor to look after Charlie and he was cast down back to Hell. Explains his disappearance and his hunger for more power and freedom than before.

What do you think?

Oooooooh. That's an interesting theory. That could very well be possible. That he made a deal with Lilith for power... and now he's served to protect Charlie and the Hotel...

However...

I've been thinking a lot about Alastar, and Lilith for that matter since the finale.

The popular theory,

(and the one I started before the youtubers jumped on it for clickbait because I have my own fuckin' opinions... sorry. half joke. not the time to get into that.)

But now that I'm re-evaluating what Lute said to Lilith....

Lilith owning Alastar's soul doesn't make sense...

Well, it does and it doesn't at the same time.

They might pull an "Eve is Lilith/ Rose is Pink Diamond" type of twist here... Because we are sincerely lacking a lot of information.

Lute told Lilith that her deal is Done and Adam is dead and Lute is in charge now.

So, because of the lack of context, does that mean that Lute was supposed to kill Adam for Lilith?

I don't think so... considering how destroyed she seemed when her beloved Dickmaster bit the dust (rip king)

So... what was the deal that Adam made with Lilith?

Adam is the one leading these exterminations, and is the one who admits it's his entertainment. He is so bored in heaven man....

So... was that the deal? Did Lilith order these exterminations???

But... if she controls Alastor's soul... why did she hold him back against Adam?

.... And yes. Alastor was not fighting at his full capacity against Adam. He was slaughtering all his Angel Ladies/Bitches with angelic weapons, but against Adam... He had no angelic weapons. He wasn't using them.

I don't doubt that Alastor was supposed to die in that fight.

He was supposed to die... He was never meant to kill Adam, despite his threats of "ending his fucking life" If he was even the least bit serious, he would have gone full demon mode and he would have had angelic weapons with him against Adam.

So, what was Lilith's deal with Adam before his death? .......

He'd be allowed to do exterminations and be protected?

Why would Lilith leave Lucifer and Charlie in Hell, and live it up in heaven and not look back? Why would she allow exterminations to happen if she sent Alastor to protect charlie???

The Seven Year absence DOES add up... however...

If we are to assume that Lilith scorned Lucifer for dooming humanity and just wants her vengeance on all the Sinners (having a simalar Mindset to Adam about sinners cus they were made from the same dust...)

I think there is absoultely more to it then that. Unlike the Stella family portraits in Helluva Boss... I don't think this is a woman in a marriage who was never happy... Like, she was at some point... and I feel it would be so lame if she was just a woman scorned by the men in her life so took it out on all of hell. there is something else going on and we don't have enough information.

So... She ordered the exterminations??? Also Ordered Charlie to be kept safe by Alastar???

Okay??? But... that's SUPER contradictory.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

It's really contradictory. and we just don't have all the information. But... something has been bugging me...

(ignore the youtube border couldn't get a decent screenshot of this)

People are saying that this is a result of his curse. Always supposed to be smiling.... but...

That's also Green. Green is the color of Alastor's power... his magic, but at the same time... it's like he's calling from forces that he does not have direct control over... Almost like this is the power that HE made a deal with to get... This is the power that he has as a result of his deal.

Alastar dresses in all red. There isn't much green on him. Why is his magic and powers all Green???

Well, sure, it's common color coding in animation/movies/everything that Green and Purple are the "evil" colors.

Alastar giving big shadow man vibes... Especially with his minions and how they look.

I don't think the Green power comes from Alastar himself....

What types of Deers do you know that have Tentacles?

As when his cane breaks...

IT SPARKS RED.

NOT GREEN.

ISN'T THAT INTERESTING.

Cause if his powers were strictly the green magic... don't you think his cane/microphone when it broke would spark green instead of red?

So given that... I think I have a new theory on who might own his soul. Someone else in Charlie's family we have not met yet.

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